Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 3849. page

Take your girlfriend and climb in the oven, fucking kike lover

Have a very serious conversation about what you're willing to do down there and about whether that's non-negotiable, for both you and her. Absolutely do not do anything rash. It could also help to do some research and ultimately speak to a rabbi or someone to see if you must be circumcised to be accepted into the faith.

This is a big thing to talk about so treat it the way it is and make her understand how important your side is to you, and listen to her and make sure you understand how important her side is to her. Hopefully you can reach an agreement and make a decision without any regrets, but that might not be the case.

Depends. If you can get it done at a hospital then I think you should do it. If it's like with babies where a rabbi does it and sucks your dick, fuck that.

I can't stand that shit.

>"How come I didn't see you the entire summer? We haven't spoken in a while dude, how is everything? What's up with you?"

See what she did there? She put the responsibility of all that on you, and then shows interest. I honestly doubt the sincerity of that interest, 2bh.

>>17569808
Unless they're interested romantically or have some sort of dependence on you a lot of women won't initiate contact. She's just one of those, you're way more dependant in her than she is on you though man. It's definitely not 50/50 and by the sounds of it it never will be, you just need to come to terms with that.

I have the same problem except it's from my """ girlfriend"""

It kills me and I contemplate breaking up with her every day.

>>17569796
This is the danger zone. You should not let your gf be alone with another man. Ever.

And if he is her friendly ex? Do not tolerate this.

>>17569796

I certainly would not allow my woman to do this

>>17569803
>>17569805

Alright, what's the next move then? (without being irrational/jealous, still keeping my composure.) What should should I say to her?

Don't take your gf shopping, it's a waste of time

There's a certain type of girl who fucking windowshops, deal with it, bitch boi. Hope that pussy is worth it

It's fun. Plenty of guys do it too, maybe not with clothes but with other things that might interest them. Have you really never walked around in a store just to look around on a whim?

The problem is really with you, senpai. I know it's hard to accept, but it really is.

>>17569753
This is the only advice /adv/ gives.

I dunno what else I was expecting.

Kys.

Hard call. I had a similar thing where my friends and I just stopped getting along after we all moved in together. The jokes at my expense got really bad, to the point I became the joke for any company they'd bring over. I've always been pretty self deprecating with my humour, but they took it to further levels and more and more often to the point I told them to tone it down because it was getting pretty cruel and brutal. They didn't, so I left and cut all ties with them. I was pretty relieved to be rid of them and that environment, but even now I think back fondly at some of the times we had.

I guess it all depends on what you're willing to live with

looks like dead skin is peeling, are you a hambeast?

do you sweat a lot at work? I used to have to wear big work boots and sweat lots and I had similar issues.

>>17569748

Early stages of gangrene, you're gonna have to see a surgeon asap if you want to keep your leg.

then he's always going to pursue her, and look for weaknesses in your relationship to pounce and claim her as his own

Did he say it to her or did he say it to you?

"sexy" is a weird word to use in either situation

>>17569742
Deck the cunt, fuck assholes that try to mess with relationships

I figure "maybe once she's figured it all out I'll ask her out again"
Well, now she's got a new boyfriend, not only 2 or 3 weeks after she said she didn't want anything like a relationship. She couldn't have known this guy for more than a week.
I'm not gonna lie, I was definitely hurt this time. I can't help but feel confused.
>Am I inadequate?
>Am I unattractive?
>Is she just content dating a different type of guy?
>Will she apologize?

I have more questions, it's all so weird. I didn't have any expectations but I am still let down. I'm not gonna let it get me down, it would be nice to know how things turned out the way they did, though.

>I haven't spoken to her since.
>is there anything I should say?

God knows what goes in in women's heads. Id be hurt as fuck too. Move on bro. Focus on improving yourself. You'll be a demigod considering you're already good looking. There's another babe you're destined to meet that you'll hit it off with even more than this sloot. See? We've forgot that lying, indecisive person already.
A little backstory. This happened to me. I hit it off with a tall latina QT at my job. She agreed to a movie date. I tried to kiss her after date. She says she has a boyfriend but says we can still go watch movies together. I bail and never look back. Feel bad for a few days since i had been crushing on her for a few months. A year later I meet a strong, green eyed QT with the coolest sense of humor that makes me laugh like no other woman has. She likes me back and becomes my GF.

>>17569761
Yeah. I'll certainly keep trying, man. The issue I have with this girl is I feel she's really in touch with people's feelings, and I'm nearly positive she wouldn't hurt me on purpose. Theres a possibility she's just as confused as I am. I figure I'll just let time run its course and talk to her again eventually.

Bump

Talks dont help she wont change

>>17569706

its a little hard to understand, but imagine if she wrote a book and her female lead fell in love with someone who was not based on you.

thats kind of what this is, the difference is there are other players. but to her maple storyi s a game, and romance is just a part of virtually every single story. she needs relationships cuz thats what maple story is to her. just an adventure love story.

maplestory girls are the worst desu
she'll never change

>>17569637
He was describing what your Prof said in other words.

you think different when youre horny

hes right, he was basically just trying to get off with your cunt

>>17569648
Eh, not quite

My "friend" basically said I made him hot and he was running on pure reproductive instinct

My prof says it's a conscious attempt to assert dominance over another person

I always found it weird how people can just be cruel to each other, and it makes me wonder if they're consciously evil or if evil is just wired into us and social norms keep us from acting on these urges

Im not an expert but id expect the most important thing someone would do while in the hiring process for a new teacher is look to see if you have what it takes to be a teacher. I would put my priority to being a qualified teacher, while also having experience with history

Don't history teachers have to have a focus

I work in a school, and while I'm not a teacher I've spoken to a lot of teachers about getting into teaching. You'll want to focus on education. History knowledge doesn't really matter much unless you're a professor. You're going to have lesson plans and specific things you're required to teach them, and most of the rest is unimportant (from the government/school's eyes) trivia.
>or should I get a Bachelor's in the Teaching of History or an Education major with the focus on history?
I'm not sure which of these two is the right answer though. I'd say the latter might be better because it's less specific, and finding a job as a history teacher is harder than finding a job as a science/math teacher. So that makes you a bit more employable. All of my coworkers also have been really adamant about getting certified to work with special needs children being very, very important. It makes you much more employable and desirable so if you think you could handle that I strongly suggest doing it as well.

I also had one friend tell me college never really taught her how to deal with children and redirect them or appeal to them, just how to teach. Your experiences might be different, I'm not sure. But have you ever worked with children before and do you think you could handle a room of ~20 of them by yourself?

no people end up alone bc of misfortune and it's not the way it's meant to be. we do not live in a perfect world.

I used to think I was meant to be alone because I abused alcohol and alienated people and never felt like people cared for me like I did them. But as I got older I realized I'm actually awesome, and have always been awesome except for some drinking issues that stemmed from a larger issue of distrust and low self esteem. I'm still alone, but eventually I'll make someone as happy as they make me

there is no scientific evidence that suggests a god or sense of spirituality in the universe.

therefore the concept of 'meant' in terms of destiny does not exist in science.

so if you are asking that the question becomes, what religion do you follow? each one has different ideas on it. in most, romance is not even a thing. god doesnt care if you love your wife, as long as you love him.

but if you mean from a scientific standpoint, yes some people are wired to be hermits.

but if ur asking if the universe is just out to get you and forcing you to be alone agianst your will ur just being edgy mate.

Demand is high for drivers right now, but it will begin hemorrhaging jobs within 4 years. Autonomous trucking is the future.

Don't count on it as a career.

>>17569625
What is it like sleeping in the truck though and going from stop to stop?

File: 1471989267310-g.jpg (151KB, 620x372px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 620x372px

>>17569615
I'm literally in the same boat as you. I'm 20 tho and going to school planning on joining the National Guard to shoot niggers in the up coming race war.

My fallback is becoming a driver. It's a sure way to have a place to eat and sleep.

Truck driving will be completely automated in our lifetime >25 years.

I might just kill myself to spare everything my impact. What's the point to a life of suffering when their is a quicker way out to rest permanently.

>>17569586

nope. logic is realizing that 'hate' is a stupid thing to have for all of existence and makes no sense. you can't hate all of existence. you simply hate the patch you're currently in. and considering you can get out of the patch, its doubly illogical to kill yourself instead of trying to fixi t. and since you can fix it you do have a reason to exist, making it triple illogical.

now i dont know about you, but three lefts make a right.

you should prob read up on what logic is

Hey

We have lives to be lived! They're not to be wasted!

-Billy Jack

Maybe approach a medical school and see if they'd be allowed to do something like that for practice and then give you the blood they've drawn. I imagine a doctor would not be allowed or want to do that for fear of getting in trouble and I don't really want to suggest doing it yourself.

>>17569582
get some needles from your local
junkie needle swap
tap a vein
wa la

>>17569614
Good point, but I don't know many medical schools that would be amenable to this. Back in undergrad I knew some pre-Med's and RN's who would have been obliging, but I'm a crusty 30-something now.

>>17569622
I work in tech as a day job. It's possible I'll be contracted by the US military in the next few years. I don't want my ID associated with any needle clinic, so that's out.