rate my tinder match lads
she looks cray
>>39146882
7.5/10
gl my dude
>>39146882
roastie/10
You can tell she has taken many dicks, from all the semen damage on her face
>There are women out there that think that their vagina feels better than a onahole
It must suck being replaced by a peice of rubber, being you never do anything else nowadays and are not worth the risk.
>>39146791
But an onahole is just a mold of vagina without the added heat and feeling you get when gratifying a woman
>>39147228
>doesn't know about onahole heaters
a sad bean you must be
>>39147240
>you have to get an onahole + an extension just to feel 50% of what sex with a female is like
Yes yes, onahole superior device.
Fembots, what are the most fucked up sexual fantasies you have and why do you think you have them?
>>39146712
Can you not post the druggie whore? She needs to die already. Useless garbage waste of space and materials.
Slaughter fetish, but I'm not actually a woman. I'm just a perfect mimic of one.
>>39146794
How would your doctor rape you? Would he be harsh?
Why the FUCK do you weight over 200lbs?
Fricking explain yourself, motherfucker.
>>39146088
I'm lazy and I like to eat
I don't because I grasp self control
>>39146088
I'm 6'4 and can bench 225 while weighing 210.
I think I'm pretty healthy.
>it's another "Anon can't sleep and is in constant panic so hugs the 4chan screen all night" episode
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>39145869
what's bothering you, anon?
do you want to vent?
>>39145895
>vent
normie class D spotted and subject for termination in 3, 2, 1
the complexity of my situation is a build up of pressure over the course of my entire life and what is to come it is not just one thing that will/can be gone soon therefore only normies can "vent"
this feel is a state of being, not a temporary problem.
do you know that feel?
>>39145944
wew laddo i just thought something might have happened to you today and maybe you wanted to talk about it champ
>had sex today with a girl for hours
>half the time raw
>fingered her to orgasm 3 times and fucked her to orgasm another 3
>just messaged me saying how she had a lot of fun and she's sore everywhere
We're all gonna make it guys
Don't give up
>>39145643
woa there chad
>tfw this girl won't let me fuck her raw
How do I make her? She was an inexperienced virgin until she met me.
>>39145643
>Don't browse r9k for weeks
>Come back
>This is the first thread I see
Normalfags still haven't left
What are the Best five states and Worst Five states in AMerica? I'll start.
Best: Alaska, Arizona, Texas, Utah, Alabama
Worst: Commiefornia, Jew York, Taxachusetts, Hawaii, DC,
>DC
>state
Best: Maryland
Kentucky is pretty based. Mostly because we're about 87% non spic white and can own class 3.
I just fucked a prostitute tonight while my mother father and sister slept downstairs
am I too far gone?
>>39145505
Is that her? Not bad desu fampai, post more pics if so. Actually even if not post pics of the whore anyway
>>39145530
should've recorded it, was the best orgasm I've ever had
>>39145624
do hookers allow you to record? Ive always wondered this if I ever end up giving it to a hooker
Why do women like to call me "daddy" when I'm fucking them?
I've wondered this as well. I just go with it cause pussy is pussy but damn it's so strange
>>39145345
>>39145418
Because you're liars just like her daddy.
>>39145345
>>39145418
are you sure it isn't a silly meme perpetuated by some oddballs?
do girls actually say things like "daddy" during fucking?
When did you start to realize that you can't fit into society and interact with other human beings?
I do that daily so I'm wondering how someone couldn't
>>39145122
I do it, I just don't do it well. I'm awkward. I'd rather just get my shit done at work than shoot the shit with everyone
>>39145122
Preschool. Not joking.
What's better - weeb girls, /cgl/, stacies, or femanons?
Hot dick
crispy is above all those subhumans you named
>>39145100
I'd like one femanon with a side of weeb and an extra stacy.
ITT: characters that you wish to emulate in one way or another.
For me, it's Dio Brando. I'd love to adopt his supreme confidence and alpha male demeanor.
>>39145045
Rin Okumura. I have a chronic illness (Ankylosing Spondylitis) and as a result, I don't have a lot of patience for other people. I want to gain control of my anger and stop letting this disease steal from me. I find Rin's struggle with being the son of Satan to be quite similar to mine. Neither of us chose to be this way, but people will still give us a hard time for it. Nobody likes a bitchy cripple, and nobody likes the son of the devil.
>>39145045
WHY DO I SEE JOJO SHIT EVERYWHERE NOW? I ONLY STARTED JOJO ABOUT A WEEK OR TWO AGO.
>>39145473
its always been there ypu just haven't cared until you got into it.
tfw no yandere bf who stalks me
steamcommunity.com/id/Deadmoko
I stalked you for a bit and you fucking hate me for it
Stupid silly retard bitch
>>39145009
Stop shilling, whore
>>39145009
ugly people dont get stalked
this is also the reason nobody on r9k has a stalker except for the 0.1% that are unironically attractive
Anyone else /ghoster/? I've ghosted pretty much all of my friends throughout the years, and I don't regret a thing
I can't use steam friends because all my old friends that I ghosted and never unfriended are still there
>>39144981
I am the ghoster of ghosters.
>drop friends for months at a time
>reconnect, do stuff together, send each other memes
>drop them again with no real warning, even after agreeing to plans
I've done this a lot. Every time they see me I'm a new person. Self-improvement is my number one priority. If other people are holding me back, even if it's in seemingly mundane ways, I drop them. I don't have any friends I see regularly anymore. It's been months for some, years for others
>>39145092
why not block them? even if they messaged you just ignore them like usual
Can you guys share good music? I need something. Preferably anything electronic/instrumental.
>>39144979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQT8HS80lYg
This song will be playing the night I'll kill myself.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fZltd_nz2ag
>>39144979
Hope this works
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7bKe_Zgk4o