fuck this shit, who /becoming god tier/ with me
tired of being not the alpha male.
ITT post
> god tier books
> god tier sexual and dating advice
> images of god tier people, how they look, how they behave so we can study them
> god tier gym regimens
> picture of yourself and your problems so we can solve them
Not allowed:
> bitching, moaning, excuses anything counter productive
> inb4 normie / cyborg ree
heartiste.wordpress.com
This site has pretty good advice for introverted guys with beta tendencies. Although the image of alpha male in there seems to be exaggerated, it does have a lot of truths.
>he still hasn't taken the face pill
please try to post content that isn't yours, we dont want your shitty advice, only tried and tested advice from screenshots, books, videos, etc
mandatory advice:
> stand up straight, head held high
> postivie affirmations, mental gymnastics
> gym
> study other alpha males
> do everything you can to hang around alpha males, their qualities will rub off on you
> dont say anything unless you have thoroughly thought about how your words will sound
> practice alpha facial expressions and smile at yourself in the mirror
> get social media and only post pictures of you being dominant
> stop talking to your friends that are losers
> get a haircut and stop dressing like a tramp. Just find an alpha you want to be like and watch videos of them. Copy their facial expressions, clothes, body language etc.
> stop fearing death. dying is better than living a shitty boring life
books:
way of the superior man
48 laws of power
how to win friends and influence people
the definitive guide to body language
also im debating whether or not to start using steroids, pros / cons?
Ok, study this guy and tell which things can i do (objectively) to become good looking
>>36124712
fuck off with your bitching. Maybe you cant become good looking. You dont have to be good looking to be dominant and successful
>>36124693
>> postivie affirmations, mental gymnastics
That's just bullshit.
>> do everything you can to hang around alpha males, their qualities will rub off on you
No they'll just make you their bitch.
>>36124693
>> dont say anything unless you have thoroughly thought about how your words will sound
How to be awkward 101
>> stop talking to your friends that are losers
And be even more alone and worthless than you were before.
>please try to post content that isn't yours, we dont want your shitty advice
Should've read your own post first kid.
>>36124746
There are things you can do to become good looking.
You can use minoxidil to have a better hairline or a better beard, you can start mewing to have a better jaw, you can buy new fit clothes, you can go to the gym.
This thread is about this, why are you bitching?
what's the book i need to read to change my facial structure into chad
You can rub pee all over yourself.
alright I'll play along
What I want to work on
>Beard (probably gonna try minox to grow one)
>Gym
What I have
>Decent social skills
>Good voice
>6'1
let me know if you see anything i can immediately improve
inb4
>shirt
Good, goy, make yourself identical to the other goyim. Want some steroids to help you along, go- I mean, sir? Yes, become the muscle-bound cattle...
>>36124572
> hasnt taken the behaving like a dominant prick will make girls attracted to you pill
>>36124883
youre pretty much there all you have to do is subtly behave like a prick and dont crack any silly jokes. Also tell girls what to do and stand your ground, they will easily follow
>>36125034
This sounds like autistic advice but I'll try it in a random social situation
>>36124829
thought you were being sarcastic
>>36124805
> mental gymnastics is bullshit
no its not
> make you their bitch
you dont have to allow yourself to be a bitch just use it as a learning opportunity. its called planning for the future you idiot
> not talking very briefly instead of randomly blurting out silly shit is awkward
okay youre beyong saving
also keeping losers around is actively making you worse off. Its better to be deliberately alone thatn around people who make your personality worse
>>36124515
>check out my alt-cuck blog guise
>>36124883
I think you'd look better without a beard but you're a qt anyways
This is me currently.
>Age 18 in high school.
>5'10
>Fatty who lost 50lbs. Can't find motivation to lose more weight but I want to be ripped.
>Only look muscular in certain light.
>Look fat in a T shirt
>Get called fat irl and a wannabe bodybuilder.
>Socially awkward and very quiet in my classes.
>If someone does talk to me I give them 3 word responses or not respond at all and just shrug.
>No friends irl, just acquaintances.
>Balls get thrown in my face "accidentally" in PE class or even in regular classes by tennis balls n shit.
>I don't do shit about it.
>I get extremely angry at myself for being a pussy.
>I am addicted to gore/rekt videos and now go on the dark web to find more extreme shit.
>Fantasizing about raping Stacies until they like it.
>Fantasize about torture people.
>Most likely going to enlist in infantry after high school. Zero interest in going to college and repeating the same hell.
>I am a loser who sucks at sports and has never achieved anything.
How do I fucking fix myself?
>>36125579
how in the fuck are you fat exactly?
>>36125401
I don't know I think I'd look good with a beard, I have an imagine of what I may look like in my head and it makes me happy. Also I think I look too feminine without one and that isn't attractive or so 4chan tells me.
>>36124693
>heartiste.wordpress.com
Steroids, if they don't fuck you up in the short-term, are guaranteed to ruin you in the long-term, hormonally and otherwise.
>>36124469
who is this guy hes godlike
>>36125713
For Chads, you must be this lean to be considered /fit/ or you're a fat fuck.
And the light helps me look leaner than I am.
>>36125579
>heartiste.wordpress.com
stop watching weird shit
respond aggressively when people challenge you
hit the gym
make sure you get into a good college
immediately dissociate yourself from anyone that people consider a loser, they will drag you down
throw a party
>>36124693
>> stop talking to your friends
ha ha, g-good one
Been becoming god tier a while.. starts getting weird when you start to make it..
>>36126099
> continually fraternising with low value people
have fun learning bad body langauge, bad interests, not being around girls and not networking to improve your social standing
>>36126115
then we could use your tips dont you think
>>36126136
fraternising with people
ha ha, g-good onenormie leave
>>36125803
yeah i wont its cool
>>36126162
no, you leave.
the thread is called becoming /god tier/ not /hopeless/.
its a given that many of us wont make it
>>36126224
>us
fuck off
>>36126268
what's the problem with
>us
>>36126158
sure. "You either want it or you don't, and words mean little in either scenario."
>>36126085
>Go to good college.
Don't feel like going to college, I want to man up and do something dirty but honorable for once. The Marine corps won't allow me to be a pussy and I figure I will come out a stronger more confident, disciplined person, especially infantry. I need to learn to be aggressive, it will get me further.
>Go to gym
I already go to the gym and lost 50lbs, i just can't find the motivation to diet again and finish what I started, I am undisciplined as fuck.
>They will drag you down.
I deserve to be dragged down, it's a consequence for being a weak fuck.
>Throw a party.
I have zero friends or any type of social life. I am asocial and can't talk to anyone properly, how in the fuck would an outcast like me be able to throw a party? Perhaps a fucking LAN party.
>>36124693
>how to be ALPHA
>be strong
>be yourself
this has to be satire
Yeah 99.9999% of you shouldn't even try
you pretty much have to already look like this dude >>36124883 to even attempt this bullshit
ITT: delusional ideals of grandor fueled by past failures
It's good you're growing as a person, but don't forget that at the end of the day you're a dump ape trying to beat a bunch of other dumb apes that honestly won't ever give two shits about you.
>>36124883
you're qt would boyfriend you up
444
not a single alpha was made through anything like this
>>36126996
Grandeur is only delusional if you don't allow adequate time. In time all things are possible.
>>36127132
are you even a g(irl)
3333
>>36127661
why do you care?
originalssss
>>36127812
because I am no homo(sexual)
>>36127834
Okay my mistake sorry you look like a fag brah.
>>36127905
an unfortunate mistake on the part of my genetics
>>36127949
nah never Chad maybe Nerd Chic
>>36124469
>learning how to be an """alpha male"""" from a book
ya, if you just memorise a few aphorisms, follow an easy 12-step checklist and mimic some "god-tier people' you'll be chad in no time!
>>36124693
Some of this is gonna make me even more autistic than I already am.
>>36124693
>Unironically learning how to be an alpha male from a 4chan infographic, written by some omega shut-in
HOLY FUCK
What the fuck does this shit even mean?
>Know yourself
>Be yourself
>Always have goals
>Be strong
WOW, what groundbreaking shit!
And what's this obsession with the gym you /r/TheRedPill wannabes all have?
I guess because it can be boiled down to
>follow this tried and true workout routine
>stick to this proven diet
>become super attractive
i guess theres comfort in having "chad-hood" a few easily quantifiable steps away??
>>36124693
>PRACTICE ALPHA FACIAL EXPRESSIONS IN THE MIRROR
IM LITERALLY DYING OMG
>>36128615
Roastie please.
People are allowed to improve themselves.
>>36128647
LMAO go practice some more alpha facial expressions
ahahahhahahahah
Once you guys get laid and get a gf, looking like a chad becomes low on the priorities list. I rarely even go to the gym anymore.
Also how does being a good looking dude who does roids make you a god? I mean yea they look good but some of you "straight" guys sound like you'd suck chad off.
>>36128629
Roastie, are you the one having to deal with all the bullshit of betas being forced to be alphas to stand a chance in dating (meanwhile you can be as beta as can be)?
No? Then enjoy EZ Mode and stop tearing down people trying to adapt to this bullshit.
Also, I get to pick and choose what I follow. The practice facial expressions part does sound silly.
>>36127221
Good, I'll be the first then.
>>36124469
What can I do to ascend to god tier?
Can I even get there?
>>36128949
>ginger
>ascend to god tier
Not a chance. Sorry dude.
>>36129201
Damn. At least I'm 6'3.
>>36128949
Yeesh, not a hope in hell, my man.
>>36128949
Dude I know you. I come into your work all the time. You call the place the "station".
You are never gonna be god tier but you carry yourself alpha as fuck, you defiantly dominate your co-workers. My girl says you'd be better having that beard off.
Thanks for always smiling. I love when we get you at the "station".
I'm>>36124883
>>36128949
I think the people saying you have no hope are wrong. Slim down and let your jawline show more, shave the beard to a stubble maybe. You actually have good facial features just a bit overweight. Not sure what these guys are on about.
>>36129426
Thanks. Flag me down next time you run through.
>>36129463
Again, thanks. I was feeling down.
>>36129522
Look, I feel mean for saying you had no chance. You do, you just won't be a bronzed greek god like the guys in the pictures, but honestly, I'm a girl and I'd date you over them. You seem kinder, kind of like you'd be a nice cuddly person.
Maybe aim for viking instead of Greek Hero?
I don't post on /r9k/, never had, only lurked, and haven't been on this board for years now. No idea what brought me here today.
I'm trying OP, lost almost 10kg in 3 months. From 93kg to 83kg. No gym either. Just biking, push ups and pull ups and work, and I decreased my food intake/tried eating healthy/substituted candy and shit with veggies and fruit.
It doesn't even show that well because I had fat distributed fairly evenly across my body. I still need to lose 5-10kg to get to a decent body fat %. I'm going to the gym next week to take it to the next level hopefully.
Note; I tried taking the pic from the same angle as the "before" one except I fucked up. It's not the most flattering angle either as I do have pics that are older than the "after" one and look better desu.
I'm
>>36124883
>>36129598
Since you claim to be a girl do you think i have a chance?
>>36124469
stop calling things god tier would be a good star
>>36129631
You look like you might be a bit of a douche (you seem to have that fratboy overlay), but many girls like that. I don't, but you certainly have a chance with a lot of girls.
>>36129598
AH SHIT! Now I'm back on top! Will try for cuddly viking. Thank you.
>>36129671
I'm really not a douche but thanks for the response.
>>36129686
I'm >>36128949
Dude trust me, you are no douche. Not just from your reply but from your original post.
>>36129686
I'm not saying you are, it's just that you seem like that, mainly because you took the fuckboy angle picture. I'm sure if I got to know you from anything but the picture, I'd think you were nice. But anyway, you are pretty attractive, and your eyes are really unusually coloured and nice.
>>36129729
Thanks man, you seem cool too.
>>36129762
I can see where you're coming from. Thanks.
>>36129618
Its not going all that smoothly either, thanks to my great genetics my kidney and tit fat are lingering ther longer than I would have want them to be while my stomach is flattening faster in comparison.
Not seeing some people for a year+ and them asking me if I gained weight and commenting on my stomach was a wake up call, that and everyone in my family is a fatass or on their way there (rip bro). Now its just a sense of regret as to why I haven't done this 5+ years earlier.
That being said I feel a lot better in general.
>>36129677
Hey I'm the guy who knows you. Sorry for what I said.
My girlfriend's friend knows Sara from your work and says shes crushing on you. Hope that helps.
>>36129598
>girl
Post pic are u qt
>>36129825
Dude keep up the work. Trust me, being fat SUCKS. Worst mistake of my life.
>>36129862
Nigger Sara or Blond Sara? Either way that's a huge boost to my ego.
>>36129862
Oh, also thanks for the honest feedback. My feelings and reality are two separate things. No point to apologize.
>>36129908
Nigger Sara.
origniallaolol
>>36129943
Thanks my dude.
Originally
>>36129908
>Dude keep up the work. Trust me, being fat SUCKS. Worst mistake of my life.
T-thanks man.
The worst is that I turned into skinny fat, and not just fat, fucking ashamed of wearing a shirt or going to the seaside, pool or whatever. It's not like people were digging at me for it, but its that awkwardness when they don't mention the fact you're an ugly pudgy fatass out of politeness but you know they think it. I'm still far from decent, but the fact it is better motivates me to keep going.
>>36130117
Dude I'm really glad to see you making a positive change in your life. Keep this way and mad pussy and gains await.
>>36130278
I don't even have a special desire for mad pussy, I haven't had sex in 7 years, I got used to rubbing one out like a man. Women make the world harder than it has to be and brought me literally nothing but pain. I don't resent them mind you, it's just that it never works out.
I also went from NEET to full employment, invested some money into neckbeardcoins and started to socialize more often. Might as well put it out there while we're at it.
We're all gonna make it senpai
>>36124469
>Be me, decided to become /godtier/ 1 year ago
>Go to gym 4 times/week
>Develop nice muscles
>Start tot feel more confident
>Lost my virginity afterparty 9 months of doing fitness
>Many dates since then
Pic related is me. Don't mind my messed up hair, just came out of the shower.
It's kinda sucks that my abs are not really symmatrical and that I have a small dent in my right pec, so I can never become fully godtier.
>>36124469
>>>/adv/
kill yourself on the way
Do you really all think being alpha is having muscles and sex?
>>36129825
G Y N O
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do you have hard lumps under your nipples? Looks like you have gynecomastia
>>36131321
Nope, my nipples feel empty, but I have obvious tit fat. I was at like 30%, if not more, body fat, it was inevitable, now I'm trying to get rid of them. If I'd have to guess I'd say I'm between 15-20-25% right now but honestly I don't know as I never bothered getting it checked. Granted my nipples do get bigger and puffier at times. I don't really have a good pic of it because my apartment, and the bathroom specifically, is always coldish and they get hard when I take my shirt off.
Tbh it doesn't help the fact I do actually have some muscles underneath the titty fat which makes it look fucking worse (but at least I can jiggle them hehe). I'm not even going for a greek god or some shit, just to look decent and presentable enough to feel good about myself again.
All that being said I'm more bothered by my kidney fat because it widens my hips and takes any semblance of a V shaped torso away.
I-I used to be skinny and fairly athletic, did sports and what not, before I got fat and fucked up my life in a variety of other ways. This is me trying to get back on track instead of killing myself.
>>36125579
from this pic your face looks 10/10
also ex fatty here, keep going
Here I am
For sure I wanna grow out my beard and lose some of my baby face. Also I need a workout plan anyone got any ideas?