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The best way to clean your ear is with your elbow.

With your head tilted sideways, pour hydrogen peroxide into your ear canal. Let it sit for at least five minutes. Tilt your head and drain it into a napkin.

>>16674426
Fuckwit detected. Hydrogen peroxide kills healthy cells too. Use half n half vinegar and rubbing alcohol. Regularly clean your ears. Don't soak your head in water.

Wat do. I don't want my mom deciding four years of my life and therefore the rest of it because of muh feels.

>>16674396
your school can't do that, tell them to fuck off

>>16674396
You're gonna have a hard time adjusting to the new environment of uni alone.
Can't begin to imagine the struggle of an entire new country/culture.
Do you have a solid income to pay for the next four years?
The plane ticket alone will burn through a good chunk of that 10k
Assuming its even yours.

same

i feel you, i was hurt and toyed with by my last girlfriend almost a year ago, all i want is a relationship but i'm hesitant to try because of the lingering fear of it happening again

Relax. Humans are not meant to have long term relationships. We grow and change far too quickly and diversely to remain compatible with each other over time. Learn to enjoy the time you share with any one person whether it be one minute or ten years. A new and more compatible person always comes along if you are open to it. The only reason long term relationships worked in the past is because women had no options and were forced to be what their male partners wanted them to be. Let yourself grow, let yourself change. Find the person who is a match for you in the here and now.

plz help

Fem anon here, who happens to be in the same boat.
>19
>never been in a relationship my entire life
I'm still trying to figure this out for myself.
Anyways, what do you guys talk about? What if what you're saying is causing her to play koi? I could be wrong though. But more background could help.

maybe she's never really gotten too close to guys before

are you friends with her on social media?

havin this problem as well.

Shit's happening to me as well, I think it's a server problem

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>>16674247
Dump him.

Depressed about what?

>>16674247
Dump him, he'll come crying back

Dude, you need to find things to do other than fucking yourself 5 times a day. If you can't offer anything for anyone, why would they want to meet you? You are just going to be disappointed even if you get a date to try to fuck.

>>16674222

Fapping is lonely as shit, because when you cum you realize you're alone.

Find a partner, it's not difficult.

There are shitloads of lonely girls that want to be with you.

Quit fapping so much in a day, it really desensitizes you to cumming.
You do need to gain some sort of hobbie or skill in order to get a girl to be interested in you

>>16674221

Dating apps. Tinder is a crapshoot, but the more serious ones like OkCupid will get you some action.

Shy chicks. They stay inside and avoid dating sites so go for sites like tumblr. Find a chick that's online that'd be willing to date you and find out where she lives. When you ring the door and she opens the door, get on the floor, everyone do the dinosaur

>>16674246

Haha ebin xDDD

>>16674109
benadryl?

>>16674112
nope, all that just helps very little

Tried edibles? What kind of weed are you smoking? Street/ dispensary?

Its an odd one man. Did CS as well and didn't really see any of the racism face to face, but I had a good white female friend who later said repeatedly she had remarked back to people who refused to get served by me or made comments that I was her BF etc.

Frankly I was shocked, but racism in the UK in London is pretty underhanded.

Otherwise I loved it, like I said, no abuse to my face.

>>16674238
A bigger part of me really doesnt want to believe its racisim, but fuck its stressful when people give baseless remarks behind your back and then it feels like management is breathing down your neck for it and no one gives any reasons why. Its an easy job to boot

>>16674100

Some customers are just assholes; you just need to deal. If you're good with the managers, doesn't really matter.

>>16674052
Ask for his number before she gets there, or sit next to him instead

There's a huge difference between a lesbian and a transgirl. I'd estimate that most transwomen are straight, as in they're into men.

Anyways, if she isn't into the guy, she might be into you. Ever crossed your mind?

Since she isn't into him, it's be easy for you to walk up to him, do whatever you do when you show interest in a guy, and tell him something like 'You know, I'd be much easier for us to hang out more if you told me lesbian friend to back off and stop cockblocking you.'

I can't imagine this not working, since he'll be thinking about it for days until he finally gathers the courage to ask you out. In the meantime, just continue to do what you do. Look at him, smile, flick your hair, all that dumb shit.

If he's worth anything, he won't be silenced by your butchy friend.

>>16674085
Someone already sits beside him so that's not an option. I'll try to get his number or SC if i get the chance.


>>16674118
>There's a huge difference between a lesbian and a transgirl.

I don't know much about trans people, but she's FtM so wouldn't that make her a transguy?

>She might be into you. Ever crossed your mind?

Yeah, I've thought about. She's seems to be ok with me as long as I'm not talking to him. I think its oblivious that I'm straight so I don't know why she would even try with me.

>Since she isn't into him, it's be easy for you to walk up to him, do whatever you do when you show interest in a guy, and tell him something like 'You know, I'd be much easier for us to hang out more if you told me lesbian friend to back off and stop cockblocking you.'

They seem like they've known each other for awhile, he's known me for 2 weeks. I don't know if that would go over too well.

If you believe he can handle himself, then go big.
If you want to shelter him in a boring enviornment where he could possibly fail just because he feels like it then go home.

Wait, I'm confused. Why are bad seeds getting sent to this fancy school?

>>16674041
Not why, how
>Money

>>16674016
Gonna need more details to go on

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Here's what she said when I asked her how her feelings had changed so fast.

>>16674028
Essentially, she told her parents about her assault in front of the assailant, who is her step cousin. They called us liars for about 30 minutes, and completely destroyed our mental states with all of their yelling at us and what not. They eventually realized we weren't lying, and then I went home. She hasn't been the same since Saturday.

>>16674006
Tell her to use her hands and spit when giving head and for you just watch a lot of videos and read up on how to give a girl head. Or you could just sit down with her and she can tell you everything that feels good. Or maybe oral isnt for you guys, maybe invest in some toys for foreplay

>>16674006

You make her cum 8 times from penetration?

Skeptical.

Advice for her, start small, only suck the head, lots of saliva. Use hands to work the shaft, increase depth with practice.

For you, go slow, work the outside. Flick the bean with your tongue. The bean, aka clitoris, is the part that hardens with stimulation. It is near the top of the inverted V above the vaginal opening. Start with a slow Rhythm and gradually increase rate until she starts to flex her hip flexors. One she is warmed up, slowly work a finger in while maintaining the same tongue rhythm. Once you can free slide a finger in, or two, turn your palm up an work your fingers in a "come hither" motion. Basically fingers pointed out, the retracted towards your palm. Gradually work fingers faster and faster until she is flopping like a fish out of water. Work fingers and tongue together until she cannot take it anymore.

>>16673984
Correction*

When I called her yesterday she said yes about a relationship

Not fuck other people.

If she was already your best friend, that literally the only thing that changed.

>>16673997
Would it be appropriate to invite her to family dinners with my parents? She's Italian her parents were immigrants
My family is Anglo as Fuck been in Canada 200 years, and we do waspy shit like Anglican church and nice family dinners once or twice a week where my sister and grandpa come over