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> Go to local anime con
> Volunteer to be sold in the bachelor auction
> Think I will sell well because of badass costume
> Starts bidding at 10$
> no bids
> Host lowers bid amount
> Friend that was supposed to bid on me in this circumstance didn't show
> Still no bids
> Walk of shame off the stage with no bids
> Leaves the convention early
> destroys costume
> Havn't attended an anime con since.
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>>37186836
It's your own dumb fault for trying. I hope you learned something.
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What the fuck is a bachelor auction?
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>>37186836
Son, the lesson is: Never try.
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How morally wrong is it to tell a guy you're on the pill or poke a whole in the condom in order to get you pregnant but he'll never know or have to worry about the kid? Like a one night stand kind of thing but he won't have any consequences ?
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Would the kid want to know that he/she was raised without a father just because you wanted a kid?
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Very immoral to raise a child and not give them any expectation of seeing their father. Children need father figures, else they turn out like fucking betas.
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>>37186804
pretty shitty thing to do to the kid because chances are you're not a successful enough person to properly raise a child solo if you're resorting to these methods of getting pregnant.
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Who here /skinnyfat/ Master race?
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Nope, just plain skinny.I don't have enough money to become fat,
nor buff for that matter
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>>37186760
I look a lot like that strongfat atm, gonna look fairly good when I shed some fat I hope
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strongfat
this is what happens when you don't do cardio
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Why don't you robots just go to Asia? Western women are all blown out and decadent while Asia is the future.
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>>37186390
>Money
>language barrier
>money
>culture barrier
>money
Also can't afford it
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>>37186390
I'm going to one day, I'm fed up with these race mixing whores. So I'll get a qt submissive virgin Asian gf instead.
>Stacy btfo
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>>37186390
i'm third world scum, so i'm not welcome anywhere. plus i'm poor.
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Dear robots , i fell in love with a girl for the first time in my life. I have even talked to her twice, my issue is that i am going mad:
>severe paranoia and nervousness
>isolated myself for a very long time, only have one friend irl who i talk to once every two or three weeks
>every two weeks take a large amount of drugs
>have strong violent urges and a history of animal abuse and arson (never caught, my mum caught me once when i was strangling a dog and beat me)
>obsessive tendancies
I am getting very strong though, i go to the gym regularly, i feel like i have a chance if i keep improving my physical appearence, i know i have a lot of things wrong inside me but i think i can hide them from her. I have never felt this way before guys, it feels better than a high dose of amphetamine. I can beat up any chad who moves in on her.
I want to be near her so much but im terrified that she will find out that im super fucking weird.
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>>37186366
Where did you meet her?original conten
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>>37186397
Uni . Im so pathetic,
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>>37186397
Its like the first pretty girl who shows me any kindness ive fallen for, im like a stray dog , i do feel pretty feral
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This is ugly god he is a ugly nigger. If this nig nog can get money and fuck bad bitches you bots can too.
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>>37186217
its not about looks
its about emotional intelligence and niggers actually have it. They can survive long moments of silence without feeling awkward.
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>>37186217
>Has money
>Is high ranked male
This is the literal opposite of me.
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smhtbhfam
If she don't hustle or catch my drift then she ain't my ho
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How to make friends as an adult?
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Has anyone here successfully navigated from having no friends to having a social life?
I'm male, 27, fairly good looking, intelligent, making decent money and financially independent. Also I'm living in a major city.
It's frustrating. I'm actually lonely for the first time in my life and I don't know how the fuck to make friends.
Anyone here had any success with this? I'm not really some like social outcast or something. I can pass as a normie very well and normally people seem to not think I'm a weirdo or anything.
Looking for your stories about making friends and how you went about doing it.
Please help.
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>>37186185
>I can't even make friends on /r9k/
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I used to have a social life. I was out everyday. Navigated away from it. Successful for the most part, but people still contact me and asked to do things here and there. Most of them got the hint.
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>>37186185
murder someone
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Why should any woman procreate with you?
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>>37185970
They shouldn't, I understand that I'm a genetic failure. All I want is to be left alone.
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I'm reasonably intelligent, and people in my family tend to live a long time. Our manlet children will also be more resource efficient for the coming scarcity.
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>>37185970
Honestly they shouldn't
>below average intelligence
>5'4
>weak
>pretty much below average everything
I have nothing to offer. I wish I could just be left alone.
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If you go to a plastic surgeon and ask what can be done, will they just kick you out? I want to improve my face but I can't pinpoint what needs changes beyond my nose. I have $30,000 to blow on this
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Definitely consult professionals before you go through with this. I'm sure plastic surgeons would be willing to help you make a decision that looks good
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>>37185935
I know but i mean if I just show up saying "i want to be more pretty" are they going to shove me into psych eval with the trannies or something?
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>>37185959
Lmao no their going to sit down with you, show you pictures and talk it out
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>fat idiot
>start hitting the gym about a month ago
>start trying to cook food at home
>watch several chicken breast recipes on youtube
>still have no fucking clue how to get amazing tasting chicken
>reheating a day or two old chicken makes me wanna throw up and just walk to little caesars.
I JUST WANT TO MAKE CHICKEN TASTE THE WAY IT DOES AT RESTAURANTS AND I WOULD BE SKINNY
pls help me anons, are any of you good cooks.
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>>37185859
Have you properly and proportionately spiced it?
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You've only been at it for a month, keep trying
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>>37185859
Large amounts of spices. Cook slowly or cut into pieces.
t. fellow lardass
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>Discord friend has too many other friends besides me
>feel jealous
>tell him that he has to delete them all except for a few mutuals I approve of
>he promises me that he will
>I say "no, right now, and take screenshots"
>he complies
>am happy
Who /controlling/ here?
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>>37185827
that's how you get yourself removed my guy
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>>37185827
Don't get half a semi fuck about your discord bullshit nobody cares about, but thanks for the pic, das sum guud stuff
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>>37185827
If girl then yes its fine. If you're a dude then that is fucking weird
Who has been psychotic here? From any cause: I would like to compare notes. It is interesting how similar the experiences of psychotic people can be.
I have been properly psychotic twice and it more or less follows a pattern.
First you have increased sensitivity to hue and increased sense of smell and hearing. You pick out noises in crowds, maybe even hear your name.
As things pick up your ability to sleep lessens or even goes away entirely. You have extreme spiritual ideas, you begin to think you have solved the key of all existence. Everything around you is a code telling you what to do. People seem to be attracted to you, strangers as well as friends (I still don't know if this is delusional or some side effect of a confident demeanor).
As you go deeper into the rabbit hole you develop magic powers and contact hidden dimensions. You hear voices, particularly at night when you ought to be sleeping. The voices may be helpful/encouraging, or in my case they are the voices of hell distracting you from your quest, with whom you must do battle.
The magic powers consist of telepathy, prophecy, and telekinesis. The only way I can explain the things I have experienced here is that your memory is so scrambled from lack of sleep and general brain dysfunction that you seem to be controlling events, even when you aren't.
It is impossible to rationalize this stuff in the later stages. Everything confirms it. My second time I knew I was going nuts and thought I could contain it but after a certain point your cup spilleth over. You become truly paranoid, ((they)) are after you, they're in you're phone and your electrical outlets, they possess people to send you secret messages, everything becomes a horror show.
Then the psych ward, whether by police, friends or family.
I can go on but I'd love to hear other responses. I haven't been psychotic since I started on lithium a few years ago but I'm fascinated by the state, and would love to hear what fellow anons have to say.
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>>37185792
From what you listed:
>Pick out noises in crowds
>People (for me, a specific person) seem to be attracted to you
>Hear voices at night (unintelligible whispers for me)
>Paranoia (extreme for me)
I didn't have any of those illusions of grandeur or anything, my psychosis revolved completely around my friend who I fell in love with because of the psychotic episode. All my delusions and paranoia and etc revolved around him. In addition I had some derealization/depersonalization and visual hallucinations.
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The shitty thing is that the intermediary stages on the way to full-blown "tie-him-up-and-give-him-haldol" are really beautiful and meaningful. You can weep with joy at birdsong. It's like a legitimate spiritual experience, but it keeps "ratcheting up" (to put it in journalistic cant), the stakes keep getting higher, until everything is completely spoiled.
Visual hallucinations I've had would be text messages, which I thought full of spiritual brilliance, sent to friends rearranging themselves before my eyes. I still can't quite explain that.
I would also have hallucinations behind my eyes that looked a lot like this.
I never would sleep, I would go into a trance of shifting images, fully conscious, in which I would direct the future and receive spiritual insight.
The future seemed to obey my directions. I am not so arrogant as to think I had magic power. My most scientific explanation is that my memory was scrambled, and my more mystical explanation is that God was fucking around with me.
Towards the end I was laughing hysterically out of FEAR, fear of how terrible the truth of God was, and weeping out of JOY at how beautiful it was. Back and forth, weeping and laughing.
Psychiatrists call it "emotional lability"
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>>37186086
>the truth of God
What is it?!
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who else /preordered their ticket already/?
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>>37185784
Brb joining ISIS, death to the west. We deserve this.
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>>37185784
You couldn't pay me to see this shit.
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>>37185784
>Angry Birds movie
>Emoji movie
What's next?
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do you robots enjoy tiny cute girls (male)?
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Is it gay if I want to fuck him? That make up and lipstick is making me confused. I'm 100% straight though.
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>>37185729
I want to be the cute tiny girl (male).
I would do anything for it but instead I'm a 6.2" mofo.
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>>37185769
>>37185802
do you guys want some too?
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I'm 26 and I've literally never had a conversation with a girl, how do I make it?
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>>37185385
Not bad, I'm 24 and have only had conversations with women twice my age or older.
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>>37185385
not even with your mom or a teacher?
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>>37185385
go to a bar start flirting with a girl