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>there's currently a girl out there in the world, living, breathing and doing her thing.
>she's someone you're going to develop a strong relationship with
>one of you will say "I love you" first, but either way, "I love you, too" will be the answer
As long as you're alive, it's pretty much a given that this will occur eventually. A very reassuring thought.
I wonder when it will happen for me. I can't wait. <3
How do you feel about the fact that your roads haven't crossed ...yet?
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/r9k/ is a place for OC, you've already made this thread multiple times.
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>>36393855
It's statistically impossible for every male in the world to be paired with a single female such that the male and female are both of legal age.
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>>36393911
At this moment, I'd have thousands, if not more, of single girls to choose from in my city alone.
Don't defeat yourself before you even try.
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>need to fart
>sitting next to Stacy
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>>36393794
>need to fart
>on escalator
>Stacy is behind me
>let it rip
Take that you dirty slut.
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>>36393794
But Stacy is already intimidated by Stacy2 on the bus, who keeps getting attention.
And Stacy2 is jealous of Stacy3 because she seems to have a loyal boyfriend.
And Stacy3 hates Stacy because she's still single, living the good life.
And you're sitting there, hoping to not be intrusive to Stacy, when she's too busy to even notice you.
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i dont think ive ever smelled a stacy fart
do they have some type of device up their ass that prevents farts?
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Why do modern memes die so fast?
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>>36393791
They get overused .
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>>36393791
It's because the Meme Economy is oversaturated right now
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>>36393791
Nearly every problem that persists on the internet usually originates from the fact that there are simply too many people who have access to it.
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Who here /hates his parents/
>be me 16 year old
>dad is a construction worker who works abroad
>mum is a secretary
>life happily
>dad comes home from abroad every so often, we basically don't know eachother
>tells me he's got something for me
>ps2 and 3 controllers
>tells me to set it up so we can play
>dad's got a problem with patience, keeps asking me why some buttons aren't set the way he wants them to be and when am i going to set them
>starts being angry and starts yelling
>i lash out on him telling him that i'm no magician
mind you, my father's a 6'3" 180 pound beast and is sorta buff
>he says he'll kick my ass if i keep acting sassy
>told him to go ahead
>he walks infront of me and lifts his fist
>slaps me
>i push him back
>told him that he's a lowlife
>he says that he never raised a son to act like this
>you never had a son
>go to my room and lock myself
>mum is okay with him lashing out on me but suddenly i'm the problem child
>years later
>college
>2nd year, come back home after a while to catch up with everyone, mostly my younger brother
I was studying media back then, could've landed a good camera job
>talk about my college degree with dad
>useless
>tell him to back off as he never even got to this point
>he tells me that i should've studied engineering or become a doctor
>take my shit
>go to bus
>don't come home ever again
To this day i haven't visited home, i catch up with my brothers in town but never meet my parents
Back to story
>become a waiter because my bills are piling up
>hard to handle school and work at the same time
>dad suddenly stopped sending money my way and sent me a letter saying that he wants to see me
>never answer
>spend all my funds
>drop out of college
>work as an electrician's apprentice
>still hasn't visited home
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>>36393786
>be me 16 year old
See ya!
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Great story. Please continue, lurking
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>>36393820
Reading comprehension isn't your strong point is it
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Retail cuck thread
>it's a "customer ID too stupid to answer how they are paying" repeat
Seriously, if you don't know if your bank card is debit or credit, you should neck yourself
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>>36393764
I only know of 1 type of card, and we just call it bank card, I think its the credit card but what is the difference even?
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its the same process
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>>36393817
credit cards let you spend imaginary money on a balance then pay it all off at the end of the month
debit cards spend the cash straight out of your account, like a gift card or a plastic wallet
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And here is why Chad has low stress levels and lives on easy mode, and why being a robot is about the most stressful existence you can have desu. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4UMyTnlaMY
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A-and why Chad genocide is nice for the community??
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>>36393736
Worth watching.
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>>36394182
You're the only anon with an attention span large enough to stomach a 9 min video. This board is fucked desu.
what're you having today boys?
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just leave norman
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Kratom, phenibut,gabapentin, seraqil and Paxil.
Feels like too many drugs
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>>36393915
Drugs are neutral ground, anon. Something used by both Chad and the lowly neet/robot
And as for me op, gonna be smoking some weed, as usual. Not sure what strain, the dealer's bag just says "PD" on it
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Please Mind The Gap Edition
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My mum found one of my spelling tests from 2002
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Any of you lads ever rent out a storage unit to study in? The website says they offer office space. Need to get out my house, can't do anything here.
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>>36393703
Ah shit the /britfeel/ thread postie came while I was at work again. Can't he just leave it in the garage
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What are you when you're good looking but have zero social skills and don't know how to converse with other human beings. I have no friends.
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a good-looking hikikomori
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>>36393580
same bro and when i try to get gf they always turn out to be clingy as fuck
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>>36393620
Hikikomori? I will google this.
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>>36393563
Ask her for open relationship
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>>36393563
Kek some guy was busting hiss balls so deep inside that how she doesnt want anymore duck from anyone else. Dude was probably spitting inn her mouth and slapping her around and shit. Probably broke the bed by accident while they were fucking for the last 10 hours
And you can't even get a flick on the nutts
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>>36393563
Rape her. Show her who's in charge
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>>36393563
she probably has a rape fetish
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Alas, a child is born, a child whose future is carved in stone. By blood, by education, by chance the child is a robot. Blame the system, blame the society, blame the parents but you can't keep the gears of time from turning. The child will not adjust to society, he just wasn't made for this world. The child will grow confused, angry even, unless this strange world meets his demands. He is the robot. We are the robots.
This world wasn't built for us, yet we live. The system acknowleges our existence and tries to keep us in bay with NEETBUX. They know what will happen if we weren't happy with the society. Another UCC, that's what!
Are you happy though? You are kept alive by a foreign entity that was not built for you, it was built for the Normies? They keep you fed and clothed, not because they care about you, but because they fear you and the flame that burns within you.
We are more than that. We are more than barnyard animals the owners keep fed until we die. We are people, granted, a different breed of people, but people nevertheless! We must break these chains of oppression and kill the Chad holding us still. The promised land of the Robots where tendies are plentiful and everyone gets a mandatory gf is not a meme, it's a future. A future we - YOU- can help to achieve.
Down with the Chad!
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>>36393527
You took how long to type up this nonsense almost no one will read?
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>>36393560
Kill yourself normie
Tripfag normie
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>>36393576
Been there done that. Perhaps you should swallow your own bitter pills?
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Post r9k screenshots you have saved/ captured
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>>36393363
This was autistic, even for r9k.
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>>36393363
Here's one, hope you like.
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>>36393395
fucking watch and learn. these people are the true channers here, hands down.
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>jerking off becomes illegal and all the porn on the internet suddenly dissepears
Your response?
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The porn on my hard drive hasn't disappeared
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>>36393230
looks like I'm going to become a criminal
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>>36393291
>The porn on my hard drive hasn't disappeared
this
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>tfw unobserved, I have no personality
>I use being black as a crutch-like defense mechanism when cornered
inside there is nothing
And no one knows.
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what exactly is 'unobserved'?
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>>36394236
stop enabling OPs 16-year-old edgelord persona with your 1 hour delayed reply faggot
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>>36393186
Personality is mostly a spook anyhow, OP.
I can guarantee there are many others like you browsing this stupid thread and lurking.
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So why dont you start going to Church so you can find a nice Christian gf /r9k/?
>The typical U.S. Congregation draws an adult crowd that's 61 female, 39 male. This gender gap shows up in all age categories.
>Midweek activities often draw 70 to 80 percent female participants.
>Christian universities are becoming convents.
The typical Christian college in the U.S. enrolls almost 2 women for every 1 man.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJgDfUIoyNE
churchformen.com/men-and-church/where-are-the-men/
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christian fembot here
im sorry but most christian girls arent even virgins. they're okay people though.
t. virgin fembot
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I don't believe god or spirits. I'm sure Jebus was a nice guy but he wouldn't have cared about robots.
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every college has more women than men
that doesn't stop them from all having sex with the few Chads at their collegealso don't you have more dignity than to pretend to believe in God just so girls MIGHT like you?