I want a robot bf. I'm tired of normie boys they are so

yeah, but d'ya have what it takes to be a professional memer?

>>37451245
>I'm tired of normie boys
slut fuck off

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>>37451245
>posts anime pic
>wants a robot boy
Here's another gay thread

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>>37451292
I'm not gay, I'm a fembot
>>37451287
I'm not a roastie slut you fuck off

>>37451338
it would appear we're in luck!

>>37451245
i want an imaginary gf

>tfw broke with my gf
>because she was more talented,smart,better looking,funnier,younger than me

She deserves better it hurts but its the right thing to do
i don't even study or work
she does both and has goals and dreams
i just want to be miserable

>>37451338
If you're actually a fembot then define fembot.

>>37451371
Lol wow you sound exactly like me. My gf fucking hates me and my NEET life. It hurts more and more everyday because I actually care about her and want her to be happy.

>>37451338
I don't see any proofs of you being a girl. It's well known those who use anime pics are fags.

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>>37451245
>thinks normie boys are boring and dull
>think robots will be any better
You do know one of the biggest reasons most robots don't have gfs. Is because we are all boring as hell right? Most just play vidya, watch weebshit, and shipost all day.

Also, FUCK OFF ROASTIE!!!

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i want one too :<

I wish I could be cute .-.

>not a gay thread

stop ruining my board

>>37451434
I'm a nice fairly attractive guy and I want a robot bf. I'll treat him like a king, he just has to be loyal and play vidya with me.

>>37451402
except i don't have a gf anymore
i don't even talk to her as a friend i want to be forgotten

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>>37451449
>advertises self in a straight thread

If you are anywhere in the south east United States I would love to talk to you.

This is why we need better AI

>>37451478
>advertises himself...
>doesn't post picture
wtf

>>37451245
post face pic and maybe i'll be your internet boyfran bebe

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>>3745124X

Oh the other (you) factory ran out of supplies, better start a new one right?

>>37451462
Your lucky. I'm still with her we even live together and we don't talk. It's like hell every day.

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>>37451245
People like you make me fucking sick. You don't have any problems finding anyone, no real problems finding someone to actually care about you to know you even fucking exist, yet here you are, begging for MORE attention because "normie boys they are so boring and dull", fuck you. What happens to the sad ass you pick up here? What happens when you get bored with his sorry ass? I absolutely hate woman like you, when a certain kind of attention isn't enough you have go find it somewhere else. You are way worse then Stacey ever could be.

>>37451292
Ugh I bet it's just pretending to be a roastie now.

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>>37451354
Post a meme then we'll talk :3
>>37451387
A female robot durr
>>37451495
Sorry I live in the south west ;_;
>>37451544
I'm not posting my pic, I know what will happen :(

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>>37451245
Oehm, how should it say this?
If this wasn't bait you would probably be pretty dull yourself.

I talked to some "fembots" and they are all just girls who browse 4chan sometimes and now think they are all super deep into all shit.

But in their heart they are just normal girls, with normal interests.

Normies

>>37451245
Honestly why do you think a robot boy is more entertaining than a normie?

>>37451770
>A female robot durr
Describe what a robot is.
If you can't then you're a larper.

>>37451770
What's your discord femboto?

>>37451245
I want a beta provider. Chad won't look at me any more and if he does its only to laugh at me. I want a host to leech off of now.

I fixed some of your typos.

>>37451245
If you're in Texas or nearby I'll make you mine.
>got broken up with recently by my oneitis that I had made mine finally
I'm a broken man, but I've been taking exercise and practicing guitar a little more seriously lately, and am working on finishing my degree.

>>37451508
Not really advertising myself, he'd have to be in my area and that is very unlikely. Not into the internet relationship/long distance stuff.

>>37451878
where r u from?

origiidja

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>>37451770
>robot durr
>:3
>;_;

haha your disguise is coming closer to perfection

>>37451951
southwest USA

123545

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>>37451856
Wow, what a refreshing text.

>>37451245
>I want a robot bf. I'm tired of normie boys they are so boring and dull and don't get my sense of humor. I want a cute robot by to meme with now.

This is a /soc/ thread

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>>37451826
because they're funny and they're not normies :D
>>37451855
Post a meme first ;)
>>37451858
I'm actually not far from Texas

>>37451245
> to meme with
But that's precisely why I wouldn't want to date you. People who substitute entire personalities with stale memes are a blight.

>>37452055
Didn't reply to >>37451830
it's just another orbiter/larper threads, boys.
Time to sage

>>37451770
>continues to post animu instead of proper pics
Trahsy /lgbt/ confirmed, move along pals.

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>>37452055
>because they're funny and they're not normies :D

hahahaha that's the biggest lie i have ever heard.

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>>37452180
but i want to see if anything comes out of this.

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>>37452180
Leave her alone, i wont accept any bad words against my fair lady*(male shitposter).

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>>37452055
Texas guy here, you should kik me at mumbo23jumbo

Can't promise I will be an amazing memester, but I do think I have a good sense of humor.

>>37452055
>post a meme first

>>>9gag.com

>>37452024
aww... midwest here :<


origii

All I want is an online girlfriend that will love me almost as much as I love her
Someone who will be there for me all the time. I know it's a lot to ask, though.

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>>37452079
A robot is some who browses /r9k/ and follows robot culture i.e. they watch anime and are a neet
>>37452320
Sorry I dont have kik ;_;
>>37452349
Not a 9gag meme a funny dank 4chan one
>>37452503
I can be that girl :3

>>37452828
>I can be that girl
What's your email? Or discord or something

op is a dude

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what if i'm a femanon who's not looking for a bf but always looking for new friends? would anyone like to talk with me?

>>37452948
Yeah I would. If you don't ghost me.
Like everyone else does
Contact?

>>37452828
Robot is someone who is a NEET, Doesn't have friends, Kissless, and a virgin.
>>37452948
That depends if you ghost people after the first day like everyone else.

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>>37453003
>>37453045
don't worry anons, i try my best to respond to everyone!
my discord is AlexisLove#0790

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>>37452948
Get the fuck out of my thread bitch

>>37453203
territorial 10/10 would befriend even if larper

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>>37451245
I could be your bf, but we are way too far away from each other

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>>37453251
but even if she is territorial, clearly she's the one getting invaded by me~

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>>37453299
fuck cat fights are so hot

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>>37451245

What about an LDR with a Britbot?

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>>37453299
Don't start what you can't finish
>>37453475
I'm ok with that

>>37451245
put down a marker and watch the robot orbiters flock to you
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398
>>37450319

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>>37452845
>>37453251
>>37453489
I've made a discord if you want. I'm kind of busy right now so don't get upset if I dont reply immediately, I won't ghost you ~
Sash-Kun#7658

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27yo male[male] couch potato neet here.
>so loyal that will waste my whole day waiting for you to get online
i have mic also and will watch anime and do things with you.

discord; flint#8647

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>>37451245
I'm a fembot and I've recently started dating this qt robot that I've met in a thread. We like to cuddle while watching anime or playing vidya, it's so comfy and it's the best <3

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>>37453712
Post stories pls.
Wants to read some qt stories.

>>37453489
>wants memes
>okay with an LDR

I'll try you anon

TimbleTam#4224

>>37453668
I'm not OP but can I add you? I love making new friends :3c

>tired of normie boys
>literally 30 years old and busted up by chad after chad

saged

Fucking die you attention whore. Just go to some vidya store or comic store and suck some gross NEET off there if that's what you want

>>37453712
I want a nice qt GF too

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>>37453773
I really like making new friends too.

After 3 days of genuine fun i like ghosting them even more.

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>>37453817
>>37453764
I am really sad because i fucked this up.

>>37453603
Added! Hope you don't actually ghost people :D

>>37453845
How did you fuck this up?

Or3ginaml

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>>37454082
I dunno i just clicked the wrong digits.

It always happens if i want to be a bit mean to someone.

I get all hyped up for my "sweet roast XD" and then it ends in clicking the wrong post.

>>37453603
Actually pretty chill anon to talk to. Worth adding desu

>>37453764
sure.

kbugviuryvgfifu

tfw want a bf to do prostrate gland stimulation with

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>>37452828
I would post a meme my fairlady but not until I've had my morning joe.

ONCE I've had my cup then you can proceed to talk to me.

I am not responsible for any consequences if YOU do decide to talk to me before the cup in my hand is empty.

>>37454376
>tfw want a bf to do prostrate gland stimulation with
uhm are you a boy or a grill

>>37454376
Don't bully me, Anon pls ;-;

>>37451245
I feel the same, talk to me pls

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>>37451245
I would add you on discord, but it seems as if you've already had your fair share of sausages for tonight.

>>37452267
Topkuk, the legendary fedoralord has been summoned

>>37454391
stfu and go do a coffee enema

>>37454190
that's what you get for being a bully :/

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>>37454649
I never intended to bully anyone but i played the beta orbiter today for 6 hours or so.

I hardly got any replies and eventually got ghosted.

I just wanted to let all my grief out on someone.

>>37451371
>could've had a gf that works for you and supports your NEET life style
>dumped her

Why

>>37454413
How new are u? Its always a faggot doing these posts.

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>>37454726
I am feeling very very guilty about taking money from my parents to support my life.

Imagine that you ask your partner for something like that. I would not work out anyway.

Except you were her housewife or something but a robot would clean and cook i think.

>>37451245
What are your requirements? this is original i tell you

>>37452828
>A robot is some who browses /r9k/ and follows robot culture i.e. they watch anime and are a neet
no.
robot is someone who have a personality disorder
see
>>37453874
i have avpd...

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where are all the cute robot boys in Florida?

>>37453745
this is the story of our first date
>be me, nervously waiting for this boy
>we've been talking on discord for a while and agreed to meet up at the local art gallery
>we are both autists so this should go well
>see him and walk up to him, its clear that he's nervous too
>try not to spill the spaghetti
>goes to shake his hand, want to hug him but clearly to nervous to do so
>we talk a bit to ease the nerves as we went inside
>spent a few hours in there looking at the art and talking about it, enjoying our time together
>tfw spent more time looking at him than looking at the art
>we held hands for a bit
>decided to go get icecream since the day wasn't over yet
>purchased icecream then went to sit at a bench in a park nearby
>sits close to him, his arm wrapped around me
>talking about our life and general shit like that, making jokes aswell
>genuinely enjoy talking to him, i haven't felt like this for a while
>it's getting kinda late now, should head home
>we hug each other and i give him a kiss on the cheek before departing

>>37454705
If you got hurt then don't put your pain on others

I'm sorry that you got ghosted, Anon. Happens to the best of us

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>>37454877
>his arm wrapped around me
So you were out with the quarterback alpha male from your local college football team?

really hurts though even it was just fictional

>>37454862
Does BPD count as a robot disorder?
I thought robots generally had autism and/or depression/anxiety

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>>37454877
Sounds like a really cute date. It also seemed to work out without many hiccups.

>>tfw spent more time looking at him than looking at the art
Sounds like something out of my chinese cartoons.

>i give him a kiss on the cheek before departing
He probably almost fainted or something after that.

But overall, it's sounds like a really cute, good time. Anymore stories?

>>37454876
Discord?
I'm in Miami

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>>37454961
I thought i should orbit again, for nostalgia because i swore i would never do it again.

And she/he just appeared there in the dense fog i live in.

I really gave it my all.
I even think he/she liked it.

Suddenly instead of the short emontionless replies, no replies at all.

I thought i wouldn't get hurt anymore but i got proven wrong once more.


Me and my best dischord friend deleted each other too 2 days ago, i am a wreck i am sorry for bullying

>>37454980
anything that makes you unable to have a normal social life i guess..

>>37455016
leafylucy#9885

I just want a fembot gf to spend endless hours with chatting with and cuddling. But we can't all be as lucky as women.

>>37451338
whats your height and weight?

robot bloxxxd

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>>37454862
>>37454980
>>37455098
I really dislike the "elitist" way of thinking many robots have.

I think it's not what the doctor says about your mental health.
It's more that this is a board for ppl that feel inapropriate in this world or just depressed for some reason.

This "I am a better robot than the others because i am a neet since 5 years and still didnt't have sex at 25" really pisses me off.

Just my opinion though.

>>37455182
I don't think sex is the issue. I've had sex 4 times and each time it's made me worse and worse in my mental stability.

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>>37455224
Yes, and many robots would tell you that you are no robot just because of that.

Everyone here probably has his own cross to bear but sex "withdrawal" is an easy way to measure your "robot score".

I dont get why this board hates each and everyone for literally nothing.

I am just here to have fun which i can't have in real life and hate totally destroys the enjoyment.

>>37451245
That could be me... I think I'm cute and I'll get your meme humour

>>37455130
Sent ;)
Fucking robot this is originall

>>37455375
>Claims he's really cute
>using 4chan

Kys

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>>37455224

Rich robots say
>money doesn't heal your roboterismif this is a word

Stupid robots say
>only if you are a brainlet you can be a robot

Robots who had sex say
>Sex doesn't make you normal again

People with mental illness say
>if you dont have diagnosed any mental illness, you can't be a robot

and so on...

Just want to say this too because it could be that you are intolerant against one of
theses groups too and i want to crack your mind open if it isn't already haha

>>37452948
we can talk
idk what about but we can talk

>>37455464
No I think anyone who feels personally displaced is a robot. Regardless of the circumstances it all leads to the same end of loneliness and mental issues.

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>>37455506
Cool dude hope more robots will think this way and this will get a cool board.

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>>37455146
i can do the chatting! can't guarantee the cuddling!

>>37455472
my discord's already been posted in this thread if you really want to add me!

>>37455692
The username isnt found :/

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>>37455692
You sound like a kind person.

>>37455733
It's Alexis#0790 now
cause her previous was a pornstar name

>>37452845
>Being this fucking desesperate

>>37455760
Doesn't work either

>>37451245
I hate how being a meme master is now a requirement to get a gf, on top of every thing else. Even stacies expect this now. "Send me memes" fuck off. I don't have time for that shit. Snapchat too. If you want a gf you gotta have snap game

>>37455843
Meant to reply to this original post
>>37451770

>>37455789
LoveAlexis#0790
The heart didn't copy and paste on the site.

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>>37455789
mb, i didn't realize that discord was so picky about the username ;_;

>>37455868
thank you clyde~

>the only female i cared about outside of my family wanted to be "just friends" after she talked about being in a relationship and having sex
>i told her to fuck off
>now im alone

continue posting cute animu girls pls

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>>37455443
Judge for yourself
Origigif

>>37455884
Yikes already have orbiters by name? Bet it feels nice to have everyone around your finger.

>>37451245
ok can i try to be your bf then

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>>37455924
POST PEENY
PLEASE

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>>37455971
I give the people what they want
(Originally)

>>37452948
That's EVERY femanon. They all say they want friends, not bfs. It's a fucking meme at this point. When they say that, it just means they still buy into the bullshit of being friends first then dating, when guys want to date first and be friends later. Girls NEVER actively look for bfs, they just want them to fucking appear in front of them so girls find love 'naturally' and don't have to try looking for it because looking for it means they lost and couldn't find a bf the 'right' way like all their whore friends.

>>37455938
Nah my boy, she's lesbo and I don't orbit roasties

>>37451245
wanna be my gf pls

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>>37456023
Qt peeny, my dude!

>>37456023
looks really smol

cmon op im right here
ill even be your pet i kind of dont have a choice since im a short femmy fag

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>>37456085
Ty
>>37456086
Oh no that's just because it is

>>37456233
Might as well put it in a cage since it's so smol

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>>37456278
>tfw super turned on my chastity/denial
>blessed with smol cute dick
Life is good

>>37456410
Very naisu
should've lifted the shirt though

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>>37455938
i don't have you "around my finger" so can i really say i have everyone...?

>>37456053
that's not what i'm looking for though, really!

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>>37456475
What like this?
Original

>>37456556
Do you talky about lewd stuff at all?

>>37456556
But you are looking for it. You said 'friends only' as a filter to get rid of creeps or to make orbiters stay in orbit.

>>37451338
>Women can't be robots

You got that roastie now tits or gtfo

I am a robot and i want to be a bf. No femanons in region though, and too many upcoming expenses to afford relocating a femanon right now.

Any actual european fembots who are desperate and will cling to me like no tomorrow.
>tfw no DPD gf

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>>37456586
of course! just about all my conversations are lewd~

>>37456614
i don't know where you're getting this impression of me?

Am I too late to beg for a fembot?

>>37456965
It's not you specifically. Just look at any other time a femanon wants to meet people.They ALWAYS say 'no bfs or dickpics wanted' and they only want friends. It's EVERY time. They're always like this, what makes you different?

>>37457024
I mean to be fair would you want dick pics?

>>37456965
>just about all my conversations are lewd
stop please

>>37457042
It'd be vag pics since I pray to the straight gods,
and YES. I would do ANYTHING for them.

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>>37457045
no, i mean that they usually deal with lewd things, not that i'm actually being lewd to everyone, lmao.

>>37457300
if you're looking for a bf, you shouldn't waste your time on guys who just want to use you for lewd conversation

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>>37457330
what? i'm a lesbian. did you not catch that from all the pics i've been posting?

>tfw no aust-
Aww, fuck it.

>>37457365
desu i just dropped in. thought you were op. why are you posting in a thread about wanting a bf if you're a rugmuncher?

>attention whore

right...

>>37457397
You're Australian lesbot?

>>37457399
i mean, you can insult me all you want, but i made it pretty clear in my initial post what i was looking for

>>37457450
Nah, just an austrian robot.

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>>37457515
I am from Austria too, wanna add me on discord?

Eli#3560

>>37451245
I want retards to stop taking bait seriously

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>>37457672
It was a pretty cool thread though.

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>fucked around until she got bored of chads and now she knows her looks are starting to go
>suddenly okay with a stable robot who will be her beta provider no matter what and never cheat on her even whens she gets bored and starts cheating on him
Congratulations on being the reason marriage is dead and only minorities are reproducing

>>37456580
What does it smeII like?

>>37457639
I could.
How old are you? What are you doing?
Male of female?

>>37457786
20 male from Austria.

Just looking for some cool friends i can chat with once in a while.

>>37457831
I'm 27. Hoped for somebody more my age.

>>37451371
you could've used the situation as a kick up your arse to better yourself, mate

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>>37457844
Oh, yes i get what you mean, it is especially hard if you are the older one.

And 7 years is quite some time.

>>37457780
Like a butt unfortunately

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>>37457990
And butt smells like shit right?


I dislike the smell when my butt smells like i put a truckload lube on/in it even more.

>>37451245
A relation with me its totally dull, boring and no fun.
We will see eachother once per month to do the same things, I will not show affection for you, cuddle or kiss in public . I will keep quiet and barely talk , then I will say good bye after an hour. If this what you are looking for try me baby, also i probably suck at sex and kissing and i don't dance.

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>>37458087
>he doesn't dance
How can you even call yourself a robot?

>>37451245
i actually met such an amazing girl on /r9k/ just about a week ago. there's hope for you, this girl and i instantly hit it off and actually got to know each other super well in such a short time.

>>37458156
I've had that happen to me 3 times in the last few months. Every one ghosted for no reason. Don't get your hopes up.

>>37458156
Which thread did you meet? Where do you both live? What is she like?

>>37458210
i met her in a thread about finding a middle eastern/north african girl

>>37458057
But Im only 19, live with family and have nowhere to hide lube

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>>37458241
I never saw such a thread. Does she live there? What is she like?

>>37458277
Yes, she lives in the middle east, and she's just like me. It is shocking how much we have in common. She originally just posted in the thread to just tell me about middle east/north africa and we just started talking about things and found out we like a lot of the same stuff.

>>37458311
Is she living in the KSA? Is she Asian?

>we like a lot of the same stuff
Chad... Could you for once not be a cunt and just say what she's into so I can know if I didn't lose another closeby fembot with my interests.

>>37458401
Nope, she lives in Jordan.
we share the same opinions, music taste, just everything

>>37454876
Dunfuked Dunedin FL here

>>37454876
I'm in georgia, so close enough.

>>37457397
Tfw no australian what

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>>37451245
Sup honey?
You wanna read some TS Eliot, watch me play wild psych rock on the organ, hold my hand on the beach, and let me pin you down on the floor and fuck you like a dog?