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You're not in a position to distrust synthetic substitutes. They're your only option. You cannot detox in time.

That amount of consumption means there's little to no chance of you "cleansing your system" in 12 days. Maybe if you were only an occasional smoker, but not daily. Your only hope is to find someone with clean piss.

Synthetic works fine.

Buy some at your head shop, prepare it with a warmer and make sure it's secured tight and will be the righr temp, wear baggy pants, and take the test

what types of food does your company specialize in?

Burgers

N Guys Burgers and Ties

Where N is the number of people in your group. Dress up in suits and ties every time you have a presentation or whatever. No reason burgers can't be classy.

My experience is I don't do anything. Wasted 10 years doing nothing, will waste the rest as well.

>>18132893
>Can anyone relate?
Yes, especially to the
>I have tremendous difficulties getting myself to do anything unless it's something required of me by other people. Like turning up for work or school.

I've had heavy depression since I was about 15, or maybe even a bit earlier (26 now). I managed to get through university and even got a master's degree, but that was ONLY because I treated it as an obligation. I signed up for it and treated it as a commitment. If I was doing it for myself I wouldn't have made past the first day.
There was a time, way way back, when I enjoyed being around other people and doing things out of fun. It's so long ago it's like looking at a different person, I can't relate to the old me at all. My social life shrivelled away years ago despite knowing many people that are good to me. I can't feel any connection to them and I can't muster the effort to socialise more than once or twice a year. When I stop hanging around them I feel nothing, I barely care if I never see them again. I no longer even enjoy the most basic non-productive hobbies - I can't play video games and it's an effort just to put a dvd in to watch a movie.
The thing I look forward to most in life is going back to work. It's a good distraction to the rest of my life.

Sorry anon, I have no real advice to give about fixing people like us. I've tried therapy and antidepressants, but for me personally I think being so emotionally crippled throughout my formative teenage years permanently ruined me.

>>18133381
>The thing I look forward to most in life is going back to work. It's a good distraction to the rest of my life.
That's basically what I'm afraid of.

Studying and unproductive shit like video games are, for me, completely interchangeable distractions from the emptiness I start to feel if I don't occupy my mind with something. I tend to favor studying because it's at least productive, and fairly excellent grades as a result, but it isn't really what you'd call healthy. I mean, it gets shit done, but if I continue using the same method in my professional life after I graduate, it'll probably kill me.

>>18132901
no

>>18132892

>become an hero because someone you want to date doesn't want to date you

how about you start being the main character in your own story and stop being the satellite character in some girls story.

>>18132892

>love
>someone you havent even dated

no.

Buddy I feel bad, but I don't think you can do anything, he's become an asshole and a leech, he's worse than a stranger. You can try confronting him, that's the best chance you have

>>18132895
I've tried confronting him before to no avail. He just gets super aggresive like he knows he's done wrong but he wont accept it.

Take the drink thing for example, it's literally at the point where I have to walk to and from his just to hang because I have no money for public transport. He knows this, I ask him to save our stuff so we have some for next time, but he never does? It's like I leave it at his and he will just drink it like fuck me. He knows my money situation, he's in a worse one, I simply do not undestand how a sane person can reason this as a good way to be?

>>18132891

dont get me wrong hes an ass, but you need to grow a spine. im not saying that will fix this particular issue, but it will help save you a lot of hardship in the future.

you can't be buying people drinks or anything, especially when they treat you like shit, you can't just cave in cuz someone argues against you, and you can't just spend your day waiting around.

i used to be like you in that last point, people constantly saying 'yeah im free friday' and when i ask when they say 'well see' and then just leave me hanging all day and act like its my fault.

in the future just put your foot down. if someone doesn't commit to a time say 'thats fine ill just go with someone else'. treat them as non chalantly as they treat you.

>>18132880
>how do i pick myself back up
Pick up your books and start reading them

>crippling depression
Pretty sure depression is a chronic disorder resulting in arbitrarily low mood regardless of circumstances, not feeling sorry for yourself because you failed and are now with people younger than you. Stop using that phrase or it's going to be your justification to stop trying.

>feels this
>feels that
Fuck your feels, faggot. Your parents, your father especially, raised you wrong and turned you into a weakling. You're not a child anymore, your feelings exist for you to identify and solve problems, not wallow in.

If you had a long history of depression, i might feel more lenient. You don't, so I am obliged to call you a useless whelp and condemn your upbringing.

>>18132927
Yea, I'm a piece of shit. I know. I just want to end with everything being alright. It's the least I could ask for.

>>18132974
Everything is alright, it just hasn't gone your way. Big difference

Needs context.

What was the project, how exactly did the other person fuck it up, did they acknowledge the fuckup or apologize for it it any way, etc.

>>18132875
Just talking hypothetically.
I'm sure lost of people have that happen to them.

>>18132899
Well, personally the way I would handle the situation would be heavily dependent on those variables. Could be anything from straight up cutting them out of my life to "It was just a mistake man, no worries". It just depends on the circumstances.

>>18132786

You should have figured this out during those 6 years. Why are you going back if you don't even know what you want to gain from it?

>>18133163
>You should have figured this out during those 6 years.
No shit, can't change that.

>Why are you going back if you don't even know what you want to gain from it?
I'm not happy with my current job. What do I want to gain? I want to learn how to do something that I can get a job out of. But I mean how does one figure out WHAT to learn about?

>>18132786
You're going at it backwards. FIRST decide what you want to be when you grow up, and THEN go back to school to learn it.

Stop being a gigantic pussy and be a man. Tell your parents 'fuck you' and go live your own life. You will never be happy living under someone's thumb. If you have no financial help from your parents, the government will give you money.

>>18132749
What's your major

>>18132754
>the government will give you money
Alas, some of the users of this board have the misfortune of living in third-world countries such as the US.

maybe have a couple drinks to calm your nerves, and if you tell yourself enough that there is nothing wrong with it it will become true. Mind over matter... you can eventually become comfortable with it as with anything in life, but the fact that you aren't to begin with maybe should tell you something about whether or not it is for you. Honestly I don't see why you being there would make you guys any more money, so I don't see why she just doesn't do it as it sounds like she doesn't have a problem with it. she has probably prostituted before or something like that tho desu sounds like. "there's nothing wrong with it, some people might have a different view, but what do they know? How would they know better than you what is right for you? and with this money we can really have a better life, there is nothing wrong with you for doing it it doesn't make you gross or anything, there's not even any touching and they don't know who you are, nobody will even know"

>>18132662
na really it sounds like a terrible idea dont do it

>>18132734
^ think of something else OP. Imo a cam girl or camboy is lowest thing you can do, you kind of sell your body to some weird ass people. Do some cleaning jobs or something, I know you are having a bad time and are desperate for money but you shouldnt do this.

>>18132660

Do you want her to be your first? If you're willing to sleep with her please use a condom because if she gets around you don't know what she has.
Also, be prepared to deal with the bf if he ever finds out. If he's got a violent temper or something it might really not be worth it.

>>18132673
I don't really care who's my first. She is hot enough for me to stick my benis inside her, that's all I need. Also, I'm 20 years old so it's about time I lose my virginity.

Her boyfriend, if you can call him that, looks like a wimp, not to be rude or anything, but I'm pretty sure he won't do anything about it, even if he will, I could beat him up easily.

>>18132691
Then again.. I haven't really thought about how he would feel. I would certainly feel awful if my gf would fuck some dude. Shit, I think I'll confront her about this right now, fuck it.

Yes.

>>18132645
>litteraly list all reasons to dump her and none to stay with her

dont be a faggot just dump her ass

>>18132645
Obviously, cut financial and emotional support immediately and start to look for new gf and then dumb

>>18132632
Care to elaborate about this 'deadly brain disease'?

>>18132632
only on 4chan

It's taking away all my memories I can't remember words if you read the picture

roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it

you wont get high the first time

stay hydrated and eat before you smoke. That's pretty much it.

>>18132597
Ask friends to teach you

Before people have knowledge/mastery you have mimicry. Just pick someone out a bit further away and do something similar until you build a repitoire and then practice.

>>18132597

Take lessons