ITT: we continue to wait for a gf

someone should approach me anytime now...

what if you are having your coffee and a girl comes and asks to be ur gf

>>39427974
Throw the coffee at her to make sure it's not a prank. If she's serious she'll stick by you.

>>39427948
you dont get a gf by waiting, anon

>>39428510
you do if you're chad

>>39427974
Ask her if she's being serious or not and tell her I'm not good with banter

>>39428518
Even when you are chad you have to get yourself out there.

Do you have it much easier if you are good looking? Definetly.

Do you have to do nothing? Nah.

>>39428555
Sort of true, although girls make it VERY obvious they like a Chad. Then again, it might not be obvious to the Chad himself since all girls are nice to him all the time.

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>>39427948
Someone will save me from my misery any day now...

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>>39427974
*This girl from class slowly walks up to you in the park*
>"Umm...how do I say this..."
*Takes a deep breath and shakily looks into your eyes*
>"C-can I be your g-g..."
*Her voice trails off into a faint whimper*
>"....g-girlfriend?"
*She stares at your dirty light-up crocs while twiddling her fingers, nervously awaiting your response*

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>>39428708
Fuck off whore!

sdfgdfg

>>39428708
>light up crocs
WHY HAS NOBODY INFORMED ME ABOUT THIS?

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>>39428775
>"Aaaaahhh!"
*The burning liquid scorches her and causes her to tumble*
>"W-why would you do this to me, Anon?"
*Her white shirt starts turning transparent*
>"Please stay away from me!"
*She starts picking herself up and begins running away*

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>>39428897
I'd bring the coffee pot and begin chasing her down, offering more coffee while calling her a precious bitch and a lying cunt.

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>>39428897
SHE FAILED THE TEST! SHE WAS TRYING TO TRICK US!

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>>39428953
*She couldn't outrun your croc walk in her already feeble state*
"....I-i'm.....sorry...."
*She goes unconscious with the heat of the coffee melting off the majority of her clothes*

What does it mean when a girl name calls you? Like shell just randomly call you a loser or something mid convo.

For example this female im freinds with asked me to go to a concert with her tomorrow. She just texted me saying "whos driving tomorrow hoe." What do?

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>>39427948
This is a comfy wait.

>>39427966
I'll be your gf, once you finish your coffee. Do you have Discord?

>>39429065
That just means she considers you two close enough to call you that now. Sort of how I call my friend fucker but in a friend way.

>>39429065
It's the jokey shit normies do with their friends. You can either up the ante and call her a nigger or you can tell her not to call you those things because it hurt your feelings.

>>39429065
Are you a girl? Sounds like it's affectionate. Almost like a nickname, but not quite. Don't read into it, it's probably nothing. She's just speaking in a playful manner.

>>39428708
*Looks behind me*

>>39429106
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>>39429113
Right that makes sense... I dont take it negatively, i thought it was kinda flirty too. Ive been friends with her for a while but dont really talk to her often, ill maybe see her like 3 times a year.

>>39429235
It's not flirty, it's what people do to their friends.

cofee takes like bitter shit. And dont give me that "acquired taste" bullshit. You are just a caffeine addict

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I just want a girl to give me attention. A girl I know in real life. I just want to be happy. I don't want to be a 20 year old virgin. Please god just give me someone to hold. Someone to cuddlle

>>39429877
You can cuddle me anon. I'll be a girl soon.

>>39429914
But I am not gay man. It's not the same