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you better hurry up, you have five years left until there's no point in trying anymore.

>>16681572
Ok, care to give advice now?

>>16681584
I don't have any advice but that. I failed so I could only tell you what not to do.
Im pretty sure you won't find the answer here and your time would be better spent outside with people tho.

Do it.

Do it for jeb.

9 times out of 10 you will make things awkward and probably ruin the friendship forever. There is that 1 chance she'd be down for it though.

>>16681475
Will she be offended that I even asked because I know she's married?

yeah well i have small hands you dumb cunt

>>16681447
How tall are you?
& What's your shoe size?

>>16681447
This thread again? Was the first one not good enough for you?

You're a man

You think they're infertile because you're using condoms.

>>16681414
you either haven;t found a girl you really like, or you don't know your priorities.
>>16681427
*gives u le epic brofist* YEAH!!!!!!!!1

I would just forget about it, focus on your own life and dont worry about things that are out of your control.

>>16681364
Sounds like you're jealous, dads got two women I've got none.

>>16681364

I wouldn't get involved, but I don't see any reason why you shouldn't put some pressure on your father to do the right thing and come clean on his own. Just bear in mind that this could possibly culminate in divorce. If you get involved in any capacity, you may blame yourself for being the catalyst leading to said divorce, and that would be an unpleasant guilt to live with.

Stop being a dumbass and enjoy being in love.

Nah, you're not crazy. Some people can just go overboard with the affection and lovey-dovey stuff, to the point that it just feels a bit smothering. There are probably some people who would really enjoy that kind of treatment, but even though it sounds nice on paper, I think most people pretty much react like you do if a guy's acting like he's in some sappy movie.

It depends how he does it though, you didn't give a ton of description, so I don't want to jump to conclusions about the guy.

>>16681345
I do! And that's why i feel a bit insane. I can't really help it if i feel thay way. But it seems rather uncommon so i thought i'll ask you guys what's the matter in order to get it out of the way.

>>16681321
You look like my friend Mike from Utah.

Anyway, idk how much can truly be done. As you get older you'll come to terms with it and know what looks good and what doesn't.

You're young enough that a treatment for male pattern baldness will probably be found before you're long out of your peak days anyway.

It's really not something you can do anything about. Most products that stop balding are actually for the crown of your head, not receding hairlines.

Honestly you'll have to learn to accept it. You probably won't look as bad as you think. It'll also happen gradually.

>>16681327
>>16681330

Do you think there's any way I could at least style it? I don't want to hide it or anything, but I want it to at least look as good as possible.

Well, think about it, if it's just the tip of your finger. That means the poop would literally need to be just past her butthole.

Do you think you spend the entire day with poop resting against your butthole? No, there's a couple of inches closed off by two sphincters that poop only passes through when you're actually pooping.

I've found it easiest to stick a finger into the pooper during sex when the girl is on top and really getting into it. Wet your finger a little, have your hands around her ass as she's bouncing up and down, and gently place your finger on her asshole. As she gets more and more into the sex apply gentle pressure and slowly sink your finger into her ass.

Gentle is the key here. Don't just go shoving it in.

My wife doesn't like anal, but this actually gets her off when done right.

You're probably not going to get a finger full of poop, but if there is a little bit, don't freak out. That's the risk you take for ass play.

>>16681249
99.99%

He might be Diabetic and is using it to get by while he's on the street.

>>16681221

Coffee is cheap as fuck if you make it at home. He probably makes his own and gets the sweetener for free. Or I dunno, he puts sweetener on something else he eats/drinks. In any case, he wants Sweet&Low, but he doesn't want to pay for it. No great mystery here

>>16681227
Certainly possible, hadn't really considered that.

Bump for help

I know I probably still won't get over her, but at least I won't have to experience the pain of being so close yet out of reach.

>>16681158
>think I can be her friend

Stopped reading there. Get off your computer and read what you typed. Realize how badly you fucked up and go make sure you never do it again.

Lol nigga she stopped contacting for a reason move on you dumb ass

Has every guy you've been with wanted to do age play?

>>16681087
>Is there any hope for me?
Hope for you for what?

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>>16681087
>enjoys submissive role in sexual relationships

bait

Cosmetic surgery.

Don't go on reddit problem solved

I have huge saggy tits. They're disgusting.

Best you can do, aside from a lift+mastectomy, is do workouts that will strengthen your pecs. You can also massage them. But it won't work miracles, it will only make them slightly better. I'm also trying a serum on them that gets really good reviews, supposedly it plumps the fat cells, but I'm skeptical and am not seeing anything so far.

Talk to them and invite them to come along when you (and your other friends) are out doing stuff.

>>16680920

If friendship is really all you want, why so specific about gender?

>>16680920

Girls don't make great friends. They aren't as funny, committed, or inventive as guy friends. You're doing the right thing for now. You might not believe me, but it's true. Just look at what you do for fun and compare it to what girls do.

Just fuck girls on the side, maybe date a few.

With a simple ok will be fine, is she is not interested it won't matter

Stop beta orbiting her and look for other girls.

>>16680901
Other girls are out of the question. I haven't explained the whole situation, therefore I was only asking what I could answer her.

>>16680896
I'm just afraid of being too polite like I usually am towards her. If I just say ok then it's like nothing has happened and the same will probably happen when I ask her for next week. I kinda want to tell her "forget about it" or something, but that might make me seem like a manipulative prick, and besides, I don't really want her to forget about it either.

I think that if you want to signal sexual value, you should be sexually valuable. That means more than being sexually active right this second.

If a woman is interested in you and you say you have a girlfriend and continue to flirt with them, that shows you are disloyal which to majority of women is the biggest turn off.
It shows you're valued but at the same times shows you're not exactly a valuable partner.

Don't play games, don't lie, don't be fake, don't pay attention to ANY rules like that. It sounds like cliche advice, but it's the truth - just be yourself, be in the moment, and actually pay attention to the person in front of you. If you're caught up in your head, trying to remember "rules" and tricks and games and ways to manipulate her into liking you, it's guaranteed that she's not going to like you.