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Last night (mid night) I applied for a job and had to do 3 tests (numerical, logical and a questionnaire) I passed the logical and questionnaire but failed the numerical.

Obviously, that leaves me screwed because I cannot afford to wait 6 months to reapply. I was thinking of calling the company this morning and telling them I had computer problems while attempting the numerical test therefore the reason why I didnt do well, hoping they will let me redo the test.
What type of computer problems can I say I experienced to make a convincing argument??
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Uh, they'll be able to see that you completed the test. You know that, right?
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>>17494723
yeahh, I was hoping to say "muhhh once I started the numerical test my laptop starting acting funny, hence why I couldnt completed it on time or never done as better than I could"
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>>17494748
bump

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I work 3rd shift in a factory and school starts in less than 2 weeks. I have an interview at a different place Friday.

A position for 2nd shift just opened here. I'd be making more than I do now and it would work with my schedule. If I apply I'm gonna have an interview with my employer for it.


Should I tell him that I'm currently looking for a new job that works with my school schedule?
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>>17494687
Nope, do not ever tell your current employer you're looking for other work, if it is at will employment then they can fire you on the spot. You can also choose to tell your new potential employer that they can not contact your current employer for that reason..
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>>17494705
I never tell the people I'm applying at not to call my current employer.

I'm in Wisco and were a fire at will state cuz Scott walker, the place I work for is kinda corporate nazis. Last week they interrogated me because they didn't believe my grandpa died and didn't want to pay for bereavement.

Thanks for the tip.
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>>17494713
I typed the first sentence wrong, I never allow them to call my current employer

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so i tried to talking to this girl i thought was cute on face book. i made a joke like "ive never talked to you ... how interesting are you on a scale of paperclip to he-man?" she just responded "no thank you". so i came to my attention she might have read it has "how INTERESTED are you" instead of "INTERESTING"... which makes me look like a douche. i tried to clear things up just in case but is there pretty much zero chance with this girl now? i feel like i fucked up my choice of words.
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>>17494662
Regardless of what you meant or how she took it, she isn't interested, plain and simple. You're lucky she even told you no, thank you. Most of the time it is a passive aggressive denial, but you got a blunt one.

IMO your opener line was fucking fantastic and unique, but it will take the right girl to respond positively.
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how do i know she isnt interested? i am a bit autist sorry
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Different anon, but bruh just let it go she's flat out not feeling you. Nice opening line though, better than simply saying "hi" or "hello"

Rejection is a good thing, because it saves you guys the pain of finding out you're not compatible before you're in too deep.

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I'm lonely and isolated from the outside world

I literally have nobody to talk to in real life

I feel like I'm going insane. How do I deal with this
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>>17494634
You can't. Companionship is essential for humans. We're a social species. It sucks, but it's hard for some of us to interact and connect with others. Not to mention that isolation leads to lots of physical diseases and problems. Go humans! Sigh...
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>>17494634

Get a dog and an actual career
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>>17494717
I have an actual career but they're co-workers and we don't talk unless we're working on the same code

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TL;DR: I want to get in touch with my ex, but not to date

My ex girlfriend and I broke up almost exactly a month ago. We had a great, albeit short-lived relationship, ended by a dumb fight, followed by a failure to communicate, followed by another dumb fight, followed by a rejected apology and an exchange of "good luck with your future". It's not really important what happened, we both handled things poorly.

I'm moving to another state in a couple months and for some reason she's been on my mind a lot lately. I miss her, but not from a dating perspective. Those feelings are still there in some capacity, but if we didn't break up right then it would've probably happened a week later or so. The less logical part of me feels like she ruined everything. While that's not totally true, it's enough to not see her as a romantic partner anymore.

To top it all off, I really don't want to date right now. I've turned down a couple different dates because I want to focus on what's ahead of me. I don't want to make the wrong kind of sacrifices at the cusp of such a pivotal milestone. I've done it before and I'd do it again so it's best to stay away from it for a while.

I'm not even trying to fuck her again, not that I wouldn't. I just want to touch base, chat for a bit, see how things are going, and *maybe* maintain a friendship with her if I'm feeling it. She was actually cool as hell.

Is this a good idea? She's maintained friendships with exes before so I don't think she'd be completely opposed to it.

How do I go about it?
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I personally say ask her. You may be rejected and no longer communicate, but at least you truly know if she'd still like to be friends. You may be hurt, but if this person truly matters to you, then talk.
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>>17494596
> I've turned down a couple different dates because I want to focus on what's ahead of me
How the fuck do people do this? Just talk to girls and beee urself and they'll throw themselves at you even if you don't make a move. Where are the women that do this? Is this an east coast thing?
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>>17494890
They're girls I know. It's called networking. Getting a job at Starbucks was like steroids for socializing and dating. I've met almost every girl I've ever dated through there, including her. Also be friendly to everyone you converse with, not just people you wanna bang. If someone watches you carry on an interesting, fun, energetic conversation with someone else they're gonna want in on it. Girls included. That's my method. Charisma.

>>17494803
I don't even know what I'd say. I don't feel great saying something along the lines of "just wanted to see how you were doing" because that reads too much like "lemme bak in dat pussi"

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employed right now but i fucking hate it and if my job search doesn't go as planned i am going to just quit. i have literally never had a job i liked and when i read thru the classifieds everything seems miserable.
>inb4 "you're underqualified anon"
i can't even get hired for the jobs i've undergone education & training for. frankly, i don't even have interest in that, just went into it because of grant monies.

i don't see a way out. i hired a therapist because this kind of nihilsm can't be healthy but she just wants to label me lazy and put me on ssris.
>inb4 "but you should try them anon! therapist knows best!"
nothing but side effects over here
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>>17494592
So identify all the things you like.

Then find out how to make a career out of 1 of them.

Find out what education/training you need to get in order to do that job.

Get that education/training.

Go do what you like.
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>>17494595
>identify all the things you like.
i hate everything. there is nothing i like.
>Get that education/training.
that requires dineros here in burgerland. also, see above.
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>>17494614
I feel the same. It's sounds edgy and very loser like, but I don't want to contribute to society and work till I die. I don't want to be a pathetic neet either.

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>small town
>only $2k to my name
>2 jobs
>almost no spare time
>car is kinda fucked up, so no reliable method of long distance transportation
>still living with parents (only 18 tho so it's not that bad)

I hate how my life has turned out so far, and I really want to change it. My dream job is acting, but I have absolutely no idea where to start, given the above limitations. What do?

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>>17494590
Fix your car. Go to college for drama and be the next Steve Buscemi.
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>>17494594
You don't need to spend tens of thousands of dollars to get into acting. An education helps, but don't run face first into debt without a backup plan.

$2k is a good start for someone your age. Save up another $2k if you can.

Where is the nearest major city? (Metro Population 500k+)
Move there, find a shitty one room apartment, move there. Look into temp agencies for work exp. Save up a few more grand and then look into higher education (community college or scholarships), study drama and join local theatre groups, but double major in something useful like business or STEM.
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>>17494615
I'm a couple hours out from Tallahassee. The bad part about the $2k is that I've had one job for almost 2 years now, and I just got the second job like 2 months ago. I was planning on moving to Tallahassee this coming summer anyway, so I guess that takes care of that. How do I make sure that I don't make myself look like an idiot when I'm just starting out though? I don't have any idea if I'm actually good at acting (although I imagine I would be). Should I do school first and then look for acting work, or the other way around?

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My boyfriend never comes inside me. I woder: maybe he's afraid that I may become pregnant, even though we are using a condom (the possibility is real), or maybe he isn't attracted to my body... He's my first, so I don't understant much about sex, but I love him and try to please him in every way that I can. What can be happening? I've already asked him: don't you want to come? And he always say: no, it's fine, and hugs me. I don't have the guts to ask him and I'm really afraid that he isn't attracted to my body. Can a guy maintain a hard on even if he doesn't feel attracted to a girl?
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>>17494585
Is he fat? He might not be able to cum because his cardio sucks. Try riding him to orgasm instead so he isn't huffing and puffing the whole time.
>does he cum on you, or not at all?
>if it's on you, then he just watches too much port and thinks that's just what your supposed to do.
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>>17494585
If a guy can't cum, it's entirely his fault. Not yours. His head is fucked up, his dick is fucked up, or a combo of both. They're problems only he can fix. And he won't fix them until you make it clear to him that he needs to. It's not a problem with you.

Because even if it were something to do with your body (which it isn't, that's retarded), that's STILL his problem. Not yours. Because he willingly decided to be with you, despite not being attracted to you.

Which is crazy. He wouldn't do that. Once again, not your fault.

Tell him what you told us and tell him he needs to fix his shit or you're not down for sex.
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>>17494598
He's not fat at all, always goes to the gym and it's a bit of chad and that makes me really insecure. I give him blowjobs and he tells me they are very good, but he always pulls me and never comes either. I wonder if he thinks I would find that gross and wants to be polite... is that even something possible? Or a guy would never do that? (I'll try ride him longer, thanks for the tip)

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Things to text to an estranged father you never met when your entire family is dead and after years of soul searching you feel compelled to tell him he's a grandfather?
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>>17494580
Someday someone is going to invent a handheld gadget that looks something like a texter but that you can actually talk to people through, using your voice and words and like that.
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>>17494580
Don't mention the fact that he's a grandfather. You don't know this person or what type of potential crazy you're inviting into your life. Introduce yourself, chat a bit, and spend some time getting to know him first.
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do yourself a favor, dont.

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/adv/, I'm considering changing my name. Do you think a woman with a last name that is the same as a male first name sounds masculine?

Like let's say my name is Ashley Frank. Or Clarissa Patrick. Hearing that name would you think 'she sounds butch'? This is a question for both guys and gals.

Gif unrelated.
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No... I got married and changed my last name to David. Nobody cares.
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No, that's fucking stupid. No one thinks that.
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>>17494574
Sounds Scottish to me.
Old Scot tradition was patronymic.
Dad's first name became last name of kid.

There's someone out there named "Bob Faggot" so who cares.
Someone is named worse than you.

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My ass is bleeding. What do I do?
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>>17494570
I'll give you 3 guesses, first two don't count.
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see a doctor bro
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>>17494570
if it's bright red it's probably hemorrhoids. if it doesn't go away in a day or two, see a doc anyway.

if it's dark or black, get to a doc ASAP. if it's after office hours, call the local ER and ask if they want you to come in or wait til morning.

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Hey /adv/, how often do you text your closest friends?
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>>17494567
What friends!
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Once every few days. My gf texts me every day, I think it's a little too much but whatever

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sup adv

so my ex broke up with me two weeks ago. lately, i havent been eating and hitting the gym every day so i'm getting pretty lean and making some major changes in my life. I stupidly checked her skype and saw her flirting with a guy. it killed me. i don't know how to get over this relationship, and im even talking to another girl. i just want to hit my ex up all the time because shes going out more, and dressing down. Like the song.

Seeing those chats is making me remember what I miss about her, and I don't get how she could talk the same way she did to me with another guy. Maybe i'm autis or something but could somebody fill me out on how that works?
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>>17494566
>I don't get how she could talk the same way she did to me with another guy
Because despite what your mother told you, you're not special.
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>>17494566
>I don't get how she could talk the same way she did to me with another guy.

Kinda like how you'll talk to the next girl you fall blindly in love with.

Oh, right, it's human nature to do stuff that feels good. Your ex feels good. You'll feel good too someday. Get the fuck over it.
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>>17494581
>>17494589
lol shit thx niggas. I mean your right af.

bitches are heartless lmao

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Anyone here have a weird connection with their dad

>hes 66 and im 25 so we're not really close in that sense as most people have a 20ish year gap
>feel like i cant talk to him about women
>never tell him i love him nor does he except in birthday messages and emails hes like love pop

I wanna be able to have deep and meaningfuls with him and get drunk like all my other friends
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>>17494539
i feel ya op pls help anons
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I also have a 41 year gap with my pop, he is super conservative and difficult to get along with. I guess my advice is to give up and find another father figure (like your favorite uncle) or just try to find things you have in common and go from there.
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I haven't seen mine in over 6 years and the last time I saw him was for an hour at some shitty cafe.
He's rich and I want some money.
Beat that loser

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Parents of 4chan, would you really care if you noticed when your highschooler brother is playing with your 5 yr old daughter he likes to grab her butt?
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What the actual fuck is wrong with you, you pervert
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>>17494526
I'm not a pervert..
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>>17494541
You are the very definition of a pervert. People like you should actually be shot systematically

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