If you go to a plastic surgeon and ask what can be done, will

Definitely consult professionals before you go through with this. I'm sure plastic surgeons would be willing to help you make a decision that looks good

>>37185935
I know but i mean if I just show up saying "i want to be more pretty" are they going to shove me into psych eval with the trannies or something?

>>37185959
Lmao no their going to sit down with you, show you pictures and talk it out

post pic so we can pinpoint your flaws. dont want to end up like a bogdanoff

>>37185977
maybe if r9k was full of plastic surgeons, and judging by the income thread; it's not

>>37186117
You don't have to be a fucking plastic surgeon to notice if your jawline is shit, if your lips are too big, if you have a high browline, if your eyes are too far apart, if your cheeks are too chubby, etc. Studying the components of a person's face is fucking easy.

>>37185959
Maybe you should get a psychological evaluation if your problem is just a vague sense of ugliness.

>>37185870
start lurking PSL so you can begin to gather information on what makes someone good looking and what makes someone subhuman

>>37186273
come on you know hot people get treated better in life. i have all this money so why not do something permanent to my face vs. a car or something stupid?

>>37186381
>PSL
what board?

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>>37185870
Post yourself on Lookism.net

They will they will you what surgeries you need.

I had surgery to fix my eyes >pic related, and people on that forum told me what surgeries to get

>>37185870
If you are serious about this, post your face and i will tell you if you need a rhino, a bucal fat surgery or anything i'm from lookism and i know a lot about this stuff. Also don't use Gandy as example of good-looking male, Gandy look good by his own, not by standard. Try coping Atesh Salih or Peter Badenhop they are more "average beauty".

>>37185870
>hello mr surgeon I have 30 grand I'm willing to give you
>that's wonderful, what can I do for you?
>well, first I have a quest-
>get the fuck out
Seriously, anon?

>>37186452
it's a forum

make an account on lookism dot net and start lurking / posting there

>>37186681
I guess that sounds kind of silly..

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Just looksmax

>>37186915
i saw him on BOTCHED. how the fuck does that shithole afford doing stuff like this for free

Holy fuck have you retards never heard of a consultation? The surgeon doesnt just fucking make it up as he goes. You have to develop an entire surgery plan covering multiple appointments, multiple procedures, supplements, recovery, etc.

Jesus Christ OP you are truely a retard.

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Me before surgery (right)
Me after surgery (left)
I recommend Dr. Goldberg

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It's cheaper to do pic related desu OP

>>37185977
>hating on the bogdanoffs
youre lucky they are merciful

>>37187071
David Brukarz?

>>37187099
>those manhands

ahhahahahahaha

>>37186681
Some plastic surgeons are actually bluepilled as fuck. If you don't come to them with one specific request they'll act like >>37186273

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>>37186608
Different guy but curious what you think, posting profile in a sec.

>>37187225
>mixed race

this is the future and it's not pretty

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>>37186608
>>37187225
shitty profile pic.

>>37187225
>>37187247
Cheek implant.
You don't even look bad you're just a faggot.

>>37185870
I would just like to get an honest description of what my face's deal is. There's nothing overtly malformed or pronounced but I have zero sense of facial aesthetics and I'd just like to be able to have a description of my face.

>>37187243
>mixed
what u think am lad.

>>37187225
>>37187247

weak chin, but otherwise Philipino Chad out of 10.

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>>37185870
If you're actually serious about this and willing to pay for it, go to analyzemyface dot com and buy the package that includes the maxillofacial analysis. This is propably the best counseling you can get online.

>>37187306
black and white? i actually can't tell desu

>>37187225
>>37187247
Your face is okay, it's the look in your eyes that makes you unattractive. You look like a sad cunt that's just about to start crying. That's top tier pussy repellent on an average looking kind of guy like yourself. You'd need to have 10/10 classical beauty model/actor type looks to be able to pull off depression and make it sexy and attractive, because only when you look perfect do people think you are being deep for being sad.

>>37187366
>analyzemyface
looks really promising. thanks

>>37187409
I went to my bathroom mirror to take a pic, I was in the dark for like 24 hours straight.

>>37187219
That sounds unfathomably retarded to me.

Continuing on from my previous greentext
>*presses button for secretary*
>Marie, I' going to need you to call security. This faggot right here just asked ME a PLASTIC SURGEON a QUESTION about PLASTIC SURGERY. Crazy, right? Also I'm gonna need you to call the psych ward, this gentleman is obviously very unstable.

Even for the most blue-pilled faggot surgeon the scenario OP is talking about is nuts.

>>37187459
It's not like you need to know the exact procedure you want them to perform but if you can't even name the body part you want to get fixed and come to them with a question like "what can you do to make me look better?" quite a few of them will refuse to help you (which, depending on the person they're talking to can be a wise decision).

>>37187459
I think it's because of the backlash from "beauty standards" in western culture and that they actually get crazies like >>37186915 in.

they also tend to not be hurting for money, so it's not like they have to suggest procedures and risk "hurting your feels"

>>37187555
>which, depending on the person they're talking to can be a wise decision
Based on how paranoid and unsure OP is I think you may be right.
But money does talk, and plastic surgery is big mullah. I imagine there'd be quite a few doctors willing to sit through OP's shit to get at his wallet. Plus with consultation charges it's not like it's a total waste of time for them.

>>37186512
Nigger

Ashuggity

>>37187697
Very true.
I guess if you do tell someone what's wrong with their face in today's society you run the risk of getting sued because of "muh fee fees".

I guess I'm looking at this from a standpoint of the world not being crazy when in reality it is.
Fuck this gay earth.

>>37185870

Name of Chad on left?

>>37187812
David Gandy, arguably the most successful male model out there.

>>37187850
>David Gandy
i guess i know who adam jensen was based on

Of yoi don't ate to me $1k I will tell u

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>>37187714
You know, most people can't really pinpoint down their flaws exactly. If one, of course doesn't even know where to start, that is a red flag, but since with most people it doesn't come down to one specific feature but rather facial composition as a whole, a certain amount of uncertainty and desire for third party evaluation is not only to be expected, but may actually be a smart move.

>>37187388
>black and white

reee no

>>37188058
they have that gross bulldog look so its a good guess. what are you?

>>37186512
>that picture
Invisible?

>>37188070
wow pls delet this nao

>>37185870
>Kick you out
No, they want your money. They'll do whatever they can to make you happy, because they want your money.

>>37185870
>having $30k to spend
>thinking he'd get kicked out

No, you just literally have to say up front that you have money to spend and they'll find ways to fix up your face.

$$ makes the world go 'round

>>37188193
>>37188264
see >>37187697

that said i'm going for several nosejob consultations in a month, so i'll keep you posted if you are on /r9k/ then

>>37185870
the reason the dude on the right is so unappealing isn't because he's ugly. obviously he can't compete with the guy on the left, but the real reason he's so skeevy looking is because he's got a vacant, autistic stare.

>>37188505
>isn't because he's ugly
you're either really ugly yourself and rate everything 3-4 points lower than they need be or really need glasses

>>37187225

Bruh, you look fine.

Get a haircut. Wash your greasy as fuck hair. Lose some weight. Trim them eyebrows.

I'd assume they are allied with the hair people and will therefore immediately recognise your autism and make sure to fuck up your face as much as possible to keep you from ever becoming a normie.

>>37188741
I put wax in my hair, it looks greasy no matter what I do.