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ik that feel tb honest

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How brown are you? Are you a delicious caramel shade or are you much darker?

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>>37453519
>anon calls your skin color delicious

Never had it. But if the timer starts from birth it's almost been 11,000 days.

> since you last
heh

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>>37453007
7,626
who /beyondsaving/ here

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What do you guys think of this? Misaki original.

>>37453334
Is it glass?
Looks cute

>>37453454
yes it's glass very nice. Also, what happened with all the Misaki threads? Why're they not as popular as they used to be.

>>37452996
not me i'm going to skype and talk dirty to my gf all night

im gonna go to a club by myself and get wasted and make a fool of meself mates wish me luck

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>>37452996
looking for robot housemates
reply if you are interested

Pretty fucked, depending on how the information is released. But people already think I'm a creepy weirdo, and I don't really go outside so it wouldn't be too bad. My mom would probably be upset at all the bad things I said about woman.

>>37452950

oh my god what did you say about women you faggot!!!!!!!!!!

>>37452897
I should mention incognito browsing will also be shown.

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wagies absolutely decimated

This was gold, OP. Thank you for this.

Beautiful, i cried at the end.

no, and it went pretty well.

>>37452168
Mhm. I gained a few orbiters

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>>37452168
you mean like this?
me

>>37452086
Lost me at althusserian, dude.

>>37452086
A question that long is bad practice.

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>tfw couldn't focus past the third line

>>37452043
God I want to choke on the one on the right

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>>37452043
It's too late for me lads.
See you on the other side.

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>>37452043
>mfw uncut American bad goy masterrace

>>37451894
If you have normie media then post it on there or tell friends that are friends with them.

>>37451894
Lottery/Scratchcard?

>>37451894
can you paypal me 3 grand?

I'm at a roadblock in my diet and fitness. I want to gain muscle and be taller, so I've been on a calorie surplus diet. But Ive gained 30 pounds and two inches on my waist. Some of that weight may be muscle, hopefully most.

>>37451535
Honestly I'd like to talk on something like Discord or something, but I don't know how to use it and I don't have a mic. But having someone who kinda understands your issues would be nice. I mean, I still have friends, but they can never understand the way I feel and think.

>>37451606
I also very recently started my exercise routine again. What routine do you follow? I also have a diy idea to turn my bike into a stationary bike because it's late when I get home and I don't wanna bike in the dark

>>37451455
had experience with acid 4 times now, one of which i had a panic attack during. Still ended up being a great time afterni peaked and calmed down

Enjoyable/10 kind of acts like a stimulant and is more thought based than actively having your mind blown by hallucinations. Watched Adventure Time (Jake and Finn were actually printed on the tabs) with a bro that hadn't seen it for five or six hours before wandering home and sleeping through the rest. The day after is pretty weird still but much less noticeable.

"Drugs" threads are always acid and psychedelics.
Do any actual drug addicts come here?

yeah, but d'ya have what it takes to be a professional memer?

>>37451245
>I'm tired of normie boys
slut fuck off

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>>37451245
>posts anime pic
>wants a robot boy
Here's another gay thread

>>37451190
stop watching your disney movies faggot. theres only three ways of getting girls

1.) be attractive
2.) have a fat wallet
3.) did i mention be attractive?

>>37451190
>sexual market value
Stop watching Stefan Molyneux

>>37451247
>be attractive
By all the evidence I've came across that's well second to wealth and overall set up life.

1. Male
2. 18
3. 2
4. 0
5. No
6. 7
7. No
8. 3
9. Yes
10. Yes
11. Yes
12. Yes
13. 10
14. Yes
15. 3
16. Yes

I have major OCD issues, been perscribed SSRI's but they made it worse, so I just deal with it. Mysophobia is only one of the countless things I have to deal with relating to OCD

>1.male/female
male
>2.age
21
>3.how many people do you live with
2
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
14
>5.do you floss
no
>6.how many times per week do you shower
7
>7.do you use deodorant
yes
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
one
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
hell no
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
HELLL no
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
FUCK U
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
wiping is good enough
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
9
>14.do you have any pets
yes and he stays his ass upstairs
>15.how many times per week do you shave
every day
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
no

>>37451140
These surveys are always a joy to give people.
>t. interviewer at a research firm

>1.male/female
male like everyone else here
>2.age
18
>3.how many people do you live with
2
>4.how many times per week do you brush your teeth
I try for 7 but normally it's 5 or 6
>5.do you floss
never
>6.how many times per week do you shower
5 or 6, I need it to wake up for work
>7.do you use deodorant
Yes
>8.how many days in a row will you wear the same clothes
I wear the same pair of jeans for 2 or 3 weeks at a time
>9.are there flies/mice in your living area
no
>10.is there aged,spoiled,or rotten food in your living area
a few poptart crumbs
>11.do you use piss jugs or shit in anything besides a toilet
no, my bathroom is right across the hall
>12.is wiping good enough after shitting or do you wash/shower
I wipe unless it's a really messy one then I use baby wipes
>13.scale of 1 to 10 how well do you clean up after masturbating
I wipe off my dick, hand, and belly/chest according to how big the load was, so like 4/10
>14.do you have any pets
2, a cat and a dog
>15.how many times per week do you shave
0.1
>16.is there trash, random shit, or dust accumulation in your living area
yes
>does the water temperature of a shower matter to you
I'm privy to start it hot, blast a few seconds with frigid, and then resume hot