what you do today

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>>39427567
I've just learned about shrimpshipping and it has saved my life. A cute manlet with a cute manlet... That's how it should be.

>wake up
>pee, eat breakfast, shower etc.
>feel bad because no gf
>leave for the train station
>on the way pick up two energy drinks because you're a slave to the caffeinated jew
>commute to work for an hour via train
>feel bad because no gf
>take a train nap
>train is held up for 30 minutes due to corrupt politicians crippling the governmental railway company so they can privatise it and pocket the cash
>get to work, boss doesn't mind because lel software development
>chug the first energy drink
>feel bad because no gf
>write code until lunch
>go eat lunch alone (boss always brings his own food and I'm the only developer in the house)
>come back from lunch
>feel bad because no gf
>sip on second energy drink while writing code
>feel bad because no gf
>resume until quitting time
>walk to the train station, take train home
>get home
>feel bad because no gf
>take out the trash
>microwave some of the food I cooked on sunday
>hop on computer, eat while shitposting on various imageboards
>feel bad because no gf
>see this thread
>write this post and scold OP for spaming pictures of a 17 year old non-white heroin addict
>scold OP for his bad english while I'm at it
>feel bad because no gf
For the rest of the day I'm planning to feel bad about not having a gf and then shitposting some more. Life is great

I woke up
I hope I didn't make a mistake

>>39427664
fuck, I used to really love these two back in the day

>>39427845
>non-white
That girl is pretty diagnostically white

>>39427845
god youre a pathetic cuck, kill yourself

asd

>>39427973
Can't be a cuck if you don't have someone who can cheat on you :^) But yes, my life is awful right now and I'd probably kill myself if I didn't have friends to hang out with on the weekends.

Worked on music, it was bad and made me feel bad but im tryin anyway I guess

>>39427567
>woke up
>ate a leftover slice of pizza
>cried
>daydreamt for about an hour
>cried again
>went to my friends house to watch a film
>he forgot to tell me he wasnt home that day(notice that he invited me to watch said film 3 days before)
>walk home holding back tears

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>>39427567
came in my new gf for the first time

>>39427567
Work. Gym. Madden 18 with beer and weed. Movie.

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>>39427567
I stayed up all night crying again. It's still early, I'm sure today won't be any better.

>>39427567
>Wake up too early because
>Buy some some and shitposters until 10 am
>Have lunch at 10 am (fried rice leftovers) because I have an appointment downtown
>Take train+ Subway there
>Got there too early, go take a shit at Subway
>Thing takes 15 minutes he drives me to some center that's closer home
>Got a text from drawing teacher, tomorrow's class got cancelled
>Have a missed call from grandma
>Call Grandma and ask her if she needs me to come by and help her with something since I'm already in the train
>She was just bored
>Come back home, get a couple mcdoubles along the way, I have been good lately so wathever, couple burgers aren't so bad
>Eat burgers
>Set up appointment with new psych
>Take another shit
>Happy I'm not constipated anymore
>Appartment is clean
>Going to marinate some chicken for dinner
Got nothing to do tomorrow or the rest of the day for that matter
>I may pay grandma a visit later to see if she needed something and didn't want to bother me, I could use the walk anyways

>wake up extremely anxious
>skip class and stay in bed reading r9k
>takes multiple attempts to shower cause still anxious
>back in bed reading r9k after making it through the shower

>Got up and made some tea
>Browsed 4chan
>Watched some Gundam Unicorn
>Wanked
>Browsed more 4chan, checked out Twitter too
>Had cheese and crackers
>Shower
>Browsed 4chan, read some manga
>Had dinner
And here I am now, my life is so boring that I could barely muster up anything interesting to say

>>39429463
One robot to rule them all.

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>>39428013
why not try the unholy concept that is Self Improvement
surely it wont be too bad

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>>39427567
>go to bed at 7:00 AM
>drift in an out of sleep for a few hours I can't actually remember the last time I had an uninterrupted night of sleep, and much less a restful one
>finally get up at 1:30 PM
>brush my teeth
>get some water
>pace around my house, talking to myself for two hours
>not "myself"-myself, if that makes sense, so much as imagined others, so starved am I for human contact and desperate to talk about things beyond porn and video games
>sit down at my desk so I can continue to wallow in self-pity with you fucks
And I'll most likely burn the day away playing video games, as I always do.

At this point, having internet friends to talk to and play with is literally the only thing keeping me sane. The moment I take my leave, and settle in on my own for the evening, the real loneliness and loathing set in, until I retreat back to my bed and imagine that I'm somewhere/somebody else.

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>>39427567
if pigeon lady is happy im also happy

I woke up then went back to bed, then woke up at noon and got some cute clothing in the mail.

Hope you all have a wonderful day!

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>>39427567
masturbated to this pic, and you anon

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>4 miles walking on a treadmill at a brisk pace
>2 miles jogging

Eating below my suggested calorie intake so I can achieve trap aesthetics and burn muscle off in the right areas, for something that started as a jokey way of getting fit I've stuck to it for about 2 weeks now everyday. By October 1st I'm expected to be down to 12 stone from 13.5 stone.

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>>39427567
>Woke up.
>Tried to pick up weed.
>Sat downloading drum and bass live sets and mixes.
>Tried to pick up weed again.
>Watched Stargate SG1.
>Ate hotdogs and chips (fries) with my family.
>Went and bought 2 bottles of Shiraz red wine.
>Tried to pick up weed yet again... then gave up.
>Watched the France Vs. Holland football (soccer) game.
>Now sat drinking the wine and watching Stargate SG1 again and browsing /b/ and /r9k/.

>>39427880
>sIavs
>white
>original