>age >largest thing you've stuck up your ass

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One Finger

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>19
>a perfume bottle

18
a candy cane lawn decoration for christmas

22.

My boyfriend's eight inch cock.

>>39427872
>23
>a thick paint marker

>19
>drumstick

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>29
>dragon dildo
>mfw this was not original

Alright I'll go now:
>19
>not intentional, but fell on my fist after a shower

>>39427872

>laxative suppository

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>>39427872
>23
>Lightsaber
didn't feel good
didn't feel bad

23

One finger

This comment is now original

>>39427872
>22
>half a chapstick
Lol glad I'm not a degenerate loser anymore

21
poop I guess?

>19
>ring finger

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>>39427872
23
Cycle pump like pic
It kinda was nice? but dildo is easier to use but the pump is so ridged it is great

>>39427872
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a dildo, I lubed it all up but it was still too tight and wouldn't go in so I gave up.

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A combi microwave

21
6 inch dildo

Somehow that isn't original, not that surprising for /r9gay/

>>39427872
>>age
22
>>largest thing you've stuck up your ass
>MY WHOLE LIFE, MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

>>39428763
i don't think it was that big

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>21
>Bad Dragon tentacle dildo

Yeah I know...