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Does there exist a way to find women that you can pay an annual salary to live in your house, cook, clean, provide sex, laundry, etc, without any of the emotional attachment or relationship stuff?
I'm completely sick of trying to have meaningful relationships and have come to realize I just cannot do it. I feel worse for the women that get involved with me than myself at this point after so many trainwrecks and blow outs. All I really want is the aforementioned things, but am willing to pay for it and treat them well assuming they hold up their end of the bargain.
Is this possible or have I completely lost it?
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They're called maids and hookers, you fuckwit.
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No, you haven't lost it. If you can afford it, that's the sanest thing I've ever heard.
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I'm not interested in a hooker that is having sex with 50 other dudes a week, have to pay them every time, have to either drive there or wait for them to come to you, risk disease, etc.
A maid would be fine but that doesn't quite satisfy the sex criteria, and I imagine it's difficult to find one that will live in your house permanently (or for a set period of time, or whatever) that will also be willing to have sex.
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Maybe some of you will be able to help me here. My gf and I moved in with my best friend last November so it hasn't been that long but we already have some issues and I am not quite sure how to approach this...
I wouldn't call myself a clean freak, but I do clean up after myself. I find that a well kept house gives me energy and good vibes yada yada.
Except, my room mate doesn't feel this way at all.
They cannot cook, cannot clean, cannot look after themselves. When I say "cannot" I don't mean they are disabled, just sheer laziness (sometimes they'll joke about not staying hydrated or that "dusting isn't a thing"). Of course I laugh it off and tell them they should get on that shit but how do I REALLY get it into their skull?
Also, directly asking doesn't even work because I've tried asking about cleaning their cats' litter for the past week aaaand it still hasn't been done even though they said they would do it each time I've asked. Sigh I could go on about all the small things that have been building up but mostly what's been building up is my "guilt" for feeling anger at this person.
We're all in our twenties and I shouldn't have to deal with this shit. Advice?
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You can't force people to change. You have no leverage. This person does not care about cleanliness, they have no reason to live with you. Ultimately, if you can't live like this, you have to stop living with this person.
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if you don't want a roommate you should not have moved in with somebody. dusting is not a thing. are you asking somebody to dust? that's fucked up.
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Who is on the lease agreement? I had a similar problem in a share house. Keep being on their case, i got to a point where i said "if i keep find people dishes in the sink instead of the dishwasher i'm just going to put them in front of your door, it is no one else responsibility to cleanup after you". Surprise people clean up now. Provide some sort of fair punishment shaming in a way that isn't bullying and doesn't make your "friend" feel like he is being ganged up on and he will learn.
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How can I be happy again. Legit question. I don't feel like I can be happy any longer. How do you find happiness in life?
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Why not?
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Bump. Please help
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I just can't find happiness in anything I do. I try to look at the guys side of things but I can only do that for so long. I always find a way to start feeling bad about who I am and what I do.
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In love with one of my best friends of five years but don't want to ruin our friendship in case she doesn't feel the same
Advice?
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Theres no harm in trying, but lets be serious. If nothing happened in 5 years, chances are nothing will. Dont delude yourself and go find someone that will want to actually be with you, because of you. Dont be a beta fag orbiter anon
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>>16678924
I mean. She's been acting a lot different lately. More touchy and more attentive towards me out of all of our friends but I'm afraid she's not and I'm just over thinking it.
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radiator pipes are painful, man
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i feel like a dick to my friends. 2016-01-13 02:53:11 Post No.16678834
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i feel like a dick to my friends.
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I have 2 friends and they are in very wealthy family's.
My birthday was last month on the 28th. They ended up both giving me gifts around 200$-500$. Now i'm stuck with nothing to give them back because im not in a extremely wealthy family, mid class. I feel like a major dick for this.
I feel like im THAT friend who jut uses others for expensive shit.
Any ideas what to do?
but then why did i come to 4chan for this problem?
because i have no life what so ever on other sites.
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Take them out to the movies or do something that is experience based rather than material goods.
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>>16678839
think I haven't tried that before, i have and they have seen almost all the new movies i state in theaters.
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So they spent their families' money on your present? Then you're under no obligation to spend as much on them as they did on you. It's not like they earned that money themselves
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>Have my entire life set up
>Good job, car, house, going to college even though I make 70k a year
>/fit/
>Confident as fuck
>Ask girl I had a crush on in high school for a date
>One date, goes great, get hit with the "let's be friends " bit before second date
>See this shit on Facebook
She's 18 and I'm 20.
I don't get it man. I don't get it.
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Girls want to change guys.
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>>16678758
she was fucking him already, obvs
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>be spoiled rotten
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How can a person get over the guilt of having cheated on their partner? I love my partner, but before we got serious I cheated and feel extremely bad... I can't tell her though, or it'll break her heart. So, what do I do?
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Either confess immediately or take it to your grave. Whatever you do, don't wait and confess or do anything that'll get you found out. That's basically guaranteed break up then.
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>>16678700
Just forget about it and move on. It's in the past and bringing it up is going to hurt her as much as if you did it yesterday.
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>>16678700
Not telling her hurts her more. You're basically keeping her trapped in a lie. She deserves to know so that she can make her own informed choice.
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Friend of mine is coming over to watch netflix later. Shes been coming for a while now but all she end up doing is squeezing my arm or resting her head on my shoulder. I tried cuddling with her and we held hands on "accident" a few times but she always moves away after a while.
How do people progress into the "chill" part of the netflix experience? How do i work our way up to doing somethin sexual?
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Ages?
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>I tried cuddling with her and we held hands on "accident" a few times but she always moves away after a while.
Is she actually aware of your intentions, or are you using your friendship as a guise to try and get in her pants? Because it sounds like that latter to me
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How should i make it known to her? I have tried being more sexually forward with her in the way i respond to some of things she say but i do it in a semi-jokin way
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how do I stop being angry at girls who reject me? 2016-01-13 02:04:58 Post No.16678649
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how do I stop being angry at girls who reject me?
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I've been online dating for awhile and went on dates with several different girls. All but 1 cut contact with me immediately after the first date. The other friend zoned me but its all good since she turned out to be cooler than the others even as just a friend. And I'm not orbiting her fyi. I completely get that rejection is inevitable and a part of life, but it really pisses me off how bitchy and passive aggressive it is to just ignore someone. I feel like each of these girls painted me up to be the guy they wanted to meet beforehand, and upon finding out that I'm not prince charming but a normal guy tossed me out like trash. I keep thinking the next one is going to be cool and mature enough to realize that yeah, the first time meeting someone from online is going to be a bit awkward. But no, they all expect sparks to fly right off the bat like some cheesy romance novel. It just pisses me off how they text me first every day until we meet and then never talk to me again. Or even more annoying, I'll just say hey after a few days of not hearing from them and they give me a long-winded reply that's something like 'hey, sorry, I've been meaning to text you back but I've just been so busy with this and this and that and its been hectic.' If you don't want to talk to me that's one thing, fine, but lying really pisses me off. They'll say that and go back to not talking to me anymore right after, and meanwhile post stuff on Facebook and Snapchat all day. Women really think we're retarded.
I keep moving on despite this, sometimes talking to 4 new girls yet still i am pissed off over one. Its just really discouraging and makes me really pessimistic like why bother with the next one. Sure, I realize there's something I need to change, but how can I figure it out if its going to end up the same with every chick?
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You need to try and get into her pants, man.
When a girl meets a guy, she needs to know that you just "get it", and that you understand that she is there to eventually have sweaty hot sex with necking and stuff.
If youre just walking around being a polite tool, she is just wasting her time with some phony who is trying to convince himself that he wants to fuck the shit out of her, when you dont sound like you are prepared for this sort of relationship.
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How though? I always thought first dates were for getting to know someone then next time you close in.
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>>16678649
It is discouraging to everyone involved in a date that doesn't turn out as they'd hope, not just you.
Having to tell someone "sorry not interested" is not pleasant for most people, because most people realize that it's going to hurt that person's feelings. For women, there's also a pretty good chance that it will also set them up as the target for some self-entitled dickwad's rage.
And yes, it is perfectly reasonable to expect that you're going to be very attracted to the person that you want to be with when you meet them. Unless they have demonstrated that they are a horrible person, I'm willing to go on a second date with most women because people get nervous on the first date. The reality though is that the people who have ended up as long term partners are women who I clicked with really well when I met them.
So here's a suggestion: give people a break and stop acting like an angry child who thinks that everything is supposed to be the way you want it to be.
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Anyone here licks and bites their lover? I lick my girlfriend all the time and she hates it. But I do it anyway because I love it. She sometimes licks me back in the heat of the moment during sex. And we bite each other on a regular basis. I would just like to know I'm not the only one. She says it's weird but I'm sure theres got to be others doing it.
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Do you take chinks of her skin off?
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>>16678567
My SO and I do that all the time
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>>16678571
Lol no just light biting she actually will leave brushes on me
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I've always had a suspicion, but I'm becoming increasingly convinced that I was molested by my mother. I believe I had what was a small flashback tonight.
What are the odds that this is real? Could I just be making it up? I'll give more detail, if requested. My brain is just so muddled and numb right now that I don't know where to start. I can't stop shaking.
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I don't really believe that you can just "repress" like in movies and just entirely not know about something. Probably power of suggestion, even self-suggestion.
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Just out of curiocity, could you describe it
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How old are you?
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>do software engineering for work
>"anon, we need this thing done this instant, it's critical"
>"uh sure I can do something very fast but it might not be stable long-term"
>"that's fine, we just need it RIGHT NOW, it doesn't have to be perfect"
>10 minutes later
>"anon, why is (this thing) not working perfectly? It worked a long time ago, when this was a completely different thing!"
this happens all the time at work, what do I do?
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>>16678438
Suck it up.
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>>16678438
Ah the age old "Do you want it done right or done by Wednesday?" problem. There is no answer, anon. You simply have bad management. Welcome to engineering.
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>>16678454
this.
It's what you're paid for.
Anyway to save this tinder conversation, if shes in a pissy mood? Any help would be appreciated.
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How's it feel to be okay, OP?
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>>16678419
On that note, start talking about how mediocre her appearance is. Be like "Well you look like a dumb bitch when you fake smile"
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More puns, bro
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how do manwhores get laid in the first place once they're known as manwhores?
you'd think their reputation would precede them and ruin their chances
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Bars and clubs, places where no one cares about reputations. That, and they sleep with girls who do the same shit, and thus aren't in a position to judge.
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I can't speak for all chicks, but I don't care a huge deal about a guy's number of sexual partners. I only care for two reasons:
1. Do they have a disease
2. Are we working with the more experienced man fetish, or corrupting the sexually inexperienced man fetish
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>>16678324
Men can't be promiscuous. It's called being awesome. Only women are whores.
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Is signing up for a sexuality class in college good for getting laid? 2016-01-13 00:42:34 Post No.16678265
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Is signing up for a sexuality class in college good for getting laid?
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I want to so badly, I can't put it into words how all consuming it is for me so I'm not really going to try to, but would the people in that class be more sexually open people who are down for casual sex with people they barely know? Or would they all be SJW tumblrites who would give me death stares for being in their class as a male?
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>>16678265
Just drop out of college now. You are way too dumb to be there...
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Lifetip 101: Women can smell your sexual desperation. First you gotta learn to talk to women without your brain screaming inside your head OMG SHE HAS TITS or PUSSY or ASS.
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I took intro to gender and sexuality because I knew it'd be an easy A. There were four dudes there out of like 20 people. They got a round of applause on the first day, and sometimes the teacher would make every guy give their male input on certain issues. I saw no girls trying to get with these guys. I don't think I even saw them talking to the guys, at least not more than other chicks.
So your chances of getting laid are about as good as any other class.