Be honest with me, dicklets, how jealous are you?

why is it so pointy fatass

>>36876509
this lmao
thats one ugly cock

>>36876483
There are so many things I don't like about that picture but I think it would be shitty of me to bully you, it's not like you can just go to a store and ask for a new cock.
Sorry.

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That thing is fucking disgusting m8.

Put it the fuck away nobody wants to see that its actually depressing.

sorry you can't grow pubes, anon

You look like a burn victim

>>36876483
I don't think this is what you were expecting was it.
Better luck next time friend.

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>>36876483
not a dicklet and in no way jealous, lol

>>36876483
gimme some ruler pice

>>36876608
>that fused head
Gross.

You guys sure are making a bad case for cutfags today.

>>36876483
fucking cone-ass glans

>>36876483
Your tip looks like a rhomboid. No homo.

Jealous of what, OP?

>>36876483
we got a conehead in here lol

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>>36876483
>>36876608
>posting your little white dicks

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>implying I'm jealous

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No penis shaming in this thread. All cocks are welcome. No matter how dry, pointy, small, or geriatric.

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>>36876483
I may be a dicklet but my dick looks 100 times better than your disgusting cock.

>all these big dick virgins
>meanwhile been fucking chicks since 14 with my average ass fuck small 5x5 dick

Feels good to the King.

>>36876848
Not a virgin here, I'm married.

>>36876608

There are some nasty fucking dicks in this thread.

>>36876879
Well if you're married, then why haven't we seen your wife yet?

Checkmate anon

Switzerland: 1
Burma: 0

>>36876848
>>36876978
I thought r9k was mostly devoid of typical loerscated/b/randumsnessteehee faggots.

>>36877009
You're on a board filled with teenagers, the fuck do you expect? Also that meme is old as fuck.

>>36877072
I'd argue the majority of people who ACTUALLY comment or have conversations in r9k are at least 20+. Take that bullshit back to /b/.

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>>36876821
But you're originally fat....

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>>36876774
I would suck your dick if you aren't ugly desu

Is this the ugly dick thread lmaoo

>>36877112
You'd actually be quite surprised at how young a lot of people here are. You think you're talking to someone you're age 25+ and end up talking to a 16 year old fembot who has been arguing with two 17 year old anons for half the day.

>>36876483
But it is so small.

>>36877167
That would indeed surprise and arouse me. That is if I weren't currently dead inside due to having forgotten to take my meds for the last few days.

Have they been following you around somehow? Are you sure it isn't just random dudes each time?

>>36876817
Why does the head look like a blanket grandma knit? Is this what circumcised dicks look like? Yuck.

>>36877154
>>36876774
these are the only good ones in this thread

>>36877196
I'm pretty sure man. You spend enough time in the many discords across /r9k/ for a variety of things and you'll see how many young people there really are.

>>36877270
>being a true robot
>going in a discord
pick one

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>>36877251
they're both not that nice tho

>>36877314
i am aware of that lol

>>36877270
I hopped in once but a few regulars were talking about how one dressed up as a sissy for his then girlfriend and sent pics to a few of the others. Nothing against a solid trap but some poor underage dude from r9k on discord being taken advantage of a few probably 40+ year old dudes wasn't my think so I bounced.

Then again, I'm a bit picky about the conversations I take place in so maybe I'm not not the underaged trap fetish sort.

>>36877308
I use it for my D&D games. Nothing wrong with discord when roll20 sucks dick.

>>36877308
I never said I was a robot.
>>36877346
Quite a lot of them are underage honestly.

>>36877123
Implying you don't want my dick in your butt.

>>36877314
I would literally kill someone to suck your dick.
Not even kidding.

>>36876483
why would I be jealous of a chode?

>>36876608
Your dick is ugly too, fag

>>36877416
That's not his lol.

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>>36877410
I don't.. it's smallish and too curvy and attached to a cocky fat person which is something that shouldn't exist.

>>36877388
This is the longest conversation I've had with someone under 18 since, oh, 8 years ago?

I don't think I'm missing much.

I jump on here to comment on random robots need threads that need relationship advice or some shit like that and it's often "my wife" or "in my college class", etc.

If it's a highschool kid I just call them a dumb faggot because they'll forget about all of the bullshit they're going through by the time they're 20.

So maybe I'm seeing different parts of the demographic, as I avoid the spam/filler/dumbshit threads.

>>36877454
are you telling me someone would post a picture of a penis on here that isn't theirs
wtf

>>36877455
Whatever my man, your loss.

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>>36877454
yes it is anon! don't be like that

>>36877476
I'm 26, just saying there are a lot of people who post on /r9k/ that are teens. I was just giving you a hard time earlier. I mostly try to go into the more hardcore threads because I feel they need the advice more usually.

>>36877525
Post it with a time stamp then : ^)

>>36877525
>implying you didn't snatch this pic off Reddit like the little rat-dicked bitch you are

>>36877539
AH, fuckin knew it!

Last time I tried to talk to someone even under 22ish they were dumb as fuck and had really warped views on stuff.

No worries. I don't doubt this place has a young section of the userbase but I hold out hope that it's mostly older.

>>36877540
but no one else is using timestamps :v(

>>36877588
I used to think like that too, I find I'm proven wrong time and time again depending on the board I'm on.

>>36877598
No one else has such a nice dick though.

>>36877628
>>36877598

He won't post a timestamp because he is an attention-seeking, lying pos.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MassiveCock/comments/59rudp/i_second_the_notion_of_a_thick_thursday/

>>36876608
not jealous either, but i think you have some leprosy on that dick.

might want to have it checked.

>>36877699

and that picture is likely photoshopped as well

>>36876608
Another liar spotted. Dunno why he picked an ugly dick out of all of them on that sub.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MassiveCock/comments/1f0l04/its_been_awhile/

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I'm pretty salty that my parents decided I don't need a foreskin, but whaddayagonnado.

>>36877859
also i dunno if i was supposed to spoiler this or how, mods have mercy pls

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7.3 x 6.2 robot here

no lies either

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>>36877699
>>36877770
it's not photoshopped

What's with all the dick threads lately?
Completely not an original comment

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>>36877915
You're not fooling anyone anon, that's obviously not the same dick.

>>36877915
How thick are you?

kjjkkjkj

>>36877915
Wait what the fug original

>>36876483
At least you aren't a pencil dick

>>36877915
well i'll be damned
rape me

>>36877915
whats the measurements, looks about 8 x 6

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R8 my dick oreganod

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>>36877912
proof of girth

originally

>>36878207
Not him, but its 8.4x6.2

I know my dicks.

>>36878207
Yeah around that

>>36878247
I like this dick the best because it's hairy and the toilet paper in the toilet is just so uncouth.

>tfw no hairy musky robot to suck off on the toilet

>>36877915
>Just happens to show up in this very thread with a timestamp
You're not fooling anyone.

>>36878539
I've been here for years anon

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>>36878809

I've got a question, if thats really you.

Does that reddit page actually get you any female attention. On here, its basically only gays giving compliments.

>>36876738
that's very clearly an asian dick

>>36879204
Yes, a lot. The majority are gays like here but I get a lot of replies from women and couples.

>>36879394

has it ever gone anywhere after the comments?

essentially is it worth making an account there if you have the right size?

threads like this make me perfectly happy to have an average, non ugly cock.

>>36879500
If you like talking to sluts. If you're in a big city you could easily find a hookup

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>>36877314
pls have sexx with me

>>36879653

>hookups

you're talking to a socially retarded robot here, online is the only domain I can operate in, so I might actually try it though, considering that reddit page couldn't possibly have more gays than here.

>>36877314
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

plssssss originatotomatoe

8 inch length by 6 inch girth here
your dick is fucking disgusting and doesnt look to me be more than 6 inches long why would anyone be jealous

>>36876483
Why does your gut have so many stretchmarks? How many children have you given birth to?

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>>36877314
I will never not be salty that mine isn't this big.

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>>36876483
Here is my dick to. What you think?

>>36881548
shave that bush down

>>36881715
Yeah sorry that's not gonna happen.

>>36881548
v aesthetic, best ITT imho

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>>36882175
Thanks here's a better picture of it.

>>36882420
>better pic
>wire down the middle of it
hehe

>>36882463
You should lose weight you fat piece of shit.

>>36882463
eeeh, its about average man. just be a little more gentle would ya?

>>36876483

it looks seriously deformed

>it's an anons compare dicks episode

You guys are a bunch of queers

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Where's ur hair at dudes?
Thinking I might be breaking some laws browsing this thread

>>36883036
t. Closeted gay dicklet

>>36876483
Did you stick that in a pencil sharpener? It's so short and pointy.

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>>36876483
>>36876608
>>36876774
>>36876817
>>36876821
>>36877154
>>36877859
>>36878247
>>36881038
>jealous of (((mutilated))) cocks that look like burn victims

Enjoy having only 30% of the sensitivity us natural folk have.

>>36877912
>>36877915

My uncut aka natural 100% sensitivity niggas.

>>36883202
t. uncut dicklet

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>>36883309
>one chance at life
>without your consent you got 70% of your manhood's sensitivity removed before you could even have a boner because of a retarded bronze age kike fairytale
>foreskin restoration is a scam
>you'll never know how good this feels

>>36883363
You barely have any manhood you cum dumpster

>>36876608
literally shit with corn bits

>>36876483
Uh, the harpoon is supposed to be pointed the other way, whale.

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>>36876483

Uh, you're a dicklet and to make it even worse you're just pulling on your disgusting fat lower abdomen, actually just emphasizes how pathetically small of dick you have.

You're literally the lowest tier of man

>>36883202

honestly feel bad for Americans

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>>36883382

Little but intact manhood > a big chunk of chaffed meat

>mfw I still can fap 5 times a day and cum buckets while you will need viagra when you hit 40

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Stop posting pictures of your genitaIs on the internet.

>>36883497
I can jack it like crazy and my dick isn't so sensitive that I cum in seconds like you do clit boi

>>36883507
Stop looking at them.

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>ayyy u jelly white boi?


i love u oror

>>36883707
Nice thin diseased dick nigger. Compare that to my superior BWC.
>>36882420

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>Taking pictures of your dick
>Its not in a girls mouth

No matter how long it is you're all faggots

>>36883844
>lerking a dick threat
anon i have news for you

>>36883844

>its not in a girls mouth
>r9k

do you know what some of the common issues are on this board

>>36877915
Your dick belongs in my asshole daddy. im your property