Post r9k screenshots you have saved/ captured
>>36393363
This was autistic, even for r9k.
>>36393363
Here's one, hope you like.
>>36393395
fucking watch and learn. these people are the true channers here, hands down.
>>36393404
Epic, I like it, saved, thanks for your service
>>36393363
Here is uno
Where did this guy go? Like years ago he was always calling us roaches and shit
>>36393505
>2015 was "years ago"
Anuddahh one
>>36393505
He was the true puppet master
>tfw wonder if anyone ever sceencapped one of my posts
Remembers me, bros
And if not me, at least some of my words
>>36393491
>>36393547
What's this bullshit. Even shitty phoneposters can crop images, which you, lad, failed to do. Not to mention it's with shitty mother fucking screenshots. It's obviously your own posts too ya cunt, as the posts you captured are autistic as your abilities to fuckin crop an image. Dipshit.
>>36393594
Here you go anon. you will forever be immortal in my shit taste folder.
>>36393686
I screenshot this so I could repost it without fighting the robot.
>>36393363
This one's a personal favorite of mine
>>36393846
I will chant this the day of the beta uprising.
>>36393363
It got no attention but I found it worthy of praise.
>>36393903
Is it worth it? Is losing yourself worth becoming a normie?
>>36393594
a screencap of one of my posts from a few years ago gets posted in some of these threads from time to time.
It's not as nice as you think.
I have many, but it's hard to know what's from r9k and what's from pol (I'm not a pol person, more r9k, but I visit sometimes)
>>36393982
No, once you're a robot you stay that way. The only thing you change is the way people perceive you, but in the end no matter how many normies and rosaries you meet the only person you understand in the end is yourself. Self improvement is a meme.
saved this months ago
whoever this is, if you're here, how did it end
>>36393982
Ever heard of subversion?
Hypernormalization works both ways
I'm still looking for whoever made this.
I'm still waiting for more baby pepe
>>36393903
R9k was, is and will always be right about everything. All of it. Chads, roasties the whole thing. It's pretty sad.
>>36394132
i dead
>>36393363
My all time favorite. I wish I could read it for the first time again.
I laughed for minutes
>>36394267
stfu faggot. it's so fucking obvious you didnt even start posting here until like 2014.
>>36394293
Fuckin kek I remember this. I really miss shit like this getting posted it just doesn't happen anymore. I want to go back.
>>36394335
Actually it was 2015 but Imma just keep
on posting okay kiddo. Why don't you neck yourself?
>>36394388
What a surprise. An underage newfag feels right at home on /nu9k/.
>>36394340
Good post anon.
Take a (You) for entertaining me.
>>36394132
I'm the ghost of /r9k/ Boooo
>>36393750
good shit. good feels. good.
steam grill
This one sounds too silly to be true.
I think this one is /r9k/
Either way i keked way too fucking hard at it
>>36394836
Oops is not r9k, based on post#, i know this one is r9k though
>>36393484
I do this just because I'm afraid they'll take it the wrong way if I say no.
\fit/ hates manlets and all
>>36394836
Was about to say, that pasta is at Least 10 years stale.
>>36394765
True story btw. We are having our coffee atm
>>36394971
Yeah i wasnt sure, i just saw the small thumbnails and was trying to remember off the top of my head if it was r9k or b or something
>>36393750
that is some fucking gay ass shit
kys pls
>>36395093
>being happy and loved by a woman is gay and warrants suicide
Seems legit.
>>36395196
post pics of your beautiful wife, fatman
orgij
>>36393395
This really makes me want to puke. The fact that civilization has produced people like this, is grounds for exstinction
>>36395245
But y tho. Plenty of you have them on your hard drives.
these are the last traces of those dreamlike days
>>36394806
that's pretty funny tho
>absolutely devilish
the blind gf
>>36394781
my gf is like this. completely desensitized by her vibrator, can't orgasm from sex. she tells me she's never had an orgasm from sex before but i'm still suspicious. i've never felt so emasculated before man.
>>36395305
>he's not wrong
Here
>>36395305
The file got deleted :(
segbo
>>36395300
What's wrong with connoisseurs?
>>36395300
I think it's intriguing
>>36395668
Funny i can see it. Here.
>>36395300
thanks for outing yourself normie, time to leave
>>36393363
This made me chuckle. I wish it got bigger.
>>36393363
this was the whole thread and then it archived.
>>36394057
wouldn't things from /pol/ have flags?
this one made me Iaugh a while back
where are you grieving anon
>>36396049
STOP IT RIGHT NOW
(Origoo)
>>36394293
>tfw I was in this thread
>tfw it was the first time I've ever felt happy in a long time
Kill me
Men are worthless
jus b urself faggot
positive and negative reinforcementino
They can't fix my phone
>>36397317
>dad tells you that you're useless all the time
>people are school reject you
>teachers ignore you
>mother does everything for you
>>36393505
I saw him just a few weeks ago.
>>36393903
He's not wrong. This world is utterly and irredeemably backwards and evil. Try being righteous (not sand religion bullshit righteous, but actually righteous) and watch how mad everyone around you suddenly becomes.
>>36393395
>tfw no panty connoisseur to work with as a supplier while you finely craft new scent combinations until you develop the perfect dirty panties
>>36394781
I got so fucking mad at this that I snapped my computer in half. thanks asshole. im posting this on my phone right now
>>36397810
>all that insecurity
Most women never even experience a vaginal orgasm. Just let her use her toy before you fuck her if you ever have this problem.
>>36395322
Shhh, just come here anon. We can still dream.
This was fairly recent
Wow I don't know why I screen captured this....it's terrible advise. Borderline autistic..
>>36393750
>stops talking to him for months
>randomly starts talking to him again
fake AND gay
from a depressed guy to another
>>36393363
>>36393427
This. So many normies have infested this place that it has begun a genocide nd the true 4chan browsers have become a minority and seen as weird in their own base!
>>36393846
I chant this to the type of tune that a bunch of cavemen would be chanting while dancing around a campfire
Great stuff
>>36398614
Sorry to tell you this but your bullshit detector needs calibrating. Mine is a true story.
>>36393903
Holy fuck it's so fucking true.
Where I work the biggest dicks are considered the best blokes and the most competent
organimanimingmo
>>36397810
Why? It's their loss. They have to shove a fucking MACHINE inside of them in order to orgasm - imo that's pretty fucking messed up. Like crazy horrfible cyberpunk sci fi fucked up
>>36397810
>I snapped my computer in half
I hope for the safety of mankind you meant your monitor, anon
>>36393363
.orggggggfenenaoao
>>36399682
Cmon he most likely meant a laptop not a desktop
I relate to this post too much. Not a "classic" material, but I like it.
>>36394103
Nonsense. In 5 years you regret you did not change. Fact is, it's infinitely more fun to fuck with people when you ahve the opportunity to do so from a position of power. And if you don't care to lose it (protip: everyone around you is deadly afraid to lose anything at all) life only becomes so much better.
>>36395300
re get of my board etc
>>36399713
Fuck that hit my feels pretty hard mang
>the cringy shit I did during old /r9k/
Every month or so I wrote an email to moot, I don't remember what about, I'm not sure if they made sense. It was like being high without taking drugs, I just no awareness or conscious thought. Then after years of therapy it was like
>oh shit I'm a person better do person stuff
And went out and got a job and gf and all that. I still have trouble making thoughts go together though so I mainly just shitpost. It's as if I was suddenly born at the age of 24.
Not sure why this got so many replies. I made the post and even I didn't think it was that funny.
FUCKING OREGANOANOUM
>>36393363
was pretty recent
>>36395489
Holy shit lol. How was he gonna do it?
a classic, just don't get tricked.
I wanted to get screenshots from a thread last night bout an anon finding strange videos of his dad before he killed himself.It gave me massive feels but i was reading it on a phone. Anyone got anything from that it was creepypasta level s of fucked up
>>36399886
There's an extra layer of cleverness in that you're implying OP is underage. People like that.
>>36399927
wow, the kids are out for summer already?
>>36393363
i was laughing my ass off at this one
>>36399828
God damn that's a good one. Saved.
>>36400045
OREGOANO
>>36393363
here you go op!!!!
or1ginalll
>>36394293
The funniest thing about this is that there's a good amount of doujin similar to it. A huge amount of people think like this and cum to it all of the time.
>>36400045
>>36400130
You tricked me (already know the pic though)
>>36400057
I posted in that thread. It was heartwrenching how OP lost his shit between posts. Friggin creepy desu
>>36397810
how the fuck did you snap your computer in half? you are literally chad if you can do that.
not r9k related but I like it
>>36400276
I was in fucking fits of laughter when I first saw this. My stomach was cramping
Thanks anon, good memories
>>36399927
This just reminds me of what this place was like almost a decade ago.
>>36394267
their is a reason why all the chads always say "nice guys finish last". literally their favorite cliche word to warn betas and stop them from being nice.
i wish that anon could watch this right now
>>36393395
>this is for the more refined panty sniffer
>>36395300
Yeah reading shit like that makes me agree with ted kaczynski
>be college freshman
>oneitis is a girl in my Physics course, we've talked irl before this like twice
>in room playing EU4
>suddenly get a facebook notification
>holy shit it's her
>"come to my room rn"
>assume it's some party
>head down to Oneitis's room
>guy playing as fox suddenly gets all anal
>head up to bathroom hear fapping noises
>mom into succubus
>head up to bathroom hear faping noises
>..
>oneitis in bed
>guy playing as fox suddenly gets all anal
>mom into succubus
>hear fapping noises
i find this one really funny lol
>>36400276
This is one of my favorites. Does anyone have the one where the old man is following some anon?
I laughed pretty hard at this one senpai
>>36393395
what an absolute patrician
oreganosess
>>36399150
this is why i dont associate with the alt-right anymore
>>36393505
probably a psychopath. at least he can actually TALK to people.
>>36393903
>just be deceptive bro!
I believe it.
>>36397076
oh lord fucking jesus my abs didnt need that workout
>>36393846
im saving this. pure hate is flowing through me. i feel goosebumps.
Dropping a few pennies for the thread
>>36394340
Learn how to crop your images, you fuck. It's even easier for phone-posters to crop images because it's built into the gallery.
>>36393903
>>36393903
that's real deep
originated
>>36400869
me too
iriegoano
orgina commet
Classicand very relatable
>>36401311
This greentext kill a robot. Fuckin' good post, I wasn't ready for the feels...
>>36400181
I don't get it, care to explain please?
I kek everytime.
Organic
>>36401513
It's a very famous rage inducing story, so popular on /v/ that everyone recognizes it by its thumbnail. It's about a kid basically and his mother constantly blaming him for viruses and not letting him use the pc when actually his sister is the one infecting it. I don't have the full pic, I'm sure someone here does though
>>36396450
flags were only implemented in 2012 i think
>>36400785
It actually works really well, if you do it well.
>>36401584
Oh, I've read that one, brings back some memories, thanks anon. Well, here's whatever I've got.
>>36400618
yes, the fact that humans respond to human scents has also caused me to agree with certain criticisms of industrial civilization(?????????????)
it's not your fault, but your stupid posts are making me ashamed that I come to this board
oregoonioriginalo
>>36402173
Families with babies need to be put in separate compartments on planes, god fucking DAMN
>>36401536
That was a good thread, all the cringe stories made me kek hard but then i remembered my own cringe memories and felt bad and went to bed
Le original content fuck off robot
>>36402173
I remember this thread, it was fantastic.
Kek time
Kek tiime
>>36401536
>>36402297
Is this some sort of joke? What is the story even saying?
>>36400057
>>36400197
Does anyone have a link to the archive or screenshots?
I can't find it for some reason, did it have a subject name?
>>36401536
This made me feel incredibly uncomfortable.
this was much more funnier than it should have been
kekarinoYou have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>36397914
>Most women never even experience a vaginal orgasm.
No, your willy is just too recessed to give your hideous wife one.
I have a lot of fairly recent stuff because I screencap almost every funny thread I see.
I hope everything worked out alright in the end.
>>36400764
>he spends irrepleceable hours of his life admonishing degenerates on an anime imageboard
>think how painfully unfunny and shit most of these caps are
>realise that when compared to recent post quality they are actually quite good
SAD
fgdhfvbxcvberrg
Part 1
Hgollvfy
>>36403803
Part 2
Jkmllkgghj
>>36394267
Incorrect, /k/ and /pol/ are always right.
oegeginiolio
>>36397076
How the fuck does one not smell melted plastic?
>>36400224
>he doesnt know what tard strength is
>>36402772
>>36379525
I found it b I searching 2004. Maybe not screenshot worthy but a good small thread
vcgfsfttrsn ht xt
>>36398341
i remember this bread, op was nto a faggot
Don't think I've seen anyone post oatmeal cum anon yet
>>36397810
Sorry. Next time I'll put up a warning.
>>36393531
Tfw 2012 was 5 years ago
5 YEARS
>>36404071
Thank you anon
originally
>>36394255
this has got to be one of my favorite posts of all time. I wonder if my pic related was made by the same guy
>>36404813
No problem anon. If you come across good threads of feels and spookiness feel free to shill. I'm here more most days
>>36404385
>that whole fuckin thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJc2ZhbXIg
>>36402173
youtube.com/watch?v=rYvYjWgPh-k
I can imagine that.
>>36393363
>tfw someone screencaps your reply
>>36404071
Good shit. im glad anons dad killed himself
got one from soc
>>36400276
That's the guy from the /mlp/ Valentine's Day thread
>>36405236
Fuck off you redundant uniteresting fuck . Youre the the reason reason r9k sucks. I know im taking bait but i sick of it. BORING
>>36402822
thats not funny at all
you should feel bad
>>36402173
This reminds me of something I did. For me it's people talking loudly while I'm restaurants
>Eating with my parents
>only other table with some fat middle age women
>won't shut up, literally talking about their cats
>the main one is fat and wearing a purple shirt and has short bitch style hair cut
>talking really loud about her cat food and how it's squishy and smelly and shit and it's making me fucking naseaus
>blurt out WOW! super loud
>silence
>everyone stops to look at me
>dad starts berating me
>women go back to talking I hear them say something about soldiers coming back from Iraq with all kinds of mental issues
>>36393395
This is just beautiful
>>36393903
Isaiah 5:20
Woe to those who call evil good
and good evil,
who put darkness for light
and light for darkness,
who put bitter for sweet
and sweet for bitter.
2 Timothy 3:1-9
But mark this: There will be terrible times in the last days. People will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, proud, abusive, disobedient to their parents, ungrateful, unholy, without love, unforgiving, slanderous, without self-control, brutal, not lovers of the good, treacherous, rash, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God - having a form of godliness but denying its power. Have nothing to do with such people.
They are the kind who worm their way into homes and gain control over gullible women, who are loaded down with sins and are swayed by all kinds of evil desires, always learning but never able to come to a knowledge of the truth. Just as Jannes and Jambres opposed Moses, so also these teachers oppose the truth. They are men of depreaved minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected. But the will not get very far because, as in the case of those men, their folly will be clear to everyone.
>>36405997
I couldn't use copied non-ASCII text, sorry for the typos.
>>36403144
I audibly gasped.
>>36393363
This one really makes me think
>>36401917
Visiting /r9k/ at all should give you immense shame
>>36393505
>the roaches miss him
Looks like he really was a puppet master
>>36403144
underrated originoli sporoli
>>36394293
Oh man I remember being in this
Has he ever given an update since then?
>>36394928
I say no with a straight face just to watch their brief moment of confusion as they wonder what I meant
>>36404222
i think she made a new thread
>>36407354
>>36393363
Here's a goodie
Trust me, it's oregano
Wish I had context
>>36399713
fuck I think I have that saved somewhere too
>>36407763
>people don't remember memes of old
I don't know why I'm surprised
>>36403302
The smiling wojack makes that so fuckin funny
>>36393363
heres a thing
this made me feel a thing but i'm not sure why
Here's a classic. fuck, why did this thread have to be posted on /R9K/? Stupid fucking robot...
Not /r9k/, but does anyone have /fit/s guillotine squat rack?
>>36393750
Cool story. Warmed my heart. Thanks anon.
Thread made me laugh and reminded me of this place around 2008.
Wife told me to shut up and go to bed because I've lost it.
>>36399150
OH FUCK IS THAT LAUREN SOUTHERN???!!!
>>36397076
this is brutal if true fuuuuck...
another one weeeeeee original wohoo!
>>36395300
you are exactly the kind of reddit filth that needs to fuck off forever.
>>36395300
full of content
And very very original
>>36400276
holy shit good times
>>36409449
That unified response cracked me up.
>>36411517
Funny, but terribly capped, I found the archive, might make a better one.
>>36411978
go ahead. i'd love to see a better screencap for this fantastic thread.
Oreganyan
Oreganyanis
>>36401311
Tfw all of this things happened to me just for one day date but then everything vanished for no evident reason
>>36403302
this one made me lose my shit. the most r9k thing ive ever seen. the winking two were funny, but just the random guy spaghetti'ing about sitting on his sisters daughter makes it so much more funny
>>36393363
I got some catalog coincidences
Textless posts are not allowed.Therefore, I must post an original comment.
>>36414002
/r9k/ is the ultimate crabs in a barrel
>>36395489
Two screencaps overlapping
>>36393363
>>36393404
>>36393484
>>36393505
>>36393686
>>36393868
>>36398737
>>36400747
>>36400797
>>36401909
>>36409636
praise thoth and originality
>>36401311
fuck youoregon valley
>>36400485
>fuck I wish my giantess sun gf was real then she could kill all you fucks with a solar BRAAPPPP
>>36409449
>Duplicate response
>Must have happened somewhere other than /r9k/
>>36399927
this is classic 4chan
>>36416371
Glad its changed because that wasn't funny at all