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I resently discovered that not only I'm not an ugly fuck, but that actually I'm quite handsome. It's been overwhelming, to say the least. It's not like I had absolutely zero confidence, I just always assumed I was a 5/10 with highly above average intelligence, so I always figured my intelligence compensated for my looks. But then I started noticing girls staring at me when I'm walking, I've even seen some biting their lip and staring at my ass. Random 7-8/10 girls start conversations with me, and are very flirty. Hell, they even laugh at my jokes. My jokes are NOT funny. My jokes are about endocrinology, genetics, nutrition, medicine, themes like that, and I know they aren't party-tier. Not even my classmates like them.
I have absolutely no idea how to stop the aspie inside me to control my thoughts evey time a qt talks to me. I know I could bang many of them, but I just drop spaggetti every time they talk to me, and I can't even start a conversation with a girl.
I'm not cringe-worthy, and can hold up a conversation really well, but I always end up rejecting them unconsiously.
For example, I went out for a couple of drinks with this 9/10 I know from a few years back. Things were really smoothly, pleasant conversation, lots of sexual tension. Then we shared a cab home, I joke about not having any money and she said "you're staying with me".
You know what I fucking did? I said "relax, I do have money". I fucking rejected her.
I know that for an aspie I'm not that bad, but I would like to know if you guise know any tips to help me go to the other side where I don't do this sort of stupid things.
TL;DR: a lot of women find me very attractive but I'm too beta to do anything about it, and when I get the chance, I blow it. Also, good at keeping conversations, but horrible at initiating them.
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>pic unrelated
I wanted to use this:
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Grow a pair
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>>16679787
/thread?
kek, how? It's overbearing because I have never been treated like a hot guy in jr. and highschool. It's all new to me.
Is she lying to muah?
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stop over thinking
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>>16679772
You're not her are you?
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I think you need to find other fields.
i smell like shit
i dont know why, every doctor ive been to has no idea whats wrong with me
recently, everyone around me can smell me and they make it very apparent
i shower twice a day and scrub everywhere, way more than most people
i wear deodorant, cologne, wash my clothes literally every day but i still get the same comments that i smell like poop
no, i dont shit my pants
i like this girl shes 5 years older than me
im so shallow and shes really ugly but she has a nice body i guess
shes everything i hate
republican, christian, rude as fuck to customers(we work together). she likes country music too bleck
im the only person at work who can make her smile, tho
and i get jealous when she flirts with handsome dudes who come in
way too jealous
im not sure if theres any advice you guys can give me, im really just venting. im too reserved a person i have no one i can share any of this stuff with, no one i can be totally honest about my life with
im too much of a pussy to kill myself but i think about it often, it just sounds nice. not having to worry about anything. its more of a fantasy than anything
you know the nicest people youll ever meet will look at you and tell you straight to your face to step back because they dont want to smell you
thanks for reading i feel a little better
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What do you eat? How fit are you?
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I had a similar problem until I started using wet paper towels, and not only clean your orifice but also the surroundings. I wish you the best of luck.
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>>16679751
a lot of subway lately
ya i swim a lot makes me feel better about myself
>talking to girl from my old high school
>she just turned legal and says she wants to date me
>I don't remember her and only have her profiles online
>she has an old Instagram and a new one
>in the old Instagram she looks pretty good and really attractive
>in her newer pics she looks really not that great and has most of her face out of the pics
Do girls randomly just get ugly? I don't get how she looks so different at 18.
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Fuck it I'll post pics the top pics are the old ones and bottom ones are newer
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i know what you mean and i think its less girls getting ugly and more that youve been exposed to more attractive women since leaving high school and your tastes changed.
also a lot of things can change how a person looks in a picture, from angle to lighting to how much makeup she has on. if she was anything like the girls i knew in middle school/high school, she caked that shit on so thick.
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they're called filters u poor poor boy
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Questions for all things regarding College.
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Can we give unsolicited advice too?
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>>16679733
Of course!
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>college requires foreign language
>fucking suck at foreign language
>have friend who speaks fluently
>if i score high enough on online placement exam (with their help) i can "place out" of having to take
should i?
i'm just worried that their may be some second step (a follow up interview after, as some schools have) but my school's site says nothing about that.
wat do
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What the fuck!
I know for a fact my mom is seeing some guy from her work since she told me she met this guy and she really likes him. It's also really obvious now that she comes home late as fuck each night and comes home even later than I do when I have work. I'm not sure if she's cheating on my stepdad, though, because she mentioned that the guy is married and they're both religious (but what the fuck is that gonna stop when you're both obviously into each other and shit?).
What the fuck do I do? The bitch never responds to my texts anymore to bring me food when I ask her to (she doesn't cook and neither does my stepdad--he hasn't been ordering as much takeout food recently), and I'm incredibly annoyed by how difficult this has made my life. I wouldn't care as much about her seeing some random guy I'm never gonna meet or care about if she didn't ruin my eating schedule. I literally go 12+ hours without eating each day.
I'm thinking about looking up her company policy and seeing if there's anything against fraternizing. If there is, I'm just gonna call her boss (I worked there one summer and her boss liked me a lot more than my mom) and tell her my mom is flirting with some guy and I'm gonna get them both fired. I'm also thinking about telling her this so she wakes the fuck up and stops being a dumb fuck.
If none of that works, I'm just gonna take matters into my own hands and make sure they never get to see each other again.
What do, /adv/?
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Dang dude my life was a lot like that when my mom left my dad she didn't do anything cook clean I mean anything it turns out I could have just sucked it up like a big boy and make my own fucking sandwich
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>>16679686
Are you a woman?
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Why was she divorced btw?
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Welcome to the NEET and Shut-in advice thread!
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Sup op
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Didn't see one, thought I'd be useful?
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>>16679660
Meh, depressed around the edges but at least found a new tea flavour.
How are you?
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If you know that a 12 year old boy who's being abused would you step in? He's a distant relative of mine but we're close and chummy and lately I noticed a change in his behaviour and i was just thinking its puberty but then i saw bruises on him that he was reluctant to say anything about, i knew he wanted to tell me but he didnt know how, after a little convincing he told me that my uncle has been threatening him, hitting him and sexually abusing him.
I was shattered because i thought i respected that uncle. And i know for certain there is sexual abuse because the kid knew that my uncle had only one testicle which is sort of an inside joke amongst only a few in our family and the children would never know this fact.
What the fuck do i do? I want to confront him about it and kick his fucking head in but i know thats just not the way to go here, im so livid and heart broken that the kid had to go through this.
My uncle is the golden child of that side of the family and everyone loves him, no one else knows at this point and i want to tell my dad about it but my dad wiuld straight up kill him.
This is going to ruin the family one way or another im just having doubts on wether to get the police involved or what, because we really do not need the police to be looking at our family for reasons i cant say.
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Show the boy to your father.
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Tell your parents.
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>If you know that a 12 year old boy who's being abused would you step in?
Of course I fucking would.
>I was shattered because i thought i respected that uncle.
>My uncle is the golden child of that side of the family and everyone loves him
Ted Bundy was a charismatic law student who could charm the pants off anyone. Anyone is capable of doing fucked up shit. Anyone.
>we really do not need the police to be looking at our family for reasons i cant say
I don't give a fuck. A child is being abused, and if you know it and do nothing you're just as morally depraved as your uncle.
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>like person
>she's shy, afraid of relationship etc
>smartest, most gorgeous girl I've ever laid eyes on
>has the cutest accent
>slowly bringing her out of her comfort zone
>really flirty with each other, text n call after school
>asking to semi formal tomorrow
Here's the kicker,
>i do weird stalker-like shit
>doesn't text me for a couple days
>assume she's busy with school
>made sense, she's top of every class
>tonight, wake up after napping for a few hrs
>no messages from her
>finish replying to shit
>the online stalker in me surfaces
>check fb, active now
>check fb of friendzoned who ended up cutting contact with her
>active now
>i'm feeling it now
>check friendzoned's twitter
>tweet from friendzoned saying omg how can someone mean nothing to you after so long
>gay depressed tweets for months
>check fb again, went offline 1 min after her
Am I being autistic? Everything's more than fine when we're with eachother, but she just hasn't texted me since the weekend which is fine I guess. I don't wanna ask her why and come off needy or whatever because she's swamped with school. It's just that the thought of her talking to him makes me wanna fucking explode, and the fact that he's being a depressed fag about it makes it even worse. I guess the obvious answer is that I'm absolutely being dumb because I am certain I'm 100x better of a person than him, but they were really close and he tried to get with her hard. Does this all sound like complete jealousy that I need to stomp the fuck out now, or do I have a right to worry about this considering we're not dating yet? Sry for sounding rly weird, thx.
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Lel he's probably fucking her while you worry about who's the better man for her you dumb fuck
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Wait, so she friendzoned a guy, he posted depressing stuff about her not caring, and you're worried? Do you think it's some crazy plot where he's stalking you as you stalk other people, pretending to be friendzoned/depressed/hurt for months while secretly being happy and dating her?
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>>16679657
I don't think he's pretending, it's like the thought of her even pitying him pisses me off and I don't know why it is
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Hello /adv/, I'm looking for some girl advice.
You see, there's a girl that I adore, I love talking to her and being around her makes me feel so happy. Last time I seen her she called out to me, ran over to me and gave me the greatest hug I've had in years. I want to date her so bad, but I'm not sure if she feels the same way. I know she has strong feelings for me as a friend, she's made that clear, but I'm not sure if that's enough.
I'll hopefully be spending the day with her tomorrow, I'm going for my license an if I pass which I think I will, I want to take her somewhere nice. The place I have in mind, it's a Forrest walk that leads to a fantastic view of a massive valley and waterfall, I want to ask her to be my girlfriend here because if this goes my way, our first moments as a couple can be ones to remember.
So girls of /adv/ how would you feel if a close friend put you in this situation? I really don't want to make her uncomfortable, I'm pretty shy and awkward, so this will be a bit of a struggle for me to approach. So any advice is much appreciated.
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>>16679478
Dude here, sry bruh
A romantic gesture like that could get you out of the friendzone if you're in it.
But, it could also go terribly wrong, and you need to come to terms with that. Doing it this way could completely demolish your friendship too.
Weigh this danger carefully. This could also be used as a first date, eith a picnic basket/etc.
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>>16679496
Don't worry, guys are more than welcome to. I just think a girl could give a little more insight. Trust me, I'm all to aware of this, I've been losing sleep over it for the past week. it terrifies me. A first date is a fantastic idea which has crossed my mind. I just lack the confidence to think that just asking her will get a good response.
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>>16679525
What concerns me is if she says no, after you've brought her out to a secluded forest. It's like going for a hail mary in football, either you win big, or you lose big.
Personally, I would look for an opportunity, or make one, to ask her out in a way that there are no downsides to saying no, but upsides to saying yes. Or in other words, she won't feel guilty or frustrated about the situation.
You could say you're starting to feel romantic feelings towards her, and you'd really like to go on a date with her this saturday (arbitrary day was chosen). Tells her your feelings aren't strong, so that she won't feel too awkward being friends after, if she says no.
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Hello
>Have GF of a year, she is 20, I'm 21
>She has never really stayed in contact with her ex's, aside from some dude she dated for 2 weeks in high school 3 years ago
>She says he is her best friend, etc
>Met him in person, pretty decent guy actually
>We ended up really good friends, and he respects our relationship
>GF really wants to move out from her parents place
>She asked to move in with him, and he said he is moving with a friend soon and he wouldn't mind having her move in with them
Now I'm comfortable with her hanging with him, especially nowadays, because she only hangs out with him when I'm around. But I am absolutely not comfortable with her living with him full time. She hasn't even discussed with me that this might be happening soon. I only found out because he told me, and she still hasn't said a word to me about it.
What should I do? If this happens it will be in about 3 weeks time, and I feel like its something she should have definitely discussed with me by now, unless she was trying to hide it. This is like a definite deal breaker for me.
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It's ogre.
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>>16679445
If she hasn't talked about it, it's because she feels guilty. Girls avoid topics when they don't want to discuss them.
If she feels guilty, that means that she knows it's wrong. This could either mean that she is still into him or that she knows this isn't something that you should do while dating someone else.
You need to talk with her about it, and face the outcome. Don't attack her though, be calm and ask what you need to without backing her into a corner.
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>>16679471
Actually, everyone avoids topics they don't want to discuss. Obviously.
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Best Man, don't support the wedding at all. 2016-01-13 05:19:21 Post No.16679379
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Best Man, don't support the wedding at all.
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Has anyone ever been the Best Man and not supported the marriage? My buddy is getting married in 7 months and I think the girl he is marrying is fairly nuts.
About 6 months ago I was asked to my buddies best man. Jack and Jill have been dating since 1st year university, we all lived on the same residence in first year. I do not support the wedding at all but I said yes. I've already bought my tux and all that shit so and they have booked pretty much anything so it is getting fairly late to back out. Jack and I were planning on going to Las Vegas, but the plans fell through. I was planning on asking him if he was really happy but as the trip never happened I never got the chance. We had a mutual friend MIke who asked Jack if he was happy and Jill now hates Mike and has more or less cut Mike out of Jack's relationship and will refuse for him to be at the house. I was considering doing something similar but I don't want to loose Jack as a friend or our mutual friends.
Reasons why I don't support the wedding:
- Jill is Jack's first girlfriend.
- I find Jill fairly controlling
- Jack typically has to get everything approved through Jill (People staying over, doing x/y)
- I find that Jill is bi-polar or something. She can be very nice/pleasant but then out of nowhere starts snapping.
- Jack and Jill share different views on a lot of things in general (Jill is a hardcore feminist and Jack is more of your typical white conservative) You can only imagine the discussions we have.
- This isn't just me, my mom, dad, sister, ex girlfriend and mutual friends/old residence room mates have all stated that Jill is fucked up.
- Jill holds stupid grudges, Jill is still made at my Ex for "copying" her meal (Scalloped Potatoes and Sausages) when we had them over dinner 2 years ago. I requested it and it was cooked using a different styles...
All in all I don't support the wedding but what do i do? I think this is a horrible mistake for Jack but I don't want to lose Jack
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>>16679379
Just tell him your concerns breh while the grill is not around.
Be a good friend
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>>16679379
Also bachelor party tips, might as well have some fun with this disaster.
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Either support him, or don't be his best man. It's his decision to marry her and some people need to make mistakes to learn from them
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how to i make my gf break up with me on good terms
i don't feel anything talking to her anymore but she loves me to death. i'm not an asshole and she will be devastated for a while if i dump her.
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Tell her you're gay
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>>16679284
Just grow a spine and break up with her. Give her the generic "we've grown apart" shit and move on.
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Why would you? If you liked her before it was for a reason. Why not just do something different with her get the spark back instead of leaving her then realizing you're ugly af and end up lonely regretting leaving her
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I went snowboarding 2 days ago and for the first hour used my hands to soften the blow when I would fall. Then again I worked out today then just noticed this. What could it be. Should I be worried?
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>>16679228
Looks like a giant bruise
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>>16679228
Just looks like a bruise OP?
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I just appiled at olive garden and an Italian buffet wich one should i choose if they both accept me?
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>>16679203
Don't count your chickens before they hatch
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>>16679203
My brother used to work at an Oliver garden. The pay low and people treated him like shit.
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Keep applying. If you're only applying at two places you won't find a job for months. Not you, but not everyone is hiring