What's the creepiest thing you've done to a woman?

>>36124146
Is that thing in your picture even a woman

the bright red hair says doubtful

jizzed on my aunts dirty panties.
felt good man, but its been so many years since that.

>>36124172
simply f*king epic my friend, yo usaw the wikipedia page too?

Sucked the moisture from the crotch of my sister's sweaty panties into my mouth while I jerked off.

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>>36124146

>be me 21 friendless khv
>in college for cyber security
>22 birthday at end of the week. Dont want to celebrate it alone
>have oneitis in class she is way taller than me (I'm 5'5 she was almost 6'0)
>create fake email from homeroom professor about an assignment that required groupwork
>her "group" is just me and someone I made up
>Birthday is fast approaching, I make up some really stupid assignment to take a school computer and try out a firewall our class was designing and test it at 3 different IP addresses
>FIrst IP address assigned is my home address
>she shows up I lock the door behind her
>I can't keep up the facade confess everything
>she is visibly upset and holding herself, I start stammering about how it is my birthday i have no friends, and then lunge at her to hug her
>she is sobbing so am i her breasts are at my face i rub my snot forcefully into her shirt
>I say how i have cake

expelled now

I once looked in a woman's general direction

I've masturbated while sitting next to a girl in class like five times.

Fingered and kissed a girl while she was sleeping

>>36124146
miss harvey is my wife

>>36124344
slow down nigger, so you just set up a fake assignment and led her to your house then started crying?

>>36124437
explain

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>>36124344
Holy shit. That is autism at work right there.

>>36124481
yep. The next two "IP addresses" were places i wanted to go on my birthday to celebrate. I failed to romance/ entice her to continue our evening together at the first place though.

>>36124344
holy christ my dude

>>36124344
Weeeeeeeeew lad
Originally depressing

Haven't gotten over one of my friends. She blocked me after I said some weird shit to her so I made a new Instagram account, added her new friends and creep on her pictures. I haven't talked with her or seen her irl in 6 years.

Tried to fuck them

I'm not sure I would call it creepy but I slashed the wall above her head with machette.

existed
2560 pizza

>>36124146
I saw an attractive female and I tried to impress her by telling her I have a 5 inch penis. That's the first thing I've ever said to her. She walked away instantly.

We need more green on this thread please.

Not me, but I used to have a friend group in high school with 2 girls and 3 other guys. We were pretty spergy but that's why it worked so well.

Literally the first day we all met, one of the guys asked one of the girls if she wanted to have sex. She asked him to repeat himself and he pretend like he asked if she wanted to go to the library later to study. We made fun of him for it all four years through high school.

god i miss high school.

rubbed my boner against a thique latina booty on the bus a few weeks ago, never even done anything creepy before

she was with it

What's a woman?
Am I just being ignorant on this cause I seriously don't know.

>>36124403
How?
Hideo Kojima

Internet-stalk her for almost 2 years non-fucking stop, I gave up yesterday.

>>36124146
Stole a pair of panties from a girl I had a crush on in 6th grade. Went through her gym bag while no one else was in the classroom.

Tried to subtly encourage my wife to fuck other men. Didn't work

>>36124146
Walked past her house once or twice a week for a couple of months in the hopes of running into her

Asked a random girl outside to hug me, prompting her to scream and run away.

creeped on my sister changing through her window when i was like 9

Went to a house party at a college I was visiting for the weekend and started grinding my cock against this girl's ass completely uninvited. She turned around and slapped me and I just acted like I was drunk

I was stone sober

I came out of a vagina once, I was 0 or something but that was pretty fucking creepy

i spat on a girl face once because she called me fat

At a friends house I went into his older sisters bedroom upstairs claiming I was just going to use the bathroom. (she was out at the time and the house was three stories so no one was gonna come up. I found a leopard print bra and jacked off whilst holding it.

>>36124807
this desu desu desu pham

>>36125646
>leopard print bra

Noooooiiiiice boiii

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>get crush on girl from different class (I was like 14)
>make fake account on some social media site that doesn't exist anymore (my name was Jack The Ripper there, pretty edgy)
>pretend to be someone else, text her friend and say that "a friend" has a crush on her (idk what the fuck I was thinking)
>ask her for her friends ICQ number
>add her and reveal myself to crush
>say "I love you" over text in ICQ
>she replies "thanks"
>I keep texting her for weeks
>she encourages me to approach her in school once
>come up behind her
>get really nervous so instead of just tapping her shoulder, I practically throw her around violently
>she looks at me in horror
>I say "h-hi... it's me..."
>"wh...what?? who..."
>I say sorry and run away like a retard

top kek

I did a lot of creepy shit with my ex-best friend

>ate my own cum for her and I would describe the taste

>told her about my masturbation habits

>showed her the type of porn I used to watch

>showed her the furry fanfictions I wrote
she actually liked them

Goddanm it, why did she turned out to be a lesbian?

>>36125312
why'd you give up tho

>>36124146
>literally have 1 friend
>he is semi normie tier
>his roomate is some tiny whore chick that brings home a different guy literally every night and screams her head off during sex
>sleep over one night in their apartment living room
>she keeps all her dirty laundry in a room in the hallway across from her bedroom
>wake up in the middle of the night to her getting deep dicked by some guy she's probably never met
>horny as fuck so I go into her closet across the hall to steal a pair of her dirty whore panties
>I find a pair of cute ass stripped panties and inhale deeply on them
>Just as I finish my sniff
> AHHHHHHH WTF ANON
>turn around to see naked her girl covering herself up
>she keeps screaming
> turns out she also kept her sex toys in that closet as well and was going in there to get something mid fuck session
> drop the panties
> check the whore as hard as I can and make a mad dash for the door
> normie chad shes fucking starts to give chase
>escape and never speak to my one and only friend ever again
> literally the only thing I was mad about was panicing and dropping those panties....

>>36126022
btw this is also the first and last time I have seen a girl naked and the first and last time I made skin to skin contact with a girl

>>36124146
Putting my arm around one. Never doing that again

>>36124146
Told her that I've masturbated to her as a compliment
Fuck me I was autistic as fuck. FUCK. And even despite that I have half a dozen decent chicks that I could have, had I need been a sperg, had real gf material

>>36126071
Gee, i wonder why. Fuckin' mystery there, bud.

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>watch her vlogs religiously
>5 second view of her neighborhood
>says she lives in X city near a park
>spend at least 20+ hours a week looking at all neighborhoods near parks in that city
>still couldn't find it

>>36126022
>his roomate is some tiny whore chick
Why is this allowed?

>>36126192
get the fuck off my board normie I dont need your fucking judgement

>>36124146
'Stalked' a girl in high school. She told everyone and everyone found out, so everyone hated me the year after. That's not an exaggeration. Literally almost EVERYONE hated my guts, would frequently avoid talking to me, would open talk shit about me while I was around, would constantly give me shitty looks, etc. Even people I had known before and was cool with prior.

I know I was in the wrong and all, but I can't help but hate that fucking bitch for ruining my life like that, however brief that it was (just one year in high school more or less), and all those fuckers who talked shit about me. You don't know what it feels like to be totally socially ostracized like that, to have everyone, especially girls, talk about how weird you are constantly, have people actively avoiding you, etc. Shit fucks with me to this fucking day and I genuinely believe that it's probably the worst possible thing to happen to me.

>>36125200
I waited until we watched movies in class when it was dark.

consensual hand holding and occasional consensual hugging

it still makes me involuntarily sick sometimes

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>>36124146
>get blackout drunk at bar
>qt pie at bar with chad bf
>vague memories of me punching this stacy in the face and then getting the shit kicked out of me. I lost a shoe and ran home.. luckily no charges filed.

>>36124146
Stalking on Facebook. Pretty tame, I know.

Had a girl shit into my mouth once when I was drunk. I gobbled it up like breakfast sausages

>>36126619
>tfw do this
>tfw emotionally ingrained to feel like a complete creep while doing this b/c of social norms enforced by women
>even though it's nothing compared to the shit robots do as evidenced by this very thread
Recently, I Facebook-stalked this downright beautiful tumblrina who rejected my advances at a party. Found her YT account (surprise, she listens to nothing but mainstream pop and classical because she's suuuuuch an intellectual xD) and some stuff that she had written on other sites. God I hated that bitch. But I did want to fuck her senseless.

Instagram and Facebook stalking my oneitis. Never actually fapped to any of her pictures but a couple times I'd lay in bed, put on some soft music and just look at her for a few minutes, even murmured that I loved her. Which tbqh is probably more pathetic than if I just fapped to her pictures.

This was when I was around 13, but I had a crush on a girl from my school. Once, I rummaged through her backpack to find her ID card, then looked her up on FB to get her birthday, and with the ID number and BD was able to log in to her account on the school site. Her address was listed on there, so now I knew where she lived.

Then, I heard my parents were going to be out of town for the weekend. When they left, I wanted to break into the girl's house and grope her while she sleeps or something (retarded idea, I know. Can't imagine how I went through with it now). To do this, I also wanted to make some chloroform so that she doesn't wake up when I'm touching her. I went to CVS and with the only $5 I had was going to buy nail polish remover or whatever ingredient needed for chloro. The only one I found was like $4.89 though, and I couldn't buy it because of tax. So, thankfully, I didn't make chloroform at least.

In any case, when my parents were away I woke up at 3AM and went to her house. Left my bike in a ditch, and carefully climbed over the fence from the back. Then snuck quietly for roughly 5 minutes up to the balcony door. I tried opening it, but it was locked, and the paperclip I brought didn't help me unlock it. So, I wasn't able to get in after all.

But still, I trespassed on their property at 3AM and had plans of raping her. She probably had no idea.

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>>36126855
I used to feel guilty and creepy even just looking up pictures of the various oneitises I've had over the years on FB and whatnot. But at some point, the lust is just too much, and I must have fapped to one of them at some point. Otherwise, I still think it's a pretty fucked up thing to do and I won't do it, usually.

>>36127052
Holy fuck, this board is so fucked up. Kek.

>>36127142
>I used to feel guilty and creepy even just looking up pictures of the various oneitises
Same, I'd feel dirty just doing it. And my oneitis doesn't post many pictures of herself in the first place, she seems a bit insecure about her looks really which makes it a bit worse. she's so perfect

Fapped to instagram bikini pics of the girl who sat next to me in HS calc. senior year for a year after HS. We almost literally never spoke after sitting next to each other ~180 times. Sometimes she smelled nice.

>>36124146
My housemate at uni would eat my food and pretend she didnt. One time I was in the shower jacking off and came into her shampoo.

Jacked off into my teachers used panties, that shit was like oceans 11 trying to get them back into her room

>>36128913
post them nigger bloxxx

i replied to a girl on snapchat back with a black screen and exactly "what no kiss"?

she always called me creepy after that but i dont talk to her anymore idk thought it sounded flirty

>>36128978
That would dox my HS, so no.

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>>36124146
Used to haul wood for this lady who was a total milf. Would sneak into her room and fap with her panties. Thinking back I have no fucking clue how I was not caught.

I'd steal a few and rotate them out every week or so until I found her sex toy box. Shit was cash f@m-a-lamb.

>>36124146
Got my cousin drunk and fucked her only with the express purpose of losing my virginity.
She whispered some dude's name, I didn't care because it proved she was drunk and wouldn't remember.
Way later I crept into her bed and almost fondled her breasts but she was awake and kicked me out.

>>36129557
I hope you know you're a rapist. How does that make you feel?

>>36124344
Newfags can't spot a larp.

>>36126192
Fuck off he wasn't asking why
we know we're wrecks, go do your normie shit

>>36129601
I feel like you want something out of me but I'm not sure what.

>>36129601
fuck off you nigerachi

>>36124427
How do you know she was sleep?

>>36129643
Just letting you know. It's not ok to fuck practically unconscious people.

Found the email of a fembot who ghosted me and sent her an email. Unsurprisingly it's also the most pathetic thing.

>tfw no fembot gf

I harass this one girl online by telling her I love her and I want her to sit on my face and let me eat her ass like a bowl of ramen

I don't like her in that way, I just find it hilarious to be a degenerate online

>>36129679
Well yeah I know, that's why I had her unconscious so she wouldn't tell.

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> Be me
> mom's spic friend comes over with her neices
> one of her neices left her dirty period panties on the fucking floor of the bathroom
> I use the bathroom and see the panties
> I chip away the dried flakes of blood like it is a scratch of ticket
> I flush the blood down the toilet and I put my legs through the soiled panties
> I kill myself two years later

>>36124146
Kissed her foot.
She was just a friend and we were both at hers, feeling tired and lazing around. I thought she was trying to tempt me by having her feet so close to my face and moving her toes.

She got super awkward for a couple moments then changed the subject.

>>36129704
Have you ever considered how she might have felt when she woke up the next day with the vague memories (or residual feeling) of having sex with someone and not knowing who it was? Or are other people just warm fleshlights to you?

>>36129770
I don't see why I should consider her. I never planned to be in a relationship with her.

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>>36124146
Almost raped her, kinda don't regret and wished I'd gone through with it.

>>36129798
However you want to justify rape, that's cool.

>>36124146

I slapped a girls ass once in high school totally unprovoked. Really awkward memory

>>36129851
I'm not saying it's ok. I'm just wondering why you think I care that it's ok or not.

>>36129601
go back to tumblr
orelerageanerino

>>36129890
> I raped a girl
> Rape is bad
I see no problem with this interaction

>>36129911
Never been on tumblr

>>36129851
go back to tumblr
oilchangerino

>>36129920
Yes, I did something bad because it felt good. What about it?

When I was like 13 I had a 10 year old cousin(girl) over with her big cousin(male), who was my age. It's fall time and my Dad tells me and my and my big cousin to go rake the leaves with him. I bail on them both and go down stairs and grope his little sisters ass in front of my little brother. I checked constantly if my cousin could see us. To think he was doing my chores while I had my way with his sister. Kek.

Later I snuke in her room during a sleepover to grope her ass. I think she was fake sleeping and enjoyed it.

Years later I'm 20, shes 18 and she still gives me dirty looks, licks her lips, and other things to turn me on. Proof that women are submissive beings, I was probably the only one in her life that touched her like that. That didn't ask for permission, just did what I wanted. I'm sure I could sleep with her whenever I want.

One of my friends is a lady. The first time she came to my house, she sat in my chair while we talked for a few hours. After she left. I sniffed the fuck out of that chair.

>>36129942

I hope someone bullies you or steals your shit tbqh. You fucking non-virgin piece of shit normie. GTFO.

My uncle's wife had some really pretty boots (my fetish) so I once wore them and fapped while I was still young enough to fit in them.
Thanks god I did it. Felt so good man.

I used to jack off onto my friends mom's toothbrush.

Used to make me hard as fuck seeing her brush her teeth with my cum.

She didn't know.

>>36130017
Why the fuck do you care about some normie whore getting raped?

>>36130039
I'd love to see you say that shit publicly.

>>36130053
What? I'm not dumb, I'm not getting jailed.
And you didn't answer my question.

>>36130077
No, I mean callously dismissing rape like it's not a big deal.

>>36130107
Well it's not unless I'm jailed.

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>eagerly waited for her to log into AIM
>tfw she did I would just sit there and hope that she messaged me

The creepiest thing I've ever done to a girl was telling her that I was going to fuck her with my best friend.

>>36124874
No. Whitetext stories are better than greentext stories.

>>36130115
Are you a socio-/psycho-path or something? Is jail all that's stopping you from raping people?

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>>36124146
i molested my niece when i was 13

it very quickly became one of the worst experiences of my entire life

>>36130154
Nah, it's too difficult to do it without suffering wounds and I don't like crying girls.
Besides, If I were good enough to get a girl in my house I'd just fuck her normally. Drunk-raping is very circumstantial, you can't do it serially.

>>36130154
Lmao at the normies being triggered by rape

fuck out of here

>>36130154
Oh, also, I don't think I am. The psychologist said I wasn't, and I cry at movies.

>>36130190
I'm a jobless KHV with no friends. I definitely belong here.

>>36130168
why was it so bad, did you get caught

>see qt highschool girl walking home from school every day
>I would hangout around the same place I first saw her at the same time every day in hopes of seeing her
>one day worked up the courage to talk to her and got her first name
>immediately looked her up on social media only by first name, city, and school
>found her social media profile only because one picture showed her house which I've walked by many times
>proceed to add her with my fake social media account I use just to look at hot chicks pictures and talk to her over the course of a few weeks
>continue hanging out at the same place to seemingly randomly bump into her every few days
>also continue chatting with her pretending to be the person from my fake social media account
>one day I mention myself, I say something like my friend sees this cute girl walking home from school a lot and wants to get to know her more
>it was a small city so she believed the coincidence
>she asks my fake account to give her screenname to me
>I proceed to chat with her using both real and fake screennames and once even screw up and reply under the wrong screenname
>she questions it and I tell her I accidentally copy/pasted from a chat between me and the person I made up on fake stalker account
>this time as me ask for her number so we can talk on the phone and text
>we end up dating for a while
>there are a few times when she tells me how awesome it is that our mutual friend (my fake social media account) was able to hook us up
>I completely stop using fake account

I'm still not sure if she ever connected the dots that I used a fake alter ego online to get to know her better. She cucked me for another guy her age, that is its own pathetic story which would make any of you realize you aren't as pathetic as me.

>>36130168
anon pls, tell me what the fuck happened
>>36130154
Why do these people always have to resort to thinking that evildoers are psychos or insane? Are they scared of thinking that average people want to rape?

>>36130242
I want to feel better. Please share :]

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>>36130168
It was probably worse for her, bro. I hope you're posting from jail.

>>36130168
relive your trauma through greentext pls

>>36130280
I'm >>36130154

I think about raping attractive strangers, but I'd never do it because I'm not a fucking animal.

>>36130307
Sorry I selfcringed way too much just typing that up. Only you guys, me, and the NSA know about my ultimate creepiness.

>>36130325
>because I'm not a fucking animal.
This implies you believe humans are different in this respect. Can you explain why without appealing to law?

>>36130242
That was kinda cute desu anon. It's fortunate that she didn't find out.

>>36130168
turn urself in faggot

My friend was asleep in bed and her perfect soles were dangling uncovered over the edge of the bed, I lost control of myself nd immediately started jacking off to them, then decided to cum on them. I brushed my cum off and she woke up and I apologized for "brushing against them", she called me a clumsy dork and threw a pillow at me.

>>36130349
Most humans can restrain themselves from raping others. Of course rape is still very common. I don't need any laws to tell me rape is wrong.

>>36130399
I can too, but tell me why I should. Wrong according to what?

>>36130385
>cute

Really? When I think about what I did I hold my head in my hands and try not to scream.

>>36130329
I didn't cringe at all. Kinda cool, actually. I bet she knew it was you at some point and thought it was hot

>>36130435
According to me. I don't need any "objective" basis to tell rapists and rape apologists to go fuck themselves. Ostracism is a good way to prevent rapists from raping.

>>36130493
Ok. Tell me why I should listen to you then.

>>36130521
I can't convince you to not rape people with anonymous 4chan posts. I'm sure you feel shame, so the people like me that are all around you do successfully prevent you from raping. Mission accomplished.

>>36130576
So you were just venting? OK then.
>I'm sure you feel shame
If you feel good thinking so, go ahead. It's not like I'll ever rape you anyway.

>>36130521
No offense but you sound like a child

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>>36130235
>why was it so bad, did you get caught
yeah, didnt take long at all

>>36130615
I know perfectly the moral reasons why rape is bad, but I want anon to realize how little they matter.
But for this, you have to do the socratic method. Shooting my personal opinion just screams sperg.

>>36126565
you're not a victim
maybe you shouldn't have stalked her

>>36130697
>I know I was in the wrong and all
If you're not going to read, don't bother posting.

>>36130661
I understand the Socratic method, but you sound like my 4yo trying to explain his way out of trouble.

>>36125611
You sound so annoying. Lose weight if you get offended by people calling you fat.

>>36130745
If I don't make it simple it won't work. Also, I never said I don't deserve to be locked up, but that's about society, not me. Jail me if you can, but I won't start feeling bad about doing something that felt good.

>>36126565
you're that photography nerd character from 13 reasons why

>>36130829
Your lack of empathy is troublesome.

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>>36124344
You can't be serious, my dude.

>>36130973
What am I supposed to reply? "Please, don't call me troublesome"? I don't care.
Or is this a threat? A suggestion that you would "get rid of the problem" if you could?
What a slimy, noncompromising post. State your intentions.

>>36131008
I wouldn't expect you to care, you lack empathy. I'm not sure how it could me misconstrued as a threat or even anything aggressive. I find your lack of empathy troublesome. Period.

>>36131066
What is the point of posting that then? Venting? Useless. Sharing feelings? Normie.

>>36131107
I was replying to your response to me. Which showed a major lack of empathy. Which I find troublesome. If you weren't expecting me to respond then you shouldn't have replied to me. If you dislike how I responded, I apologize, but that's a risk of communication.

I used to shower in my own little bathroom which was facing a very busy street. It had a window with those old style glass slats. I'd open them just enough so that I could see through but I felt people couldn't see me. I'd also be in the shower. I used to stand in the shower with my head peaking out of the door staring through the window for hours, watching women walk past.

When I got a good one and the timing was right I would jump out of the shower so I could see them better and cum in my sink while watching their ass as they walked by. I know they noticed me because over time less and less women walked down that street.

Also I was wearing a bikini which I stole from a camp ground when I was 18 or so. My brother and I were staying there for one night. We got drunk and after watching a movie I went and had a shower, but before that I went into the clothes hanger section and pulled off a pair of white panties and the bikini top. This was an expensive seafolly brand bikini. I wore it in the shower and came for the first time wearing a bikini, it was so hot.

Also prior to that, my friend who I wanted to fuck was staying at my house for a holiday. We were drunk and at the beach, and I wanted her to fuck me. She wanted to go, but she got on top of my to try and get my up because I was so drunk. I started to hold her even though she was trying to get away. She managed to get off me and ran away. I spent the next half an hour drunkenly screaming her name trying to find her. I later found out she went and fucked my brother... yes women are huge sluts it's true. She left an orange g-string under my bed (she was staying in my bedroom on this holiday). My mom found it and made me throw it out, but later I went and got it from the bin. I wore it a few times but mainly stuck my dick in the little pouch in the crotch of the gstring (people who know the design of underwear will know what I mean).

Continued..

>>36131167
It's simple: I do not see conversation in a simple "I don't like you" so maybe you were trying to say something else. You're not. I'm out.

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>>36124146
Not too proud of my antics when I installed cable for a living. Then again, there is no nut, like a nut when your doing perv shit.

>>36131231
No, I said what I meant. Thank you for the enlightening dialogue. Have a pleasant day.

>>36124146
>stared at her chest as she was sunbathing
>she noticed, seemed very uncomfortable and turned around so i cant see
BUT IM GAY I WAS ONKY CURIOUS HOW DO BOOBS JOIJ WITH THE UPPER BODY
JESUS . 13 YEAR OLD ME WAS AUTISTIC

>>36131231
>>36131249
Now kiss you faggots orig

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>>36131268
I dunno about that, anon. I think a wink and finger guns is as much as I'm willing to do.

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>>36124344
>>I say how i have cake
m8

...Continued

The first pair of panites I found I happened to luckily find, my friend and I were at boarding school and found it in the womens laundry. It had fallen between washing machines. I quickly stuffed them in my pocket. I worse those a few times but they were tight, mainly I just sniffed them.

So for a while that was all I had, the white boarding school panties, the bikini top, and the gstring.

I found another two pairs of panties at university in a similar laundry room. They were too small for me to wear but I put them on one of my blow up dolls and fucked it.

I have bought alot of panties/womens clothes off ebay, including used swimwear. They often try to reneg on the sale when they realize their gently used bikini has sold to a man, but I make up some fake story about it being for my imaginary girlfriend. The best is when I'm able to dox them and view their social media photos while I sniff their bikinis and cum hard.

Probably the 'worst' thing though was when I was living in an apartment block. I had stolen a pair of her panties before, she left some black lacy panties and man when when I sniffed them ait made me so horny. So one time I was drunk and noticed my asian neighbours had left all of their bras and panties outside to dry. I could see them sleeping inside through their open window, at first I just stole some, but in the end I stole literally everything. It wasn't even all that sexy.. but I wore her bras and jacked off in my shower as usual. The next day I heard them fighting the man was yelling at her so bad.. I couldn't understand the language but I could tell he was mad at her for leaving the underwear outside as if it was her fault. They were poor and it would have been a big financial hit not to mention the creep factor, but I couldn't put them back by then.

One time I was really drunk and just went out exploring, walking random streets.. I came across this party. I walked past and just observed it. Continued...

>>36124146
Kissed her lips and touched her pussy while she was asleep
We were both 14

>>36130232
Redditors can't be robots.

>Surprised but not surprised by everything in this thread
>Thought about sharing.
>Suddenly remember ISPs can see your entire browsing & posting habits/history
>It's now legal to sell that to the highest bidder
>Any data that can be sold can be leaked/stolen

Nah, I'm good. You guys keep sharing, though.

>>36131282
This is Autechre? Gotdang do I love their music.

Continued...

So I went back to this house party and tried to get in. Someone was asking me questions, I managed to bluff my way into them thinking I knew the persons whos birthday it was, saying I was in class with her at uni. Classic social engineering techniques. Anyway she said that she was 'already passed out'. I walked into the house, looked around then left because I was out of my depth.

I came back about an hour or two later. The house was dark and empty, I think everyone had left to go into town to drink at the pubs. I was going to sneak into the back of the house, but when I went around I noticed this dog and it noticed me. It started snarling so I noped the fuck out. If it wasn't for that dog I would have def broken in and done things I would have regretted.

Umm what else I guess just some casual FB stalking.. one women at work flirted with me so hard for so long, I found one guy on her page that seemed to not fit in, not many mututal friends etc. I read her emails and figured out this slut had been fucking a bunch of guys all the while flirting with me. I was at the supermarket and saw this guy and decided to follow him home just to see where he lived. But as I drove past SHE pulled up to the house. I pretended the sun was bright and put the sun visor over my face, but she saw me. She acted very strange at work like she was scared of me and eventually she left.

So.. I'm not really sure which is the worst, it's all pretty tame I guess...You decide?

>>36130697
Literally how is it wrong to stalk someone? This fucking thread.

manipulated her to break up with her bf, then grabbing her for myself, earning her trust completely before breaking up with her after half a year.

not sure why i did this. her bf was also a good friend who doesn't speak to me now. neither of them do. they're good people too.

>>36125829
Women are sluts and dont care.

>chilling on a bench in park
>some stupid roastie comes by and decides to mock me for my fatness
>ask her to fuck off or i'll smack her
>"you couldn't even get me fattie even if you tried"
>get up
>"seriously fuck off or you going to regret this"
>"oh no, mister fatso is going to punch me, I'm so scared"
>shit stamina, but sprint very fast so I easily catch her
>grab her by hair
>she looks shit scared
>totally paralyzed, just quitely repeats that she's sorry while looking me in the eyes
>this gets me rock hard
>she must saw change in my expression
>her eyes are getting wet, now it's "please don't"
>now it's diamond hard
>grab her by tit, she freezes
>she shivers as I slide my hand under her blouse
>grope her for a while
>as I'm about to get my hand in her pants, hear some voices in distance
>panic mode
>throw her on grass and run
>after few seconds realize voices are moving away
>come back, she hugging lamp post and sobbing
>feel sort of bad for her, but fuck it I'm not going to jail
>find phone and her ID card in her purse
>grab her by hair and force her to look at me
>"I know where you live, if you ever tell anyone about this I'll find you and I'll hurt you"
>leave the scene and throw phone into pond

>>36124146
>i went to a little town in holidays 6 years ago to visit my aunt
>my cousin is hot af
>she went into the shower and left her sweaty bra
>fap with it, didn't left cum
>later his bro made me work as hell
>the shitty town is like 40C all the year and I came from a cold city so i was sweaty af
>play with her saying i'll put my sweat on her
>start chasing her
>grab her chest
>she says nothing and just smiles
>'oh god, will i finally lose my v-card?'
>his bro came and beat the shit out of me
i was like 19 and she 16

>two years latet
>getting drunk with another robot
>his sis is actually kinda cute
>keep drinking till morning
>i said i need a shower to go
>her panties are there
>start licking them
>cum on them
>twice
>spend almost an hour and a half
when I got out he asked me if i was fapping with his sis' panties kek

>>36130576
Dude this fags trolling holy shit.

>Stared at a women in a metro
>She noticed I was staring
>Keep staring for 3 more stops
>She gets really uncomfortable
>Get out of metro
>Stop in front of the window and keep staring
>She looks at me in total fear
>Metro starts moving
> I keep staring
> Laugh out loud afterwards

>>36130659
story please?

bloxxaxax

>>36124172
look at her facial structure famalam. it's obv a woman

School hallway used to be the size of a car with 1000 people in it so we were always squeezing past each other

>popular kids would stand in middle
>Chads and stacies would make circle/group with the plebs going around them

>I would squeeze/grope popular girls' asses as I walked past
>They were either too slow to react or were used to it

And that is how I technically had sexual contact with the hottest girls in school

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>tfw you realize your only social interaction is with a board of literal psychopaths

Fucked my gf in the ass and came deep in her.

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I was swimming with with my friend at his aunts place. His cousin left her bikini in the bathroom so I jerked off into them. This was right after hours of seeing her tight body in the pool. That was probably the hardest nut I've ever busted, holy shit.

>>36124344
this is fake, there is no way this is real

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It was either calling the father I had never even met of a girl to try to warn him that his daughter might kill herself, on two seperate occasions
Or, telling a girl in a committed relationship for three years that I think I love her. Not sure which is worse but based on outcome I'm leaning towards the first one.

>asked her to sleep over at her place
>after a weeek of relationship, no intentions of fucking her at that time
>just wanted to be with her

she ended the relationship because she was scared? II think
could never clear that out, but damn she was great, she even liked to sniff my clothes

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>what's the creepiest thing you've done to a woman?

Since this 4chan and I'm not from USA I think is safe say it: I like cut the hair of dumb drunk whores and already shaved about 30 heads of stupid whores in my lifetime and let then like Krilin from Dragon Ball.

All my targets are about 18 ~ 21 year old dumb drunk whores. Is quite rewarding cut their hair, but I almost caught 2 years ago and had stop doing this.

>>36125588
heh heh kek

>>36126708
You do know that Facebook can tell users when they are being stalked. They can call the police and they can backtrace your ip. If she doesn't just simply block you, you can spend an entire 5 years in prison for cyberstalking.

>>36126650
that sounds fake...

>>36129605
>larp
define larp

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>>36124146
According to her, exist.

>>36125476
ooh know that feel, bruh
whenever i dirve by her home i go really slow and scan every inch

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>>36130154
It's time to stop
oy

>>36124146
While my babysitter was sleeping I put my dick on her jean-tight ass.

I stalk and harass girls online, they hate my guts but I can easily catfish nudes from them because theyre whores

usually I am nice to them until they do something to me. I dont let them get away with shit

>>36133247
no they cant retart, no one knows who is viewing their profile

>>36130482
Don't be ashamed anon, that's the kind of shit that would go down in a low budget romantic comedy.

Ya did alright

>>36133073
You could use nair instead, I'd be a lot easier

>>36124344
Did she stay for cake or no?

>>36126314
>Not being socially retarted =normie

>>36124344
We need more details anon.

>>36125777
Vampire freaks?

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Dropped a valentines present and card on her doorstep, that's it.

She never found out it was me, it kind of made me realize that I could never get with her, and allowed me to move on.

No regrets.

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>>36124344

>she is sobbing so am i her breasts are at my face i rub my snot forcefully into her shirt
> her breasts are at my face

This was back when I was a beta orbiter years ago

>be "friends" with girl
>constantly give her free shit and all my attention
>spy on her
>stalk her
>cloned her phone
>got ahold of her social media passwords
>would constantly spread rumors about any guy she liked
>anytime she got a guy I would pretend to be her on social media / phone and tell him to fuck off

There was even a time where I was at a party of hers (wasn't invited but I made my way in). I was in her room going through her panties when she opened the door because she thought she heard something. I had the door semi-blocked so I had just enough time to hide in her closet where I slept for the night

>>36124146
>2004
>12 yr old
>sleeping beside female cousin with big tits
>wake up early
>cousin smells great
>begin jerking my jimmy off, while sniffing her hair
>cousin giggles with her eyes closed
>stop jerking off, and look at cousin
>she's asleep
>continue jerking off
>giggle.png
>wtf is happening
>she's still asleep
>continue jerking off
>this repeats 4-5 times
>blow my load
>sleep again
I never came to know if she was actually awake or not

>>36125364
What the fuck, do you want to get cuckolded or something.

>>36125813
you turned her into a lesbian

>>36136532
>There was even a time where I was at a party of hers (wasn't invited but I made my way in).

Why weren't you invited? She didn't see you there? How'd you escape w/o her or her parents (or roommates) noticing you?

>>36124344
This is fake but to have this idea alone needs a very high autism level, I'm proud of you.

>>36129954
>>36129715
>>36129701
>>36129557

Man wtf wrong with you? Are you fucked in the head?
..get help?

>>36134134
Oscar?
Or failed normalfaggot?

Why do you stalk females, do you stalk males too?

>>36136532
How the fuck did she not hear you in her closet? How dumb was this bitch?

>>36130759

Or people can just mind their own business. You would be equally pissed if someone insulted you for wearing clothes that they dont like. Guess what, you can change your clothing at any time but you still wouldnt do it because of some faggot on the streets being an asshole

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>>36124146
when i was younger i had the habit of hiding in closets and skulking around the house just to see what my family does.

i hid under my step moms bed once and she came into the room and started masterbating.
as a 10 year old kid i didn't know how to react to this so i just hid under the bed listening to her moan and the vibrator buzz until she was finished.
once she was done she got up and went to the bathroom and i ran to my room.

i haven't told anyone else about this to this day

>>36124146
Molested some chick at a concert. Her ass so damn fat and juicy, but I was only squeezing it for like 5 seconds, but she was trying to shake me off and I could see out the corner of my eye that she was frantically looking at the people around her to see who it could be

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>>36130232
>I definitely belong here.
>omg dont rape whores anon!!!
hmm...

>>36136925
Flawless logic. If don't consider that clothes are subjective in terms of attraction and being fat isn't. Clearly it gets to you so why don't you at least work on it a bit so you don't die 30 year earlier than everyone else?

>>36131549
you did good anon, she deserved this

>>36129701
Holy shit yes I do this too. I'll anonymously send them utterly disgusting shit I want them to do to me and what I want to do to them.

Some girl disabled her Tumblr asks because I basically flooded it with posts about wanting to drink milk from her huge Latina tits. She's gotten close to posing nude. If she ever does I'm gonna print the pics out and cum on them and post them and tag her in them. Maybe make a shrine of her pics with my cum on them and send ther to her. I love being a degenerate to women online.

>>36131234
Got any of her dirty panties or did you just cum in her clean panties?

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>>36129715
>> I kill myself two years later
why did I read this at 2 am in my dark apartment

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>>36131204
>>36131317
gat damn

>>36137051
How could she not see that it was you, are you some kind of midget or something

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>>36124146
>Be me around 14
>At friends house for a sleepover
>In the middle of the night I sneak into his hot college-age sister's room (she was away at school)
>Sniff her bed
>Rub dick on her pillow
>Raid drawer and find a thong
>Sniff it
>Stole it and took it home
>Jacked off with it several times
>Even wore it a couple times

I don't feel bad about it. I think many people would consider it "creepy" but to me it just seems like natural pubescent curiosity. It was a decade ago though and I would never do anything like that now.

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>Be like 13
>neighbour of same age lives across the street
>she starts getting undressed and i can see her through a gap in the curtains
>spy on her and jerk off

>>36124146

when i wa in like third grade I woul ask this girl if i coul touch her vagina(I dont remenber how or why she accepted) it esccaleted to me fingering her and eventualy liking it.

I was preety fucked up for a 3rd grader...

>>36137142
>being this incredibly gullible

Jacked off while we were skyping. My camera was not working.

used to stalk my oneitis when I was 16 and then I'd ask stuff like "who gave you that big jacket that you were wearing at school today at 9 am?" on her ask.fm

>>36124146
I used to work at a pool back when I was really young and there was a really hot girl blowing up an inflatable raft and I offered to blow it up for her so I could put my mouth on it and figure out what a girls mouth tastes like

In senior year of high school, I sent a text to my only attractive female friend asking her to be friends with benefits with me.

She just responded "Lol you're so mean..."

she was a qt Indian chick so I thought it was worth the risk

>>36126616
lmao sounds pretty fun desu. brings back memories.

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>be me at 16
>have had a huge crush on a girl for 2 years
>had trouble progressing and talking to her
>best friend finds out I like her
>he comes up with an idea
>tells me to steal her bag and hide it, then when she is looking for it I pretend to help her looking and find it
>think it's a retarded idea
>weeks later I find myself in a situation where it's just me and her bag
>figure I'll just casually move it one level down rather than actually hide it and look suspicious
>"Hey Daphne, are you looking for your bag?"
>"I saw it downstairs earlier, let me get it for you!"
>go downstairs
>bag isn't there
>go to principal and ask if he picked it up
>he tells me shit gets stolen from the first level all the time
>her bag, wallet and phone, easily over 500 euros in total value, were all stolen because of me

I got on friendly terms with her because of this (she didn't know after all), but I always felt extremely guilty over it.

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>all these panty stories

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>My face when reading this thread
Who does male sexuality arouse me so much?

>>36138463
Are you a cute grill? be my gf.

>be me 13 or so
>been friends with this girl for about a year and a half
>getting pretty close
>decide to try dating
>been dating for a week or so
>parents going out bowling
>invite her around to watch some movies
>things going pretty well, end up going into my bedroom near the end
>we get on bed
>pin her down
>start making out
>don't here parents come in
> come in my room and start shouting at us
> she tells her parents that I tried to rape her

I tried tried phoning her several years later but I only get voice mail.

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>>36124146
This happened to me
>get beta orbiter on tinder
>literally only see eachother once
>christmas time arrives
>i have been ignoring him for a month now
>"Can we BLEASE meet again anonina?"
>i say fine so i can dump his ass
>meet up at the central station
>mfw he had bought christmas presents for my cat
>also cinema tickets (not for the cat)
>"the movie is tonight anonina"
>say fine, let's do this
>notice horrible smell inside the cinema
>other people notices it as well
>turns out its my orbiter
>say i need to pee and leave and never return
I know I belong in hell

>>36138827
Why didnt you just tell him to use deodorant?

A few different stories

>Stole countless panties, socks, and bra from my little sisters
>Managed to spy on them in the shower quite a few times. my brother too, because I'm a degenerate bisexual incestuous faggot.

WIth others.
>Was ~14
>Little sister's friend was a precocious whore who had surprisingly large breasts at 12
>We're at a neighborhood barbecue, it's late at night
>All the parents are outside, all the kids are everywhere else
>I'm in the living room watching tv, the girl is next to me passed out
>Rub her breasts lightly and her legs. She doesn't wake up
>Go further, rub those things with my dick, nervous the entire time that someone might see us (but even then I was a budding exhibitionist)
>Suddenly, hear someone coming
>Run to the bathroom and finish off

This was all my friend's sister.

-rubbed my dick on all of her belongings while at their house/put some of my smegma in her water bottle
-masturbated onto the doorknob of her college dorm at like 4am when everyonw was asleep. Did this multiple times, best orgasms of my life, even better than fucking my (by then of 2 years)exgf
-masturbated with/came into her panties

Almost got caught at her house a couple times. Will prob fap with her panties next time I go there.

>>36138827
hey just like that other thread!

>>36131397
Anything and everything posted here is satire and parody, anon. And anyone who would take it seriously is a fool.

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>went to watch the Disney movie 'Moana' at the cinema a few months back
>notice cute girl is also alone watching the movie
>she seems to really enjoy the Rocks character in the movie who is a large and obese Polynesian man
>decide to follow the girl home after the movie
>want to make her fall in love with me
>make a note of her address
>buy a Polynesian flag (I chose the flag of Easter Island)
>for the next 4 weeks every day stand opposite her house draped in the flag
>hope she will come out and speak to me
>she doesn't

In the end I shamed myself by going to her house at night and pouring water under the door to mimic the effect of global warming on that region of the world

feels bad now, desu

>>36124146
Rubbed her developing ass with my finger when we were 15 in the middle of a school assignment. I did it quietly, but I guess bitch secretly liked it because didn't say shit.

>>36139540
you fucking idiot you need a boat too

>>36124146
I came in/on my drunk cousins bare butthole. We always shared her room since we were little and she had fell asleep naked on her side with her buttcheeks kinda parted. I put the tip of my dick right against her asshole, jerked it, and pumped her with cum. We messed around a lot growing up so when she woke up she just took a shower and never bothered me about it

>>36124146
I confessed to a girl and she told all her friends and let one of them turn me down

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>Be me
>2011, sophomore in catholic all-boys school
>At school rave
>Go up behind a girl, think she wants to grind, this is the first time this will ever happen to me in my life
>willIfinallybecomeanormie.jpg
>Start grinding on her, get more adventurous and grope her ass.
>I'm in heaven
>She whips around and give me a finger while mouthing "fuck off"
>See like 5 other guys do what I did with no trouble

Why does it hurt so much lads?

>>36129765
>>36130397
>>36129983
Giving the stories I liked a (you )

>>36131628
>when I got out he asked me if i was fapping with his sis' panties kek
Count on as channer to be tolerant of this, lol

>>36126022
How the fuck he has a chick roomate he isn't banging?

>>36139540
>>36139861
this is the first genuine laugh I've had in a long time. Thanks, lads

>>36124146
quad texting

thinking about it makes me want to kms

on the plus side I have corrected that problem by assuming women hate me and thats why they dont reply.

>>36127052
And I thought I was creep.

>>36130039
>B-but mr. officer she was a just a normie.
I understand you anon but society doesn't work that way.
Then again society is wrong.

>used to go to church (still want to go, but no good church close enough)
>some cute girls at church
>I'm on really good terms with one of the girl's grandparents
>her grandma decides me and her granddaughter should go on a date
>of course I don't decline the offer
>she arrives at my house early
>expect some generic makeup whore
>she actually looks really good
>tell her to wait while I get dressed
>masturbate upstairs and hope she cant hear me over the noise of the television
>go back downstairs
>asks me what took me so long
>tell her I couldn't find my good shirt
>go for second date
>cant control myself and masturbate again just before we are about to leave
>same thing for the third date
>call her for a fourth date
>on the phone she tells me she'll only come if I dont jack off this time
>spill spaghetti on the phone and apologize a dozen times
>words barely leave my mouth
>last thing I want her to talk about on the date is fapping
>she mentions it, tells me she knew because her brothers used to do it all the time
>o-oh

I understand that I was extremely lucky with the way she responded to this.

>honked the titty while she was bending over my desk during math study
or
>Kissed her cheek while spooning

>be 13 at the time
>share bedroom with cousin at family gathering
>she was 23/24 at the time
>still awake at midnight
>fap while looking at her
>at some point she gets up
>moves over to my bed
>puts my dicks inside my underwear
>forcibly moves my hands away from my crotch area and puts them above the blanket
>she goes back to bed
>the adrenaline rush this gave me makes it impossible to fall asleep

>>36131710
Thats normal for people who live in a country so shitty they call there buses "metro"
everyone in those country is possessed by the devil

>>36138156
>easily over 500 euros

take it easy Petar, 500 euros is more than 500 USD and no stupid fucking imagrant is going to carry that kinda of chedder on them

Keep Role Playing Comrade

>>36141531
Did she ever talk to you about it?

>>36141756
No, I think she might have mentioned it my parents or her parents though.

>>36124146
Pissed all over my aunt's dirty laundry. I was like 4, I thought it was hilarious.

>>36130349
How edgy do you think you are on a scale of 1-10?

I could never understand the idea of "creeping"

If a girl told me she lusts after me and wants to do perverted shit with me I'd be giddy

Assuming the person isn't genuinely ugly or fat or diseased, why not?

>>36131008
Lol calm down, tuff gai

>>36141921
man if a girl would come along and rape me that would be nice. Far as I see it I'm just showing reciprocity.

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>>36141921
>Assuming the person isn't genuinely ugly or fat or diseased

>>36141738
Kek, her iphone was like 300-400 euros

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>>36141921
If a girl finds you creepy that means you aren't Chad.

>>36124146
exist in a form that's not attractive or beneficial to her.

>i mean seriously, eww

existed near them

I've made alternate snapchat accounts, added girls from my school and sent them dick pics to see their reaction. I have no regrets.

>>36143788
How did they react?

I used to do the same on another service.

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>>36143788
What was their reaction? Did you ever reveal yourself to anyone with a positive reaction? If not then would you?

>>36124146

The hottest girl in my high school used to sometimes come into the Burger King I used to work at, usually on Fridays after cheerleader practice.

She always ordered a strawberry shake while her friends order diet sodas.

So one Friday I jerked off into an empty cup rin the restroom right before I started my shift and hid the cup by the shake machine.

As soon as I heard her and her cheerleader friends ordering at the drive-thru, I immediately made her special Strawberry cum shake. And it went out the window with the rest of their order.

Sick I know, but she was the hottest girl on the planet, a 20/10, and it made me insane how hot she was. The idea of my cum going inside her, even in this sick manner, overwhelmed all my senses, logic and morality.

Even today, 5 years after it happened, I still get a perverse thrill from it though I know I should be ashamed and remorseful.

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>>36127052
that is fucking incredible

>>36143982
you only did it once?

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>>36124146
I bit my oneitis's exposed shoulder. It was so shiny and I couldnt help my self. Tasted like coconut too.

>>36143972
Stop posting that disgusting kike whore
She can be shoved in an oven for all i care

>>36124146
I have publically masturbated to a girl while making eye contact with her

she was horrified, to say the least, but it was worth it

>>36124146
I used to walk around my campus at night and peep on girls getting changed before sleeping. There was one girl in my apt complex that was naked all the time and she had a phenomenal body and if she was sleeping I'd knock on the window and her front door to wake her up so I could get a good view. I got arrested doing this. Fun times. Got it knocked down to disorderly conduct. I was a drunk heartbroken mess and it was comforting to see a beautiful girl in the same apartment as myself(different unit but same layout) after my fiance of 3 years left me. It was a pretty dark time.

Never would some body purposely do something creepy, that is not how it works, they do not really understand. I have done things I did not understand people said were creepy, and I still do not like that people call things like telling a girl you like her is creepy.

>>36144601
you didnt have to bite it, you could have just sucked on it...

>>36125515

>be me, college sophomore
>always boarded the same train sitting in the same spot because sometimes a pretty girl boarded the same train at the same place - in front of me
>after a while realized we had to be compatible each other, so tried to talk her
>notwithstanding sperglordy, we actually exchange a very few words. My heartrate rallied as the tiny smalltalk went on
>we never made eye contact, btw
>next time I was there again, and as she boarded the train to sit there I realized I didn't need to go through the usual endless mating ritual that normies follow, and being the only two in the compartment I just asked here out of the blue if she was willing to become my gf

Then something unbelievable happened: she smiled, replied the most stuttering "no" you could ever imagine, stood up, and went away. Got off to the very next station, and disappeared in the crowd. College ended without ever seeing her again.

>can't stop thinking about her
>and still do not know her name
>and yet she could be regretting even more than me

>>36125777

>ICQ

man, you're quite an oldfag

>>36146308
>Random creep asks her out of the blue to be his gf
Yeah she's definitely regretting it bud doesn't think you're an autistic creep whatsoever

>>36124146
Mostly accidental, but here:
>Downtown
>Walking to my car after being bored at a bar with people I call friends but don't really do anything with
>A girl up ahead keeps looking back at me
>Must be checking to see how close I am to her
>Notice she keeps going exactly where I need to go to get back to my car
>Eventually she turns around and yells at me to leave her alone
>Conveniently enough she chose to stop and turn around right beside my car
>I tell her I am simply going to my car
>She doesn't believe me
>I unlock it, lights blink, she jumps a little in surprise
>She looks back at me, almost as though she's trying to process the fact that I didn't want to rape her
>She kinda sits there, either in relief or disbelief, just looking at me
>I continue staring back, then break the silence by laughing, and as I walk past to get into my car, I say to her:
>"Don't flatter yourself."
>I enter my car, pull out, and drive away
>Pretty sure she was just standing in the middle of the road, looking at me drive off
She seemed so hellbent on the idea that I was gonna rape her that she was almost disappointed when I didn't.

>>36125813
HA, THIS HAPPENED TO ME, BUT I FUCKED HER LONG BEFORE SHE ACTUALLY MADE HER MIND ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN

>>36126252

I stalked my ex on facebook
- mapped her home/outside pics landscapes
- tried to figure out her address
- spent countless hours on gmaps/streetview without result
- wtf

>then there's this fat girl
>her only pic is her balcony
>sun shadow and surroundings are quite unusual
>less than one hour on gmaps/streetview
>took the train and went there
>texted her a line of a local popular song, in the likes of "get out on the balcony my sweet dear"
>she creeps out and promptly unfriends me and tells me I must disappear from her life
>sigh.mp3
>disappear
>3 years later she texts me "hey, how d'you do?"
>wtf
>seems like she ran out of eligible bf's and was secretly willing to date a former stalker
>turned her down because I hate fat girls and hate way more non-virgin fat girls who want to settle

>>36146456
>She seemed so hellbent on the idea that I was gonna rape her that she was almost disappointed when I didn't.
Moden women in a nutshell

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>>36140957
>>on the phone she tells me she'll only come if I dont jack off this time

my sides blatantly expanding

Told her I love her when she became cold to me.
It was 2 years ago, but I still can't excuse myself for it.

>>36140086
Because he's a failed normie beta fuck like me, that's why we're friends. He's beta orbited a ton of different girls who just use him and as much as I tried to help him he always let them take advantage of him because he honestly thought he'd have a chance

>He's 26 and still a virgin

>>36125777
>top kek
You didn't need the story. Just post this and everyone will know your autistic.

>>36131401
if your stories are true, you are awesome anon, I like you

>be living with girl
>fairly platonically friendly
>not getting laid and becoming pretty perverted in my fapping habits
>decide to sniff her dirty panties one day while stoned and extremely horny
>it actually turns me on a lot almost to an intoxicating degree
>become completely addicted
>do this regularly for like six months
>never cum in them and always leave exactly as i found them
>develop fucked up fantasies where i think about her and jerk off to her pics while i sniff her panties
>have the best orgasms of my life knowing full well how creepy the whole thing is

don't live with her anymore but still fap to the memories pretty regularly

>>36124146
One time i duct taped my gf in the back of my pickup and carved my initals on her left buttcheek, albeit it was consensual and shes into that kinky shit... she broke up with me yesterday actually

>>36126616
are you the hero who punched snookie?

>>36124842
lel
originalio

>made teen ex gf wear pigtails while having s*x
>masturbated to grils feet while she was passed out drunk

fongered my moms friend in back of moms car

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>>36124344
>first IP address is my home address
>IP address
Is she 2D and digital?

>>36148837
Hot, greentext it 4me

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Guess I'll post one. My friend is an indie musician, total qt grill.

The first time I got one of those japanese onaholes, like a real nice one, I was contemplating how to "break it in" and I decided if I could fuck any girl in the world, it'd be her. So I put her music on, stared at pics of her on my phone, and banged the onahole and came in it, calling out her name.

When I talk to her at her shows, I smugly and fondly recall the experience, me fake-fucking her...

>>36146456
god fucking damn

this isnt embarrassing, it's alpha

Got called creepy because I asked a mutual friend to say hi for me. Now I just don't bother.

I need more stories

>>36149012
This is the tamest thing in here. That's not even creepy. It's normal.

>>36149012

Wait, so you just go to one of her shows all the time and tell her about the time you fake-fucked her? You tell it to her, to her face?

Man, I think we might just have a winner here.

>>36150485
nah I just think of it

>>36129954
yeah i hate to tell you this but she didnt enjoy it and shes licking her lips cuz shes fucking nervous as fuck to be near you cuz shes scared youre gonna rape her. youre a fucking moron

i usually just stick to fapping to them although sometimes not so removed as a video or picture like public parks, school, on the plane, 24/7