Alright guy's, my girlfriend just asked me for a Threesome,

Tinder.
Get a stranger you both dont know. And let me tell you, you both will be let down. Threesomes are not like porn it's incredibly awkward and way too many legs and bodies. 0/10 would not reccomend

>>18152560
get a friend she knows.....

>>18152560
>finding another girl
No worries my man, she already has a guy from her work picked out for it.

>>18152560
The rule about a 3some is to let the girl pick. If you pick she'll just hold it against you because you are looking at girls that aren't her for attraction. Its minute but
>Honey theres this hot girl I wanna bang, lets have a 3some
>Dear, shes kinda attractive but not as attractive as me, lets include her in a 3some

>>18152560

break up with her.

>>18152611
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>>18152560
dumb ass what makes you assume its a woman she wants. Anyway, its her idea so she has been thinking about this and already knows them and likely talked to them before talking to you.

>>18152560
How fucking stupid can you be , just break up already with this whore

PROTIP: if a woman wants a FFM threesome then, odds are, she's looking for a chick she can dominate and discard. No need to overthink it. Let her take charge so she cannot act like you owe her something.

>inb4 she does anyway

>another girl
She wants to get DP'd m8.

>>18152625
>>18152650
>no fun aallowed

depends on your GF, but things you should keep in mind/ talk about:

> many gfs would only do it, if the other chick was ugly, so she doesnt lose you
> women tend to think, the other girl is here just for helping, but not necessarily getting fucked or cummed in or onto, which means your main partner is also the person you are expected to do most with.
>don't pick a lesbian, because you cant compare to their tonguing skills
> only do it, if you are ok with things going south afterwards and you two breaking up afterwards.

>>18152596
You guys are funny. It was her that had the idea, and she immediately made it clear she wanted to do it with a girl not another guy.
She told me that she wouldn't be comfortable with another guy as she already has really shitty hips and can only have sex in certain positions because she will start hurting really bad. So another guy is out of the question. I would assume she's doing this because recently we havent been able to have much sex just foreplay because she starts hurting really bad and I think it makes her feel like she wants me to be pleased moreso. I dont know if she wants me to fuck the girl or just have fun but I'd rather it be with someone we know.

>>18152849
after you have a FFM, she's gonna ask for a MMF and if you say no she'll pull the "BUT WE DID WHAT YOU WANTED BEFORE YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!" card and either dump or cheat on you

>>18152855
It's a trap son, jerk off before making any major decisions involving women, DONT DO IT

>>18152855
Nah, it was her idea so if she pulls that card I can always leave her. I'm not attached to her in any way so I wouldn't mind at all

Okay some stuff.

>pick a stranger, it's superawkward if you cannot avoid bumping into the "third" if things go awry, and if your girl isn't happy with how it turns out then it can drive her insane to know that you still see this girl one on one (say, at work)
>let your girl pick or at least very strongly approve the girl, typically it's easier to pick a girl physically not too similar to her to avoid comparisons
>talk about EVERYTHING and whether it's off limits or not, not just sexually but also in terms of the girl sleeping over, whether you will have (what kind of?) contact afterwards etc, some ideas of things to discuss are: can you fuck the third? if so, with or without protection? how much attention will go to your girlfriend vs the third? what happens if you or your girlfriend needs to leave the room (eg to pee), can the other two go on or not? can you passionately make out with her? any pet names or positions off limits because your gf considers them something between the two of you? talk about more than you think is necessary
>agree on a safeword that your gf can use at any time where both of you leave and level in terms of whether you still want to continue if bad feelings creep up, it's much easier to do damage control right away than to only hear afterwards that your girl had a traumatizing night (you cannot 100% certainly know just exactly how you'll feel watching your loved one fuck someone else until it happens)
>don't be too picky about the third, women who want to join a FFM are nicknamed unicorns, I bet you can guess why... it's often a very ungrateful role to fulfil, you are a gratified sex toy for a loving couple, many pleasurable acts are off limits for them, if things go wrong you're the bad guy... you cannot reasonably expect her to be cool, your gf on board, and this girl to be superhot and all
>if you want her to be/get tested, get tested yourselves as well
>be respectful of the third and ask her about what she wants as well

>>18152678
plan for a breakup at least, it's coming

honestly cannot think of anything worse than a threesome with your own girlfriend

get it together you absolute weapon, just fucking cheat on her instead

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>>18152892
you forgot the final and most important advice:

>>18152895
>plan for a breakup at least, it's coming

>>18152928
OP just said he doesn't give a fuck about her.

>>18152933
That's good. The end is near. May he have a good threesome before that happens.

>>18152941
I would never want to participate in a threesome with someone I cared about, either, but I don't understand why you're so invested in this.

>>18152560
As ever, you have to ignore a lot of trolls on 4chan to get to any real advice.

Two ways of getting the second girl:

1. Tinder or Craigs List ads. But be aware that single girls aren't called unicorns for nothing. You may have a long wait.
2. Someone she knows. Girls talk sex even more than guys do, and she may well have heard a friend express a curiosity about bi-action or threesomes.

In either case, have a no-sex sit-down with the girl to make sure everyone is on the same page about what is and is not expected.

>>18152947
Good thing I dont actually care about her then huh dumbass?
I'm 19, were obviously not going to be together for the rest of our fucking lives bud.

>>18152947
It's not investment towards OP. More of a PSA to all anons here. A friendly reminder, if you will.

>>18152971
($0.02 has been deposited into your account)