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stop posting the same image in every thread queer

The no friends. Having no gf is literally nothing to complain about.

>>36152799
>implying no gf or friends is a bad thing
normals out

Juss b urself op Xd

Is she fat OP? Describe her. Or if you have the balls to, post a picture of her Tinder.

>>36152707
/r9k/ not knowing how to greentext?

is it summer already?

Youre a sick person

Where's the shi-i mean loaf? I want the other guys back.

>>36152735
Yeah I was expecting some braps and plops.

>>36152604
You should post this in /pol/ for the most accurate answers.

>>36152604

Why would anyone be dating a girl who looks like that? She screams 'coalburning whore'.

I'd deck a nigger who grabbed me like that.

>>36152604
LMAO that webm, sauce for the laughs.

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Someone do old Eliza again

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>>36152602
I liked the result

>>36152685
i want to rape this

>>36152590
>Finally see the appeal of stoner metal
you mean to be a completely passive consumer of that resonates with your inebriated senses whilst stoned af?

>2017

>Just discovered prog

electric wizard faggot

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Yes. Why?
.-

No. My girl cousins are kids compared to me. I watched them grow up, and I can't start to think of them as sexual beings yet.

Also, I bully them relentlessly.

>>36152484
I have never kissed a girl. I an a robot.

Not sure man. Turned 18 last week, I'm a kv as well. I had a gf when I was 14 and I held her hand/kissed her cheek. Was pretty cringey when I look back on it, and she was a chubby uggo too.

Will I get powers despite this?

If not, I'd like to know, so I can try to get with this ho I've been talking to.

>>36152463
You have another 10 years before all that anon.

>tfw lost my virginity at 19 so was still technically a teenager and am impervious to the chart's bitter sting.
Thank fuck.

You could read Cornelius Agrippa's Three Books and the Lemegeton.

No way dude
i hope there is more

>>36152848
thanks for the reply

i get you

>>36152406
I can see why you would feel that way anon. There has to be something though. I believe the absolute worst possible way to go would be having anything in your brain shot or fucked up. You wouldnt even be able to perceive your death. I do want to believe there is something though. And in fact there is in a way. A void where your thoughts go to die. And you will either find that thought extreamly comforting (No more struggles and you will never be able to worry,cry,be mad,ect. But you will also never feel ANYTHING again or think ever again. If anything the scary part of death is the actual death part.

>>36152363
>>>/lgbt/
Those queers would know for sure.

>>36152363
Small and uncut with pearly penile papules

>>36152363
If it's on you.

It says "Why didn't you do your homework on Saturday instead of frantically at midnight on a Monday?"

>>36152342
Just draw the line y=2 on the graph and it's all the points below that, the answer is x < 0 or x >= 0.5

>>36152342
What y(x) do you have for every (1/x) that is less than or equal to two?

>>36152340
It means you are probably a sociopath.

Unlike common media portrayal, being a sociopath doesn't mean you automatically kill kittens, rape schoolgirls, shoot up schools and murder your family in cold blood.

It just means that the part of your brain that is needed for functions involving morality and affective empathy is defective.

It is the same part that is responsible for friendly and familial bonds.

You felt sad when fish died because it was your thing and you liked it a lot.

You didn't feel sad when grandma died because you didn't bond to her on a familial level, even though she made good deserts and gave you candy all the time.

Be aware of your disability, train yourself in performing cognitive empathy, and use your situation to your advantage. Or don't.

>>36152572
well, thanks for the nice explanation

>>36152340
it means you've got good taste in species and have your priorities in order

strangely I don't fantasize much, I do have weird dreams thou

Marrying my bf and having kids with him.
>tfw like him more than he likes me

>>36152352
Do you remember much of them?

If so, what are they about?

Do they tend to have a consistent theme?

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>>36152310
Their insecurity usually makes them incredibly likely to be disloyal.
Women's version of love isn't like ours OP.

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>>36152310
does your urge to have sex outweigh having her around? if so then yes

>>36152310
If you're already questioning it then you'll feel shitty about it early into it

>like asian qt
>get her hat with her name on it
>chopstick font
>begrudgingly tries it on
>says it doesnt fit
>one size fits all
>actually runs away
>give hat to friend
>probably still has it

>>36152275
I know that feeling well -- like you want to take a fucking knife and fillet off your skin; yeah.

>have to drive downtown for a meeting
>need to park
>it's lunch hour
>four lane one way streets busy as fuck
>can't find any spots
>circle the block
>circle the block
>circle the fucking block over 10 times
>see an open spot
>it's on the other side of the road
>too nervous to signal and merge over
>circle the block
>circle the block
>circle the block
>give up and drive a mile away
>park in the middle of nowhere
>walk to the meeting
>be late and sweaty because it was hot out

I hate how fucking beta I am. Sorry, this wasn't even a funny story; maybe someone can relate though.

>>36152339
What was her name? Btw your friend probably threw it away anon.