What the actual fuck are men suppose to say during sex? a women

At least you're not German. My rule is that dirtytalk has to be in English because its physically impossible for me to do dirty talk in German without my penis shrivelling up with cringe

>Oh ja Fotze nehm meine dreckige ficksahne

Should probably move back to Britain to avoid this shitty language desu

Talk about hockey.

>god you're so amazing
>oh my god that feels amazing
>that feels so fucking good
>you are so fucking amazing
>you like that?
>ohh yeah
>can I put it in your ass?
>please?

all these are acceptable, and you should whisper them

do you think

'i love being inside of you'

is cringy or no?

>>36123488
I'm pretty dominant.

The last girl I fucked I said
>Beg me for it
>Say my fucking name
>Tell me who fucks you better (she has a boyfriend, she said me tho :^])

I also tend to sprinkle in a a few "oh fuck" or just moan their name a couple of times.

Guys aren't really supposed to be noisy as shit. Don't worry about it. Just do your thing, jellybean.

>>36123717
My vagina just shriveled up like a raisin.
Never say that.

You don't say anything. You just fuck her.

>>36123488
Are you fucking retarded?

You can't tell her to take it like the little slut she is?

Women love that shit

>>36123745
really, that bad?

what is good then?

otherwise i'm just going to be silent

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Say "Ufufufufu I'm making such an embarrassing face. What's this? My dick is melting!"

>>36123682
none of this garbage is acceptable unless you want to sound like an insecure fag who's getting his dick wet as a pitiful mercy ritual

I dunno I just grunt a lot.

>>36123799
this
call her a dirty slut, they love that shit

You don't say anything. You act. You grab their hips ass or boobs and squeeze. You pound them harder. Spank their ass, grab their hair, choke them. The only reason women say dirty shot is to get you more turned on so you fuck them harder cause they are enjoying it. If they aren't saying shit then you aren't driving them crazy and either you won't see them agian or your sex life will be boring and they'll find it somewhere else where it's more exciting

>>36123799
>>36123829


this t b h


origami

>>36123829
who are you fucking, goddesses? plain/ugly girls love shit like that

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>>36123725
>Beg me for it
>Say my fucking name

did she beg Garrett to leave her alone ?

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>>36123622
This is my favorite among all the posts in this thread

>>36123864
my girlfriend is a literal 9/10, so there's that.

>inb4 leave normie. I'm helping you guys out not to sound like begging incels

>>36123911
sure she is sport

>>36123799
>"take it you little slut"
okay how many times can you say that during the course of sex?

"take it you lil slut"
do you just keep repeating this

>>36123911
She's probably a 6.5/10 max. You just perceive her as being more attracted in your head because she's yours.

>>36123911
>literal
now I don't believe you, I'm guessing 6, 7 tops

I think I would be unable to resist telling a girl how much I want to impregnate her.

>>36123934
>>36123937
>>36123943
>>36123944


Gee, you sure changed my mind guys, I should have known robots would know better than me

>gf is 17
>I'm 27
>make her call me daddy and tell me how old her pussy is
>she constantly tells me to cum in her young pussy
God I love she's so nasty

>>36124023
> she's so nasty

That was the cringiest thing i've read all day, anon. If you think that's ''teh nasty stuff'' I've got bad news for you

>>36123488
this reads like a poem for some reason

like a poorly translated poem

'oh yeah, you like it when i diddle your piddle?'
'oh fuck' i'm loving these titties, and that clitty'
'oh, i'm gonna conclude'
'you like this finger-licking dicking i'm giving you girl?'
'you want my gravy? you want it all up in you shorty?'

you are welcome

>>36123602
Du sprichts mir aus der Seele.
Maybe it just the shitty dubbed oldtime porn, not that modern manages to sound any better with those g3 wannabe doms. But damn it german seems such a fucking awkward language for dirty talk.

>>36124054
audibly kekked, thanks my fellow anon

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>>36123799
I should say "are you fucking retarded" during sex? Are you sure girls like that?

>>36123622
kek'd
this is top shelf dirty talk

>Holy macaroni!
>Gee whiz, my pecker's really achin'!
>I sure could go for a milkshake!

>>36124092
Guaranteed. Sprinkle some of that ''You've got Downs and going down on me, that's the ironyyy''

your phone won't stop ringing afterwards

>>36123488
how about
>I love you

Both women and men should just shut the fuck up during sex. I hate porn where people open their stupid mouths. Unless its something romantic like a puke porno scene that is escalating from a romantic dinner into a pukefest of course.
Otherwise any "fuck me harder" or "Im cumming!" shit just makes me cringe hard and kills my boner.

>>36124173
She's wet and horny and taking it and wants to know she's taking it like the best dicktaker in the world at the moment

Anon says ''i love you''

wew lad

>>36124209
no one cares about your dumb porn, faggot. This is about real life sex

>>36124173
why are you making it serious you faggot?

now all i can think about is how i will never have amazing sex with a woman, culminating in us telling each other we are in love with one another

thanks, dick

>>36124214
just say it beforehand or directly afterwards then and just stay silent during intercourse

it works tho

>>36123808
Default silence/heavy breathing does fine
A little grunting is good
Some girls are partial to male moaning, but I don't know how common that is, that might be personal bias

>>36123745
you're a guy though, did you mean 'my boiclit'?

>>36124233
Talking during real sex is even worse. I've had sex exactly two times, during both my boner was killed by the stupid shit the girl would say. One called my name which made me cringe so hard I nearly shattered my teeth, the other one said "your breathing sounds so good" and I stopped to think "what the fuck is she on about?" and once again my boner was killed.

Yes, I'm a failed normie and no I wont leave.

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>On vacation in Russia
>Had sex with Russian girl
>She spoke little to no English
>Passionately whispered random bullshit that has nothing to do with sex in her ear
>You know what my favorite animal is? Yeah, it's snakes. They're so...cool.
>I can't wait to eat barbecue when I go back home
>I pledge allegiance to the flag...
>Do you feel lucky today?

She didn't suspect a thing

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>>36123488
>Get far into sex
>Make no noise
>Scream rape repeatedly
>Cum
>She gets arrested for rape, you get to cum
It's the perfect plan OP

There's no talking in real sex, unless something is hurting or boring

Just yell to cover up the noise of your farts

>>36123488
>this is why male porn stars are quiet

Male porn stars are quiet because the woman is the star of the porn shoot. The 99% men who are watching porn are self-inserting as the man and hearing another man's voice ruins the fantasy. That's why the man in porn shoots is basically a dick robot.

>>36123998
Oh wow, yeah you're right. I guess you were right after all. Lol, hi Chad!

>>36124314
BEST ONE YET

fugg origame

>>36124314
This is cool. I hope to do this one day.

>>36123945
>hey, babe, I'm glad this couch pulls out, cuz I don't

>>36124261
Say "thank you. I love you" before AND after.

>>36123488
>Have you been in this position?

This is r9k mate, literally no one.

No but honestly I say "fuck" and "oh yeah" a lot. I honestly don't think about it

>>36123488
you occasionally say "fuck" or "oh fuck" sort of under your breath barely loud enough for her to hear

You spend the rest of the time choking her out like the whore she is

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>>36123897
Now why would you post this anon?

>calling her a slut or whore
>choking her

Is sex really like this?
I just want to love somebody.

>>36124629
If you really loved her you'd call her a slut and choke her.

>>36124662
I would if it mad her happy.
But I'd rather hold her close and tell her I love her.

>>36124629
Girls hate themselves, the only time they reveal that is when they're too horny to hide anything
Girls are only honest during sex
Choke her, call her a slut, and tell her she's yours
That's what all girls want
Only during sex though

>>36124687

Oh innocent anon

You hold them tight and tell them you love them when you hug them before and after sex

You call them sluts and fuck them hard during sex

They love both

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>>36124314
>fucks a Russian girl
>whispers the Pledge of Allegiance in her ear while he's doing it
True American patriot

>>36124687
That comes after you've satisfied her need to feel thoroughly degraded and used.

>>36123937
why don't you watch that male porn star manuel ferrara or whatever his name is. he says a lot of stuff

>>36124662
This Anon gets it, my ex loved this shit like nothing else. we were both virgins when we got together. It doesn't matter. Almost every girl has severe Daddy issues, they love to get choked out by "Daddy".

After the first choke-fucking l gave her she like fucking swooned, no shit "oh anon l let you hurt me. but you know how to hurt me just right, l love you so much" Chicks are fucking crazy man holy shit

"lt's only smells"

>>36123866
No. She turned away from me when I went to kiss her but she gave me a big hug. I think I #madeherday

>>36124760
>her need to feel thoroughly degraded and used

Why are women like this?

Here are some good ones
>your baby room is squeezing on my penis so hard, if you continue this, I'm going to...
>I'm fucking "insert her name here"'s pussy!
>Braap for me!

>>36123827
sounds like you took shrooms

>>36124727
>>36124728
>>36124797
I'm positive that a major factor in my complete lack of success with women is that I'm incredibly uncomfortable acting this way.

>>36124899

You don't behave like that in any other situation, anon. Only during sex when she's comfortable with it and likes it because they know you don't literally think that of her.

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>>36123488
I dirty talk like all the time few of my best lines.

Was that a fart, your disgusting!
Why are you sa ugly when naked.
Why what a disgusting pussy.
I am about to gag your pussy is like bad tuna!
I am gonna hurl gurl.
Your titties are crooked, pathetic!
I wanna break up.

they work everytime!

How about this ask her what she likes and dont be a pussy. The supposed chad in here with the 9/10 girl is talking shit about being a pro but he cant even ask his girlfriend if she likes being called a dirty slut.

>>36123488
Anything from here
https://youtu.be/-fwp8QrK1V4

>moans/groans
>that's so hot
>just like that
>move your hips into me
>yes fuck

>>36124899
Hey man so was l. At first it was:
>"Make love to me, Anon"
And slowly just became
>"Whos fucking hole is this you whore?"
>"its Daddys hole! umph"
>"thats fucking right"

l was lucky enough to get kinda eased into it over a couple years, l think having sex with woman ruins how you feel about them in general. Before l ever got laid l was super nice to chicks, watched what l said, asked them if they needed something. Now l just don't give a shit at all. Most of the time l'd just rather not talk to them at all

>>36125025
>don't literally think that of her
Damn... oops.
I could pull off the "mean sex, but nice all the rest of the time" but that's because I wouldn't respect her.

Wait, you're not supposed to recite hentai lines?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>I'M CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>*pant pant*

>>36125027

Some random robot implied I was a Chad, never claimed such a thing.

I've been with my gf for nearly 7 years and getting married to her soon, I'm pretty sure i know what she likes more than you.


I've got one more line for you as a thanks for being such a newfag.

Try telling them ''Is this a cream custard underneath you or is it the cumcrusts I've been leaving on my sheets for years cause i'm a wanker''

I specially tailored it to your own case, anon

>YOU LOOK SO FERTILE

>>36123488
The only sound you can make is link related right when you finish
https://youtu.be/E1wcuoxs4mU

>>36125097
Y years and still didnt ask her, wow, boy your some kind of pussy. Have fun with being to embarrassed about your shit to get dirty.

Just stick to tailoring yourself a bib so your girlfriend can treat you like a child and hold your hand and tell you that she just loves your boring ass during sex.

Also cream custard? weak shit man real weak.

>>36123488
You're supposed say

"Bitch sit down!"
"Be humble"

between moans

>>36125097
wtf why are you so mad

>>36125160
kek

Orinanal borhagial

>My name is Van
>I'm an artist
>I'm a performance artist
>I'm hired for people to fulfil their fantasies
>their deep, dark fantasies

see what happens

The only acceptable thing to yell during sex is REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36123602
This is the funniest joke ever created by a German. Pretty good tbqh

>you're such a good slut/whore
>I'm going to breed you like a bitch
>tell me how much you love my cock
>let daddy take care of you
etc

>>36125141
I know you're joking but this is hot.

From the few experiences I've had, I tend to just whisper in her ear, talk about how hot I think she is, what I'm gonna do to her, etc. This is basic stuff and is probably the easiest part of sex.

>>36125180
And then she responds
> anon, you do not amaze me

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Oh /r9k/ how low you have fallen...

Our time is at an end Robots.

This thread has been a barrel of keks. I've not laughed this hard at a thread on 4chan in a long time. Thanks robots.

"Your pussy's so fucking tight/wet."

"You like that dick?"
>Yeah!
"Of course you do, you dirty little whore."

"I'm gonna cum all over those beautiful tits."

Don't fucking talk the whole time. Make them suck you finger during. And for some damn reason, they like occasional eye contact and general face closeness.

>>36123488
Whisper in her ear
>You're so sexy baby, I want to give you the ol' Lickaroo

>shut up
>Shhhhhh

That's my repertoire

>>36123682
>please
Pussy ass bitch

>>36123488
Tell her that you're going to get her pregnant unless she kick and fight you off of her and then restrain her best you can until you dump your load inside her.

>>36123488
Fembot here
I'm a virgin but I usually imagine the man having a pompous old English voice and saying things such as
>do not struggle
>ahhh so beautiful
>stop misbehaving
>we're going to have so much fun
>I'll treat you very nicely
>it will not hurt I promise
>ssshhhhh
Or him laughing
Most of the words are said through moaning or softly spoken at close proximity.
I don't have daddy issues and an repulsed by incest

>>36124899
My wife basically stats cumming the second I start to choke her

>>36124899
these guys are telling you bullshit anon. Most girls are vanilla and won't like this. Real life isn't porn.

>>36128401
Does it help when she is struggling with anal and you tell her to relax???

>>36123488
don't say anything. just moan when there's pleasure

>>36123488
>What the actual fuck are men suppose to say during sex?
"Would you like to buy some cotraceptives?"

>>36128555
You're a nigger and a virgin.

Ive banged 55 girls. 99 percent of them love getting choked. My current gf likes when I spit in her face during sex and call her a whore. She calls me "daddy" without prompting.

I once fucked a Mexican girl whose English wasn't very good so I sang Yellow Rose of Texas while I fucked her.

>>36128555
You've obviously never been with a woman

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>>36128401
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>do not struggle
>ahh so beautiful
>it will not hurt i promise

>>36128555
>Most girls are vanilla and won't like this
Opinion polls regarding fetishism among women say otherwise. Provide proof or fuck off.

>>36123682
This... is literally niceguy talk.

Just tell her what to do and to keep doing what you like, even help her do it like grab her head and stuff. Your job is to establish dominance and control of her. You would know this if you weren't all /lowtest/

Only acceptable things to say:
>ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL
>SHAKE THAT BUTT, HERE COME THE NUT
>WTF I'M GAY NOW?

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>>36128401
Leave bitch. There's no such thing as a "fembot".

No. All of it.

I grunt and swear the whole time. Usually say "fuck". I was with a girl who liked when I said shit like, "you like that?".

Besides that the only thing I say is what I want her to do next. "Get on your back", "harder", etc.

> tfw i think it's hot when men dirty talk
> men never talk in porn
I guess it's for the best - they'd probably just say stupid shit.

Iunno OP, say how sexy you find her.

I don't know anything about this but people usually only say cringeworthy shit in porn so you should probably shut the fuck up.

>>36123488
Many iterations of "you're the prettiest girl ever" and "I love you" for me.
I learned to kiss her a lot so I don't have to say things. Also, kissing is fun.

>>36123488
>UUNNNGH YEAH GURRL TAKE MY COCK
>YEAH YOU LIKE MY CUM DON'T YOU BITCH
>TAKE IT ALL YOU DIRTY SLUT
>HOW YOU LIKE MY FUCKIN DICK YOU DIRTY BITCH
>FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUUUUUCK YEAH

etc

>>36123488
Why would you, a robot especially, want to TALK during sex? Of all things in life I want to do, talking during sex is near the bottom. I'm a virgin, yeah.

>>36124314
Sugoi post oniichan if I have the chance I'll do this

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>>36123717
>>36123682

These sound fine to me
Except the ass part, since you can't just do that randomly without preperation


>>36124629
Most girls don't really like that and want the same as you.
It's just that there's this vocal minority of guys and girls talking about it and everyone seems to have accepted that as the truth. Sure there's rough porn out there, but there's plenty of vanilla videos, too.


All in all moaning, whispering and complimenting your partner (aka being vocal, but not annoyingly so) seems to be the norm

Why do you normies post on our board? Can you get the fuck out?