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You have 2 options
1.Tell him to start to masturbate or just interest him in sex , show him some cool porn or try to be even more sensual
2.If nothig up^ won't work - accept it. For real love lack of sex is not a problem

>>17855495
>For real love lack of sex is not a problem

This is bs
#1 reason in divorce is poor sex life

Give up the pussy and I promise you he'll be calling you every night with wide eyes

>>17855434
>he rarely gets physical with me, he doesn't cuddle me much or kisses me
have you tried wearing a bag over your head? it works for me.

Recently I started going to concerts, shit's been great so definitely more of that in the future

Would like to travel more but a broke as fuck college student like me cant afford it

>>17855420
If you had to choose 3 off the top of your head you mighttt be interested in what would they be

>>17855431
Thats true, let me think

When I see people who are passionate about something it makes me really interested in it.

What are your hobbies man? why do you like them?

You're absolutely right.

child molesters arent above raping family members.

My ex gf was abused by her own uncle multiple times throughout her childhood, traumatized her for life.

dont let that happen to one of your kids

>>17855396
Definitely not wrong, you don't want to take any chances with a person like that.

>>17855402
Yeah thanks . I won't kill him or anything I just dont ever want to see him at our house and he will never be allowed at a function our family is at

>>17855391
Start singing along with him but in a horrible tone
Get really into it
He'll stop

>>17855391
yea dude, you're kinda over reacting. You don't have to like your coworkers, not everybody does. But confronting someone over how you don't like them is bad business.

Starts singing? Put in some earphones.

Don't like him? Then don't talk to him or interact with him where it's not absolutely necessary.

>>17855391
Man I really feel you on this. I'm friends with some professional singers and they sing over every fucking thing. Drives me nuts.

Wish I didn't feel that way.

Quick example to show how people see me.

My gf (and our mutual friend who introduces us) thought I was a virgin.

Not that far off, had another gf years before but still

>>17855386
She has seen the world, partied, been hit on constantly, and after all that, she chose you.

That's pretty special, don't waste it with something so silly

>>17855415

Anon, that was beautiful

I needed words like those, thank you

Call that number and tell them their son has been arrested for theft of the phone.

>>17855399
Call that number and say you have their son

>>17855399
how would I go about calling it? I'm from the states. Skype?

>>17855358
Where do you live anon? A country with welfare or without?

Also there should be women's shelters and the like, family/friends?

>>17855383
I'm near Portland OR, in the US. There are shelters but most of them are floorspace only because there's a housing crisis here.

>>17855392
Right, US. Family then? Where are your parents/uncles/grandparents/siblings?
Or friends?

>>17855333
She's just crazy

Sometimes they randomly lose their phone or break it but maybe she did block you. Wait and see but don't keep your hopes too high

The responsible thing would be to get tested but idk if your streak of responsible decisions is gonna start anytime soon op Kappa

It was fun tho innit

I like it when they do something like open the door and stick half their body out while you're the free way because they were "really feeling that song"

>>17855347
>I like it when they do something like open the door and stick half their body out while you're the free way because they were "really feeling that song"
Jesus that sounds fucking horrifying. How did you respond to that?

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>>17855389
>gives this smile while rethinking all the decisions I've ever made in my life to figure out how the fuck I ended up in the situation

Then I fucked her bent over a traffic barrier overlooking the Hollywood hills at sunrise blasting Mac Miller from my car stereo

>>17855330
Even if your theory was correct the damage has been done

I don't want to say this but dick pumps do work especially girth wish so look into that if you feel insecure about your dick size like 90% of the male pop.

No. Genetics decide your penis size and nothing else. Well maybe severe malnutrition in your teenage years may make it shorter since it stops your whole body from growing, but testosterone levels don't really affect at it. Your penis grows most when you're 12-18 and it completely stops growing at 21, but there's nothing you can do to change it's size short of surgery (which I obviously don't recommend).

>>17855354
pumps don't permanently increase the size. They basically pull more blood into your dick so it gets bigger for a very short while, which you can prolong for 30 min or so with a penis ring. Definitely not something doable for your average fuck.

>>17855315
either way you are losing her in your scenarios but if it is the positive outcome and she does not get offended it is worth a try. what have you tried to get out of this boredom?

>>17855454
Nothing, I've tried nothing

I think I'm just done with her but making excuses to not break up with her until the holidays are over because I avoid confrontation
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>>17855467
if you tried nothing there is your chance.
look up how to make relationship exciting again, read some tips, try them

the reason why so many couples break up after a few months or years is because they expect the feeling of having a brand new crush continue. heart racing, nervousness, butterflies, wanting to impress them and shit like that. long term love is more than that and it is a lot more calm. if you still find her beautiful and desirable and you have chemistry, don't give up. it's only that the "honeymoon phase" is over.

>>17855307

>claims third eye is open
>doesn't know how to spell schizophrenia

I'll be seeing you in the soup kitchen, friendo.

My littler brother developed schizophrenia through drug use and also talked about having a third eye which lets him see things, but he later committed suicide few months in. Not sure what really happened.

>>17855293
Realize you're brainwashed and do it against your will

>>17855293
Will you please detail what kind of things your woman says/does to you that you consider emotionally abusive?

>>17855359
https://shrink4men.wordpress.com/2009/01/30/10-signs-your-girlfriend-or-wife-is-an-emotional-bully/

Especially points 1 and 2.

The only thing I still get is sex (so that is not a problem weirdly enough)

Continuation
Eventually I got redpilled that race and IQ are related, and the difficulty level of school in India means nothing, because we're still subhuman retards no matter how hard we work, although I don't recall being surrounded by imbeciles in school. And since I was the worst student in class, I am stupid even by Pajeet standards, and must be really, really dumb, almost a monkey. People kept telling to genocide my race of streetshitters and kill myself every time they saw my flag on /pol/ and /sp/. Since those people are genetically superior to me, they must be right after all. The thought has set into my mind that there's no point of doing anything in life because you'll still be a subhuman, and I have wasted my gap year away talking to all of you online and never going outside. In fact I haven't spoken to actual Indians in a while now, and am making an effort to forget the three Indian languages I know, because they are monkey sounds, and it is better to be a monolingual American. My priorities have shifted from being able to study for the exam to being more civilized like the White man.

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>>17855234
>ashamed of being Indian
OP, I think you need to spend less time here. There's an entire world out there and the only people worried about you being indian are basically children on the internet. You might walk past them someday but you'll never meet them. They're too afraid to fucking talk to people.

why would you waste time going to /pol/ anyway? it's the bathroom wall of 4chan. Smile. You have your whole life ahead of you.

>I don't want to make anyone angry, but it is MUCH harder than in the West.

Have you actually studied in the west?

I've talked to a lot of people from India, China, and Korea and they pretty much all told me the workload was WAY easier than it is in the US, especially when it comes to homework.

Now, I'm talking about college/university here. High school may be different.

Anyway OP if you want a friend give me a throwaway contact. I think I would like you...feel bad for you that you're having a hard time. But your psychological health is clearly not very good. It worries me somewhat.

>>17855202
>I am a complete and utter fuckup.
Don't beat yourself up man, it's just some stupid paper.

Just be better prepared next time. There were plenty of times where I told a paper to go fuck itself because my job makes me incredibly tired and I'm not interesting in staying up wee into the next day typing up a bunch of nonsense and then showing up to work useless. We're always trying to outdo ourselves but we can only do what time allots us.

If I could hug you, I would. School is a pain in the ass.

>>17855202
Was the paper close to being finished or even started? Turn it in late, make up a story why you couldn't finish it by the deadline. Do somethibg, you'll regret just giving up.

You could also just finish the paper. All papers suck while doing them. If its passed due I'm sure your professor will accept it even with all of its lateness.

>>17855191
You're not the first to ponder this. Normal people and the proletariat are basically fed information made by people with status, power, and sometimes acquired knowledge. A lot of the things we know and take for granted today even comes from people as insignificant as you and I.

We are nothing without other people and their experiences so we mimic as much as we can.

>>17855200
This is a dope post

>>17855200
Are there other people like me who feel that:

-the "dating scene" is as superficial as can be and I want a deep emotional connection
-TV is literally the worst drug ever invented
-The internet is changing the way our children's minds develop, negatively


The scariest idea of all is that all the conspiracy theories are wrong, and that the President of the US really is the only guy at the top and he sits in that room and everyone looks up to him, and he has nobody to look up to. Imagine being him. Fuck. Whatever