>That one kid who sodomized a girl with a pencil in 6th grade.
>That one kid who brought a homemade IED to school.
>That one kid who got tasered by police during passing period.
>That one kid who shot and killed someone over a phone. (Actually happened)
>>36123481
>Kids openly wearing Nazi imagery in public now
Won't be long now bros, and we'll be marching through the streets, hunting commies.
>>36123481
>that one kid who got caught with nudes of his gf on his phone in high school which caused the local police department to come in and lecture us on how it was still pedophilia and child pornography even though they were the same age and that you shouldn't share nudes with your significant other because it's illegal even though it's legal to see them nude in person and have sex with them
>That one kid who hung himself at school, his mother later killed herself too.
>>36123522
Can't wait until we can finally hang all the degenerates
>>36123528
>that one kid who asked the sex ed professor what he should do if he has underage nudes of his girlfriend while sitting next to his girlfriend
>>36123572
>that one sex ed professor who said, well I'd have to take a look to determine if it's illegal or not
>>36123481
>that LITERALLY SINGLE KID IN HIS ENTIRE CLASS that was a virgin
>>36123641
>that autistic kid that raped his best friend so that both would lose their virginty
>>36123704
Kekkk im dying (oringalo)
>>36123532
>that one kid that randomly died every year once high school started
>>36123481
>That one kid who sodomized a girl with a pencil in 6th grade.
Story? That can't be real.
>that one kid who tore his cellphone apart and started cutting himself with the metal pieces inside it
What the fuck was his problem?
>>36123522
Every day I've been dreaming of hunting down antifags and gommies with my brethren in the name of greater Europa. I'm fucking ready
>that one kid who never spoke to anyone and was basically ignored
he now lurks "that kid" threads wishing he was "that kid" because non-existence haunts him.
>>36123481
>That one kid who sodomized a girl with a pencil in 6th grade.
Storytime op
>that kid that got caught masturbating in the library to the guiness book of world records
>>36123961
haha, what a loser. I at least fapped to the book about sex where there are pictures of naked ladies.
>That one Stacy who got what was coming to her and her reputation and status went down the toilet in the final year.
>That one kid who tased a cop
>That one kid who pulled out a pube and left it on the table to prove he hit puberty
>It was during lunch
>>36123481
>that one kid who pissed on the track in the middle of running practice
>tfw his name was Tinkle
It almost sounded too perfect to be true but I saw him on the side of the track happily whizzing away before going back to running like nothing was wrong
Also fondly remembered:
>that kid who just would say to random girls in the hall "Hey. Your face. I like that shit" and would continue walking
>that kid who was into car shit and would say "it's a dipstick, ya dipstick" when someone would ask him what his dipstick was
>that kid who unironically wore a trenchcoat fully aware of the implications they carry in a midwestern high school
>that kid who would talk for hours on end about classic rock and who fucking adored the Eagles
All good people.
>>36123641
>That kid that everyone said he was probably still a virgin but he likely had sex before all of them and judging by everyone elses sex stories they were clearly making it up from stuff they saw from porn.
>that one kid who threw rocks at a passing police car
>that same kid who stabbed himself with a safety pin in art class
His lore continues...
>that kid who's time at the school ended with him stealing the gay kid's phone, before emptying a bottle of piss in someone's locker
>see him a few years later, stealing bourbon from a convinece store
>That one kid who got suspended for making a Columbine joke in class
>The kid who was picked second from last rather than last as he was the lesser of two evils.
Me.
>That one kid who would put his jacket over his head and watch porn in the middle of Chinese class
He didn't even jerk his girkin, he would just watch it
>That one party that everyone talked about and said it was awesome and a ton of people got drunk for the first time and of course you weren't invited to but others would talk about it around you and you'd feel left out
>That other party that was a complete mess and stirred a ton of drama and a ton of bad shit happened at it and it sounded like some scary shit
>>36123892
Kid was mentally retarded, I didn't see it personally but it was a huge incident that told around th bschool by teachers and students. The retarded kid was going through puberty and had raging hormones, he didn't know what to do with it. One time he grabbed me and tried to kiss and I shoved him to the ground and ran out the bathroom, but this one girl wasn't so lucky. He was working outside and his tutor left, he cornered this one girl with his pencil still in hand and jammed it under her jeans and up her cooch. Pencil broke in half inside her and blood was on the floor as she sobbed. Security tackled his ass and police arrived. He was sent away and never seen again.
>>36125205
Oops wrong tag
>>36123915
>>36123825
>that kid who would walk into the middle of the main hall of the high school and grab girls asses during passing periods
>he would always try to get you to do it with him
>That kid that tried to get you into heroin
>>36123878
to bad you're the shitty minority and probably a giant wet pussy
>>36123991
>that one book that featured illustrations of underage girls including one of a girl bending over in front to a mirror to look at her vag
>>36124279
>Chinese class
Are you Chinese and talking about language/literature or did you learn mandarin or whatever as a language at school?
>>36125285
Oh no! I've been found out!
>>36125205
Damn son, would suck to be her
>>36124015
Greentext, please?
Fuckyou original
>>36125304
Sauce my nigga
Original request senpai
>>36125455
For you, my oregano friend
>That kid who'd piss on walls and try to write his name.
>That kid who wrote "life is shit" on a bathroom wall
>With her own poo
She had really nice hair
>That kid who got caught in the middle of class jacking of to Spongebob
>That kid who brought his butterfly knife to school and showed everyone and somehow didn't get expelled
>That other kid who whipped out a knife on the bus and did get expelled
>That kid who would always be walking around the halls no matter what and you'd never see him in class.
>>36123481
>That one kid who everyone thought was homosexual
...was me :(
>>36123481
>That one kid who never went to school
FML I am forever scared and my existence is suffering.
>>36125538
I think this was where a lot of my problems started
HE'S WEARING THE ARMBAND ON THE WRONG ARM
>That one kid who tried to be edgy but FUCKED HIMSELF FOR WEARING THE ARMBAND ON THE SALUTING ARM
>>36123481
>That one kid who moved in with his Aunt in Columbine, Colorado and on his first day of high school he asked to see the blood stains
Good times.
>those Stacies who died in a car accident when they were drunk driving home from a party
And everyone acted like it was a national tragedy for the next few months.
>>36123805
Usually round about October, right?
>>36124234
Me too (my best friend was the last, but I was a little bit taller)
> it was no consolation
>>36123481
>that kid at lunch who saw a blonde girl and started smashing the table and yelling "I FUCKING WANT HER"
was me
she didnt notice because the lunch room was very loud
though I did look at her and she looked at me
>that one kid who would trace over pictures of Krystal from Starfox that he got from google images before showing said pictures to large groups of people and proclaiming "If I was Sonic the Hedgehog I would bang this".
He was some kind of autistic.
>>36123704
Fucking hell kekk
>the two special ed kids who were inseperable and always wandering the halls on some kind of mission
One was tall, skiiny and autistic and the other was short, fat, deformed and had some kind of mental retardation. They were like Beavis and Butt-head.
>that one kid who overdosed during standardized testing and had to be carted away on a gurney.
>>36123528
>it was still pedophilia and child pornography even though they were the same age
What did he say
I never would imagine someone actually trying to argue for that logic
>that one kid who sexually assaulted multiple girls and got away with it every time because he was autistic
>that one kid who beat up a kid in class, had to get dragged into the office, but pushed a teacher down, ran outside, and drove home
>that one kid that jumped off the bleachers and broke his leg
>that one tranny kid who kept identifying as male but still dressed like a woman
>that crossdressing gay kid with aspergers who tried to get his way in everything and threw a fit when he didn't
>those kids who heiled in unison at every assembly
>that teacher who knocked your food out of your hands for laughs
>that freshman thot who always had a new enabler every 2 weeks
>>36129968
>that kid who got his fucking leg crushed in the folding bleachers
>that kid who shat himself in class
>same kid would slide on the wet grass right in between a girl's legs to stare at her panties
>same kid would destroy every electrical appliance he touched in my house
>same kid hated dogs and would kick them
>showed me House of the Dead, rotten dotcom and other such crap
>is now a doctor in our town, has a gf
>>36123481
In a weird way these threads make me ok with my virginity. I was home schooled so no that kid stories for me. I can now realize I missed out on a lot of things in life especially socially relAted things
>>36123481
>that kid that committed a school shooting and failed
>that one kid who died randomly, and everyone would then pretend to have been their friend for sympathy/attention
>that kid who brought a bag full of his dad's used beer bottles and started chucking them at the school
He brought in like 8 or 9
>>36123878
>calling antifascists antifags
>literally calling fascists fags
Finally, a fascist comes clean with his sexual orientation.
Captcha: Helicopters, for le physical removal maymay that you like so much
>>36123481
>that one kid who went around hitting people w/ a plastic katana at a birthday party
that was me
>>36129485
lost it to this for some damn reason
>white people thread
is there a more demented race of entitled sociopaths?
>>36124279
Yo not even kidding, my school had a chinese class and this dude was kicked out. The teacher was saying shit like "That's EVIL!" And freakin the fuck out.
>>36124159
heh... bet you were that kid huh....
>>36131918
>nigger detected
So who did you kill this week for an 8-ball of crack?
This one kid. I he pretty much was a fedora autistic or something along the lines of that before reddit was a thing like back in 2004 or so.
He tried to strangle himself with his bare hands in science class. Never saw him again after that.
>That wimpy scrawny kid who became a heroin addict and overdosed.
>That jock racist chad who heroin overdosed.
>That pretty girl who turned literal whore to feed her heroin habit some poo in loo twice her age married her and took her far away never to be heard from again.
>That black kid who slapped a teacher.
>That nerdy asian kid who became a meth dealer.
Time was very unkind to the kids around me.
>>36132069
>little pink boy trying to be pathetically edgy
lmao just kys
>>36123522
i am Botswana nationalism. Africa will unite under Botswana and invade europe through Iberia. Your gonna enjoy working in the diamond minds, dithala tsa ntatago.
>>36123892
mfw this is literally me.
Feelsbadman.jpg
>That one lanky kid with greasy long hair who loved mortal kombat and liked to pretend he was scorpion
>Everyone called him scorpioni was his close friend
>>36132069
nobody sells 8-balls of crack. cocaine is sold in 8-balls. cocaine is not a synonym for crack. crack is the free-base form of cocaine--it's cocaine mixed with baking soda so it can be smoked in the form of little rocks. also, lame insult. try to be more creative.
>>36130150
Sounds like a top bloke.
>that girl who took nudes of herself in class during class
>that one kid who pooped himself
>that one girl who sucked the ear wax out of her hearing aids
>that one kid who built a catapult to launch rocks at cars (tis me)
>that one kid who fucked a teacher
>that one kid who claimed to fuck someones dead sister and got strangled
>>36132226
>look at me, i know about illegal drugs
no one cares faggot. point still stands- niggers do a lot worst shit on average compared to whites
>>36130255
>that one kid who anheroed and everyone pretended they knew and cared about him
>that one kid who anheroed and everyone actually dide care because he was a good guy
>>36123481
>That one 13 year old girl that asked the teacher why scrotum skin feels so weird.
>>36132226
Where's the nigger? Can you spot it?
>>36129682
Under 18 years old. I assume anon was American.
>>36124176
Sounds like a legend.
>That one girl who started sobbing uncontrollably in class for seemingly no reason and the teacher was too awkward to do anything about it so everyone just pretended not to noticeShe was sitting next to me.
Probably my most surreal High School moment.
>>36132137
>kys is a good insult
>/r9k/
>>36124234
So fucking glad I was at least good at sport
>>36132115
Why in the early 2000s and late 90s were important to propagate the dangers of drugs.
>>36134700
>tries desperately to be edgy
>>36134774
>uses "edgy" as an actual argument
>that good kid who started smoking pot
>Good grades but after a semester he dropped out and everyone now think he's smoking meth
>Came back to school and everyone still thinks he's doing meth but doing fine actually
>Hes basically the alleged meth person
>that one kid who stabbed another kid in the back with a compass
was fooking savage kid was rolling on the floor with it still in him
>>36124373
>that one party where all the stacies and chads got into a car accident and some four died
>sitting through the 'presentation' on how drinking and driving was bad by the handfull that lived
That was a good year, karma.
>>36123481
>That one kid who would dance on the tables and one day attempted to jump off a balcony and commit suicide. Was told we would see him again; never saw him again. Entire class got threats not to say a word about it to anybody else from the principle.
>Wonder where he is now
>that kid that had a boyfriend many years older than her
>that kid that said he was in a buffalo, ny gang
>that kid that cut themselves, went to school with no sleeves
>that kid that tried to had sex at the ripe age of 11 (me)
>that kid that convinced a girl to expose her bra (was there, had nice tits)
>that kid that talked about his pubes (me)
>that kid that acted gay ironically but actually wasn't gay unironically
>that one kid that shot a spitwad at the back of the english teacher's head
>that kid that accidentally had "Linkin Park - In The End" nightcore version play very loud in class on a freezing mac laptop
>that kid that showed his dick print in compression underwear
>that kid that always smelled like shit
>that kid that got knocked out in a basketball game (me)
>that girl that tried killing herself (tried asking a bunch of stacies what happened, got shunning looks)
>that kid that was so fucking annoying in class (me)
>that kid that would show parody porn videos on his phone
>that kid that had a sonic the hedgehog t-shirt in 9th grade
>that kid that got filed for sexual harassment for dick jokes
>that kid who was literally 6 foot by 5th grade
>that one girl with with slim build but gigantic tits
>those jocks that always tried touching you, making fun of your build
>that smart bitch that read every "Classic" book in the library
>same chick read an entire chronologic book of the 20th century (thousands of pages, still call bullshit)
>that kid who hanged out with pot heads, smart kids, jock kids, and dumb kids but didn't smoke, was average intellectually, and slim in build (me)
>That one chad who would playfully fight/wrestle you because he was a closet homosexual
>That one chad who was obsessed with everyone liking him and would try too hard to appear as the "cool jock," ironically, making everyone hate him
>That one kid who tried way too hard to be part of the inner circle that they'd keep him around just to make fun of him
>That one kid who killed himself and no one bothered to pretend to care because he was a straight up sociopath that assaulted everybody and made the single right decision to off himself
>That one chad you were friends with growing up who you pretended to have never known once you got to High School
>That one Stacey who wore way too much makeup and it made her look as pale as a clown
>That one kid who thought he was a hacker but was actually dumb as shit
>That one semi-retarded kid everyone actually liked because he was funny in a retarded way and you never fucked with him
>That younger male Teacher that tried too hard to be cool and was too stupid to notice you were fucking with him
>that one qt fembot in high school who would spend all her time just sitting alone in the hallways
>tfw i was always too autistic to talk to her
>tfw she probably ended up killing herself
>>36135069
>that kid that convinced a girl to expose her bra (was there, had nice tits)
Wew this seems like an interesting story
>>36123481
>That black kid who fucked your gf
>that kid who was obsessed with jackass
>that kid who stapled a piece of paper to his hand
>nobody laughed, they just though it was weird
>>36125538
Thanks my man. I appreciate it son. Facts
>>36134811
> doesn't actually give any arguments or evidence for the things he says so he only uses "nigger" and "cuck"
Fuck off
>>36123528
Happened at my school too
>>36123805
That kid would be my only friend in highschool. The first few weeks he was always there, then after that he showed up like 25% of the times. It became gradually worse and he ended up coming like 10% of the time. Not only did he fuck up my grades, as I always did my school projects with him because I had no one else, he made me feel alone throughout the whole school period, which also made me an anxious little bitch and I still am to this day thanks to that. I ended up becoming the same as him, only came like 2 days every week to check if we had something new to do and then I would finish it at home.
Fuck highschool and fuck myself for letting myself become such an anxious retard.
Anyone know the /feels/?
>>36123481
>That autistic kid that was expelled for hacking the Administrator account
>>36130255
Happened at my school too. Sick assholes tried to get a free day out of it.
>>36130056
>that teacher who knocked your food out of your hands for laughs
MAD MAN
>>36132115
>that wimpy scrawny kid who od'd on heroin
>tfw it was me
>>36125304
>some nurse gave out small booklets about sex and development in the body during puberty
>it had small girls thighs and vag clearly visible, then a teenagers and then an adults
I fapped to it furiously as a youngling. They fucking handed out CP back then, the madmen.
>>36123481
>That one kid who tried putting nail polish remover in the punch bowl
>That one kid who lowkey raped a tard to see what it was like
>That one kid who photoshopped Stacey's face into hentai
Number 1 and 3 are the same kid
>>36123844
similar thing happened in my school. this girl had one of those handheld pencil sharpeners and she crushed it under her desk to get the blade out and started cutting herself.
>That one kid from Eastern Europe that some thug picked a fight on and broke a skateboard on the thug's head.
He was skinny but tall and ever since that day everyone understood he wasn't taking shit from anyone.
That one kid who got ass fucked by a teacher in the locker room in grade 6.
>>36123481
>that kid who fapped in classroom, watching porn on teachers laptop
No one knows
>that one kid that was on the call attendance list but never came to class at all and nobody knew what he looked like
>>36130255
>his name was channing
>he was a big guy who joined freshman football
>he was one of my better friends but started bullying me, i think it was so he would seem cool
>stopped caring about being friends with him
>one day comes to me asking for help
>looks really distressed
>fucking tired of his shit so I tell him to fuck off
>move to another school shortly after
>text from a friend
>"don't know if you two were still friends, but channing killed himself yesterday"
>apparently he'd been being bullied constantly
>one kid even told him to kill himself
>didn't get any consequences
>whole school acts like they knew and loved him
>even though he was bullied a lot and a lot of the people pretending they were friends with him were bullies
I think that's one of the three times I've wanted to seriously hurt people in my life.
That kid who took a shit in one of the teachers coffee mug.
>>36132174
good luck coming through Morocco faggot
>>36129968
>>36130105
>Those kids who would always hang out on the top of the (folded) bleachers during gym class because none of us had gym clothes
Me and my friends.
>that one kid who died
who was it anon
>that kid who fapped to the NatGeo magazines from the late 90's
Good times famalam.
>>36137911
Did he rape the kid and let him go? How did the teacher think he could get away with it?
>>36134815
Its crazy seeing the downturn of them.
>>36123481
>>That one kid who shot and killed someone over a phone. (Actually happened)
T-that can actually happen?
>>36142573
I guarantee it was a melanin enriched individual
>that white, fat neckbeard kid who went around to all the black girls and told them they had nice asses asking to touch them
this was really a kid at my school. He wore a fedora, autism shoes, graphic t, and cargo shorts everyday.
The girls weren't really mad at him, they just found it funny.
>>36143009
Alpha as fuck
Did they ever let him?
>>36143464
I don't even know. I only saw him do it once, though I was told he had done a ton more. The time I saw him do it, the two girls just laughed and called him a "silly white boi"
>>36123481
>that kid who ate random shit off the ground
>that kid who's pencils were chewed to the core when you borrowed them
>That Chad that was fond of you for some reason and would say shit like "Leave him alone, anon's cool."
>>36123481
>That one kid who cracked a younger student's skull by bashing him against the concrete and goal post and only got a warning
Wtf was wrong with my elementary school
>>36143755
That's nothing. There was one time when I was getting choked to death and the teacher did nothing. It was the other kids that had him eventually stop
>>36143705
When I was in HS there was this Chad that used to protect me and talk to me, we ended up being good friends during HS. Sadly I dont know how is he doing right nowShortly after I graduated from HS I discovered i looked like his deceased
little brother
>>36137408
As in going to his funeral like at my school even though they barely knew him? Yeah those people are pathetic
>>36142573
>>36142842
It was tho Kek, he wasn't very bright.
>>36145125
>Tries to take cellphone away from random man.
>He refuses to give it up and tries to run away while calling 911.
>Gets smoked.
>Bryon gets the fuck out there with the cellphone and comes back ands brags about catching a body.
>Starts bitching about how the phone is cheap af.
>Week later after fucking a few Stacys n shit, he gets caught at the airport.
>>36145125
>>36145327
Sounds about right
How long of a sentence did he get
>>36123522
Don't forget we will execute all the chads and rape all the stacies
>>36123522
>>36123878
Good little proles, you show those evil commies!
Now get back to work, that yacht won't pay for itself!
>>36146241
We're not raping anyone, you faggot.
We're not commies.
>>36146537
>Le hypocrite meme
Can't really institute our societal changes yet you dumbass.
We're making great headway though.
That's the point of my comment.
Your reading comprehension is dogshit.
>That one kid who jumped off the balcony in the hallway at school during class time.
>That one kid who rolls around his luggage/bookbag with wheels to class.
>the one kid who was a slutty femboy faggot in highschool who offered to suck you off
>>36133099
A buddy and I tried to make a trebuchet but if only launched like 3 feet
>>36124087
I was that trench coat kid. I always carried my water bottle (it was black and silver) in my inner pocket so when anybody fucked with me I'd reach in and pull it out and they would loose their shit thinking it was a gun. Pretty much spent the entire time there walking around making psycho faces at strangers and playing magic with the autistic kids
>>36146537
>implying national socialism isn't the most effective way to smash capitalism
>That kid who punched a table nearly in half
>That girl who demanded you feel her shaven legs on the bus
>Same girl became a cocaine head 2 years into highschool
>That special ed kid who's wranglers warned us that he gets erections from any skin contact, but he always wanted high fives and hugs
>That asian kid who got with each and every autistic girl in his time at the school
>That fat white trash girl who ripped out another girls nose piercing in a fight
>That kid who was balding before he was 18
>>36132115
lol
>that one kid who tried to sell his prescription ADD medication
>that one white kid who tried to act all gangster and black
>that autistic kid who would sexually harass girls but get away with it
>that autistic kid who was obviously non-functional but was still in your class.
and
>that one psychopath smelly girl that you had to get paired up with every project because you had no friends.
>>36149419
>>That girl who demanded you feel her shaven legs on the bus
thats completely normal
>>36146537
>National socialism supports capitalism
>that skinny short white kid who was slightly autistic, but in pe 2 fat black girls made him motorboat their tits and held his face into them
Good times