Bachelor Auction

>>37186836
It's your own dumb fault for trying. I hope you learned something.

What the fuck is a bachelor auction?

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>>37186836
Son, the lesson is: Never try.

Post pics of you in the costume.

>>37186892
Men and women get on stage and are bid on for a charity. You hang out with the highest bidder for the day.

>>37186949
I deleted any pictures I had when I threw away the costume. I went as one punch man.

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>>37186920

>simpsons quotes are now the patritian way to communicate

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>>37186836
That reminds me of that reality TV show that IGN did about speed dating at comic-con

>MEMETASTIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ5iwGApwLM

really makes you think

>>37186981
More like none punch man.

>>37186981
>I went as one punch man

Fucking kill yourself Daiz.

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>>37186981
>I went as one punch man.
>>37186836
>badass costume

The whole point of One Punch Man is that he has a goofy costume and a dumb bald head, despite being the strongest thing alive.

>>37186981
You mean caped baldy?

>>37186886
Ive sworn off anime conventions completely.

>>37187069
I had a yellow jumpsuit and some rubber gloves. I made a cape out of large towel. I even shaved my head. My head is slightly lumpy and I don't have one punch mans body type but I didn't think that would matter.

>>37187009
I don't think I looked that bad compared to some the women that got on stage. But they easily passed a hundred dollars.

>>37187161


Yes.. That does matter WTF tired of fattiies trying to dress up as muscular people stay in your lane fat ass, good job on destroying the costume dress as a cow or soemthing my friend

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>>37187493
I was at anime con so I thought costumes were more important than body types.

>>37187668

That's not naruto it's the kool aid man. stop eating so much fatty

You actually need the confidence to accept yourself if nobody picks you when you do those things because people like you just get destroyed. It's okay anon.

>>37187493
This.
>>37187668
IF you just want to have fun and whatever, sure. not really, but no one cares enough.
but if you actually want to get on stage and say 'vote for this' then get fucking real tubby. It shows a complete lack of self awareness, you couldn't pay me to bid on that

>>37187009
>intense anxiety when they showed the dating part
>incredible sense of comfort when he's in his room alone talking about how depressing it was when he talked about her ditching him

>>37187009
holy fuckthanks for this watching entire series later gonna eat a fuck ton of food too and hopfully feel good about myself

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>>37187009
what a bird

>>37186892

Men and women are bid on for some worth cause. The winner of each auction gets his dick sucked by his new pet/gets to suck her new pet's dick.