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How do I improve?
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>>17493459
get into meditations by Marcus Aurelius
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>>17493459
suck a gay dudes dick
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>>17493459
Probably shave your neck beard. You can't really 'improve' your face unless you get plastic surgery. Other than that, working out will remove the fat from your face but you don't seem overweight. You're actually pretty good looking. I hope you atleast have a good smile/teeth.
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2 year relationship with gf ended, upsetting but she is a lying bitch... but I still am sexually attracted to her.
I have so many pictures and vids of her and I want to beat off to this shit, but I feel weak if I do. I feel like such a bitch.
but no other girl is attractive. I can, but its harder to beat off to random girls. and I can beat off to girls I know, but I have no noods of them.
Should I still jack off to these pictures? Or is going to make getting over her harder?
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>>17493442
photodump or liar
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>>17493449
ok, i understand where I am, but could I atleast just get some real advice.
I have no reason to lie about this shit on /adv/...
I really have the urge too, but I am scared I will stay attached when I know I cant go back to her.
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>>17493442
Nah it's fine, I still beat off to my ex from 6 years ago because I have some great vids. But definitely try to find some other porn as well. If its the only thing you can beat off to then stop for like a week or two until your dick is about to explode and then any picture of a girl will do the job.
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Roommates / Living alone?
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A bit of a preface.
First, Ive lived with my current roommate for 3 years now. We just got a new apartment, it a better area and are about about 3 weeks into our current lease. We are pretty compatible roommates. We've never really argued about anything, and we can easily keep to ourselves without issue. Neither of us really throws parties or has guests over outside of girlfriends.
Second, I hate my roommates current gf. Hes been dating her for almost a year now if I'm thinking correctly.
While we are barely into our current lease, I have a very strong suspicion that next year I'll be living on my own or looking for a new roommate. Not by choice, but because I think his gf is going to try and move in with him and basically push me out. I'm not 100% this is going to happen, but I'm pretty confident in it.
Now I've never lived alone. I don't have a good job, and never really have. I've always had a reliable / steady job, but living alone on that pay would be really difficult.
Advice on what I should do?
Ask him his plans for next year now, or should I wait until renewal time, see if they are still together and going to do what I'm assuming is her goal.
(I'm strongly thinking this because I heard her make a comment earlier about how shed furnish their apartment / home together)
tl;dr my good roommate of a few years may give me the boot for his gf next year, and I'm not comfortable living alone / paying for everything alone. I don't have many other friends Id live compatibly with outside of MAYBE one. Advice?
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Bump.
Maybe the evening crowd has some advice.
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>>17493432
How did you find the roommate you have now?
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>>17493905
Met him freshman year of college. Known him for about 5-6 years now?
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So I've been going out with this girl for a few years now everythings going pretty smooth. But recently she just started talking non stop about this guy she met at uni. We both have each others Facebook passwords so after being sus about it I decided to check if she was messaging her friend about him. Surely enough she did, and she said she wished that guy would ask her out and she would consider cheating or having a break with me to do stuff with him. How do I confront her about it? Even though she gave me her password I would still feel weird about going "Hey so I read your Facebook messages". What should I do?
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>>17493406
Fuck the man she is going to cuck you with if he accepts going out with her.
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>>17493406
Drop her without confrontation or explanation, you'll get nothing but stress if you talk to her.
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>>17493406
I'm personally a little more spiteful than the other two posters. They're suggesting that you just leave and give no explanation, which is honestly the best decision.
If I were in your position though, I would ruin her chances with this other guy, and then dump her... Like I said, bad idea.
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Do dick pills work ?
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What kind?
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I was wondering if people can actually expand their dong or the dudes with 12" are just 'blessed'
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>>17493379
I want to say no, but conditionally.
You'll NEVER get the huge results advertised but it is possible to increase your girth very slightly, a fraction of an inch with those overpriced pills but you still shouldn't buy them.
They work by increasing blood flow so more blood fills the vesicles in your dick, similar to how viagra works though the difference might not even be noticeable.
If that's what you want then instead of giving hundreds to those lying fucks, go to any drugstore and by L-Arginine supplements. It has the same effect, is far cheaper, and is actually part of what is used in those ridiculously priced concoctions.
As for length, there's a bit more you can do. The key thing is losing weight because you have a mound of fat around the base of the shaft that will shrink as you exercise. I can see the difference plain as day because I gained 80 pounds over a couple years and the part I can measure is almost an inch shorter.
If that's not enough, there is surgery available because part of your dick is actually inside you. It's a last resort if this is causing you severe distress and won't give you more than another inch or two and of course has risks of complications.
Beyond those, you have absolutely no options other than therapy to just learn to accept your size.
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Give me one good fucking reason to not kill myself.
I'm tired of all this shit, I'm tired of the suffering, the betrayals, the stabs.
I'm fucking tired, I'M FUCKING TIRED.
/adv/, give me ONE god damned good reason I shouldn't just go buy a rope and hang myself.
Pic unrelated, I just needed a fucking picture to make the thread.
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>>17493369
How old are you
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>>17493369
Your body will be all mine when you die.
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why bother? you sound like you'd shoot down any reason anybody listed, no matter how good it was. you'd find some way to pick it apart. and even if not, I'm not gonna sit playing 20 questions trying to guess what would motivate a complete stranger not to end their life, while you sit and hold yourself hostage with a suicide threat.
not telling you to do it, not telling you not to do it. but you should be aware that you have worded your post in such a way as to deliberately leave no outs.
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Girlfriend of 8 months had a complete breakdown yesterday.
She went out with a friend who is getting married and then right after sent me a text saying she didn't want to go out that night and needed time to think. I obviously read that and called her if everything was OK... it just didn't seem right.
Anyway she breaks down saying she doesn't have the spark anymore and even though I'm an amazing guy, she doesn't know if it's her or if it's gone. We have incredibly times together, we're also very compatible. I've spent lots of time with her family and friends. She is 22 and I'm 27... this is her first long term relationship she has been in.
Anyway I end up going over there and she is all over the place.. she doesn't want to lose me, she is overwhelmed with work and school and she can't sleep, she feels guilty about the relationship... blah blah blah. I eventually kind just don't know what to say anymore so I just end it.. we texted a bit more that night and she said she wanted me to say hi and check in sometime, and maybe when we both weren't so hurt we could meet up again and talk.
I've already moved on and I've started seeing another chick... but I'm just wondering if anyone can give me any advice on what went on with this girl? It was like a complete 180 and totally took me by surprise.. I really didn't see it coming. She truly was great and I hope she gets what she needs... but I'm just still kinda clueless.
Thanks all! I tried many times to ask what she wanted to do but she couldn't seem to say it. So as far as I was concerned I had to just break up. This was about 5 days ago btw.
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She sounds like she might be bipolar, maybe she also has anxiety issues. I knew a girl like that, she'd be fine one day then completely irrational the next.
All you can do is move on. Which you're already doing, pretty quick to so she can't have meant that much to you anyway.
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>went out with engaged chick
>came back distraught
>guis wut happen???
You fucking idiot. They obviously talked about finding 'the one' to marry which inevitably moved to you and her. Which inevitably led to her getting asked if you're the one, which led to her coming up with 'no' as the answer.
No wonder she had no spark with your dopey ass.
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then you got this dopey motherfucker right here
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>>17493363
>yesterday
>5days ago
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>i already moved on
Did you even liked her?
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How do I learn how to learn?
So, skimming through a quick backstory, I'm in my early 20's and was "homeschooled" from first grade until now, I guess. the issue with being "homeschooled" was that my patent never made sure I kept up with my work, as she was a single parent who worked all day every day, and just sort of trusted us to do what we needed to do. The issue now is, I'm in my 20's and still haven't finished highschool. It didn't dawn on me until 3 or so years ago how fucked I am that I never did an ounce of work, and I probably have a 3rd-4th grade education because of how hard I slacked off.
I'm not an idiot, and I don't have any disabilities. If I stayed in school, I'd probably be top of my class because I KNOW I'm smart, and can pick things up fast. (That's not bragging, that's regret at my missed potential.)
Anyway, I'm in the Penn foster program to get my deploma, but I still havent done any work. Partially because of a crippling fear of failure, and partially because I have 0 work ethic. I mean, I'm holding down a decent job with a family friend, but when it comes to studying, I can't do it. I can't open up a book and sit there reading for hours. I'm too used to constant stimulation.
So, I'm starting fron the bottom. How do I learn how to learn, when the rigidity of public schooling was never beaten into me?
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>>17493353
>I KNOW I'm smart
It's always the failures who say this
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>>17493356
Again, I'm not bragging because being an immature fucking idiot got me into this situation. My point was, I don't have any excuses for not doing well in my studies, because it's my own shortcomings and lifestyle choices that have been ruining me.
From the ages 13, to now, I have no one to blame but myself.
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>>17493353
I dropped out of highschool to get my GED and missed a lot of common studying habits myself, so going straight into college was a huge culture shock for me.
one of the best things to do is develop a schedule; write down any due dates you have, when assignments are due, how much work you should get done a day, and having something consistent to look at should help ease any anxiety you have about the work you have to do.
normally I get anxious when I feel like I have a lot to do, but when you come at it realistically, that anxiety eases up.
also, learn how to properly study. if you have a chapter to read, but it's due in a few days, break the chapter down; read a few paragraphs a day, and then go back over and try to summarize the key points you remember. if there are certain things you don't recall in those few paragraphs, it probably means it's not important (if that makes sense).
learn how to focus on key ideas if you're reading text books, learn how to manage your time, and take some notes (you don't have to take LOTS of notes, but highlighting stuff will make your life a lot easier).
it may seem like a lot, but doing this you should be good. a majority of learning something is bidding your time in order to let the information sink in.
TL;DR: DO NOT READ FOR HOURS, split your reading up into a few paragraphs a day or a few paragraphs every so and so hours.
doing so makes it easier to absorb and doesn't stress you the fuck out.
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Sup, redpill me on tattoos with a self message to myself.. to they work?
first of all, I HATE TATTOOS, i just dont like it, but my life is so bad right now and i really need maybe not daily motivation, but a daily reminder to not loose track of what i need to do to succeed.
i think im depressed because my life is a cycle, its not mean or bad, but its painfull and i dont want it anymore, this cycle sucks so bad
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>>17493335
I'm 30 and not a single tattoo or piercing.
Aging well and have a box next door look.
Been told I look 24 but 26 at the oldest.
Write those reminders on a fucking post it note.
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you don't want a fucking tattoo man they not only get into your skin they get into your head. You think lifes bad now if you get a tattoo and you hate it your life will be much fucking worse. don't friggin do it. also often what you think your going to get in your head and what it comes out to be will more than likely be two different things and laser only works on taking off some tattoos and it nearly always bleaches the skin. Tattoo regret is seriously shitty. I used to have all these great feels before I got my tattoo. Now im pretty much dead inside and sit on the internet all day drinking soda like its a fucking business. I seriously fucked myself and theres people out there that have gotten shitty tattoos that can barely eat or sleep. Tattoos should be fucking illegal the way they can destroy lives. Also a boss can fire or not hire you over tattoos or even not promote you. People with tattoos are not a protected class.
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>>17493335
>Sup, redpill me on tattoos with a self message to myself.. to they work?
Only if you want to tell everyone the story/meaning behind the tattoo, just be prepared for follow up questions.
If you really must do it, please get it somewhere that can be covered by clothing, the coordinates of your favourite burger place won't look good on your forehead.
Story time:
>friend got blue rose on lightning bolt tattoo'd on his shoulder
>"its a reminder"
>for what?
>"my parents getting divorced"
>que? so they were getting divorced, you looked at a blue rose, then lightning struck?
>"w-well, it is symbolic"
And that's how my friend wasted money on a stupid tattoo
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I've had this idea in my head for a really long time now. Sort of a "last resort" plan if everything else fails. I'd just study theology and become a priest or become a monk.
The only problem is, I'm not religious. Not a believer, at all. But the roman Catholic church is still very strong in Austria and they have a LOT of money and land. And they tend to take good care of their people.
First of all, do you think I'd be accepted as someone who is trying to "find" their faith as a monk?
If that doesn't work, do you think I could fake it?
Or is it just a retarded idea in general?
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People don't become monks as a 'back up plan,' they're raised to be monks from childhood.
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Figure out what you need to do to become an academic monk. That way you'll get to work in the archives, and you'll actually lead worthwhile life.
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>>17493312
you're dumb
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dont understand what is going on in this girls head. so i have been dating a girl for the past few months. we're not exclusively dating so she could of been talking/seeing other guys. for the last few weeks she was quite distant with me, ignoring texts, and pushing me away. i brought it up to her and she said she has been busy, i thought it was bull. i was trying to distant myself emotionally from her as i thought she was going to end it or i was myself because i felt like it was over. But for the last few days she has been speaking to me constantly, and basically acting the complete opposite with me, and has been trying to plan shit with me. what do you think could be the cause for this sudden change. maybe she was dating someone else and it failed? maybe she actually was busy? i dont know. thanks for the help.
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you know her, we don't. if you don't know what's going on in her head, we don't have a snowball's chance in hell of guessing.
why don't you ask her what's up?
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>>17493290
>dont understand what is going on in this girls head
Neither do we, so what the fuck is the point of this thread?
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thought someone might of been in a similar situation. sorry. dont know who else to ask, and i would sound clingy if i asked her.
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Ask an emergency medicine doctor anything
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>>17493286
Do you ever have sex with your patients?
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>>17493293
Nope. Few nurses though.
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>>17493297
At the hospital or in private?
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i'm in my last year of high school and i'm still not sure where i want to go. i'm still undecided on what to specialize in but i wanna study law
is there a guide where i can find some good colleges to choose from? or do you know a college that offers reasonably priced tuition and employment rate for international students
i should probably also add some personal information i'm and 18 y/o male from tunisia that can speak english and french as well as some spanish i have slightly more than 60k saved for tution saved up regardless of living expenses
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What state are you in? Can you get scholarships? How wealthy are you? What's your GPA?
If you don't have a high enough GPA to get really good scholarships and you're not rich, and you want to go to law school, my recommendation is to choose the best public university in your state, because that'll be cheaper and you'll want to save all the money you can for law school.
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>>17493277
>i wanna study law
You can't in undergrad, so it basically doesn't matter. Sure most places let you go "Pre-law", but that's not a degree, it's more like a minor.
My advise, go to a 2-year college for Paralegal and then transfer to get a 4 year for it. If you still want to be a lawyer, then you can still apply, if not, at least you'll be making 40-50k as a para.
You'll need to find a school that'll let you do that. For example, I live kind of close to Kent State in Ohio that does that.
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>>17493289
not an american
guys: how should a woman deal with mexican guys that cat call the woman?
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>>17493262
Vote Trump
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>>17493262
Such a nonissue...
You ignore them.
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>>17493262
You should BUILD A WALL. But in all seriousness if you vote left you'll just have to get used to their vibrant culture because you wouldn't want to be a bigot.
Finally after a few days ill be going out on a date with this girl. However i need some advice (no im not gonna ask for subjects to talk about) is it ok to bring flower/s to the first date?
Pls help
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If you get a second date (provided the first date goes well) bring a single rose or carnation.
First date = no, unless you two have know each other for a while and you finally grew some and asked her out. In that case see first statement.
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Every girl is different, so giving good date advice is impossible.
Just go with your gut and try to take it casual.