>need to fart >sitting next to Stacy

>>36393794
>need to fart
>on escalator
>Stacy is behind me
>let it rip
Take that you dirty slut.

>>36393794
But Stacy is already intimidated by Stacy2 on the bus, who keeps getting attention.
And Stacy2 is jealous of Stacy3 because she seems to have a loyal boyfriend.

And Stacy3 hates Stacy because she's still single, living the good life.

And you're sitting there, hoping to not be intrusive to Stacy, when she's too busy to even notice you.

i dont think ive ever smelled a stacy fart

do they have some type of device up their ass that prevents farts?

>>36393875
She'll notice me when I rip a fat, wet shart 2ft from her nose

>fart on Stacy
>apologise and insist she fart into your mouth to make you even

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>>36393794
>*BBRRRRRRAAAAAABPPPPPBPBPBPBP*
>"ya hear that stacy?"
>"that was for you"
>"I bet you felt it too"

>>36393928
nice rhyme dude

>be in ninth grade
>8th period bell rings
>walk out of classroom, head down the stairs
>itsamadhouse.jpg
>two stacies behind me
>had no idea
>let out massive wet fart
>OHMYGAWD WHO DID THAT???
>the crowd is too intense for them to find the right person to ridicule
>I fight the urge to laugh
>they actually begin gagging
>go home and actually feel happy

Really great day

>>36393794
>Both need to fart
>Both let it out slow and silent
>Both wrinkle noises and smell combined stench and look at each other with nervousness
>Now have a gassy stacy gf

>have to fart
>get away from everyone
>see girls coming
>could squeeze it out quick
>know it'll just get trapped in my clothes
>slowly release noxious fart smell seeping out right after they get there
>they'll be standing there for it to air out as if this fart timed itself just to get to their nostrils and no where else
son of a bitch