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>>17496443
Unless you're gonna get laid, and not charged with statutory, no, definitely not. Think back to how stupid you were at that age, then decide if you really want to put your fate into those hands.

>>17496450

I wouldn't be getting laid at all. Fuck, this sucks being perma-virgin, but as you said I'm not ready to see on the news that some faggots died because of it.

>>17496443
Depends; If I am politely asked to buy a bottle of vodka for a 17 yo I might do it, or a beer for a 15 yo. But there is no money to be made there, also the laws are very different here in Germany. Beer an Wine are legal from 16 onwards, everything else from 18 onward.

>>17496426

cont. I'm also scared that something may be wrong with me since I can get off to anything. It freaks me out on all the stuff I can get off to.

Youre just horny. How old are you and when's the last time you had a partner?

>>17496438

I'm 18, I've had the chance to smash this one blonde who's pretty aesthetic. But, I don't find blondes that attractive. I want to have sex with my teachers.

I'm sure you said the same thing last time.

You probably just need someone to talk to. Go ahead, we're here

>>17496445
Yeah

>>17496416

yes. these people are used to working with pretentious ass hats who think the world revolves around them.

dont get me wrong, i understand. i use a pseudonym too. but when it comes down to paperwork i sign with my real name and they see it.

kinda depends on the state though. for instance, in california you are legally allowed to use a fake name on just about anything but government documents. thats all it takes to have a different name. something about three years of doing that makes it official with only a wee bit of paperwork.

>>17496425
>when it comes down to paperwork i sign with my real name and they see it.
What if I say I'm representing my penname when I pay, like as their manager? Is that as stupid as it sounds?

>>17496656
You have to understand that these guys deal with pennames every day, they don't care who you really are and won't tell anyone. Not only would it serve no purpose whatsoever but it would damage their professional reputation. That would be the last time anybody with a penname ever went to them.

>>17496414

He could be gay. Or bi. Or whatever. Maybe he likes you because you're you and not because of your biological or transitional gender.

>>17496422
You're right but he fantasises about me, and idk I just hate it so much that I'm a girl :/

>>17496414
>Act like a guy
>Complain to this type of shit
Pick one. Just remember him that you will end to have a penis.

>>17496396

You've got decades left to fix this. Stop posting on imageboards and do something worthwhile.

>>17496396

stop worrying abotu your family. you didnt choose them, they didnt choose you.

as much as we want family to be idylic, thats like saying 'EVERYONE ON THIS BUS HATES ME DEEP DOWN'.

they are thrown to you by circumstance.

dont worry about impressing them. focus on impressing your elf

>>17496396
tfw 3\4 of population spend the entire life accomplish nothing other than make a family. And usual family end to be shit.

>>17496391

tell her. the best kind of relationship comes from understanding. you were surprised to find understanding. now you need a little more.

explain it as you did here
>we were arguing
>i honestly though you were breaking up with me when you said "XX" or "YY"
>i activated a dating app
>but i didnt do anything

if she dumps you well no big deal, just activate the app again

>>17496413
idk, I feel remorse, but I get the feeling that telling her just serves to make me feel better. Wouldn't that just lead to her not having as much faith as she does with me already? I feel like my dumb behavior is my own issue to deal with, not tell her because I feel bad.

>>17496448
girls are like super sport motorcycles.
If drive them on public roads instead of a closed, pay to play track, sooner or later some blind mexican is going to run you the fuck over.

moral of the story?
Don't worry about the longevity. Buy all the aftermarket parts you want and splurge on performance, because you're going to wreck anyway and insurance will pay for that shit

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>>17496374
get a job then loser

>>17496375
my job doesn't offer health insurance for part time servers

If I apply for medicaid will do anything to help?

>>17496371
I think everyone has a rascist thought every now and then. As long as it doesn't turn into harmful action, who cares. Also, don't you think it's more of a class thing than a race thing? People of all races seem degenerate when they are poor. Black rich people have class.

Black people actively make an effort of being annoying in order to assert themselves culturally. It's not your fault.

Yup, you're racist. The best thing you can do is try to counteract those thought processes logically. What would you think if the same events happened with a different race? Why is it different? Where does this thought process come from? Try to figure out where those preconceptions originate, analyze them, and dismiss them.

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Her friend is cute too

>>17496329
When your "studying" do you both flirt with each other, other then her whore friends telling you do you know she is interested? If yes and yes then you should just casually ask her if she has plans for Sat or Sun because you want to take her to a movie.
OP: do you have any plans this weekend? There's this new movie out I wanted to see if you would be interested in going with me (;
Girl: *rips shirt off & puts fitted in face*
Done

>>17496339
Tits not fitted********

>>17496339

No she doesn't flirt with me, shes got a good 'poker face'. And actually her friends aren't whorey (shocking right?) shes careful about picking her friends.

Also neither of us have a license, so it would be very awkward to have to get your parents to drop you off at the movies, let alone telling them you're going on a date.

>>17496306

what? get insurance, whats the issue here?

>>17496306
You want to know if you should move to the US? Sure, come on over.

If you have a good enough to job offer to come here legally then you'll be able to afford auto and health insurance so I don't think you need to be afraid of a car accident bankrupting you.

>>17496400
i said healtcare because it was the first thing that campe in minde, but there are so much other things

i really doesnt want to be an illegal so i need to do all the paperwork
i need to actually find a job, and even if my english is good as long as i keep my mouth shut, when i talk english vocally is quicly becomes troublesome

but i think you get it

The US look like they are so much more free than we are, and, where i live people doesnt really like me for some reasons, and starting all over in the US would be refreshing
In the us i would be allowed to show a patriotism im not allowed to show here
but there so much more reasons

Could be an easy fling, if you don't want a real relationship and just someone to vibe with; jackpot.

>>17496291
She is very politely telling you no. If she stopped at the first message, maybe it wouldnt have been a no. But the second she says "talking to somebody" and "already too much for me" which is a definite no.

>>17496334
she said she's talking to someone and it's too much, implying she's looking for something simpler, like anon.

>>17496288
Why do you care?

I mean seriously, if she rejects you or not it doesn't really matter in the end. You're still the same person. People can come up with all kinds of shit about you. As long as you're happy and always trying for what you want what does it matter?

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I'm in the same boat OP, I literally have no friends in college and I'm too autistic to start conversations with people. For example I was waiting at a bus stop and this girl came up and stood right next to me even though there was plenty of space elsewhere. She was cute af but I had no idea what to do so we just stood there in silence for 10 minutes until the bus came. Stuff like this happens to me p much all day. Any tips on how to be less autistic?

>>17496398
I want to just say hi/how are you/comment on something about the class, but for some reason I think they'll look at me and go "Why the fuck is this guy talking to me for no reason?"

>>17496259
Could you be in contact with her relatives or friends or something? They might be better equipped to help her, if they're close by to her.

you need to make her seek professional help.

>>17496259
Damn devil you really fucked up with that one. Real talk there's nothing you can do while deployed other than try to help her over Skype/internet. If it's a UDP maybe you can get sent home to take care of her. Tell your command and get in contact with her family but realize there's nothing you can do when Uncle Sam has you by the balls.
Or you could give me her number, name's Jodi I'll help you out