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Why don't blacks just let us call them niggers? They give the word power by telling us we can't say it. "Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself." -Dumbledore
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>>36607488
For what other reason would you say a racial slur apart from disrespect or trying to start a fight?
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>>36607949
Even just things like "wassup my niggah?"
It doesn't have to have a hard r for blacks to get upset.
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>>36607949
This.
End of thread. Pack up your bags, boys.

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Why are people from the mid-Atlantic area so fucking strange? (NYC doesn't count obviously)
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>>36607485

Strange how? They're harden people because of the weather and the competitiveness of the area
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>Why are people from the mid-Atlantic area so fucking strange?

>NYC doesn't count

Uh, what?

NYC is loaded with all manner of weirdness.
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>>36607485
Because bizness

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anyone else not scared of not being alive but id be terrified to die in a wreck or shot up. i sometimes wanna stick a shotgun in my mouth but i feel like somehow id live since id be doing it in my back yard in a subdivision people could come quick. plus im a pussy. i would like to be able to have the option to just choose a date to die one, i dont think i would instantly if given the chance but i want to know i have an instant way out.

i seriously hope this is all there is and there is no reincarnation. i seriously cant grasp why im me and not sensing through someone else instead of me.

i really like to smoke but sometimes i cough up phlem and id hate to get cancer only because i feel like people would rub it in my face
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u sound lika loser
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Yes, I would also like to not be alive. If I had an instant death button I would push it immediately.
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>>36607806
am i retarded for not wanting to kms but would totaly do what you said half the time?

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When did you realize you were just another dumbfuck retard?

I personally just now came to this realization.
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>>36607423
What caused the realization anon?
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Hearing people who have the same hobbies as I do (electronics, video games, technology in general) talk. I can hold conversations with them, but when it comes down to the details, I'm an idiot.
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>>36607466
Start with the broad swaths and learn the details as you go. Don't make shit up though, thats how you fuck up.

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https://plug.dj/terrible

come play music with fellow anons!

>how does this work?
click the bar at the bottom left and create a playlist, then search for YouTube videos/SoundCloud links via title or URL. you can also import playlists from either website. select Join Wait List to get in the queue.
>what can I play?
any music that you enjoy. varied taste and deep cuts are always appreciated. if you Woot a song it will give a point to you and the person playing it. try not to Meh something unless you really can't stand it as opposed to feeling indifferent.

extension: https://plugcubed.net
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Biggity boo, a bump for you.
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Commenting
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>>36607481
r9kbot status: buttblasted

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>roommate saw the cut on my arm
>had to make up a story to explain it
fuck

Whats a good excuse for random cuts?
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Being an attention seeking faggot is a pretty believable one
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>>36607327
Cutting is for a pathetic excuse of an attention whore that is too coward to even kill himself.

Just say "shit dude I don't know, I passed near a sharp branch or something"
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Cats usually cut their owners alot

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Hey Anon, I just wanna tell you that........you're a nice guy
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Y-you too.

[roginal}
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>Haha anon you're so funny I love hanging out with you :)
>You're such a good friend anon :)
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>"D-do you like me?"
>"No"
>"Oh. Ok."
>"cya around anon"
>"th-thanks. You too"

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*blocks your path*

How do you manage to be a virgin past the age of 18? literally every has sex in college son!
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>>36607262
bump because I know this has been asked to a couple of you robots by your pops
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>>36607262
not an argument

not an original argument
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>>36607570
>Father is too dead to virgin shame me
Feels good man

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ITT your new name

Is it Alpha or not?
>Pinky Gigglehead
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>>36607230

>Lumpy Diapermouth
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>>36607230
>Zippy monkeychunks

honestly could be worse.
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>>36607230
>Oprah Toiletchunks

Why the FUCK am I always tired? Is 7 hours of sleep not enough? As soon as I get home from work, I crash so fucking hard
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>>36607228
Do you eat to sustain life
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Masturbation, diet, and probably lack of exercise?

It could also be that nobody is meant to work an 8 hour fucking day.
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>>36607252
What did you mean by this?
Splatter Platter

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Ever since I've bought an e-cig I've been using it constantly. It gives me a warm, productive comfort that I can't go without. Is all of this nicotine bad for me?
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Yes. And you also look like a giant faggot smoking your robot dildo
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>>36607118

e-cigs are lame af, atleast cigarettes can like aesthetic. either way best to avoid nicotine.
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Fukkin lol. If you're gonna do nicotine, just smoke regular cigarettes.
Plus, when you go to smoking areas you can relate and talk to people easier. That's how I made friends

Tomboys or girly girls?
Archer girls or mage girls?
Shy girls or bold girls?
Big tits or nice ass?
Sub girls or dom girls?
Giantesses or minigirls?
Warrior girls or princess girls?
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>Tomboys or girly girls?
Both in the same girl, but more girly.

>Archer girls or mage girls?
Archer

>Shy girls or bold girls?
Shyness in some situations, boldness in others. A girl that is shy where she should be bold and bold where she ought to be shy is terrible.

>Big tits or nice ass?
BOTH

>Sub girls or dom girls?
In bed? Sub. In life, both at the appropriate situations.

>Giantesses or minigirls?
Neither, petite is nice.

>Warrior girls or princess girls?
Both attitudes, in different situations.
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>>36606942
tomboy
archer
shy
ass
sub
mini
warrior

give me harder choices next time.
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>>36606942
girly
mage
ass
sub
mini
princess
tbqh

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Is it possible for a blackbot to find an asian gf?
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I've seen a black guy dating an asian girl
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>>36606966
Did they look like a nice couple?
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>>36606938
Unless you find a trashy Vietnamese/Filipino girl, no.

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>tfw eating a potpie and realizing that as I break it up into pieces to make it more easy to consume that I'm actually displaying a macro-scale example of what large detritus does to organic matter to make it intractable for microbes

as above, so below

what profound realizations have you come across while doing something mundane today, /r9k/?
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>>36606810

Today I watched a raccoon sneak back into its home while a normie failed to appreciate the raccoon at all because he was on his phone
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>>36606953
he was probably phone posting on /pol
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>>36606989

I can only hope, he was a poo in loo though, so its about 50/50 i'd say

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You walk into a room and there he is the cutest reviewer of them all. what do you do
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i give him a smooch
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Talk about American domestic policies enacted since the second world war.
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>>36606772
ignore him because he's out of my league

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