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What's a clear and concise way to do it? Step by step and how to practice so I don't screw it up.

If I can't afford a lawyer, how do I fix my will?

I actually posted here a while ago, thanks!

shoe laces somehow OP?

>when your life is so meaningless you don't even get to make your own suicide board on /adv/

If you are a woman just say you are ugly and post photos that clearly show otherwise.
If you are a man you a pretty much screwed and will only get it from your mother or by getting a wife

>>16680835
I'm gay, so getting a wife really isn't an option, and mom has enough to handle in my sister's whining.

I'm what most of you would call a normie and I just don't crave either. What attention I need I give myself. I live with friends and have a girlfriend and am emotionally satisfied, most times I find myself looking for solitude and time to myself.

>>16680810
i honestly

some girls are so pretty your heart starts to hurt and she is one of those

imagine how lucky that guy must be that has her for himself

Jeez fucking girls man.

It's more common than you think. Had an argument with my ex once because she said she'd snog a girl friend in a bar to get free drinks. Absolutely couldn't understand why this would annoy me. This was also the same girl who was 100% straight but had a relationship with her best girl mate for a few months, scissoring and all.

It's more than likely an attention thing in your case. She was drunk and it felt like a naughty thing to do, a quick thrill. Or there were people watching so they did it to cause a scene.

It's very unlikely she actually fancies her. Girls do all sorts of dumb shit for attention. She knew you'd be mad so she lied, stupid thing to do I know as it's actually worse than the act itself. However if shes genuinely sorry then consider forgiving her, if shes not then you have some stormy seas ahead my friend, selfish girls will crush you hard, especially those you grow to love

I would break up with her.

>just a drunk kiss
How can you "just a" infidelity? There aren't degrees of it. She cheated.

>her initial assurance
Yep, she lied.

>initial denial
Twice.

>She's sorry about it
And I'm sorry when I fuck up too. That doesn't erase the consequences of my mistakes. My guilt is part of the price that I'm supposed to pay. The rest of the price are those consequences.

>doesn't think she did much wrong
That's not what being sorry is.

Simple thread, simple answer. Now go away.

>>16680761
Get a job where you have to be around people. This will improve your social skills and you'll gain confidence from having a steady income. Don't give up, even when it's painful, as pain is what causes us to grow.

>>16680788
Not trying to be an asshole but how do I get a job without any qualifications? I did some english tutoring last year but that payed like 100€/month.

I mean I guess I could work at McDonald's but with that kind of income I can't even pay rent...

>>16680809
Nursing homes and places like that don't require any qualifications. Working with mentally handicapped people, in tech stores, whatever. Be hygienic and practice being authentic and likable in the mirror before you go.

She is of legal age, if she wants it and you want it then it's not wrong.

>>16680731
It's wrong to lead someone on, making them believe you want a relationship when you actually just want sex. Tell her you are looking for something casual.

>>16680736
I do want a relationship. But starting off with a date just isn't working for me. Everyone here and friends tells I'm doing it wrong and I just need to fuck them first instead of being nice and taking them out somewhere.

>>16680718
Stop being so needy. Women don't like that.

>>16680718
Somehow in the texts you came off as creepy. Therefore she's been ignoring you and deleting them, or has your number on her blocked list.

Move on...

>>16680767
My texts were as such
>Hey (Girl), its Anon. You seem like a fun chick, we should hang out sometime. Think you'll be busy Thursday evening?

The next day, I sent
>This is (Girl), right?

The day after
>Test message, lemme know if you got this

I don't see the creep factor, but I can see how it was needy like what >>16680755 suggested. Yeah I guess I should move on.

What should I do if I see her again? Ignore her, or just be friendly to her but not try again?

>>16680710
Your being tempted- just don't build it up in your mind. You don't have to be all in. Take a small amount like half a pill to dull the pain. do you live with anyone who you could ask to hold pills for you? They could give you them one at a time?

Nut check time OP either say fuck them and deal with the pain to not have to worry or have someone hold the pills for you

>>16680719
OP here. Yeah im stayin with someone. Family member. I guess I'll hand her the bottle. I just think if i so that itll upset her. Ive been a failure enough i dont want to being that shit back up. And honestly im afraid that if i end up needing one after the right amount of time has passed she wont give it to me.

They definitely have some good advice, but you have to have so much free time to do that shit.

Don't dig into anything. Life is too short for that. Give stuff 10 minutes and see what you can do with it.

>>16680702
Yeah, incredible good advice, I suggest you pirate it and then buy a subscription just to confront yourself. Even then if you're clever enough you can understand the various techniques they're using in their Youtube videos and you'll be good.
I'm talking from experience and it really worked on my sense of self worth and you'll feel goddamn better as a whole, not just on pickup.

>>16680886
>but you have to have so much free time to do that shit.
The time in between everything is enough, trust me.

>>16680692
There are stupid threads, and then, there's yours.

go to england

British Girls...rich and snobby...
Mate have you ever been to Britain its a right shitehole.
Half of the girls are riddled in clap and have 4 kids to different men by the age of 18.

i sincerely wish you luck in court.

Just by thinking about your daughter how much you love her should give you some strength.
I feel similar with my little sister (who is 9). I don't have any money - literally - because I study engineering (tried to work besides university but it fucked up my time and failed several courses). But I hope that soon I could somehow detach her from her mother and bring her home. They live in England and my mother is expecting twins now. She doesn't help my little sister in anything. She was visiting during Christmas and it is obvious that she has child depression. I must figure out how to convince my mother to let her come home. She almost forgot her native language but it is not too late yet, I just need to work and find a place to live, but without my degree it would be too hard to find a decent job and feed a kid, too and have enough time to take care about her.
But my mother will get loads of money after 3 kids, when the twins will arrive, so there's little chance she would let her come home...

Just please hang in there and think about your daughter whenever you feel down. You have nothing else that could help, I think. Or I'm just too stupid to come up with any miraculous idea.

Well, I love you OP. You go do your best for your daughter and she'll know how hard you try for her no matter what the outcome is.

Maybe you can email her teacher about the home situation and ask what help may be available.

Whats wrong?
Life is about being happy. What do you like?

>>16681242
This.

If nothing makes you happy and you're a lost cause, then you can try making others happy.

>>16681242
Not OP, but I like doing anything tech related, I study at university and when I fail, like today, I am told by my mother that I should die, so she don't have to be ashamed of me. I'm pussy to do an hero and I started to hate her from the bottom of my hearth. I think I have what it takes to finish the uni, but I just sometimes have a streak of bad luck. Help me.

No they wouldn't. You'd have to remortgage in order to settle the bill.

Guy doesn't know what he's talking about and you're an easy mark.

>>16680659
Easy mark??

>>16680655

>Then i found out hes probley ripped me off so i said i wasnt going to pay

I don't know why you're being so vague, but how exactly did he "rip you off?" He sold you an "item," you still have the item, and you haven't given him the money you agreed on. He's trying to take the item back, and you won't let him. You also won't give him the rest of the money.

So how exactly is HE ripping YOU off? Sociopaths can be dangerous, sometimes, but life isn't a TV show, and in real life, idiots are infinitely more dangerous and prone to fucking everything up. And you kinda seem like an idiot.

tl;dr if you don't want to give him the money, give the "item" back

Did it pass your mind she might be interested in something like friends with benefits type of thing and that's why she'd be down to go out with you.

If someone says they are not interested in anything serious you should believe that just to spare you a lot of heartache. Might as well stick your dick in her though

>>16680484
>Plus I'm going in the military about the same time she is going to college, and she knows this.

So why are you disappointed? Both of you are about to go down two very separate, irreconcilable paths. You cannot maintain a relationship in the military. She doesn't want a relationship, period. There is nothing here for you, aside from a possible hook up situation like the other anon said.

You sound lovestruck though, so that wouldn't be a good idea if you actually like this girl.

>>16680484

She is going college m8, you know what that means? yes, dick carrousel.

Don't make a big deal about her, just P&D, she is giving you signs that she just want to fuck, so why not?

stop being lonely.

Give me your skype op

>>16680324
You don't you need to realize that your whole life you will be alone because people will betray you and use you, you need to learn how to live with yourself.

>>16680297
Just divorce faggot, I say the same to dumb cunts who think like you do. Your wife deserves better and I hope that she cucks you. Why did you get married in the first place you dishonest shit?

>>16680302
>>16680302
too much edge for me

>>16680305
>someone disagrees with me
>wow lol edgy