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At one of your houses when no one's home. At one of your houses when your families are home. At a friend's house. In the woods.

Go camping if you live somewhere not freezing

Wait for parents to leave

Assert dominance over parents by giving them $30 and telling them to go watch a movie at the theatres

Pray you have a brotier dad, say you need some time with your girl this saturday, ask if he can accommodate

On your parents bed.

But seriously though. Car sex is a lot of fun if you do the right positions. My favorite? Guy sits on backseat in middle. Girl sits on top back facing him and leans into front seat

ayy lmao

>>16675743
>point towards me with her leg and foot

u wut? bruh that's not some universal sign of attraction you're gunna need to elaborate

>>16675743
It sounds like she's trying to playfully nudge or kick you without you noticing. It could go either way, but I goofed around with all my friends that way. It meant nothing.

You've just landed a couple of shitty friends. In your case, you've got at least one super shitty friend. He definitely deserved a punch in the kisser for that bullshit.

What do you mean make things go his way?

>>16675726
he'll want something or if im at work he thinks im lying or just wants me to drop anything im doing to benefit him

>>16675663
>buy rental properties
>???
>profit

If I had a billion dollars. Hm. I guess I'd buy a huge patch of land and live in it. And build a giant wall around it.

Better yet buy an impenetrable mountain vale, less wall and more water supply.

Maybe the wall would fuck with the ecosystem though. And you know I'd want to hunt.

Buy an island.

Hell yeah I would want to win.

I would immediately give my two best freinds anything they wanted cause
i know they would do the same for me.

As far as the risks. I wouldnt tell anybody about it until it was safe in a bank. I had a good ass financial advisor, and a personal body guard.

I would give my parents 2 mil each and then rarely talk to them.

Winning would literally give me the ultimate independence to do whatever I want and to go places and do things that I could only dream of right now.

>>16675623
3 or 4 inches hard?

>tells you that you satisfy her
>process it by continuing to fuck you

What's the problem?

>>16675623
I have an objectively big dick, and I still feel insecure about it. We are socialized to think bigger is better, but it really isn't. Everyone has preferences, limits, turn ons, buttons. It sounds like you're her preference and turn on. Watch less porn, and take her in the mouth the way I'll never be able to :'(

Try the poison control hotline if you're so scared. If there's anything about not ingesting the product on the label, putting it up the butt is a bad idea.

I've never had enough in there to really make a difference. Beware of farts for the time being

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Plot twist -

It's the whole bottle - "I slipped in the shower and fell on it."

I forgor to mention in the OP she flips out if I even innocently speak to a girl from uni about something uni related on text

If your gf reported this to her then you should demonstrate your appreciation of her actions.

Everyone is susceptible to temptation and seduction. Those who do not succumb to it make a habit of avoid it. She demonstrated this. Reward her.

>>16675544
This. She was honest with you about it when she didn't even need to say anything at all.

Frat parties, dumbass

>>16675452
yeah you could go to fag boy parties OP (if you're already in a frat, they don't just let you come in to party) but if you weren't very attractive in highschool that's what you need to work on first

You're about 25% the way through your sexually active life. You've got a few more years before you'll be stuck in an office with a handful of married/fat chicks. I suggest you figure it the fuck out ASAP.

Talk how a man does

Speech therapy. It seriously works.

Talk with a frown.
But I know straight men who talk like gays and they bang women all the time. Your speech pattern will be talked about for like 2 seconds, but no one gives a shit.

have you tried applying duct tape?

Take a salt tablet you pansy

I've had similar similar looking injuries from similar accidents. Anti-bacterial cream for sure, and gently washing. Bandage it when you're doing things, but you also need it to breathe (especially with the neosporin on); if you don't, the scab will be kinda gooey and soft, so much that it will literally wash away in the shower. Gotta let it breathe to make sure it scabs over well, while protecting it from dirt or damage with bandages, as much as possible.

Once it scabs, keep it moisturized so it doesn't crack, given it's in an area that sees a lot of movement or bumps. And don't pick at it!

Find someone you see daily

>>16675336
she's feeling guilty that's she's fucking him, move on.

it's over. she fucked him

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>>16675309
4chan is not a hivemind. It has a large amount of anonymous users with different opinions.

>>16675353
If someone agrres with ne, it proves that I am not that wrong, so why do people call me wrong?

>>16675364
Because people don't understand the difference between fact and opinion.

He wants to keep it low key.
The world doesn't need to know what you guys are doing imho desu

Would've done the same.

He wants to keep it low key.
The world doesn't need to know what you guys are doing imho desu

Would've done the same.

If he didn't want anyone knowing his business he would not have a facebook account.

Maybe you smell or give off an unpleasant vibe. It could be any number of reasons.

>is this why

I don't know, we don't know what you look like.

There's a lot of girls who like older men, younger men, it doesn't really matter.

How's your attitude? How social are you? Friends? Job?

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>>16675204
girls don't actually "instantly dislike me", it's just a way of saying that they just don't seem romantically interested in me.
>>16675208
i'm in college; i have like 3 actual friends; i'm quite polite and funny (i think), but i'm pretty quiet half the time.

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Just lose the weight, then lose him.

It's win-win.

>>16675195
You shouldn't be upset. If anything it should piss you off that fucking snorlax is saying you should lose weight. If he want you to have a hot body tell his lard ass the same thing!

>>16675195
I'd be pretty upset if I were you. Idk where he thinks he gets the authority to talk about who should be losing weight.

Maybe you can spin it positively and lost weight together.

If he's a total dick I'd say drop him.