Do you know that feeling when you spill your spaghetti so hard,

>like asian qt
>get her hat with her name on it
>chopstick font
>begrudgingly tries it on
>says it doesnt fit
>one size fits all
>actually runs away
>give hat to friend
>probably still has it

>>36152275
I know that feeling well -- like you want to take a fucking knife and fillet off your skin; yeah.

>have to drive downtown for a meeting
>need to park
>it's lunch hour
>four lane one way streets busy as fuck
>can't find any spots
>circle the block
>circle the block
>circle the fucking block over 10 times
>see an open spot
>it's on the other side of the road
>too nervous to signal and merge over
>circle the block
>circle the block
>circle the block
>give up and drive a mile away
>park in the middle of nowhere
>walk to the meeting
>be late and sweaty because it was hot out

I hate how fucking beta I am. Sorry, this wasn't even a funny story; maybe someone can relate though.

>>36152339
What was her name? Btw your friend probably threw it away anon.

>>36152351
I feel you anon but why didn't you just find a different parking spot instead of parking far away? How did the meeting go?

>>36152486
I really couldn't find a spot; it was lunch time in a popular downtown spot that has a lot of restaurants. The meeting was at a construction site in a job trailer and was pretty inform so being late wasn't a huge deal. Still hate myself for being a pussy driver though.

Hmm... Idk
Here goes nothing

>be me
>around 7th grade or so
>go up to group of people in neighborhood
>edgy white kids and a Hispanic
>just moved to neighborhood
>lonely.wav
>join conversation
>people talking about Hispanic kids brother
>brother is autistic
>I make a joke calling him stupid
>Hispanic says "yo anon shut the fuck up that's my brother"
>haha how about no
>keeps making jokes
>not even funny, just out of spite
>hispano has enough
>punches me directly in face
>me being the beta 7th grader I am cried and ran away
>spaghetti
>scream "faggot"
>kid chases me and tackles me, while I was on a fucking bike
>go home
>mother ask what's wrong
>felldown.gift

>>36152661
He ran faster than you could ride a bike?
I'm sorry anon. Hopefully you learned not to make fun of autismos.

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>live in X city.
>have an online chat with a group of dudes.
>girl from chat will be in city for a day for school.
>anon we should totally meet.
>"o-okay..."
>I'll be in theater Y in the morning, but I have the afternoon free, let's meet up.
>I wait her outside the theater.
>i see her coming out.
>she's talking to some schoolmates.
>panic in the disco.
>I Hide.
>Literally, i jump behind a dumpster and hide.
>realize how stupid i am but it's too late.
>I wait for her to pass.
>I see her ditching her friends
>run around the block.
>meet her from opposite direction of dumpster i was hidden in.
>"Oh... Hey sorry I'm just a little late"

>>36152727
Kek what the fuck anon. What happened after with the girl? Did you smash?

>>36152425
Her name was Helen. She got cucked by a faggot chad later on and she still obsesses over his non given cock

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>>36152919
Of course not. She had and has a boyfriend.
I walked her around the city, and I've took her to the "historical" ice cream shop of the city, where we took an ice cream.

She is really qte. And she was really nice with me.

I mean, I was shaking in nervousness, stuttering and all those things when I met her; Mostly because I've spent the entire day and night before thinking about how bad i could fuck up that day.
But she was "cool" with that. She noticed, I joked about it and she patted my head. That's close to smashing right?

But well, I had a good time, being treated like a human.

>Actually not autistic just anxiety and irrational fear of not being anonymous.