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probably get a rock hard erection and awkwardly stutter until she loses interest

Scream in her face like she asked me to

>>36876626
>What do you do?
I'm actually Indian, which is much closer to black in the racial dichotomy than white

Although my skin tone may appear Sicilian in complexion, I assure you, we are much closer than you may believe, my nigga!

why is it so pointy fatass

>>36876509
this lmao
thats one ugly cock

>>36876483
There are so many things I don't like about that picture but I think it would be shitty of me to bully you, it's not like you can just go to a store and ask for a new cock.
Sorry.

>>36876482
God I hate dogs

>>36876625
fpbp
People who keep dogs in big cities are literally retarded.

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>>36876482
Hi doggy, would you like to hear the message of Jesus Christ? Maybe we can do that over a cup of tea.

>>36876179
I will never understand the hate. You ask them why they're terrible and they just go "because they're cargo shorts!"

It's either cargo shorts or basketball shorts, and I'd rather have cargo over basketball otherwise I risk the chance of having a boner incident in public

>>36876179
Fuck them. Cargo shorts are the shit. They're universal. You can't look good in basketball shorts if you're not a Chad.

>>36876179
Khaki shorts
Same shut minus the pockets which are what make people sperg out because they got associated with neckbeards a few years ago

>>36876013
Yes and i would cum in her pussy because i can do that without getting her preggo obviously.

you know
not fuck a pregnant girl you sick fuck

>>36876050
Half the fun is the risk that she can get pregnant you fag

>>36875976

The fuck is going on here nigga

Oregano

>>36875996
Nigerian scammer being scammed.

>>36875996
that k-on game with the customizable anime girls send me the link my friend

>>36875907
Why did you match someone like me? What picked your interest?

Is that pussy stank or nah? I can't be fucking with a dirty hoe.

>>36875936
Reroll for true love desu desu

>>36875843
>How retarded am I?
Very.

what the fuck OP

it wouldnt have been such a bad idea had you not come across as an actual rapist stalker with a fake account

That's pretty epic. She'll obviously get creeped out, but she'll probably laugh a bit at how ridiculous that is.

>>36875595
Bringing him down to your level

fuck off nigger no one wants you here

>>36875595
And he probably still has a higher IQ than you, makes more money than you, gets more respect than you, gets laid more than you, etc. and it's all cause sympathy people have for his condition you caused him to have.

When was Perri Piper killed? She's a disgusting kike

>>36875465
Please don't tell me that's a real image to the right..

>>36875502
hello newfriend
not originalio

What is mturk? Is it an easy way to make $30/hr from my home?

>>36875303
more like $5/hr if you're good (iirc)
it's for extra spending money if you've already got an actual job to live on

>>36875345
>$5/hr
Still more than I'm making now, but like OP, I don't have a bank account or credit history, and I've never paid taxes.

>>36875216
i-i'll be your friend anon
orignal

>>36875216
We can be friends fembot.

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>>36875216
>inability to move on from the past
>all I do is reminisce about old friend groups I magically found
>think over situations and wonder what would have happened if I had done x instead of x
>look at their profiles and remember all the fun things we did
>in my mind they all happened yesterday instead of 1+ year ago
>intense loneliness, want desperately to go back to them
>situations are different and it wouldn't be the same
>long for another group that I can replace the memories with
>not good enough to find friends or groups unless they stumble into me

>following tripfag-esque posters' lives
Sorry I'm not a Redditor. I don't worship and follow someone because they have a username and show their face.

>>36875201
He is an attention whore

>>36875277
> Lots of butthurt; didn't answer the question.

>>36875076
>be me
>like a short petite girl with glasses
>girl start opening up to me
>my "best friend" ruins it for me
>i still think about her everyday

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>>36875076
I love just love her anon...

She is exactly the type of Girl someone like me who spend a majority of his time playing Video games and watching tv-series would fall in love with.

She's smart, pretty and cringingly akward like me, that's why it broke me when she started going out with the "popular" girls, started experimenting with drugs and alcohol.
Don't get me wrong, she is the weirdest Girl i know, with 18 still a Kissles Virgin, i always wanted to be her first...

What still kills me inside is the fact that i know just a little more time to get less chubby and more healthy and she could've been mine. But no, after i got into Pick up artist stuff i "wanted to be more manly/demanding" that stuff drove her away from me... It hast been 9 weeks and 1 day since she sent me that Massage.
It was: "I'm sorry, but you're just not the same anymore and i know we should do such a talk in person but i'm too lazy for that rn and you wouldn't let me finish my senteces anyway." I suggested that ww should end our 5 year long friendship after we hat a small fight.
She was my crush since i was 12, i am 18 now...
Me and her got pretty close in that first year, since then it kinda never got forward because i got fat and i knew she would reject me because of it, can't blame her, would do the same if she was fat.
She has beatiful long Red hair and sometimes she still wears her glasses, i think she looks a lot like Barbara gordon (batgirl) with it. My favourite fictional Characters are Batgirl and Nightwing (Dick Grayson, the first robin) and my phone background are Nightwing and Barbara holding eachother...

I still think that if i had more self control und would eat healthier she would be mine and we would cuddle right now, but no, guess Nightwing wasn't inspirational enough...

Pic related is phone background

>>36875721
Could cont and tell more about her, if OP is still here

That's not true, though.

Yes, it is true that there is a "depression chic" sub culture in the youth these days where people whine and bitch, trying to one up each other with how "depressed" they are to get attention. Where depression is, in the most literal sense, fetishized.
But that usually involves both men and women. It's not healthy at all.
What incentive would people have to sort their shit out if acting depressed and self pitying was keeping your relationship together.

Depression is something you have to get over yourself.
Depressed people shouldn't be in relationships.
What looks like "emotional support" is really "enabling"

>girl in image is fat "body positive" type
>guy is body builder Chad whose figure doesn't change in the second frame

>>36874679
>being cute in normal clothes
Top tier
>eating on my fucking bed and getting crumbs everywhere
FUCKING ROASTIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND PAY ME FOR THE CLEANERS REEEEEE