Tell me about the first time you fapped. What was it to?

>>39427493
sears catalog originally

A Britney Spears fake nude

I was a late bloomer, think I first fapped at like 15 or 16 and was too scared to pull my foreskin all the way back so would just rub my whole dick, was laying on the sofa rubbing my dick and all of a sudden felt the need to pee and waddled to the toilet with my pants down and went to pee and releized sticky shit was in my hands instead of pee and noticed I had cummed.

Downhill ever since, my porn has gotten progressively worse, it was pretty generic """lesbian""" porn at first, then to chubby lesbian porn, went into a BDSM phase with latex and vac beds etc, went though a hentai phase and then finally after all those years of calling people who liked boipucci faggots I started jackin' it to that too.

power rangers when I was like 10

either nothing, a porno i found or a gaming magazine, the timeline is all blurry back then.

i definitely remember the first time i saw porn though.
it was just weird to me and back then they did this angle that they don't use anymore, basically they go doggie and the camera man goes behind the dude and films under his balls, so you have a PoV of the penis going in.

they must have banned this angle or some shit, i never see it anymore.

i laid on top one of those back massager things with my dick pressed up against my belly, and came in my pants.

i don't even remember why i started doing it

masturbated like that for a couple months, sometimes when my sister was in the room, then finally realized i could use my hand

also used a shopvac a couple times when i was real young

literally brap porn

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>>39427493
Pictures of people pied in the face and slimed on Slime Time Live. Nick gave me a messy fetish.

>>39427493
to an ad on TV

a young woman walks up to some chad in a western style tavern, he starts unbuttoning her shirt, and next thing you know people start shooting into the bar. It was an ad for jeans.

im pretty sure i came like nothing, just felt the life changing spasms that started it all

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>>39427493
nothing special really, I noticed when I was in the shower and cleaning my penis it would get hard. so I just naturally rubbed on it and after a while I would feel really good. this was when I was 10 so nothing came out. I basically did it every shower after that and I am pretty sure my mum suspected it because she would constantly ask why all of sudden I am having 10+ mins showering.

>>39427493
Ironically to a scene in Howard Stern's film Private Parts when Jenna Jameson gets nude. I didn't shoot cum but just sort of spasmed. I literally started to cry afterwards because I felt so ashamed

I think the year was 2002 and I was like 11

I was watching some shit on Pornhub or something and my dick shot up.
I didn't even touch it or anything but after I was done my dick started leaking post-cum.

Then a couple of days later I rubbed it gently and I came in like 20 seconds flat.
I think I was 14

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I called a phone sex line when I was 11. it was one where it was like a free for all, so I just listened and fapped.

First time I ejaculated was from going really fast in an exercise bike.

It kinda hurt

don't remember the first time I fapped but I remember the first time cum came out

Not sure it counts as a fap but first time I came was in a swimming pool as I discovered sitting with the water jets on my cock feels pretty good and then after a few minutes it would make me cum

>>39427493
My first time was literally in my grandparent's shower. I was spending the night and took a shower, and they had one of those walk in ones that faced the mirror. So i got an erection, looked at it, and like manually started jacking off. Didn't think twice. Hurt like hell after I pissed tho

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Mia from Golden Sun

>>39427493
Oh god I remember that. We were eating at a restaurant (I was ten or eleven) and at some point during that evening I started feeling very hot and bothered for some reason and started thinking about women all the time. As soon as we got home I took a specific issue of a gaming magazine (one that had lewd ads on one page) and rubbed my penis while looking at a sexy nude anime girl, censored with black stars. Came instantly.
Now that I think about it, it's kinda interesting that my sexuality awoke pretty much over night. Also hentaifag since the beginning, wew lad

>>39427493
Some cinemax porn shit.

>>39427493
To nothing, I was just stroking my dick while playing Ragnarok Online as a 11-12 yo realised that felt pretty good and had a orgasm. I had a vague idea of what masturbation is and realised that was what had just happened.

I decided I had to experiment further, and so next time I did it thinking of my milf blonde Science teacher with glasses that gave me boners. I still watch porn of women that look like her.

>>39427493
>>39427542
Sears catalog as well the braw section, after that I fapped to the spice channel that was all jargled pictures cuz we didnt have that channel was sweet memories of a old fag

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>>39427493
>be 12 in the year 2000
>dad buys himself a new laptop so he lets me put the pc in my bedroom since im up all night in the summer chatting with my school friends
>my friends tell me about Kazaa, and how they download music for free
>aquire Kazaa
>after about a week of having it, start noticing porn popping up on searches
>up until this point in my life, i guess id been pretty sheltered, because i didnt know porn outside of magazines existed, and I thought those were just women posing naked
>one night my dick and ballas were tingling in a way id never felt before, so i decide to search the word "sex" on kazaa
>the first vid to pop up was entitled "Worlds greatest blowjob", or something of the sort
>decide to download it, despite not knowing what a blowjob is
>after 3 hours on dialup connection, the file is downloaded
>my heart is racing, the adrenaline rushing though my body is making my body shake, and my spine ache
>open the file
>a few seconds into the vid, a 10/10 women whips out her big, fat, fake, perfect, giant tits, and my little 12 yo weiner is rock hard instantly
>next thing you know, she literally inhales this dudes dick
>through obivousl some sort of sorcery, My pants or whatever are around my ankles, and im stroking my penis to the lovely sight im beholding
>i didnt even know mastrubating was a thing, my body just knew what to do
>after about 20-30 seconds of this a lovely pressure starts building inside me, my eyes start to roll behind my head, and the pressure is growing more powerful, and pleasant by the second, and I orgasm
>i didnt even know orgasming was a thing either. but it happened, and it was fucking amazing. and I knew my life was change forever. I didnt cum though.
>after coming out of my nut trance, I look down to the video and witness
>gif related
>spend the entire summer jacking off the same video, and wondering what that white shit was, and why she wanted to eat it so badly
>i found out not to long after

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The first time I fapped with no orgasm was to Zoey 101. The first time I fapped to completion was to the daughter on George Lopez.

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>>39427493
i didn't understand fapping the first time i did it,
so i just stroked my dick until i felt good and something came out.

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>>39427493
this piece of cuteness

I was so scared to first time. Didn't know what was happening.

https://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/51710/this-horny-slut-wants-you/

It was to the black girl in the white sparkly dress in this music video, I was 14 or 15. Dat black ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Eah_EGiDc

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>>39427493
it was some picture from ebaumsworld, what was weird is that i didn't really know i came until i looked and realized yellow stuff was all over my hand

>>39427493
The first time I had a orgasm I was 4 or 5 pressing dick on the ground, I always played with my dick I use to get in trouble for pulling my pants down and shaking my dick at people. When I was 7 I was taken out of school for jerking off on a slide at break. Around the same time I got my ass beat with a belt for sticking my penis in a banana peel at the store. I also got caught letting a dog sniff my dick. Pretty much went down hill from there I guess Im just weird.

>>39428907
Were you molested or something? Thats not normal anon.

7. Told by mom that I had an undescended testicle which was surgically removed when I was 2. Start wondering about the intricacies of my penis, how it has this other layer apparently that I didn't know about, wonder what else it can do. At this point my penis was exclusively refererred to as my pee pee button by me to my parents. Not attracted to people yet. Believe I thought about taboo things to my parents like cigarettes or soda. Because of wondering what else it can do start touching it. I believed it was an original discovery and that I was a genius. It truly felt like ecstasy. Spend hours in the bathroom doing "the pee pee button thing". At home and at school. Never cumming because 7. When did cum around 12 or so it freaked me the fuck out. Did it all the time. Had to be told by parents to not do it in front of them. Remember laying under my covers while my parents stood in the room talking to me in bed. Me jerking my hands violently believing they can't see the motion. I remember my dad setting up the bath for me to go into and me masturbating standing up standing beside him. Did it at a summer camp where you signed up for different activities to do each day. Spent one of the entire periods of either 4 or 6 during the day masturbating. Parents tried to play oblivious and I think hopes it would just go away. Mom asked me what I liked about so I asked her if she wanted to try moving my penis to see what she would feel from it. I offered my mom to give me a hand job. Fuck I was a weird kid. Also only used to jack it two hands but always only used five fingers across two hands. Like I never learned how to type properly so I type with 5 fingers across two hands. Might have even been the same fingers. Didn't force myself to convert to jacking with a one handed fist till I was 16.

>>39429005
No I was never molested that I know of. My parents took me to therapy and I remember him asking if I was diddled. I am a weird person I still play with my dick 4 or 5 times a day. I have many weird penis stories..

>>39428537
Always got a boner while watching it , she was on only reason I really watched it

dallas cowboys cheerleaders off google images while using a laptop
so 2009

was 11
dry humped the sofa
came
got guilty for some reason
did it again 2 weeks later

>>39428809
>Yellow stuff
Is your cum still yellow? Why the fuck is it yellow?

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>>39427493
Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence. I think I came to this one.

>>39429611
i dry humped the sofa/my mattress between the age of 3 and 11 all the time
then i graduated to jerking it with my hand
tfw i am 20 and that means i have been masturbating for 17 years

>>39429097
It was a funny show imo but they had a lot of qts on there.

Dragonballx lol

>>39429733
your first fap where in 2011? how young are you?

I don't remember the first time specifically but when I was like 11 an older neighbor boy (like 13 or 14) came over and showed me how to Google vagina and then he wanted us to sneak into my sister's room while she was sleeping and take a picture of her boobs. We hid under her bed for a while and then we sucked each other's dicks. Then after we put our pants on my sister caught us. The whole time I didn't know what was happening.

One of my first memories actually fapping was to one of the meet and fuck games on Newgrounds and because it was on the computer in the living room my sister caught me one time. I was probably 13.

I was like 12 when I saw porn for the first time. I would watch it sometimes when my parents weren't around but I didn't have a phone so I went with incognito on the family computer. I wouldn't touch myself, just look at the videos. I think the first one I ever saw was some Rachel Starr at a bachelor party shit. She looks disgusting to me now desu. I loved those shitty newgrounds porn flash games too.

So I watched porn like that without jerking off, and then was like "alright cool, I'm done with porn" for 2 years. Then when I was a freshman in high school I saw this video of a blonde girl stripping while I was fucking around online and started rubbing my dick through my pajama pants, and that was the start of a new era for me

>>39428271
Oooooo shit nigga, that gif takes me back!

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>>39427493
Discovering bible black threw me into Japan's degeneracy

When I was 15 I used a 3ds to search Google images for porn. I didn't know what a furry was an ended up slowly becoming one. I would save images to the SD card. One night I stared at an image of a white mouse (I would later learn that she was Minerva) getting fucked vaginally and anally by tentacles. There was also a little thought bubble with a screw floating over her head. I kept rubbing my dick against the mattress, because it felt really good, and I got a little too into it and ended up ejaculating for the first time. I wish I still had that image

>>39430027
that was my go to when I went though a jap degeneracy phase.

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>>39427493
I tried to fap "normally", but couldn't do it. Them I saw some booth babe in a gaming magazine and imagined what would be like to be her. Not fuck her, but just be her. To this day, I have never fapped to idea of penetrating someone with my benis. It's always gender bender hentai or something. I'm damaged.

>>39427493
I remember I would instinctively hump my bed since an earlier age, there was literally no reason for those, I just did it without knowing why. When I discovered porn/hentai... I remember very vividly finding a Naruto doujin image while browsing Google Images, I think that was my first real fap.

You're gonna judge me.

>be back in 7th grade
>start getting boners and getting horny all the time
>visit my grandma one summer
>my grandma is thicc as fuck
>I'm talking big tits, big round ass, very fuckable, not your average granny
>we go to the beach
>she's wearing this leopard bikini that's a little too tight for her
>I'm staring at her literally the entire time there
>at one point a wave from the beach hits her and takes her bikini top off
>her huge tits flop out
>they're magnificent
>at this point I knew I wanted to fuck my grandma
>watch the waves splash against her ass
>lay on my belly and not my back to cover my boner
>we finally get home
>grandma goes to take a shower
>I tell her I'm going to the bathroom and wait 30 seconds
>peak at her in the shower
>SO THICC HNNNNGGGGG
>run back to the bathroom
>start stroking my cock the way I had seen it in online porn
>imagine sucking on my grandma's titties and pounding her ass doggy and making her sit on my face
>cum really hard, I'm shaking
>feel extremely guilty
>start masturbating to porn after that like 5 times a day
>every once in a while I'll still jerk off to the thought of fucking my thicc grandma

got some girl to finger herself on cam to me

>>39429738
Isn't that how girls learn to fap?

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Misty was taking it hard from Ash and his friends in a missionary position. There was a bit of blood in the drawing too.

Before posting this I tried to find the image and here it is. I was eleven when I found this, and the next day I found a video (first 3D) with Bree Olson getting really hard anal. Now I can only cum to anal porn and sodomy IRL. Wonder why.

>>39427493
my parents were taking my sister out and because i was mad at being left alone i went into her room. i found her swimsuit and for some reason put it on and my dick went hard.

it scared me so i stopped but i would do it again and again and eventually i rubbed myself through it and one time i came. i worried something was wrong with my dick.

Searched "boobs" on wikipedia when i was 11

>12 and naive
>knew what masturbation was, decided to try it
>didn't know that porn helped immensely
>ended up inadvertently fapping to angry video game nerd

so yeah

>>39430728
lemaow

Top Kek anon

>>39427611
This, what the fuck
I remember it being on a TV channel I found that I jokingly showed to my very religious grandma. Now that I think about it it's really weird...

>>39427860
Oh god damn it, this.
(Your mom didn't suspect it, she knew it)

When I was 11 I found myself interested in CBT. I had never been exposed to it, knew nothing about orgasms, never had seen it (pre-internet days).

I would put a sock on my cock, twist it with rope and pull it between my thighs as hard as I could. The pressure from the rope and thighs made me cum.

I didn't know what had happened, I just knew I felt good for a minute and then lost interest in continuing. But whenever I could I'd do it again.

it wasn't until a year later that a friend told me used his hand to masturbate and I did that. But every now and then I'd fall back to the CBT routine.

20 years old
Laying down in my bed, laptop on my stomach
Hands-free orgasm hypnosis
It's on YouTube surprisingly

>>39427493
JC Penny catalog with busty girls modelling lingerie.

>>39429859
>People old enough to fap for the fist time in 2011 are 19 years old now

I think it was bdsm porn when i was 14, i spent too many years wanking to femdom degeneracy

Someone will troll me for being a waman but so it goes...
I used to fucked myself with candle sticks(age 9/10) and didn't like touching my clit cuz it made me feel like I was gonna pee and made my legs shake. One day when I was 11 I got my first padded bra and I was looking in the mirror and was thinking about how awesome my tits look(Lol my lil AA boobies). I decided to touch my clit even though it made me feel weird and I came so hard it was amazing. Oh and uh I can't cum from penetration never have.

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Girls gone wild infomercial.

I used a Gatorade bottle too back when my dick could fit in it I busted a huge nut my first time.

>>39431677
Link?

Gonna try this after work. I'll prob edge for a couple hours.

>>39432482
The guy who started that got locked up for CP. Is his island just abandoned now or is it still populated with the now old sluts?

>>39427493
A tampon commercial

>>39432482
Same here. They used to show a decent amount of censored boob too. I remember a decent amount of fap material when I was younger was Spanish talk shows. Here in SoCal there was essentially a Mexican Jerry Springer with a show Jose Luis....something. I don't speak Spanish. Dude would sometimes have straight up strippers featured on his show. Those women were actually pretty hot.

>>39432338
Were you actually getting aroused by your own tits?

I wonder why touching your clit felt like you were peeing.

>>39428050
>Mia from Golden Sun

Go on... What exactly was it? What did you imagine?

>>39427493
I searched for Sex on the Beach on youtube a loooong time ago

Got caught 2 minutes later

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the genie from martin mystery.

and im not even a virgin

>>39427493
i first discovered masturbation after a shower. it just kinda happened, i had no idea about porn at that time and was just watching tv. During my journey of self discovery a remembrance special was running about the death of michael jackson as it was around that time it happened.

so technically the first thing i ever fapped to was the fact michael jackson died. Thrilling.

>20 years old
>only year of college I ever did
>had been with some girls before but had only came in one of them
>other than that my only experience cumming was wet dreams
>wasn't Meeting the right bitches at school and I am picky too so I was very sexually frustrated
>woke up one morning extremely horny
>felt like I was moments away from just walking down the hall to fuck a girl who I knew liked me a lot (she was alright but not my type and she had already fucked some of my friends)
>decide to just hump my pillow while fantasizing about giantesses humiliating me
>peng
I've done it multiple times a day every day since. I also can cum in any girl now even if I don't think she's hot by just using her like my pillow and fantasizing

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>>39428271
>Heather Brooke
Holy fucking shit YES. Her anal vids were out of this fucking world. I wonder whatever happened to her...

>>39433111
Dude that was also what I tapped to. We got that show over here in Houston. I'm Hispanic so my mom would have that channel on but whenever he came on she changed it so I started watching it in secret. Maaaany faps to that show.

>>39427493
Nothing. I knew something would come out if you pulled the skin back and forth so i did and i got really fucking scared when i came because i thought i was about to piss in my bed and the orgasm was insanely intense since it was a completely new thing and at that age you're really not familiar with great changes in consciousness at all either. Getting drunk the first time was pretty mind blowing too for the same reasons.

>>39427493
A catalog of lingerie and swimwear. I still have it but I don't remember exactly which pic I first fapped to. I would imagine being the women.

>>39434432
>>39434432
Same brah
>19 years old
>virgin in college
>tell girl I never fapped before
>traps me in her bathroom (fancy private school)
>she tells me to get naked and fap in front of her
>I comply, but don't know what I was doing
>she then proceeds to finish me off
> I lost it to her about 3 months afterward...
Strange huh.

>>39427493
An E! show called Naked Wild On

>>39436123
Your story shares almost no similarities with mine "brah"

it was in the shower my brother was always on the computer so i couldn't get on it. i saw an axe commercial where a girl was dancing. i jerked to that in the shower thinking of it.

>>39428050
Jenna a best

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>>39427493
6th-7th grade. I don't know what year it was all I know is the first time. I used a vibrating PS2 Controller and put it on my dick. I used Star Wars Battlefront 2 because the turrets on the spaceship had infinite ammo and I could keep firing forever. When I would finally climax my pelvic floor burned and hurt a lot. Still masturbated though.

I learned about Massaging from AMerican Dad, that episode when Stan starts masturbating because he burned his dick and needed to put ointment on it. I thought "Uhm why don't I try pulling on it?" and that was when I begin using my hand.

>>39436232
Hey I remember that! How fucking old are you? I'm 34.. game over

me and my friend discovered fapping together. Im pretty sure we just typed in "porn" in google and used an infant version of pornhub to fap to a japanese orgy.
eventually we escalated it to jacking/ sucking eachother off

>>39427493
Don't even remember when it first started and if family members are to be believed it was fairly early during preschool years.

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I was watching a yacht party video on newgrounds in like 7th grade.Some chicks had their tops off and some were making out with each other. That's as sexual as it got. I had a raging boner in my pants and I wasn't even touching it. Suddenly my dick starts twitching and I run to the bathroom and jizz in my boxers. I then threw the boxers away. I can still recall the music in that video.

7th grade. I was in hotel with family but they were all asleep. I had rubbed myself before then, but that night was the first ejaculation. Fantasized about a dinosaur fucking my middle school crush. I don't think I woke anyone up, or at least I hope so.

>Be 11
>In the shower
>Randomly get hard
>Grab dick
>Realize that shaking it feels good
>Continue shaking
>Finish, no large amount of cum since I wasn't old enough

First time I actually ejaculated a lot was a little frightening.

>>39427930
W-wait... is post cum a thing?
I knew about pre cum but post cum it's the first time

>>39428271
OMG this was my first (or one of my first) porns eveeeer. Hahaha thanks for this

>About 9 or 10
>I was a curious kid
>Heard about porn from the 'cool kids'
>Decided fuck it ill look that up
>Ye oldy pornhub so you can watch like 5 vids a day
>This looks cool, im likin it
>After a bit of just watching i decide i can try to hump things like they did
>Orgasm before i can even cum properly from humping a pillow
>Hooked ever since then

Still the same feels good experience as back then but sadly the vanilla shit doesnt do it for me anymore

My first time was with boku no pico, I was doomed from the beginning

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>>39437107
>Fantasized about a dinosaur fucking my middle school crush

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Old meet'n'fuck games on newgrounds. I can remember the very first one being the train one where you pretend to be an artist. You know how fucking hard it was to shake your mouse and your dick at the same time?

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>>39437403
I feel bad for ya man, ive been there too. Not my proudest fap

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well first time I came I was in my family's pool when no one was home and had an idea to swim around naked. My dick was diamonds and I had to pee so I said fuck it and just released in the pool. Turns out it was semen and not piss and started freaking out so much I tried scooping the jizz and throwing it out the pool.
can't remember the first time jacking off. I believe it was one day where I discovered an internet shortcut to adultlinksdaily on my family's desktop. I clicked it since I didn't recognize it and suddenly it's an entire screen of tits, ass, pussy, and squirting. Felt like a caveman getting future shock from all the information at once. I remember being wide eyed as I started touching my dick and rating everything with 5 stars before I came in my pants within a few seconds.

>>39437484
>Old meet'n'fuck games on newgrounds
my nigga.
>soon those games will be unsupported because flash will be kill

>>39427493
Too young to remember first time fapping, but didn't have the ability to actually orgasm until about fourteen/fifteen, though nothing would come out but precum for some reason when I did orgasm. But yeah, I always hate this question because I had a sexuality and fapped but didn't have the ability to actually orgasm normally until like fifteen or sixteen, and it still wasn't alot, but fapped way more early than that, like childhood amnesia young. Also, when i first orgasmed it was the strongest and has only gotten weaker since, even though nothing came out, at around fourteen/fifteen.

It was to a makeup tutorial on YouTube about how to make your breasts look bigger.

>>39437655
>what was it too
Lots of things* From normal sex scenarios, to Hellraiser. The first time I actually orgasmed I was sliding down a tube that was not unlike the original tron movie, visual wise. I was in reality sliding up and down a tub to feel my dick vibrate. Got water everywhere and choked on water. It was a masochistic fantasy where I was being forced to slide down the never ending blue tube, and the vibrations were from the magic blue tech energy.*

>>39427493
Breast expansion iirc

>>39436613
what are you 16

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the fist time i fapped i was sitting in my room playing with my penis and i thought i had discovered something new that noone else knew about. first porn i remember was bayleef deepthroating charizard. i was 10

>>39427493
Some random porno on HBO.

The first time I ever jacked it I was 13 cuz I came across a furry comic where the female looked a bit too much like my hot english teacher and I jacked it with some hand sanitiser so my penis was burning but I came quickly cuz my brother was sleeping next to me cuz his bed broke and he had to sleep with me on my bed (queen sized). I came in my hand and waited for it to dry and then fell asleep. Thank god I never saw furry porn after that and developed subjectively tamer fetishes like guro and armpit sex

>>39427493
>15 years old
>look at bbw belly play on youtube
>home alone
>hmmm people talk a lot about jerking off in comedy shows a lot
>I've never done it so I don't know how to, but from what I've heard you just to this right?
>grab dick and move hand up/down
>OHMYGODTHISFEELSAMAZINGNOWONDERPEOPLETLKABOUTTHISSOMUCHAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>parents come home
>shit
>don't finish and close tabs and try to act normal

>>39430728
grandmas can't be thick
they can lose be saggy and lose skinned

obviously can't post it but a naturist kid about the same age or maybe slightly younger than me at the time

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>>39427493
This precise picture, to the girl on the left.

Yoga videos on YouTube
I'm not sure if it counts as fapping, I'd just squeeze my legs together until I came.

>>39427493
I was ten and felt really fuckin weird and just orgasmed randomly lol
The first time i watched porn was to a girl giving a guy a bj, i knew what sex was though so i wasn't confused. The funny thing was I use to think you only had a limited amount of sperm so i thought i wouldn't be able to have kids if i kept masturbating lmao

>>39427493
I was reading a Harry Potter book and the back had a picture of jk Rowling. Her cleavage turned me on and that was the first time I orgasmed. I'm pretty ashamed of this

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>>39427493
Don't remember the details but I think it was muffinmaid

>When you rolled your dick in between your hands
Took me a little while to find an effective gesture.

>>39438407
my african american, school rumble really did a number on me as a preteen

>>39427493
Searching for "sexy girl pics" on Google was probably the first time I got hard. The first time was to some shitty femdom porn. I was 15 muuuuuuch later than everyone else

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>>39427493
>be me
>12 years old cut faggot
>taking a bath in the bathtub all alone
>looking at my sister's cosmopolitan magazines next to the tub
>wee wee gets stiff
>just another one of those irksome boners
>sudeenly remember my parents telling me what masturbation was years ago when I was like 9
>"touching your penis"
>lets try it
>take my hands and touch on my pee pee
>wtf nothing is happening
>stroke on it a little
>nerve stimulation is overwhelming and it hurts
>It's what always kept me from touching my no no zone
>idea.exe
>what if i keep on rubbin it?
>start to rub
>OMFGOWWWTFJESUSCHRISTTHISHURTSHOWONEARTHDOPEOPLESEX
>keep rubbing through the pain
>not as bad anymore, feel strange sensation
>feels good man
>keep rubbin that ding dong
>Feel like my dick is gonna explode
>OHHHHHH MYYYYY GGOOOOOOOOOOD
>Indescribable wave of pleasure and euphoria followed by extreme feelings of shame
>so that's what cumming feels like

And thus began the great fapping crusades. I remember i once took inventory on the bus talking to a friend in HS and counted that I must have fapped over 1000 times by then. Lord only knows the count now. Good times.

>>39439798
My desire to bury my face in Mikoto's titties is still as strong as it was when I was a clueless kid

>>39427493
I stuck my dick in the soap bottle while i was showering one day because it was my first boner and i couldnt figure out what to do with it.
I did for the lulz at first but it felt really good, so everytime i showered id fap and orgasm into the bottle.
I wasnt cumming yet because i think i was 10 or 11 or something and i hadnt produced sperm yet.
Eventually i just used my hand after seeing watching a porn vid of a guy stroking his dick before fucking a girl.
Basically i learned the proper way to fap from pornhub.

>>39427493
A shitty comercial for a late night show.
Good intro for the rest of my life.

There used to be a vending machine in a local gas station/video rental place that had condoms like a lot of places, but also had a slot for porn pictures. You could barely make anything out, as a recall they were maybe double the size of a stamp. I never bought one, but a kid at school had and gave me a couple. I stuck them in my wallet and looked at them occasionally.

One day I was in the bathroom at a relative's house and started looking at them, and also touching myself. My dick started bobbing up and down on it's own, which freaked me out so I stopped. I don't remember how much longer it was before I actually finished, but that was at home, again in the bathroom so I didn't make a mess.

>>39427542
I remember this like 12 years ago