who else /preordered their ticket already/?

>>37185784
Brb joining ISIS, death to the west. We deserve this.

>>37185784
You couldn't pay me to see this shit.

>>37185784
>Angry Birds movie
>Emoji movie
What's next?

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>>37185784
I watched the trailer that was like 7 minutes long and it really made me think.

It doesn't look bad. Iit looks really generic, down to the punk rock emo high school emoji girl that hasn't been a thing since like 2009, but it doesn't look terrible. it's a dumb movie for 11-13 year olds.

>>37185832
There was also a Lego movie and that won like 5 Oscars or something

>>37185832
A movie entirely about grunts, chat speak and acronyms. It would be called DESU U shud C this Senpai: The motion picture. The plot of the movie would be about planking on a national monument from a meme posted on facebook and most of the movies dialogue would be exchanged through text messages and Facebook instant messenger.

>>37185981
>Facebook
>planking

haha look at grandpa with his memes from last decade and his social media for people over 45

*fucks a fidget spinner while listening to Korean trap music*

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What is your favorite emoji, /r9k/? Mine is the Android cowboy hat emoji. I just think he looks really funny

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>>37186142
Mine is the thinking face.

I love how he really makes you think.

It doesn't matter if it's the ios version or the android/web version or any other one

really makes you think

laughing tears is my ironic second favorite

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Yep, there it goes. Another part of me just died.

We deserve everything we get.

>>37186232
I like the cloud but the thinking face, this gif in particular, is pretty cool too.

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>>37186402
he really makes you think, doesn't he?

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i like the poopy

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>>37186560
I'm too dumb to have deep thinks, my dood. But I do try.

it's this kind of shit that really makes me wish the Cold War had gone nuclear

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>>37186719
>>37186311

Why are you lads so upset about a kids' movie?

really makes you think

>>37185784
holy shit hollywood needs to stop pandering to the lowest common denominator because they're literally terrified of losing money and use their clout to lift up the unwashed masses from the muddy pits or i hope the next 9/11 obliterates their fucking asses and does the world a favor

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>>37186778
>>37186773

and again

really really makes you think

>>37185832
The Angry Birds movie was actually pretty watchable, all things considered.

>>37185873
don't shit on the Lego Movie. shit was really clever.
it was Arrested Development-tier.

>>37186142
this is also my favorite

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>>37187094
I wasn't shitting on it at all. I was just saying that even the most retarded corporate bullshit can do a 180 and be universally liked.

Like I said, I saw the trailer the emoji movie looks not bad. The story about living up to society's expectations and your parents' views of who you are and then being yourself and forging your own path in life is a story almost as old as time itself. it's not incredibly original but it's already more than what I expected from a movie based on emojis.

>>37187185
>most retarded corporate bullshit

seemingly retarded, at least.

It's like when I hear there's a Lego video game comingout. I always expect it to be shit and it usually ends up being great. Same with the Lego movies and tie-in lego movies like Lego Batman.

or even Disney movies.

>>37187179
I'm surprised the robot didn't catch that one.

>>37185784
Can't be any worse than Sausage Party

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im thinking of a different kind of "pre"

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>everyone bitching about western culture
>emojis were invented by the japanese

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>>37185784
Thousands of years of human development and we've come to this.

>>37185784
Misread it as "Not easy being men".

>>37188032
Language is devolving back into images

Humanity is fucked

>>37187999
japan is a de facto american colony, anything they create is ours

>>37187976
I hate that I was able to recognize that art style.

theres always been weird movies like this exploiting fads it's nothing new

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>>37188150

nah, we're just adapting to online interaction by finding ways to send body language and tone along with dry text. we've never communicated this much by text before so it became a necessity.

i'm amazed to see 4chan of all places upset about this.

pic related, my oldest cool face.

>>37185873
Can confirm that punk rock emo high school girl still exists, currently in hs and I know if at least a few

>>37185784
Literally not a single new idea left in Hollywood.

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>>37186142
this cute guy is mine

>>37187185
>story about living up to society's expectations

Hating yourself for being white, going into massive debt because you think college is somehow a drug fueled orgy but also the only way to get a job, and dying childless?

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Just going to remind all the robots out there....

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>>37185784
this is mine

artichoke

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>>37189365

> be me
> patrick stewart
> career spanning decades of acting and experience
> many awards
> just finished acting in a very well received movie about wolverine
> my next film will be my magnum opus
> some dudes from Sony approach my agent
> say that they want me to be in their next film
> "mr. Stewart, it's an animated film..."
> ok, and?
>"about emojis"
> seems like it will be bad but they offer a lot of money
> why not
> ask what role I'm playing
> "Mr. Stewart, you'll be playing as shit."
> mfw

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>>37186232
>It doesn't matter if it's the ios version or the android/web version or any other one

The Microsoft version does not make me think.

Why is this so universally hated?

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>>37185784
Hot damn.
Are there any tickets left?

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>>37185784
I love the :P face. This one

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>>37186142
facebook confused emoji
iphone cool guy shades and thinking android get honorable mentions

>>37185784
>we think 2 bombs wasn't enough for Japan
>we pull shit like this