Tinder Bread

>>36875907
Why did you match someone like me? What picked your interest?

Is that pussy stank or nah? I can't be fucking with a dirty hoe.

>>36875936
Reroll for true love desu desu

>>36875907

Do you think you count as white, brown-eyes?

>>36875907
ask her what's her position regarding david lane and the 14 words

>>36875907
Have you accept Jesus the Christ as your Lord and Savior?

God damn my dick fungus is bad today

Do you like black cock? I surely do!

>>36875907
Can you fit both your fists in your mouth?

>>36875907
"Why are your eyes so beautiful. Maybe I could get a better look at them if you come get some coffee with me"

How's your day been, baby? Mine was shagalicious ;)

What's your friend's name in the pictures?

>>36875907

Have you fucked a black guy? Nevermind, I know you have. There isn't a single white girl left who hasn't been tainted by diversity. To think, in a different life we may have been soulmates. Remember me my love, farewell.

>>36875907
Do you like having your butthole licked clean?

The dark night is rising, are you ready bb?

Have you ever ridden a 4 inch cock?

What is up with your name, were your parents taking the piss?

>>36875907

Are you truly valuable, or merely a cute shell of a woman? Tell me, my love.

Can I cece those titties

I was just wondering, why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

>>36875907

Are you proud of yourself and the path you've decided to walk along in life?

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>>36876130
This
fuckrobotio

I've been high since last Friday

dubs

>>36875907

Is this the place you want to be when Jesus comes back?

Would you suck my dick based solely on my looks

What are your thoughts on smegma?

>>36876051
rolling

sdkfjhseruhsef

>>36876155
Noish
N

>>36875907

Wanna give-a-me a blow-job-e

>>36876155
there we go, let cece hear it

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>>36876166
>>36876155
Fuck I didn't see this before

>>36876166

THIS ONE OP. GO FOR IT NOW.

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>>36876206
Dopdhkwpw

>>36876230
G-good, cause I totally dont have that haha! But would it be a deal breaker if someone did have it???

>>36876230
I'm looking for a girl with a feminine penis

>>36876230

Cece, my dear, you have such a radiant face. If you and I got together, I'd bareback you and my smegma would comingle with my cummies and we'd produce a beautiful child. What do you say?

>>36876230

HAHA HOLY SHIT - fucking spell check is crazy! I typed "sailing" not "smegma"!

>>36876277
Pottery.

Originalia

>>36876277
hehe
This thread won't last long

>>36876277
KEK op do it

>>36876299
>>36876300

HOLY SHIT. WHAT KIND OF MAGIC ARE WE WITNESSING?

>>36876230
Oh cmon, we both no you'd love my dickcheese around your face

>>36876277

OP has no balls.

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Sorry for the delay. Had to pick my sister up

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>>36876805
Hidooidjekso

That's your choice, but can I fuck your dead body? I need your consent, I'm not like the other guys, I'm actually nice LOL :)

>>36876891
Oh, can you be my mommy then?

>>36876965
This, go full necrophile OP

>>36876891

I'm just joking, u really think I'm serious? Lol you must have had bad experiences lol.

>>36876891
I'm erecting my tent

I'm sorry, you must not understand my humor m'lady

You stupid fucking Stacy bitch you aren't worth the smegma that lays dormant on my dick have fun getting ass blasted by a fucking Chad who will just use your fucked pussy and leave you to the side cunt bitch

>>36876891
Fuck you slut your ugly anyways I wouldn't give u my cumm

>>36875907
Why are you named after a failed pizza buffet?

Don't act so smeg, bitch, this is why I need feminism

>>36875907
This entire conversation is the result of other people's posts more or less being chosen randomly. In fact this reply isn't even mine. So on behalf of everyone contributing I'd like to say that I have an insatiable desire for penis.

>>36877471
Go for this senpai, this is gonna be mint

Nothing is wrong with a bit of smegma, have you ever even tasted it? It's not THAT bad.

>>36877499
Winrar bitch ass motherfucker

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>>36877499
Bimbamflimflam

>>36877475
Gonna gopher this, feels like the meta I need right now

>>36877475
Gonna go ahead and reroll on this shit.

>>36877475
Please All Father, if you are there, grant me the numbers that are equal next to eachother

Nigger tongue my anus my sweet

Wat are the odds of me seeing you naked tonight?

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Have you guys tried it???????

>>36877838
If she's still talking to you she's dtf

>>36877838
Yeah, ever had a salty, buttery cracker? It tastes a bit like that, crackers are my kink.

>>36877845
This. The only problem is she isn't attracted to you, she's attracted to 5 r9k posters. What will you do when she come see over?

>>36877865
Wanna answer the question.

Of course. It's taste is reminiscent of cottage cheese made from a goat.

>>36877867
Invite you guys over as well. After all she's attracted to all of us

It tastes like someBODY milked donald trump dry

>>36875907
Of course I had! It tastes like Apple Gerber. You look like someone that would do it

It tastes like cod with balsamic vinegar

It tastes of Haggis mixed with humus and fries

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>>36877838
can i see her bio senpai?

>>36877977
Oh boy here we go, guise

here here here

I could fuck you like my gardener works, spictacularly

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>>36877980
Here ya go m'lady madam

>>36878086
Oh, that's nice b o i

>>36878086
God, everything about her is such a huge fucking red flag.

>>36878086
Ugh. Wish I hadn't read that

>>36878106
She seems like she's just shilling her cosplay shit

>>36878086
I'll grab you by your reigns in africa

>>36878086
p-ppost photos?

>>36878086
Kinda normie sounding but the hobbies are robot as fuck. Ya might be ruining your shot OP

>>36878177
Oy vey I got dubs, if this counts I want you to link her to this thread and ask her out on a date

>>36878208
Other dubs came first, the post wasn't goo but it comes first

>>36878177
Don't be a retard, there's a fuckton of "gamur grilz." You're very naive if you think they're not just fishing for attention while simultaneously trying to convince themselves that they're unique.
Also, Pokemon, Zelda and Overwatch are EXTREMELY pleb vidya.

>>36878277
Post this too OP

>>36878277
Post this to her opee

>>36878295
DO IT OPOP

Why is a OP a take so long?

Here's a song about Hitler:

Oh Hitler I love you so

I just wish that you could know

How much you mean to me

The Aryan race is my destiny

And oh Hitler I think you should know the truth

'Cause any day I'd be your Hitler Youth

You loved your country Germany

A patriot guy is the guy for me

What you did was impeccable

And completely respectable

Your campaign to restore your country to its former glory

So what if you gassed a few Jews

The fringe benefits were fuckin' huge

The truth is baby

You did nothing wrong

You were right all along

Where's OP at?

>>36878465
>>36876805

damn sister

>>36875907
Come back OP ;_; ffs

>>36875992
rerolling for this. Then explain the 14 words to her if she is confused.

>>36877838
listen bitch, you're going to shit in my mouth and use the spit poop lubricant to jack me off

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It's been a while so I don't think she's coming back. Hasn't unmatched tho

>>36878955
winrar. Send the screen shot

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>>36878955
Pwbdpwlmd

i'm really into pegging, wanna try it this weekend?

>>36879491
Eating my smegma of course, you dumb bitch.

>>36879491
kek OP got BTFO

BLOCKS

>>36879491
Let's start over ok? Hello, have you eaten smegma before?

>>36879491
Rob a bakery, replace all of the food with dog toys, blame it on Ryan Reynolds. The cops will buy it and him getting fucked will be our first three-way.

>>36879491

Damn, she laid it down flat right on top of your fucking face mang, what are you going to do?

>>36879491
link her to this thread

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>>36879588
Nice
>>36879605
Post dubs

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>>36879588
well this is probably the end

>>36879491
>She still hasn't just stopped talking to you
OP is Chad confirmed

op u stupid nigger ask her:

"CAN I CECE THEM TITTIES"

Say
"I don't like sand, it's coarse, rough and irritating. Not like you. :)"

*teleports behind you*
Pshh. Nothing personal Cece-kun
/Unswipe/

>>36879952
/thread

op is out fucking her right nao

>>36879977
What do we do in this situation? Lmao

>>36875907
>Supposedly robot
>Having a facebook

>>36875907
Id really like to take back everything earlier. Id love to have you over one night, eat some pizza play some vidya, maybe a movie or two.

You'd see im a great guy, and right as your dozing off to sleep im going to tie you down to the bed and then dismember you, cut off your face, and keep your head and limbless body in my freezer and use them as fleshlites and wear your face while I fuck whats left of you. After I get bored grind you up into a Cece and smegma sandwich.

>>36880065
That's a tinder you fucking retard. Do us a favor and go back to >>>/reddit/

>>36880119
lol not happening, faggot

>>36880126
you need a facebook for tindr

>>36880148
What a fucking chicken shit, abandon OP and his faggot thread.

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>>36880158
Yeah, if you're a fucking casual

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>>36880171
I'm OP and that faggot wasn't me

>>36879637
>how about you buy me dinner and we pretend we're normal people until your neighbors file a noise complaint?

Ask her if she'd like to smoke a blunt with you

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I quit the team, but believe im ballin'

Want a verse? Put up a stack or quit callin'

30's on my Chevorlete call me supa dupa

Garage like roots I got more whips than Kunta

Rivera sittin on the Bulls best hoopa

Ya'll still ridin 20's? ya'll some oompa loompas

if dubs, send her a dick pic

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I found this thing once

>>36880604
weird but pretty tame to what I've seen. I live in Chicago where there are "art" schools and you have so many special snowflakes it's hilarious how desperate they are to be different

Is OP kill?

Polygonal post.