>there's currently a girl out there in the world, living,

/r9k/ is a place for OC, you've already made this thread multiple times.

>>36393855
It's statistically impossible for every male in the world to be paired with a single female such that the male and female are both of legal age.

>>36393911
At this moment, I'd have thousands, if not more, of single girls to choose from in my city alone.

Don't defeat yourself before you even try.

>>36393855
Why are you doing this? You're only setting up gullible young men for dissapointment and despair.

>>36393954
>I'd have
Exactly.
Fuck off back to /soc/ with your awful OC

>>36393956
It was true for me, and my situation was as miserable as the lot of you. If it can happen for me, it can happen for you.

And I lost my virginity to a prostitute when I was 26, just so we're clear here.

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Fuck you OP I'll die alone nontheless, you faggot.

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>>36393855
I'll be 29 soon and I'm still a khhv desu. I have friends and people tend to like me. As a friend. Never more. I'm just short and ugly.

You're telling me that there's a girl out there that would like me? And be nonconformist enough to not listen to her friends telling her that she should dump my ass because I'm "too short and ugly for her"?

I don't believe you.

nigga I'm 40 and your shit is fake news

>>36393984
>I lost my virginity to a prostitute
You're your own best case against your delusional, childish view of the world.

>>36393954
You're assuming you're the only single guy currently alive in your city. There are thousands of single guys as well. The chances that there are enough age appropriate girls to be paired with each guy in your city with a girl in your city is impossible.

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ITT: autists and virgins enraged that there's someone for them, too

Probabilities don't work if I spend all my free time in my room.

>>36394093
What? Since then I've had two long term relationships with two beautiful fantastic women.

>>36393855
If anything it is a given that some men will be alone. Being an outlier sucks, but you need to accept it as a possibility that you will never find somebody.

this is laughably naive. i wish i could still think like this though

>>36394395
Then you've defeated yourself. As is the case with everyone else in this thread.

>>36394435
There's a difference between understanding it's impossible for everyone to have a gf/bf and believing you will never get one.
I know it's hard being a brainlet, but you really need to use that noggin more.

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>>36394358
Well where are they then?

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>>36394537
Clearly not in your room.

I never claimed it was going to be easy, you know. Just saying that it's worth it.

It's sad how this is all an echo chamber of defeat.

Shame, /r9k/. Shame.

>>36394537
just B.E. yourself

also that pic is comical at best. especially when you get to the ANAL

>>36393855
>tfw sliding into her

Quite amazing desu.

>>36393984
'Can' still doesn't mean 'will', Jackass.

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>>36395418
Go give up then, you whiny little bitch.

Just remember that you chose to be alone and miserable.

That goes for everyone else in this thread. So stop whining about your choice, or do something about it.

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>>36393871
You must be neww here.

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>>36394569
Clearly not, you're right. But all I hear is that "they are out there...somewhere...where? Lmao you just got to find her anon!"

If no one can narrow it down more than that, then I might as well but lottery tickets

>>36395235
I saved it a long time ago. I didn't mean anything by it, I just like to post a pic if I think its related at all, same with this pic related.

>>36395605
Personally, I joined a sport. Because I wanted to join that sport.

I was still lonely, but I liked doing the sport.

Then I met her. And we became friends. And then we got into a relationship. And then I proposed. And then much later we separated.

It was chance. I accept that. But I increased the odds. Surely -you- can acknowledge that? Do you understand the concept?

That's what normies mean by 'go outside'. To increase the odds.

Outside also happens to be fucking big, but we normies can only show you the door. You're the one who has to walk through it. You're the one who has to decide the destination.

>>36393855
Stop posting fake shit. I am a 34 year old kissless virgin.

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>>36396010
>I am a 34 year old kissless virgin.

That's your own fault.

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>tfw normies were right about being/faking confident and going outside

>>36394537
>it's not the virginity it's knowign that you are completely undesirable
Nah m8, pretty sure it's the lack of sexy time with women. I don't give half a shit if people don't find me 'desirable'

>>36393855
>How do you feel about the fact that your roads haven't crossed ...yet?
I thought they had. But now I've got to face the fact that our roads were always meant to go in different directions, so now I'll just keep walking down mine alone as I always have.

>>36396414
Paths have this annoying tendency to cross and join, my friend.

Just keep on walking. We're all going to make it.