>jerking off becomes illegal and all the porn on the internet

The porn on my hard drive hasn't disappeared

>>36393230
looks like I'm going to become a criminal

>>36393291
>The porn on my hard drive hasn't disappeared
this

I'd probably just not masturbate.

>>36393332
>looks like I'm going to become a criminal
Master kek

just kill myself because women obviously all want me dead and they're not even trying to hide it anymore

Wow it's just like one of my very specific animes.

I have good imagination and good luck trying to catch me jerking off

don't really fap to porn anyway

>>36393372
Stray pube

>>36393230

Hope that my government creates a state-enforced-girlfriend department

>>36393230
I'd just find some awkward asperger's robot and sleep with him tenderly

>>36393550
Can it be me? Assuming you're a woman (male?)

>>36393230
Jerk it in the bathroom or in the woods to vaguely erotic drawings so that I can avoid being seen by big brother.

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>>36393359
Shimoneta? Would you become an erotic terrorist anon?

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>>36393230
>Your response?
Move on. That's the only winning move.

>>36393230
war.

also its like shimoneta

>>36393291

Still makes you a criminal, if the police ever found out you would go to jail and then get anally BLACKED by bubba and Jamal.

>>36393230
Rape, naturally.

>>36393230
I'm fine. No conflict here really.

>>36393230
I have a cloud full of porn im good

>>36394015
>drone sees you
>artillery shells and obliterates you

>>36393230
>be forced to go to deepweb
>I am now exposed to new types of pornography that are reaching new bounds in degeneracy
>the problem has been made much worse
thanks a lot, gubment

>>36393230
Deep Web lol.
Torrent.
Stuff like that can't happen to such an extreme measure

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>>36393230

i am old enough that I didn't have internet access for about a year after I started jerking off.

Let me tell you, young-anons... Having endless hardcore pornography is a curse.

Ripping open the bag on a fresh new Hustler magazine, getting a new Victoria's Secret in the mail, even jerking it to a People Magazine feature on "revealing red carpet outfits" -- these are treasured moments.

Not to mention, of course, staying up late to watch soft-core on Cinemax.

But best of all is using pure imagination. Imagining the girls from school, friends moms etc..

If the Internet disappeared tomorrow, it would be the best thing to happen to the world's masturbators.

>>36394039
[O-jousama laughing intensifies]

>>36393230
Only Jerking off illegal?

Gonna Stick my finger in my ass and use imagination

>>36394039
You got the reference.

Unfortunately terrorism groups are still groups and I don't work well with other people.
Still I might try chasing some dames who would be in need of relief as well, failing of course but still.

>>36394527
That's assuming all masturbation would become illegal, otherwise I'll just go to jail.

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>>36393230
>Copy all the porn off my computer into a flash drives
>Start illegally selling them, making a profit

>>36393421
toilet pubes are a very natural phenomenon

>>36393230
Would make /nofap/ much easier if I knew there is a chance to be punished.

Also no porn=no arousal when browsing.

>>36394181
>implying that half of my porn collection isn't already illegal
fuck this shitty fascist country i swear to god

>>36393230
can I still use my dildo to get off anally?

>>36393230
Good, porn is a cancer making men docile. I stopped watching it a while ago, and I feel better about myself.