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>tfw I let her play again
Why do I always fall for it, why do I always let her treat me like shit

>>36125695

do you have a look? Try being a hipster if not, short hair girls are usually hipsters or variation of hipster.

its because you dont create chemistry between you and the woman. learn how to do that you autistic faggot and no woman will say no.

>>36125682
hold in the clutch

>>36125682

if you ride a thousand and still dont know how not to stall then it wont be long before your funeral anon

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>>36125682
kek
he bought a bike hoping to impress girls
and is failing miserably

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>one shot at life
>born with brown eyes, black hair, spic, manlet, and beta

JUST

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>>36125349
>mfw no fernando bf
>why live

>>36125257
I've always thought hazle eyes were the best looking

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fem schizo here
worst thing to be
you become less and less interesting because the only thing you can think about is if anything is real
lost all my friends and they laugh about my delusions

I finally figured out how to make friends and now im going insane. I have until my late 20s and then i will be fully gone.

>>36125125
what are your delusions?

they can be horrifying

>>36125062
She looks a tad bit like Aggy.

Less than original bump?

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>>36124643
Uhm some depressed college student kills an old lady pawnshop owner but botches the whole thing and barely gets away. Soon after a drunk aquitance of his ends up dying and he falls in love with the 18yr old daughter and finds a reason to live again. But investigators are starting to zero in on him and he'll have to somehow reconcile the morality of killing an old lady for the sake of providing for his new life, or something like that

>>36125199

Sounds like Crime and Punishment with some elements of The Goldfinch. Any idea of how the plot would extend beyond that - a reconciliation with his fate and his guilt, perhaps, or any motive? Seems like with the proper backstory and reason for the killing, the protagonist could become a complex character.

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>>36124490
oroville dam

>>36124604
I'm guessing you are from near oroville dam

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Guess...

OrigiinaI

heartiste.wordpress.com

This site has pretty good advice for introverted guys with beta tendencies. Although the image of alpha male in there seems to be exaggerated, it does have a lot of truths.

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>he still hasn't taken the face pill

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please try to post content that isn't yours, we dont want your shitty advice, only tried and tested advice from screenshots, books, videos, etc

mandatory advice:

> stand up straight, head held high
> postivie affirmations, mental gymnastics
> gym
> study other alpha males
> do everything you can to hang around alpha males, their qualities will rub off on you
> dont say anything unless you have thoroughly thought about how your words will sound
> practice alpha facial expressions and smile at yourself in the mirror
> get social media and only post pictures of you being dominant
> stop talking to your friends that are losers
> get a haircut and stop dressing like a tramp. Just find an alpha you want to be like and watch videos of them. Copy their facial expressions, clothes, body language etc.
> stop fearing death. dying is better than living a shitty boring life

books:
way of the superior man
48 laws of power
how to win friends and influence people
the definitive guide to body language


also im debating whether or not to start using steroids, pros / cons?

>wake up as a six year old
>have to live my entire life over again
I would kill myself as soon as possible.

>>36124343
relieved that i can have a redo and fix everything i fucked up. Also living though childhood again would be pretty fucking great.

Thank, god. I don't want to continue this nightmare.

>>36124146
Is that thing in your picture even a woman

the bright red hair says doubtful

jizzed on my aunts dirty panties.
felt good man, but its been so many years since that.

>>36124172
simply f*king epic my friend, yo usaw the wikipedia page too?

london neet reporting
above average looks but shitty social phobias & depression

>you're probably a trap

>>36124099
Not a neet. But I am a qt. Where you at

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>>36124099
iktf anon
im from america but i find euro boys much cuter, especially uk ;;

At least you're not German. My rule is that dirtytalk has to be in English because its physically impossible for me to do dirty talk in German without my penis shrivelling up with cringe

>Oh ja Fotze nehm meine dreckige ficksahne

Should probably move back to Britain to avoid this shitty language desu

Talk about hockey.

>god you're so amazing
>oh my god that feels amazing
>that feels so fucking good
>you are so fucking amazing
>you like that?
>ohh yeah
>can I put it in your ass?
>please?

all these are acceptable, and you should whisper them

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>>36123481
>Kids openly wearing Nazi imagery in public now
Won't be long now bros, and we'll be marching through the streets, hunting commies.

>>36123481
>that one kid who got caught with nudes of his gf on his phone in high school which caused the local police department to come in and lecture us on how it was still pedophilia and child pornography even though they were the same age and that you shouldn't share nudes with your significant other because it's illegal even though it's legal to see them nude in person and have sex with them

>That one kid who hung himself at school, his mother later killed herself too.

why is it that unattractive, uncharismatic men think women are "ostracizing" them? everyone is just looking out for themselves. everyone just wants the most attractive mate. everyone wants everything you want and if you are unwilling to be exceptional at something then why do you think you deserve anything?? it's a doggy dog world, anon, get used to it

>>36123576
So I should just accept the fact I'll be alone my entire life while Chad fucks 5 new girls a week

>>36123651

yes, the best thing you can do is try to purge the desire to fuck

>>36123224
Tree yrs

>>36123224
I dropped put when I was 16, that was about 10 years ago.

7 for me.. and I haven't finished my meme program yet...
A-at least I have an AA degree which counts for something, r-right?

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Good day, lads

where my squad at

>>36122927
>Anyone going to church tomorrow?

Hahahaha I fucking wish. I'm wagecucking instead