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My mum found one of my spelling tests from 2002

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Any of you lads ever rent out a storage unit to study in? The website says they offer office space. Need to get out my house, can't do anything here.

>>36393684
>>36393703
Ah shit the /britfeel/ thread postie came while I was at work again. Can't he just leave it in the garage

When ever I look at a photo of a cat on the internet I always look around to make sure my cat isn't in the room in case she gets jealous.

>>36393718
I haven't rented a storage unit, but I have rented a desk in an office before. It's good.

>>36393714
I was a teenager in 2002 stop making me feel old.

>>36393718
just move out of your parent house

>>36393718
Can you love in a storage unit

>>36393748
Was it expensive? I might consider doing something like that

>>36393714
>ywn be young enough to call someone a cunt and get away with it because you don't understand what you're saying

Feels bad man

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OFFICIAL CORN-BASED CRISPS POWER RANKINGS:

1.CHIP STICKS
2. ONION RINGS
3. PRAWN SPIRALS

***POWER GAP***

4.Bacon Bites
5. Cheese puffs

>>36393718
I used to visit my library for studying. Free and quiet if there's no kids.

This child play film makes no sense. How is a doll over powering people

>>36393754
Eventually I will but can't afford it right now

Are any of you lads interested in being my human toilet slave?

going till 12 or failure

push:
dips
pushups
plank
side plank
chest press
incline fly
arnold press
overhead tricep extension

pull:
pull ups
bent over rows
shrug
bicep curl

legs:
goblet squat
cycling 30 minutes

will this help me achieve ottermode?

>>36393780
It has spooky magic powers

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just found out my dad had a uncle len

>>36393765
Was 150 a month but that was in London. If you're somewhere else it would probably be cheaper.

You can also rent office space with Regus by the day.

>>36393782
what's your monthly income?

>>36393775
My closest library is awful and is full of dole heads

>>36393793
>legs:
>goblet squat
>cycling 30 minutes
I dont think cycling builds a lot of leg muscle but I'm willing to be corrected.

I tried to study at my local library once. It was full of pakis and niggers coming in for free newspapers and cups of tea and speaking loudly in paki speak.

It was absolutely outrageous, the staff were joining in on it too. Couldn't fucking believe it.

>>36393809
No income atm. I have money though

>>36393822
I have a exercise bike that allows me to up the difficulty if you don't think that'd be enough I'd be willing to add more stuff

>You will never be a London Gentleman. You will never have a wardrobe of the finest clothing in timeless designs and fabrics. You will never shave your face with classic British made brushes and soaps using the most refined and delicate fragrances. You will never be a member of a club where you can meet your acquaintances to discuss the political issues of our time while supping expensive spirits that delight the palate. You will never have a favourite table at Rules restaurant where you can dine of an evening with notable and esteemed figures.

>>36393714
blimey you were a right dopey cunt werent you lad

>>36393828
I don't get free newspapers or tea at mine. I'll take some pakis for that.

>>36393822
I doubt he wants big legs if He is going for an otter mode body.

>>36393828
I feel the same about my workplace lad. It all changed when this little scrotum called Amir Hussain started working there. High class my foot.

How do I become a proper adult instead of being a manchild, lads?

>>36393894
get a job, go to the pub every weekend and complain about your job to strangers

>>36393805
Thanks I'll have a look into this

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>>36393684
Once white women go black edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

lads LADSSSSS

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/job-stealing-immigrant-arrested-after-cops-find-63-jobs-in-basement/

thank fuck we're clamping down on those muzlanics!

>>36393986
>lefties attempting humour

>>36393986
Remember that thick bastard who said Muslamic rape gangs? He turned out to be absolutely right.

>>36393906

I've got a job; I'm a wagie. I'm still a manchild though.

>>36394028
I remember laughing at that when I was younger, the remixed version. Weird thinking I was laughing at the sexual abuse of children and didn't even think about it.

Still makes me wonder why most people I've met who held far right/racist views were complete morons though.

>>36394066
Because it's stupid.

The only reason you have those views is because you spend too much time on here and you take the things you read here too seriously.

>>36394101
I don't hold those views anymore though, only had then for a few months when i thought I was 'red pilled' from /pol/. Still cringe thinking about it desu

>mfw only supermarket within 30 miles is out of just about everything
>tfw not being restocked for another day

guess im starving tonight desu

>>36394066
People are morons it's just fact regardless of political view. Might also be because most mainstream far right/racist parties appeal to a "less smart" demographic with things like "taking your jobs" kinda deal. It's also easy to get across without much research needed on behalf of the person.
Whereas liberal parties appeal to the "WOKE" demographic allowing them to feel superior while also playing themselves as the victim. These people tend to be students or work in a city thus giving higher demographics in that area
At least thats my take. I tried to make it as neutral as possible.

>>36394168
Imagine the people who have held on to those views for years. That's what happens when you have nothing else in your life to give you comfort.

>>36394187
wtf where do you live lad?

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In the beta uprising, can I shoot the burgers?

>>36394205
>Might also be because most mainstream far right/racist parties appeal to a "less smart" demographic with things like "taking your jobs" kinda deal.

That's why Shipanon joined the BNP. He was terrified that a paki would take his van driving job.

>>36394214
very rural without a car, busses run at 7am and 8pm, no trains, literally 200 houses and a tiny co-op

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My parents, at the time of my birth, prayed that God would make sure I would have plenty of good friends, a good wife and a good job. But instead he gave me autism, reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Just one of the many cruel things that God has inflicted against the world, and against the wishes of his children.

>>36393859
For the record, I still am.

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>>36394229
The people who live around overtly criminal minorities vote right wing. Really makes you ponder

>>36394225
shoot anything you want

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>still not getting dark for another 3 hours.

>>36393714
I was 15 in 2002. Fuck I feel old.

>>36394289
I'm glad those drunken white idiots were arrested. They were trying to interrupt something beautiful.

>>36394229
>That's why Shipanon joined the BNP. He was terrified that a paki would take his van driving job.

I joined the BNP when I was in Sixth form actually, before I became a low intelligence van driver

>>36394289
I wonder when our resident Paki sex offender will show up.

>>36394205
You do know that some liberal academics talk about immigrants causing stress to working class individuals? The only difference is that liberals argue that it's the state and globalisation that it to blame rather than immigrants

>>36394322
Yeah but you knew your destiny.

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>tfw a group of girls run over to you to pet your dog

>>36394331
Yeah obviously. I was talking about when you end up talking to someone who is less than educated about politics but they still spout opinions like they're academics.

>>36394339

I joined because I was very interested in politics, and agreed with their manifesto more than any other party.

>>36394313
Plot twist: so was he

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>>36394291
>americans aren't people
I like the way you think lad

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Find suppliers on Alibaba.com

I got my head checked
By a jumbo jet
It wasn't easy
But nothing is
No

>>36394396
jesus christ manlets are disgusting

>>36394403
>Find suppliers
for chinese mail order brides?
>>36394420
gas for Joe

>>36393986
INDUSTRIAL SCALE

thank god for the police

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Visit the Great Wall

>someone texts me
>reply in under a minute
>30 minutes later and they havent said anything

what the fuck did you do after you texted me, throw your phone out a moving car?

>>36394485
they have a life and things to do anon

>>36394456
Always makes me laugh think of those swarthy Arabs thrusting in and out of those innocent vulnerable white children on an industrial scale in Rotherham

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Reject North Korean coal

>>36394485
>he doen't know how to play the texting game
>he pretends to be a normie and texts people

>>36394559
best korea is dominate, we will nuke u chinks into a superior haircut

We must warn Chinaposter that, under no circumstances, will /britfeel/ further appease this act of aggression.

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Reject opposition to Xi posting in Yinggan

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Investigate 3/11
M

>>36394556
hehe they must have wriggled and squirmed as Pakistani gentlemen stretched them out in the back of their taxis

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>mom called in a daytime tv show asking for advice about how i lock myself in my room all day playing games
Just fucking kill me now

>go to game to pick up some vidya
>enjoying a pack of pork scratchings on my walk there
>come across my ex and her new literal chad boyfriend
>she got fitter since I last saw her
>i've become a grimy depressed cunt since who spends all his free time playing japanese school girl sims

Bet she got a good fucking laugh at me ffs

>>36394624

I googled this last time, was is "3/11"

>>36394585
all of our ex cols are getting mouthy these days lad, someone really ought to do something

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Hong Kong shi Zhong Guo

>>36394646
would did philip schofield have to say?

>>36394655
>getting games from game

>>36394646
uh, get out of your room, dumb fuck. she looks at that like normal people look at a ghost. bet her ass wasn't sitting on a computer from 10am-midnight 40 years ago, was she?

Red pill me on China lads.

>>36394697
third world country run by capitalists

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>>36394672
fuck how did you know it was This Morning. It was Eamonn and Ruth though.
>tfw no holly waifu to comment on your Neet status

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>>36394697

Zhong Guo best Guo

>>36394646
>calls into a show
>shut in
So you could say that we don't really catch you outside?

>>36394713
tfw no holly mummy gf

>>36394713
thats the only daytime show i know of that takes callers

>>36394695
Only place with it in stock lad. It's 70 quid on Amazon

>>36394526
Normies do nothing but stare at their pocket jew all day every day, so don't give us that

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>>36394697

Red pill?

You mean Red Flag

get a better picture of xi
he looks like a gormless mong

>tfw you'll never be a high ranking member of the CCP

>>36394769
>>36394742
>tfw no Xi facepussy to use before a good nap

>>36394646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4
Louis? Is that you?

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They should make me negotiator to North Korea lads I could literally end all hostility in a day.

just had a shit get part lodged between my boyhole and turd cutter, was starting to get pressure pains so had to pull my cheeks apart and ease it out now im sat on a cushion with my arse feeling loose and sore

was rock solid as well, might need to look into my diet

That landlord must have felt a tremendous honour that day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHmsMxE7QdM

>>36394823
i could end your mums dry spell in a day but you dont see her ringing me up

>>36394849
>serving food like that

Fuck
The
Fuck
Off

>>36394849

Xi is just one of the britfeel lads down the pub

>>36394840
I got a meaty log backed up in my system as I type. Ate a nice 12 oz. rare steak a couple days ago and the ice cream I ate last night seemed to accelerate the unfortunate constipation. I got a bowl packed up and ready to smoke when that juicy, bloody log sits right at the edge of my anal capacitor. Happy fartin' to ya friend!

>>36394849
imagine if he pissed on the food. would of been a right giggle.

>>36394740
>pocket jew

why are you /pol/tards so dumb and brainwashed

>>36394849
>eating your dinner while "journalists" sit there flashing you
Gay as fuck. They should have bought a takeaway.

>>36394909
Why are you such a humongous stupid faggot

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>problem with your item a worker will be over to help you shortly
>they don't come over and expect me to approach them
>spaz out and keep throwing my apples onto the bagging area and re-scanning them till one of them FINALLY notices it fixxes it

tragic scenes lads, murdered my clutch trying to park too

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Yinggan edition

>p-please, force those memes inside me senpai
>ah, I-I didn't expect a l-lethal dose of morphine HAHA, so fucking good AHHH
>m-my dick is as hard as three week old Tesco bread senpai, you're forcing these memes so fucking good ahhh
Goodfe-
>*the britfeel poster violently spews cum before the word had even finished being said. And thus concludes his daily fix of forced, terrible memes*

>>36394914
But then Call me Dave couldn't pretend to be one of the lads could he

>>36394946

Is he getting fucked in the back of a reliant robin?

>>36394946
>he's never forced a meme

Why are you even here

>>36394941
how did you fuck up your parking lad?

>>36394953
Who is buying it?

>>36394974
>hes literally forcing this meme

>>36394996
No one, but since when were politicians ever in touch with the minds of their voters?

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Building a space ship lads.

>>36395004
>this forced memery

wew

>>36394791
>you will never listen to the bugged conversations of bourgeoisie normies, having the power to have them dragged from their beds at 4am and shot if anything they say makes you feel bad

Was the soviet bloc a paradise for Robots? I watched the lives of others recently and I envied the GDR character; I'd love to spend my days interrogating and spying on subversive elements of society.

>>36395027
>using mods

Why not just let the game play itself for you

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Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.

>>36395013
Sturgeon dude, highest ever mandate from the pepople

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Lets see these chinks off lad, nothing more British than the Reliant Robin

>>36394946
/britfeel/ fanfiction when

this is a good start

>>36395043
Because there's no way of telling how much Delta V your rocket makes without mods. Meaning you don't know if you'll have enough for your goal.

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>>36395079

But here's the one thats driving me berserk. Why do only fools and horse work!

>tfw you spend 6 months posting the same person but don't even get a name like china poster or sexy kev
I just want to be recogised for the irritating faggot that I am

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What is cornering like in one of these?

>want to buy a new phone
>no headphone jack

why the fuck is everyone copying apple ffs ree

>>36395119
lad, some of us are just not destined for greatness

>>36395119

Who is it, Richard Hillman?

Hillposter has certainly been brought up a few times

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>>36395123

This answer your question lad?

>>36395141
>>36395148
nope, it's a grill
>tfw nobody really does recognise you
to be fair, I just post her out of context and answer as one of the lads

>>36395148
Hillman is a derivative of Shipman

It's poor

>>36395162
No one cares about your plastic gooks.

>>36395162

We couldn't give a toss about roasties lad

>>36395162
I have no idea who you're on about lad, and I post here every day

>>36395178
not a gook
>>36395182
she is best grill, but I suppose a crayon fucker like you wouldn't understand

>>36395162

Who, Holly Willoughby? She's the only woman I think is posted with any consistency.

Recycling and speed limits are bullshit. They're like someone who quits smoking on his deathbed.

>>36395209
no
>>36395200

FeelsBadMan

>>36395222

I've been posting here at all hours almost daily during the past 6 months, I haven't got a clue who it could be, apart from maybe Holly who you said it wasn't

Who is it?

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That's it lads, the love hotel documentary I watched has made me want to set up a love hotel when I have the money.
Stay on the look out for a Mado brand love hotel coming to a city near you.

Post the lovely ladies you'd stay in one with.

>>36395258
What do you mean? Ladies are provided at Love Hotels.

>>36395246
I shan't say lad, though I will double me efforts in the coming days

>>36395258
what love hotel doc? Sounds comfy tbqh.
>tfw no asian cuddle hoe

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I'm developing a real passion for the Reliant Robin

>>36395310
It's called Love Hotel. It's a BBC4 one so it's pretty good. It was episode 15 of Storyville if you have a hard time finding it.

>>36395341
ty lad. Which asian country is it set in?

>>36395352
Japan. Just be warned, there are some unexpected feels in this.

Just got accepted into my first choice uni lads. Not sure fucking how because I didn't meet the requirements and have been out of education for 5 years but this is it. The end of my NEET life, very sad to see it go.

>>36395374
{spoiler] I will try to expect the unexpected feels [/spoiler]

C'est ne pas une meme force

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Imagine how life would be like if you looked like big Ramy.

People would stare and be in awe at your colossal stature, you'd never be lacking in attention and you'd probably get yourself tons of TV or modeling gigs just for being a freak of nature.

>tfw even on 5000$ of steorids and growth hormones a month you'll never be a colossus

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>>36395397
oops
>>36395394
well done lad, where? Wagecuck memes aside I'm proud of you.

>>36395405
The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as if being a man means looking the way a sculptor or an art director says.

>>36395405
Is that Justin Trudeau on the right?

cock in hand what shall i tug it too?

>>36395280

I think this is bait, no woman has been posted repeatedly over the past 6 months enough to make the poster known as X-poster.

You must have posted her about once per week at most.

>>36395493
Lily DeMure has a new scene with Christian XXX.

>>36395502
I am dedicated to goddess, do not doubt me. Normally I post between 11 and 3 am

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it's gonna be a rough one today lads

>>36395537
Im guessing you post the game of thrones slut

If so you're nowhere close to regular or interesting enough

>>36395545
Haha what is this image xD?

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>>36395556
>slut
you fucking what lad

>>36395530
What does s(he) look like? I find its her(his) videos to be very hit or miss with how passable s(he) is

>>36395442

ramy's left leg probably weighs more than half your body.

>>36395476

no, trudeau is on estrogen, not testosterone.

>>36395537

The only woman posted between 11pm and 3am last night was

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1492561722304.jpg

I have never seen her posted before.

>>36395582
He's peng. Not even on hormones he just wears a wig.

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>>36395258
I think I watched the documentary you're talking about. They seem absurdly comfy.

Not my cup of tea though.

Posted.

>>36393760
>>36393760
I can love you anywhere BB

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>He thinks you can force a meme in a mere 20-30 posts

>>36394980
my gate entrance is on a slight incline and my neighbour blocks half of it so I have to turn in at a time angle on an incline so I stalled it a load of times and rode the clutch like hell

>>36395595
I was out with friends last night, ladio

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I've only bloody gone and put my phone in the sink instead of the spoon I was holding. Outrageous

>>36393856
I will never live in a small town in coastal England

>>36395628

No wonder you are not a recognisable poster if you post your '''''gimmick''''' once a fucking fortnight

>>36395639
I've done the very same before lad, feelsbad

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>>36395656
I wanted to post this image without a text reply, but unfortunately I am in a shithole called /r9k/

>>36393714
that last one
please spell Could Not
some of my mates say cunt
and it only offends posh stuck up wankers
win win

>>36395656
This. I force several memes every.single.thread it gets so tiresome but I do it for you britfeel

>>36395649
I live in a small coastal town. Population booms at this time of year till september/october. Not that great, you get used to comfiness and emptiness and all of a sudden theres 150% more people from campsites and shite. I also haven't been on the beach for 5 years despite living about 1-2 mins away from it

>>36395689

Oh her, yeah I have seen her before, but very rarely.

>>36393856
sounds a bit fucking gay

>>36395689
>still getting flustered by the robot

Real memesters overcome

I just saw Harold Shipman get into his reliant robin to drive down to Tesco to get some stale bread and kettle chips.

>>36395735
>he ticks "I am not a robot" with no delibaration every time
the robot is the key

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The mental health nurse or worker started saying "no no no" in a hightened tone after I told her depression wasn't real and its for attention seeking "normal people" lel. I'm not going back there anyway

>>36393822
ride the biggest hills you can
I use to look on maps for chevrons and double chevrons on roads and ride up and down them
Ride hard work on your peddling technique and use top clips / straps

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>tfw not witty or dedicated enough to force the meme
>tfw not quite retarded enough to be a compete lol cow
I'm lost now lads

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Send money back home to relatives in China

>>36395808
Xi, can I have some women to make relatives with? Can they be qt?

Added pre-cooked chicken and chillis to my rice cooker today. Hope it doesn't turn out shit.

added two cups of water for 1 half cup of brown rice. surely thats enough

>tfw been trying to arrange a present for len lad but the guy i've been waiting on doesn't seem interested

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>>36395758
Fuck you and your forced shit

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>tfw going to the cinema tonight

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>>36395808
Buy British, Buy Reliant Robin

>>36395889
you'd better be going alone lad. At least let it not be a date?

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Purchase food from Wing Yip

>>36395763
What do you think is wrong with you if not depression? Lazyness?

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>>36395923
Drive to Wing Yip's in a Reliant Robin

I haven't been to /britfeel/ in a few days and it seems like I've missed out on a lot, can someone tell me what is up with all of this shitposting?

Half of the replies to this thread have been shitposts

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>>36395729

>dfw you have a bachelor's degree in Eng Lit and you work in a coffee shop

just kill me lads

>>36395920
It's with my brother

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>>36395957
Reliant Robin, lad

short fuse equals weak mind

who narcissist here?

https://youtu.be/_pDTiFkXgEE
Why aren't you a farmer britfeel? True NEET job

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>>36395316
So please about this lad

>>36395979
>his parents had sex
son of a normie

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>>36395957

>Implying britfeel isn't always half shitposting

>>36395719

>tfw used to be in dartmouth devon

during the summer we go from being an abandoned hillbilly inbred town with an average age of 60 to a rather packed hillbilly town with an average age of 45.

Fucking hate it. what kind of fuckwit wants to take a vacation in such an isolated area with 0 shops, 0 nightlife, 0 infastructure, no 4g, etc.

>>36395763
Well denial isn't going to help you to be fair.

>>36396025
kektactular

>>36395979

what's on lad

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>>36395957
Drink green tea everyday

>>36395957
People want their memes to be the next big britfeel thing, so they are pushing the shit out of them.

>>36396061
Chips m8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FKlbX-t9GLg

>>36395865
Don't do that you'll make me look bad in comparison

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Lads, you're in Greggs and this chap walks up to you and slaps your sausage roll out your hand, what do you do?

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>>36395957
*Truck boys pull up

>>36396074
>the fourth reply wasn't a shitpost

sad!

>>36396074

Don't understand meme's do you lad? It's a for of expression, an art form one might argue. Producing a popular meme is far from the memers mind at the point of creation, you do your part though.

>>36396118
Break the knobhead's glasses, the cunt.

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>>36396119
Blue shirt looks like Reviewbrah

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anyone here casually talk about having a wank in pubic?

>>36396117
don;t worry lad, doesn't look like it's going to happen, i've been a week with no word

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>>36395803
>tfw you click on roadsigns when it says mountians

>>36396166
That's brown shirts brother I bet

>>36396174

All wanks are in pubics, by definition.

>>36393959
LMAO bro, you will get rekt by Russians

>>36396216
ah fuckin hell, i thought i spelt public wrong

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Just had a wank myself then pic related comes up, they know lads

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>>36395957
I am enjoying the shit posting
cheered me up
very anxious day nothing to say
;->

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Seriously, did none of you go to uni? I couldn't fathom that lifestyle to be completely honest with you. I've met the best people ever here, we just got back recently from a short Easter trip to the Raja Ampat Islands. Truly the best time of my life, had a cheeky one nighter with a worldie from over there but don't tell my lads ;). Seriously lads, you should go to uni, I have a 110k starting job at my Dads tech firm when I graduate in the summer.

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Just checking how long im muted for

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>>36396266

>He thought adding detail would make his bait believable

come on now, lad

>>36396150

that guy is dead bro

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white girls love Reliant Robins

>>36396118
Slap him with a Tuna crunch baguette

>>36396266
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is in 50 years you're gonna staht doin some thinkin on your own and you're gonna come up with the fact that there are two certaintees in life. One, don't do that. And Two, you dropped a hundred and fifty grand on a fuckin education you coulda got for a pound in late charges at the public library.

fucking normie cunts never hire me

i do the interview and give all the right answers i look up online and everything they want of me what the fuck more do those cunts need

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>>36396344

He's reeling, but not out for the count. He threatens to write a bad portrayal of you as a character in one of his short stories, in an upcoming collection of short stories known as "The Man as a Collection of Spiders"

What do you do now?

>tfw someoone says they aint bee on Britfeels for a few days whats with all this shitposting
> and this shitposting just gets worse

>>36395930
no she said the problems I'm having is due to my autistic traits and she can't do anything if I'm not about to kill myself

>>36395865
what are you gifiting him a present for?

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>>36396373

What company and position were you applying for, mate?

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post 3dpd waifus
>crayon fuckers need not apply

>>36396301
What you on about bro?
>>36396345
Haha I love that movie mate, my ex could never get into it though. She got bored half way through and just ended up sucking my dick. Shit was so cash.
>>36396373
You need to gain confidence mate, just be yourself

>>36396373
Have you got much work experience ? might be worth working in a warehouse, bar or something for a bit to get some on your CV
If you are getting interviews you have what they want try and relax and talk with the people in the interview sometimes they just want to know if they would like to work with you

>>36396437
she looks mentally retarded

>>36396386
Britfeel is evolving. Everything that needs to be said has been said. We saw the conversation and OC for what is worth and didn't like what we saw. Eventually we will all be a forced meme. I'm already making preparations. I've been browsing google images a lot lately and amassing a collection. Tinkering with this idea of posting a photo of a crow and typing "its too orangey for crows". See you on the memefloor

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>>36396385
Run him over

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>>36396439

Is this some sort of meta-bait where you bait people into accusing you of bait?

>shit was so cash
>just be yourself

Maybe it's just an anon that's completely lost it

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>>36396424
it's a secret
don't tell len

>>36395616
And it's still not a meme, just a sad annoyance.

Why is BritNormie trying to force 'Xi' into a meme?

>>36396437
Crayon in the japs eye

>>36396386
>tfw you would take shipman posting over the god awful shite in this thread

>>36396437
She's been B L A C K E D lad

>>36396513
big if true
it isn't true lad

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>>36396478

It's over. DFW has died and his book of short stories will be published posthumously and unfinished. However, it will become a bestseller and be remembered as a classic example of American short stories

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>>36396462
Lets fucking force that cow meme

Look inside these walls and you see them having withdrawals
Of a prisoner on his way
Trapped inside your desire
To fire bullets that stray
Track a tire just tell you I'm tired and ran away
I should ask a choir what do you require
To sing a song that acquire me to have faith
As the record spin I should pray
For the record I recognize that I'm easily prey
I got ate alive yesterday
I got animosity building
It's probably big as a building
Me jumping off of the roof
Is just me playing it safe
But what am I supposed to do
When the topic is red or blue
And you understand that I ain't
But know I'm accustomed to
Just a couple that look for trouble
And live in the street with rank
No better picture to paint than me walking from bible study
And called his homies because he had said he noticed my face
From a function that tooken place
They was wondering if I bang
Step on my neck and get blood on your Nike checks
I don't mind because one day you respect

Remember to vote in the council elections.

Now that the dust has settled, what was your favourite forced meme?

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>>36396573

Vote CCP

>>36396573
i don't pay council tax so i don't care

>>36396603
Who are you scrounging off to avoid council tax?

what you lads listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg

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>>36396590
Xi 'the face pussy' gomunist

>>36396625
https://soundcloud.com/musclesynth/sets/the-pump-ep
Solid EP imo

>>36396619
mummy ofcourse, lad

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>>36396573
<tfw you realise you have lost it
This really made me laugh funniest thing all day

>>36396625
I was unironically enjoying this until the nigress opened her mouth to start singing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEXp89-gcHQ

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What the fuck is the point of these threads?
I'm going to make an Amerifeels

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>accidentally set my alarm an hour early
>got halfway through breakfast before I realised why it was colder and darker outside and why I was feeling so tired

I've felt awful all day

How do the morning people do it

JOBSEEKER, CAN OF STRONGBOW I'M A MESS

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>>36396670
lost it lads

>>36396408
depression is real. a lot of normies do say they are depressed when they are actually just fed up though.

What new words have we learnt today yinggan?

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"Its too orangey for crows"

>>36395589
>ramy's left leg probably weighs more than half your body.

>i want to get attention for being big because i am insecure and have nothing to offer

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>>36396740
*Runs over crow*

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Aparently this is how a straserist would vote in the June
http://uk.isidewith.com/

oi lads, anyone know when the old pound coins go out of date

>>36396789
Made me laugh lad

Wish I was in Scotland so I could vote SNP

They would be the most effective opposition.

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i had a cute church girl for a gf in high school
she used to text me all night every night until she fell asleep
one night she didn't text at all until after two am
she sent me a pic of her getting busy with a group of five truck boys
she sent me pictures of her with them in all kinds of positions and with multiple truck boys at a time in her hands and mouth and having sex
until then she'd been a virgin
every picture was sent with a text message taunting me
one was written by a truck boy but the rest were from her
they'd changed her
she now thought i was a weak little boy and she only wanted to be with a real man
the truck boys she slept with that night were all real men
all truck boys everywhere are all real men

>>36395763
>surprised she didn't agree with you when you said something that's completely bullshit

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Give University placements

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>>36396625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

>>36396839
currency doesn't "expire" when they roll out a new form, the old coins and notes remain legal tender and when they make their way back to the bank they just get cycled out of circulation

>>36396913
>all truck boys everywhere are all real men
I don't know about that, I've owned a truck

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>>36395258
About to go to the chippy lads, what do you fancy?

>>36396940
you do have to spend them by a certain date though

>>36396940
That's not true lad, the old fivers aren't legal tender from the 5th of May and quid coins aren't legal from October

>mental state quickly deterioting this year
>just trying to hold it together until after sister's wedding
>looks like I'm going to fail

Why couldn't I just get fucking stabbed and beheaded by some Muslim today?

How does the MItsubishi Mirage compare to the Colt?

>>36396904
They should put candidates in all English seats

>>36396989
wait 5th of may really? best pop down the bank then

Saw a kid get hit by a car today and I felt nothing lads, everyone was screaming and panicking and I was just focusing on not being late for work, am I autistic?

>>36397011
I can't imagine they are much different

>>36396976
get us a big sausage there lad. nice1

wondering if that lad who also applied to that java job through Client Server got any further than I did. Did the phone interview but got rejected a few days later (this was a week or 2 ago)

>>36396976

A pie and a can of cherry coke

>>36397058
no lad, you're just perfect

>>36397058
>, am I autistic?

maybe and maybe not. people deal with shit differently. some people like to get over dramatic and some people like to keep it to themselves.

>>36394313
I was 8

>about 6 months ago send an old mate a friend request on fb
>she sends me some long message about how she doesnt think it would be a good idea to be friends
>I said fine
>now she's just accepted my request
what did she mean by this?

I was out for a drive going to various service stations today.

I thought it would be a shit day, because I went to Telford Services on the M54 first and had absolutely no luck at all. One guy actually got a bit weird with me, must have misread the signs.

I decided to head off to Chester Services on the M56. This has always been a sure thing for me, and right enough, I hooked up with a big trucker after sitting in the Fresh Food Cafe for just 15 minutes.

He insisted on being rimmed which I wasn't keen on, but it was worth it when I got bummed.

After we were finished I suggested that I could rent a room at the Days Inn nearby and we could watch some films and cuddle, but as usual the guy acted a bit freaked out by this and left quite quickly.

Nevertheless I drove home satisfied.

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>>36396976
chips mushy peas and scraps doused in salt and vinegar please lad
>>36396719
well It was in the context of her asking if I'd taken the setraline they prescribed me and I explained I don't believe it improve my life

>>36397118
>she

is this a girl you where trying to get into or something?

anyway, she could of changed her mind. could always ask her lad. i dont know enough about the situation to give a good judgement.

>STILL NOT DARK OUTSIDE

FUCKING NORMIE WEATHER GET THE FUCK OUT MY COUNTRY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36397148
>is this a girl you where trying to get into or something?
Fuck no. We're old, old friends, as in we met 15 years ago. Might just message her since I'm already misearable I've nothing to lose.

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>>36396976
I'll give you a lift, lad. Get in

>>36396976

Haddock and chips, saveloys and some mushy peas please lad.

>>36397133
God damn truck boys

Who here not eating tonight?

Not worth the effort desu.

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>>36395258
tfw my mate didn't want to spend a night in a love hotel with me in Japan :|

desu though the shared baths showers thing in the capsule hotel was enough though, always seemed busy as well.

>>36395763
depression can only be cured by the pleasure of being cummed inside.


5 hours of reading today lads, big brain smart boi coming through.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrzDn_axpTk

Do insects decompose? I've kept a dead daddy long legs on my window sill for over 2 years and it's still there. Bit weird lads

>>36397247
I had that with a spider around my light fixture. Kept thinking it was just asleep

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>>36395258
I doubt a love hotel would work in this country.

>>36397247
>I've kept a dead daddy long legs on my window sill for over 2 years and it's still there

It's likely that it was a robotic surveillance drone, congratulations, your room has literally been bugged for all this time

>>36397274
How about a Hate Hotel?

>>36397247
insects and bacteria are the ones decomposing bodies by eating them

if its stuck in the window and dead no bacteria can get to it and no insects can, its essentially mummified

>>36397291
>bugged

smart desu

Lads, got a call from an 0845 number claiming to be The Times. Can these marketing people actually use your bank details? They said they'd give me a subscription for a while for a fee, before I realised and told the manager to take my details off the system. Am I gonna get robbed? The number is traceable.

>>36397300
A hotel where you can beat up pakis? I'd be in there a lot

>>36397351
did you say your card details over the fucking phone?

tbqh if you did you deserve to be robbed you retard

>>36397368
Poley, we found you a job lad

>>36397368
No, where you can beat up pathetic robots like us.

>>36397376
Y-yes, what do I do now?

>>36397368
When was the last time you beat up a paki?

>>36397427
keep a look out for money leaving the account and report the transaction

>>36397436
They're always in gangs and rely on numbers

>>36397427
Call your bank and cancel your card, you spacker.

>>36397477
As the number is traceable and it seems like a generic cold call company, I should be okay though, right?

Been on 'holiday' for the past two days. Looking after my sisters doggos inner house while she's away, beats sleeping in my dingy flat and the doggos makes great company, surprising how a change of atmosphere can make you not want to kill yourself. Sadly tommorow is the last day

>PPI deadline is August 29 next year

soon we'll be free from these ads

>>36397495
Why would you want to take that chance?