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>>39428285
what song is that? i like the song

>>39428300
C Y B E R N A Z I - Take Back Our Future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlWp32BS2QI

>>39428349
why does it have to have such a cringy name i cant listen to that


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqeUhUemQKc

this was in the related videos

someone should approach me anytime now...

what if you are having your coffee and a girl comes and asks to be ur gf

>>39427974
Throw the coffee at her to make sure it's not a prank. If she's serious she'll stick by you.

20

One Finger

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>19
>a perfume bottle

18
a candy cane lawn decoration for christmas

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>>39427710
>Walking down the sidewalk blasting music
>Practically screaming a Rap, not even really trying to make it sound good, just sounds mad/retarded
>Make eye contact with people and continue to scream rap while looking upset.

Black people can be some alpha autists.

They popularized the boombix. Just be glad the speaker is smaller now.

>>39427747
the boombox aesthetic at least looked cool. and it was a fuckin commitment, they were heavy and cumbersome.

now every mong can blast shitty trap from their tinny little iphone speakers while they scream-mumble along. fuck.

>>39427626
>>attracted to Asian chicks
yep
>>Asian chicks have the most boring meme tier personalities
never gotten this far

>>39427626
I have also noticed this, but I figured they were just reserved. Surely they have more to say when they're more comfortable with people, right? Or maybe they simply are blank slates, waiting for a man to marry them and impose his personality onto them.

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>>39428409
Ftw you're a spic so they'll probably never find you attractive

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>>39427567
I've just learned about shrimpshipping and it has saved my life. A cute manlet with a cute manlet... That's how it should be.

>wake up
>pee, eat breakfast, shower etc.
>feel bad because no gf
>leave for the train station
>on the way pick up two energy drinks because you're a slave to the caffeinated jew
>commute to work for an hour via train
>feel bad because no gf
>take a train nap
>train is held up for 30 minutes due to corrupt politicians crippling the governmental railway company so they can privatise it and pocket the cash
>get to work, boss doesn't mind because lel software development
>chug the first energy drink
>feel bad because no gf
>write code until lunch
>go eat lunch alone (boss always brings his own food and I'm the only developer in the house)
>come back from lunch
>feel bad because no gf
>sip on second energy drink while writing code
>feel bad because no gf
>resume until quitting time
>walk to the train station, take train home
>get home
>feel bad because no gf
>take out the trash
>microwave some of the food I cooked on sunday
>hop on computer, eat while shitposting on various imageboards
>feel bad because no gf
>see this thread
>write this post and scold OP for spaming pictures of a 17 year old non-white heroin addict
>scold OP for his bad english while I'm at it
>feel bad because no gf
For the rest of the day I'm planning to feel bad about not having a gf and then shitposting some more. Life is great

I woke up
I hope I didn't make a mistake

>>39427493
sears catalog originally

A Britney Spears fake nude

I was a late bloomer, think I first fapped at like 15 or 16 and was too scared to pull my foreskin all the way back so would just rub my whole dick, was laying on the sofa rubbing my dick and all of a sudden felt the need to pee and waddled to the toilet with my pants down and went to pee and releized sticky shit was in my hands instead of pee and noticed I had cummed.

Downhill ever since, my porn has gotten progressively worse, it was pretty generic """lesbian""" porn at first, then to chubby lesbian porn, went into a BDSM phase with latex and vac beds etc, went though a hentai phase and then finally after all those years of calling people who liked boipucci faggots I started jackin' it to that too.

Hey, at least you WANT to be rich. Where I libe poverty, poor hygiene, misery and ignorance are a competition for the sour grape, angry at the world hicks who think it's the burguoise's fault their lives suck.

Fuck this backward ass country and this region. That looks very good, by the way.

>get a big tv
>sit so far away that you might as well have gotten a shitty chinese crt

>>39427482
>h-hey, I'm w-working towards it! hehe
What I keep telling myself to justify my wage slaving

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>>39427218
yes actually, a carburetor synchronizer and some seeds

>>39427218
headphones and mouse

dr scholls work insoles because these other ones i got are trash.

those superfeet things are expensive as fuck, i'd try them but i'm afraid they'd suck.

>>39427068
>walked out on orientation after the mandatory meeting
i hate icebreaker activities. i don't see the point in them.

>>39427216
To break the ice to allow people to make friends.

>>39427216
This same guy in a year " HOW DOES EVERYONE HAVE FRIENDS BUT ME ITS NOT FAIR" etc bitch bitch etc

Ya did it to yourself

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Origami bumpity

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>tfw 2 comfy threads in the catalog and I don't know which to post in

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>>39427295
That image is precious

>Mornings around here are already feeling cooler
>Have a comfy-ass office job with a view over my town
>Can start wearing sweaters and jackets again

Go back to work anon, it will suck but it will be better having to move back across the country

>>39426982
kill yourself faggt

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>>39426982
You know what to do.
This post could probably be original or not.

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>fight constantly, shoplift, steal
>once bit part of someones ear off
>graduate valedictorian with a 2300+ SAT
>go to top 5 percent uni (applications messed up due to getting expelled and stuff),leave abusive home/shit school
>tfw to intelligent
>tfw it's even easier than HS due to no stress from parents/school

>>39426637
It was the opposite for me
>always quiet in class
>was a literal slave for teachers and parents
>got graduated from a shit school
>entered to one of the best universities in the continent
>waste money and procrastinate until I fail hard

Anyone with brains can pass high school without trying. Everything before uni is about learning basic skills so that you can then focus on studying something proper.

Hahaha dicklets aren't men hahaha

>>39426451
Size doesn't matter when you're never gonna use it

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if you have a dick smaller than 7" you should just end your suffering existence now

>>39426365
except girls don't cum it's just piss
I'm sick of this stupid and disgusting meme.

>>39426384

Are you retarded or just underage banned?

>>39426396
You must be if you honestly think girls piss is cum you fucking Mongoloid sperg.