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I think he just wants to help you. There's a lot of cynicism in this world, give him a chance until he gives you a reason to be cynical.

>>17397940
That calls for a professional psychic. Just talk with him and whatever happens, happens. At least you'll have a good time before things get awkward, if they do.

>>17397953
But I want to work at that company again

It's basically fraud and you could get in shit for helping him

>>17397930
since he told you he wants to commit tax evasion, then you would be an accomplice to his crime if you let him do that.

>>17397936
He didn't explicity say it, as a matter of fact, when I mentioned his problems with the IRS, he didn't say a word. Fuck. We're going through tough times and he needs to sell his car in order to pay the rent, but I don't want to put myself on the line like this.
>>17397933
Fuck.

>>17397924
"Dunno, one day I was a tiny shrimp and next I just shot up like a bamboo tree." Something like that to make it funny

If someone asks if you play basketball, you bend wall the way fuck down to their level and ask in your deepest voice if they fucking play mini-golf.

My sister asked that a sub teacher at her high school and the sub did exactly that.

Just make a joke of it.

"I ate my wheaties"

>>17397924
You reply sarcastically or in an offensive-defensive manner. Screw people.

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>I'm 19 and i jack off only once every 1-2 weeks
>I have to force myself to do it
That's kinda weird.

>if i don't i'll have a wet dream.
Totally normal. Your body needs release on a regular basis or you can start to get pent up/frustrated. For some people this leads to wet dreams.

Only other thing I will say is that when I was 19 I jerked off 2-3 times a day. So I have to assume that you're sex drive is abnormally low. This can be caused by depression, poor diet, or chemical imbalance. I would suggest looking into that and make sure you're healthy. Just to play it safe, though.

Other than that, not a huge deal.

>>17397931
>depression, poor diet, or chemical imbalance

i have all three of those things and i take pills for them. maybe it's my medication as well.

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>how to approach this situation?
nope.html

>>17397915
Well if she's 4 months old then you probably should serve the sentence.

Otherwise, she's a grown person, let her do whatever she wants, and if you disagree, just state your opinion on the matter. If she cares about what you think, she might think before fucking up on crystals.
In extreme cases you can tell her you ain't gonna date a junkie and find another girl, there's always an option.

>>17397915
Nigga what? You don't want her to do meth but you don't want to sound like her dad? Shut up. Just tell her to not do meth if she does meth then leave. No one needs that in their life.

>>17397914
Don't go for girls who make selfies.

>>17397939
They all pretty much do, unlesd they're ugo. What is one to do in these modern times, anon?

>>17397951
Date a freak, they're pretty neat, usually. Sometimes they're strange only on the outside, though. Find some criteria, like favourite art or music or literature or whatever and judge accordingly. You have to rush through piles of 'the same' to find that gem that suits you.

>>17397897
Open recycle bin or just get them off your backup.

oh wait, you didn't back them up.

sucks to be you

>>17397897
obliterate his most cherished thing

>>17397897
With an experienced tech, you can get all of it back.

As long as you don't download or delete anything else.

>>17397896
No. I tried but finally gave up. It was easier than I thought and what a fucking relief.

>inb4 stop thinking about it

Did you want to sleep with her, but realisere then and there that you couldn't becausenof your bed situation, or did you start to think about it after you said goodbye?

If first option: you could have gone home with her instead, obviously. Whenever you've in a situation where taking a girl home is inappropriate for any reason (your place is a mess, you live with stoners who stay up all night, you're homeless and sleep at your office, etc.,) just tell her my place is a bit weird at the moment, let's go to your place. If you're doing it right, it's just a glazing over and on to the next topic kind if deal. If she wants to sleep with you, she might as well take you home. In most cases it's more convenient for her anyway. Assuming she's an adult who lives on her own.

If second option: Just stop thinking about it, it was something nice that happened on your trip abroad. Count your blessings.

>>17397890
I guess it was the 2nd option, and she was couchsurfing so we couldnt go to her place, anyway, im not a guy that gets laid often and thinking about it after it happened make me realize of the lost opportunity

>>17397905
From what you're describing you sound a bit like me, only I've rarely done ONSs.
I just came out of my longest dry spell since 2010, and it only happened because I stopped giving a fuck. Banged a less attractive girl (usually only go for 8s and 9s), and I'm glad I did it, but only because I get weirded out if I go more than three months without a shag.

Thing is, it either happens it it doesn't. It's not like it's objectively a bad thing to go longer without fucking someone. It's all in your head. You can't change what you did, but you can be more alert to the opportunities of the future, and if something like this happens again you'll know that excusing yourself to make a call to your friend and explaining the situation might be the smarter move.

But let this thing go. It didn't happen, and there's no way of knowing whether she would want to anyway. Besides, it's easy for your friend to be all bro about it in hindsight, but if you'd actually call him and told him you need to bed, he might have told you to fuck off. Don't beat yourself up, opportunity might arise soon again.

Ok, another round.

Women: How tall is too tall for you?

>6'6"/240lbs stick insect reporting in.

>>17397831
>Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
It's in the FAQ. You are fine

I like eating ass. Do girls like gettin their ass eaten? How do I go about doing it in bed?

He's shooting heroin.

>>17397787
Really? Why that one over other drugs?

>>17397793
I assume that it takes time to find a new vein to abuse. That and to savor the high. I don't know, I've never done heroin.

>>17397780
His mental disorder :3

>>17397780
i personally like guys that are adorable in some way, whether it's the way they look (like a guy can look hot but has nice, innocent eyes or w/e) or just some vulnerability or quirks they show unintentionally. a guy pretending to be tough but sometimes slips up melts my heart. interms of personality that's gotta be my major turn on besides being funny and lighthearted ie not a total stick in the mud. others qualities like similar hobbies and interests, good looks or nice smile, way he dresses, physique, are all bonuses by one point.

>>17397780
People who aren't so concerned with what their friends or others think of them. Which are surprisingly rare- it's funny how many people now fancy themselves as that cool, individualistic, eccentric "of course I don't give a fuck" type, because those are considered great qualities in modern society- but they actually still care a lot about image and reputation. Humans are very social creatures after all, who love a sense of community- I can see the merit in that, but many people put too much stock into it for my tastes

In a nutshell, it's like how everyone calls themselves introverted when most are not. So I guess I also fancy self-awareness

I feel you OP. I obsess about girls way too much. I have very low self esteem and it's hard to concentrate on myself because all i think about is who my next gf is going to be.

I think my evolutionary testosterone just wants me to settle down and have a family. That's all I want.

>>17397762
>I have two exes in particular that I've pined for months after we broke it off, most likely because I miss the feeling it gives me
Do you feel that the chase is better than the prize?

>>17397898
The prize makes me feel better than the chase. It's gay as fuck but I could spend hours laying in bed, just looking into their eyes and saying sweet shit. And I did. Spending time, going on dates, even if things end poorly that's what I remember. Those two relationships were actually initiated by them when I wasn't actively looking.

What?

>>17397839
just what the op says

>>17397844
What exactly is your question?

>>17397706
2 bags, a ww2 messanger bag for the laptop and a backpack for the clothes, or a gym bag if it's just to hit the gym.