/britfeel/

>>37452996
not me i'm going to skype and talk dirty to my gf all night

im gonna go to a club by myself and get wasted and make a fool of meself mates wish me luck

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>>37452996
looking for robot housemates
reply if you are interested

Indians is ordered boys, 11 bong. Got chips instead of naan incase I don't like it I still have chips to munch on

Alright lads. Going to tesco for some evening treats.

What do you guys want and/or recommend?

I've already got mars ice cream bars on my list.

>>37453092

what'd you end up going for?

Waiting for Tekken 7 to download

>>37453106
I recommend Pringles and cheap beer

>>37453092
>how can you not like fucking nan bread

odd.

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>>37453112
The hot one lad

>that jew women going on about antisemitism
>based corbyn expands to say all racism is bad
>fucks it up by saying the jews suffered greatly in the past and deserve special treatment
Oh Jezza, so close.

You give me the reason
You give me control

>>37453143
I meant the curry in general lad

>>37453119
I got tekken 7 today lad. Online is not working properly but it's a great game. I have been playing through the story on hard and some of the fights are very challenging

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>Kike's only interest is someone making a jew joke

>>37453146
If a curry house says it's (Hot) then it's going to be hot as the core of the fucking sun. Good luck, lad.

>>37453146

genuinely never heard of that tbf so if it's shit dont base your future curry eating decisions on it. should have just went with a well known standard like balti/jalfrezi/bhuna

CUT MY LlFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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Milk Cat 64

>>37453178
>trying to fight Louis
You can't damage that guy. He's an immortal observer.

>>37453146
I'm sure you'll love it lad.

Make sure to get naan and some popadoms next time. Popadoms are like big crisps that you dip in curry.

>>37453181

Well you say that but I've seen a Madras described as hot before and it was like eating yoghurt.

>>37453171
Good to hear except for the online (wasn't planning on playing much online anyway). I bought it on Steam yesterday, regret not leaving my PC on overnight because if I did, I'd be playing it right now.

Wondered why no one was posting, you all hopped over here. Thanks for telling me!

>>37453222
Oh shit hes here, lets all leave this thread lads

lads ive got two exams in the next week and im currently in the middle of a depression crisis and cant bring myself to study. dont even want to be alive nevermind studying for a degree. reckon im absolutely fucked

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>Wasting 10 minutes on a Fallout fanfic about launching nukes after somehow surviving blasts

>>37453106

A small Toblerone and a Banana Frijj

>>37453152
whats all this? got no tv near me.

>>37453264
If you study and pass your exams then you'll get a qt gf.

>>37453264
Just make sure you vote labour before you kill yourself lad

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>Jezza being a pussy about nukes
What a wimp.

>>37453221
It might work fine on the pc version but it's a mess on the ps4 atm.

Do you reckon it's worth buying a fight stick For?

>>37453264
See a doctor if its that bad lad

Corbyn just has to answer "we will never reach the stage where we have to use it".

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Its raining, its pouring, the wagies are snoring! They went to bed and bumped their heads and couldn't get up in the morning!

>>37453325

He should just say he is prepared to use it and people would drop the issue. Labour voters aren't going to abandon him over it, he's making himself look like a twat.

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Goooood evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all feeling tonight?
What are you up to?
What film would you recommend for light viewing?

Hope you're all feeling great and have had a brilliant day whatever it is you chose to get up to!

Tired len tonight, getting comfy and playing a bit of skyrim while watching Seinfeld.
V v cosy.
Has anyone ever used the word 'koog' to mean to chill?

Also is despair husbando anon around?

>That is an ideal we're talking about reality

>Reality
>The world nuking each other all over
These fucking inbreds

>>37453293

undoubtedly m8

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>16" pizza
>9" pizza
>2 large chips
>1.75L coke
I might've over done it lads.

>>37453350
Stranger than fiction desu lad

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>actually watching Britains Got Talent

I've hit rock bottom lads.

>>37453350

>the day len doesn't ask for despair husbando anon (whoever the fuck that is) is the day len is an impostor.

>>37453350
>What film would you recommend for light viewing?

Crank: High Voltage (2009) starring Jason Statham

>Has anyone ever used the word 'koog' to mean to chill?

This is not a real word and clearly a ruse

>>37453350

It must be exhausting to be so cheerful all the time lad.

If you ever want to go mental and depressive for a night just let us know, we can pick up your slack.

>>37453345
It annoys me that every time the issue comes up, everyone seems to forget that having nuclear weapons is essential for your country to be considered a global power, worthy of the respect, influence and trade deals that comes with that.
Without nukes, we would likely be booted out nato and any other things like that and the EU would tell us to fuck off and no-one in the world would ever look at the UK twice.

It's not about going to war and glassing the planet.

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Fuuuuuuck offfff, /britfeel/!

>>37453385
Nah, rock bottom is when you audition for it.

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rate my gf lads
i think shes qt but i want other peoples opinions.

>>37453442
We need to see her fanny to be sure lad.

>>37453425

none of the scandinavian countries have nuclear weapons and they're doing fine though lad.. and they're under threat from russia etc far more than us

>>37453442
she looks about 12 get the fuck out of here you disgusting filth.

>This entitiled student nonce

>>37453442
I want to kiss her mouth and tongue and teeth and lips and gums

>>37453441
Fun fact, a female cousin of mine actually auditioned for x factor a few years back.

>middle class student pretending he works

I can see right through his autism, he couldn't handle a job.

>>37453438
GIVE HIM BACK
ORIGINAL

>>37453442
Brexit will get rid of her for you, don't worry.

Based numale le redpill lad.

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>>37453507
What can you offer me in return for Lens soul?

X

http://www.itv.com/news/2017-06-02/the-young-tory-determined-to-defy-the-stereotype/

would you lads?

>>37453442
Pretty qt. She looks like the type that looks really young but is actually 29.

>le businesses are just going to disappear meme

When will this end.

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>>37453464
>>37453458
she's 19 and i'm not showing you her fanny but her body is fucking amazing

>>37453559
>self hating tranny

Count me in.

>>37453568

just here to torment us our what lad

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Just found a stylish riot overcoat in Underrail, lads. Survivability just skyrocketed.

Is everyone in this thread in their 20s. I feel very young at 18, almost 19. It's depressing to think I'll still be here in 5 years, still jobless and still a khv.

>>37453561
Do not bully the chinlett.

>>37453568
That could still be a man, we need to see her fanny to be sure that you're not going to get a surprise cock up your ass.

We're only looking out for you lad.

>>37453106
Everyone seems to be talking about these Mars bars ice cream things. Are they really that good?
I never liked mars bars too much because they always tasted a little too 'heavy' if you get what I mean. Like the chocolate is overwhelming.

>>37453588
This is a 25 year old plus thread lad

>>37453568
aren't you the guy that was going on about wanting to fuck fatties?

>>37453588
I'm 24, got a decent job and not k,h or v. I'm posting on /britfeel/ on a Friday night though so it's all relative.

Lads, I earned 10 NEETbux today and should I buy They Shall Not Pass DLC or jus save up my bux

>>37453596
Lad Mars bar ice creams are the pinnacle of cold foods. You need to try then immediately

>>37453350
saw a good/strange documentary the other day
Tickled.
It is about competitive tickling

>>37453350
watch the fifth element

>>37453442
she a brown?

>>37453620
This.

Eating one is probably better than sex, maybe.

>>37453588
I'm 23 turning 24 but I feel like I should be 18 turning 19. Can't tell you whats happened in the last 5 years because nothing has happened

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>>37453594
definitely not a man
>>37453602
i have changed my mind

>>37453640

It is definitely better than some sex, yeah.

Better than gay sex in a service station

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>Saving that adorable black girl for the finish
Kino by Dimbleby.

>>37453643
>nothing has happened
Any relationships? Holidays?

>>37453665
>adorable
>black

lol

>>37453650
I've made it my goal to find her identity and warn her of your postings.

You've been warned.

>>37453674
haha nice one swarmfront

>>37453673
no holiday, no job, no friends, no relationships.

>>37453643
You should get that weight set from Amazon

I will set you up a routine as i said and I'm sure some other lads can offer advice too.

https://youtu.be/epOBenUjIHw
Proper mars bar ice cream song this lads

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This is the last time
That I will say these words
I remember the first time
The first of many lies
Sweep it into the corner
Or hide it under the bed
Say these things they go away
But they never do
Something I wasn't sure of
But I was in the middle of
Something I forget now
But I've seen too little of

The last time
You fall on me for anything you like
Your one last line
You fall on me for anything you like
And years make everything alright
You fall on me for anything you like
And I no I don't mind

This is the last time
That I will show my face
One last tender lie
And then I'm out of this place
So tread it into the carpet
Or hide it under the stairs
Say that some things never die
Well I tried and I tried

Something I wasn't sure of
But I was in the middle of
Something I forget now
But I've seen too little of

The last time
You fall on me for anything you like
Your one last line
You fall on me for anything you like
And years make everything alright
You fall on me for anything you like
And I no I don't mind

The last time
You fall on me for anything you like
Your one last line
You fall on me for anything you like
And years make everything alright
You fall on me for anything you like
And I know I don't mind

>>37453556
Take my own soul in his place

>>37453620

>Thinking Mars ice cream bars are the best

You obviously haven't tried SNICKERS ICE CREAM BARS

>>37453376
Jesus christ I'm tired, I started typing a response about how i've already seen stranger things and am looking forward to the sequel.
Stranger than fiction sounds interesting! Will have to give it a d/l!

>>37453387
Gotta catch up with my friendo!

>>37453393
That's a good shout, been a while since I've seen Crank.
and it totally is, I swear everyone said it at some point.

>>37453397
Ahaha appreciate the offer buddy, might let out a big long reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee one day.

>>37453438
Made me laugh!

>>37453631
I saw that the other day! I knew exactly how it was going to end but I still wanted it to be some 120 year old rich countess in a coma pulling the strings or something.
How did you like it?

>>37453638
One of my favourite films! Must watch it at least once a year.

>>37453674
>t.glue eater who missed the qt

>>37453684
yes my apology she is perfect as is every black, we should all just mate with blacks and never touch whites ever again

>>37453650
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Original Post

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>>37453707
Very well...

I will need some sort of visual representation of your soul for the exchange to be made..

X

>>37453727

if youre in this thread and concerned by the future of the white race then you are in the wrong place. would be surprised if any of us contributed to the species at all. got no right to complain m8

>>37453691
Thinking about it, but there really is no room, theres barely room to walk or do a squat in here

>>37453727
haha nice one mate I'll see you at the next EDL meeting.

>>37453748
this thread was created by people from britpol, you are in the invaders who have ruined this place

>>37453588
27 here lad, it only gets worse for people like us. tfw no gf will peak for you in the coming years.

whos watching the debate

>>37453759

doesn't matter who created the thread, my point is that everyone here is a gigantic failure and doesn't deserve to pretend they are superior to anyone

>>37453727
You're not going to mate with anyone lad why stress your noodle?

>>37453650
Still might have a meat stick lad, boobs are very easy to fake these days.

>wow that black girl is nice
>HURR U KEK I BET U WANK TO BLACKED MUH WHITE RACE IS DYING THANKS TO YOU

>>37453774
I'm better than you all.
Much better.

>>37453774
once again wrong, all you have to do is look at the amount of people here who have jobs, girlfriends/wives, if you are some no life loser YOU are the minority here

>>37453783
Nothing wrong with a feminine penis lad

>>37453794

what's the point of this thread then you retard? fuck off to /britpol/ if you want to cry about muh immigrants

>>37453749
As i said Lad, it's the same with my room. You only need a tiny bit of room to do most stuff.

>>37453650
Stop posting her or just admit you are a massive cuckold.

>>37448784
No relevant (You)s yet, this will probably be my last invitation to this week's Leeds outing since I'll be too busy working tomorrow. Still, if anyone new's joined and fancies a pint let's be having you eh?

>It's an anon is miserable about something that happened irl and will take it out on /britfeel/ all night episode

>>37453783
i have literally felt her pussy lips against mine

>>37453809
why don't you fuck off to wizchan and stop fucking up a place for britpol users?

>>37453792
Woah I wasnt going to believe you but then you hit 'enter' before typing 'much better' and now I'm convinced.

>>37453824
you've got pussy lips too lad?

>>37453832
Glad you can accept it. I'm going to become the new #1 personality on /britfeel/ and it's future PM.

Anyone here ever used culture pals? I wonder what it's like to have a penpal from the other side of the world but I don't think people in their mid 20s really do stuff like that.

>>37453830

would rather piss off you random nerds who care too much about muh white race

>>37453616

Exactly the same situation.

originblox

>>37453807
Its all fun and games until it goes boom boom up your bum.

>>37453824
>pussy lips against mine
So you're both lady boys then? I'm afraid we're too late to save him lads, only a pussy shot will save him now.

>>37453830
britpol is for britpol users you spoon.

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>>37452996
She said yes!
tfw no mentally ill qt to get over your issues with and love

>>37453858
Aye. Used to use it a fair bit, more so when I saw /int/ had threads about it. It's pretty solid to be quite honest. I stopped using it out of laziness and having a gf. Give it a try lad, doesn't hurt at least.

>>37453794
>all you have to do is look at the amount of people here who have jobs, girlfriends/wives

Or indeed waifus

>>37453881
t. 2016 user

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>>37453794
>if you are some no life loser YOU are the minority here

even feel like an insecure loser here

>>37453888
Do you actually get to chat with foreign qts? It's not like a dating site where you have to keep all conversations going right?

If you're not a former UKIP now Tory member you need to fuck off.

>>37453884
>get over your issues
there is zero chance a girl like that would help

>>37453847
>>37453870
i mean my real lips you mongs

>>37453884
What is she looking at?

Not qt.

>>37453919
I'm a no life loser too mate, fuck the wannabe normies showing off

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>>37453949
>Supporting the tories

>>37453969

they're just faking it or they really wouldn't be here. there's nothing here for them

>>37453743
Like what, exactly?
original comment

>>37453949

I'm a former BNP, now nothing member, does that count?

>>37453961
Well pussy lips and ball sacks feel similar to the mouth so I would still seek a second opinion, better to be safe than sorry!

>>37453948
It honestly varies, you get a fair amount of boring qts who don't talk but I find there to be a somewhat higher ratio of qts you can actually have some fun banter with. I think the idea of the site helps a lot as it removes some of the feeling people only message to try and date/fuck. (You may still message for that reason but it helps to seem more wanting to chat than just fuck)

What countries did you have in mind?

>>37453973
Fuck off home rasheed.

>>37453949
I bet a sharia party could be really successful, this election.

>>37453967
>one eye on the PM
>one eye on the bennies

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>>37453993
Some sort of..

Avatar..

X

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>>37453952
It would, half the reason that I am depressed is a lack of people to share ideas with and talk to
a 15 minute skype call every week is literalyl my entire social life
let me believe

>>37453999
>I'm an apathetic cuck, love me some paki cock
Kill yourself.
>>37454008
>Implying
England is finally redpilled.

just had a 20 minute imaginary conversation, and then a cry, with an imaginary clinical psychologist about why the split with my one and only ex-gf from 3-4 years ago traumatised me so much that I haven't been able to enter into a relationship of trust with a girl ever since, not even trusting one with mere sex.

fuck sake lads, will it ever get better, every day I can feel myself going back down the path towards suicidal thoughts.

Was in the corner shop earlier and the milf cashier called me handsome

Was feeling like Chad until I realised she might have been being sarcastic

>>37453999
Does the BNP exist anymore?

>>37453725
yeah it was alright it gave me a chuckle.
just thought what is a good film, that was recommended by some anon, snowtown. i thought it was fucking brilliant desu.

>>37454030
>England is finally redpilled.

I agree, Sharia for every one, thank you based mummy may!

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>>37454003
>Rasheed
>Doesn't know the tories support mass immigration

>>37453967
she has eyesight problems, pls be nice to her

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This image makes me feel comfy.

>>37454002
Don't really mind where, not some third world countries. Basically anywhere in western Europe, North America or East Asia.

>>37454047
The media killed it by inventing the EDL and bullshitting a connection between them and the BNP.

>>37454127
Probably be pretty easy then. Good luck if you do it.

>>37453858

what is culture pals?

>>37454121
That image makes me paranoid. I keep expecting soldiers to pop up on the balconies and start shooting at me.

Wasn't the BNP basically a football hooligan meet up forum?

>>37454121
Goes to show how delusional nostalgia makes people. Reminds me of the way people think gen 1 of transformers is a good cartoon

>>37454147
The only down side is that I have absolutely nothing interesting to talk about since I have no hobbies and just spend all day online.

This may limit my ability to converse.

>>37454167
not here, you'll release him

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>>37454165
How about this one then lad?

>>37454171
Nothing nostalgic about that image for me though, I just find it comfy.

>>37454167
Basically yes, I went to a meeting undercover once and most of them were really stupid and drank every day.

>>37454167

Not really, maybe in the 1980s it was, but since about 2003 onwards it was mostly normal, functional people.

>>37454186
Just try to expand what you do online.
Maybe topics here you like, movies/tv shows you watch a lot of, music you like etc.

Hell just use it to learn a new language. Not every discussion will just be what you like and do, the best conversations just flow and randomly adapt as bad as it sounds.

>>37454203
I wonder how cold those buildings get during winter.

>bbc asking that strange looking vulcan jewess some questions
>she goes on about how corbyn didn't really answer her questions on anti-semitism
>starts to go on about anti-zionism as well
But zionism is the one that wants to put all other races into the work camps and use us as workhorses and cattle. Is it racist to oppose a racist group when it's part of one of the protected races? Is it racist to be against the black panthers, for example, who are also extremely racist?

>>37454203
I can hear the gunfire outside. I can see the stadium in the distance and I hear the hum of the monolith.
It's not feeling very comfy, lad.

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I wonder when that GANG i keep hearing about is going to recruit edbin like they said. i still dont think they are real. they talk big but can they back it up.

Looking on facebook for the first time in ages, see a group of people I used to be friends with are all still together. I got on really well with them but it all went to shit when a girl in the group said she liked me. I was too much of a sperg to reciprocate properly and never saw any of them again. Cheers love.

>>37454025
But I don't have one..
Robot please let me post

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>>37453106
Labour party membership card

>>37454303
I invited him to Leeds, what more do you want?

>>37454262

>A group of people are deemed a race by society due to similar ethnical traits
>Same group of people are absolutely vile, horrible cancer that cause havoc everywhere they go. Raise crime in the area, don't pay council task and marry their children at young ages.
>Say I hate that group
>Called racist

??????

Any guesses on the racial group? Pro-Tip: Gypsies.

>>37454371
>I invited him to Leeds

first i have heard of the BH inviting him to leeds, they are a pesky bunch though so it wouldn't surprise me

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We got it lads, shit's delicious. I've been missing out

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>>37454303
>>37454396
which gang lad?

>>37454371
I'm not that close to normiedom yet

>>37454393
Is it ethnic white people of Britain?

>>37454408
should of got keema naan

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My fart smelled like mcnuggets

>>37454408
those chips look like absolute fire mate. I hate it when you ask for chips from an Indian and they give you shitty cheap fries.

Those chips have blatantly been cooked in the fattiest of ghee butter. YUM

>>37454410
>I'm not that close to normiedom yet
Lad, it's a pint in Leeds with 1 or 2 other people. It's probably the easiest thing.

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>>37454441
y-yeah travelling to a city and meeting with people is such an easy thing

>>37454431
go away britnormie

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>>37454408
Im on a diet and I am looking at this and hurting because of it

>>37454424
Definitely will next time, shits spicy as fuck, I'll need it
>>37454435
I think they might be the best chips I've ever had from a takeaway lad, they seem cut from proper potatoes and not just bought out a pack from the way theyre cut and have the perfect crisp on them. Was worried about the quality of chips from an indians

>>37454455
Travel into Leeds, wait in arranged place for people to approach you. Go for a quiet pint and leave. Not like it's go out clubbing all night.

>>37454455


where you from lad? sheffield? you said you were close to leeds

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I accidentally spilled a piss bottle over the carpet, and it's going to be so much effort cleaning it up.

eating papa johns leftovers

why is it so bloody filling, ate the 5 slices I had left and feel like I've just eaten a whole chicken

>>37454469

I feel sorry you've only just discovered this. Properly cooked Indian chips in ghee butter are the nicest chips in the world, bar none.

My mother is such a fucking idiot.

She drinks too much all the time and just gets overly emotional about stupid shit. I have enough going on in my life, I don't need it. Then she keeps offering me drinks every time I go round even though she knows I don't drink anymore. I'd be fine if she just offered once but if I'm there for a few hours she's just like

>So, how long have you not been drinking? Bet that you give up by the weekend haha
>6 months now
>6 months until Saturday eh? Heh
>*in my head* Yeah haha, just keep using that joke every single fucking time I come over

Then she will use a sarcastic tone when my stepdad is there like "anon says he's not drinking" while containing her laughter.

Literally every time I go round to see her she will be fine and dandy then in the few hours I'm there she will polish off a bottle of wine and will be on her third or fourth glass of lager slurring her words and trying to play a game of "who has had a shittier week" with me.

I've told my therapist and he thinks I should cut down on seeing her. I see her once a week, sometimes twice since she only lives a 5 minute walk from my dad's house (where I live)

It's really upsetting because she knows how hard things have been for me and knows that I had a pretty serious problem with alcohol that I have thankfully been able to keep under control yet she still feels the need to make jokes at my expense, it isn't fair.

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>google for good maths learning resources
>its all people looking for algebra and pre-calculus stuff
>i just want to learn how to do basic division

khan academy was american trash also

>>37454431
this was a real post

>>37454483
this is an imposter

>>37454475
>>37454480
thankfully not, and I don't like the idea drinking. Leeds is still like 2hours away

>>37454408
Glad I managed to guess what you'd like.

You should try a korma next. It's mild and very sweet, basically on the opposite side of what you had tonight.

>>37454483
I did this the other day. Room still stinks of piss. Why do we live like this?

>>37454535
I've had jar korma and like it but never from a takeaway. Might try it next time

>>37454528
Just fuck her when she is drunk.

>>37454410
>which gang lad?

The BH lad. they have been coming on here and saying they have found a suitable gang member in ebin. i think they might have deleted their posts though. i think they mentioned something about him possessing a potential he is not yet aware of. sounds like a load of bollocks if you ask me, i bet its birnormie or something trying to make a meme.

>>37454528
Just let her destroy herself anon

Not much you can do with people in this scenario, if they want to build a drink/drug habit there's fuck all you can do.

Don't blame yourself

>>37454551
Takeaway korma is a whole different world.

It goes great with a garlic naan.

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>>37454342
You have failed

Len is now trapped in the phantom meme zone forever..

>>37454589
fucking howling at this lad

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>>37454571
s-sounds interesting lad

>>37454408
Holy shit did that take over an hour to be delivered?

I fancy some pilau rice now.

Ulcer on my tongue driving me up the wall.

>>37454603
It got here at about 25 past so just under an hour

>>37454589
Different anon.

Have my soul instead.

>>37454632
Poke it with a pin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd9TlGDZGkI
fookin tune

>>37454632
Want me to kiss it better?

Don't think I can finish this indians lad, fucking stuffed. I'm sure they killed a whole chicken for the meat

I'd love it if my a level papers were leaked. Make my fucking life

>>37454712
get out of here child.

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If trips, i sleep in peace tonight

>>37454408
Looks fucking good does that red nonsense

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ey up lads. i have just got back from my trip. i had real terrible internet out there and it stopped me from posting here.

my girlfriend broke up with me a few weeks ago too but i am currently dating another lass. im back working at the local chippy too

hope you lads are having fun and rocking hard

>>37454708
Indians will do that lad, glad you enjoyed it though. This was a comfy part of my Friday night

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>>37454724
Oi mate
I am no child. I'm 18.

>>37454735
What a fucking child.
LM
A
O

>>37454735
You're barely out of nappies you stupid cunt.

I think I started the mars ice cream thing
I don't recall it being posted until I mentioned it
glad I've made people happy though

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>I am no child. I'm 18.

>>37454220
>I went to a meeting undercover
sure the rest of the lads at your uni loved hearing your brave story

>>37454747
Duh that's my fetish dumbass

I have successfully made home made spiced rum flavoured liquor at the cost of 1 quid per 750ml

No more captain Morgan's for this lad.

Should I sleep or should I carry on drinking Stella and read some more Lovecraft?

>>37454810

proper home brew? arent you scared of dying or going blind? not even taking the piss dessy, id love to try something like this but im scared of fucking myself up

Jezza's a cunt. Touched in the head he is.

>>37454801
just how common is that?
and how often are you lumped in with furries?

>He can't even remember 9/11

>>>/OUT/

>>37454859
How would I die or go blind?

I'm not putting anti freeze in it

>>37454865
Actually been aware of how the world changed post 9/11 depresses me.

>>37454752
Lad taking ownership of memes devalues the meme. You have to let it grow independently.

>>37454865
11 september 2001 was my very first day of high school(i started a week late because i was faking sickness) looking back im sure it was a sign of what school would be like for me

>>37454833
>reading Lovecraft as we approach prime spooky hours
brave lad

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>>37454930
It isn't spooky hours if you've worked night shifts for 5 years on the trot. It's spooky life.

>>37454905
>i started a week late because i was faking sickness
sounds like a sign of how your life would be mate

>>37454958

i was pulling sickies long before high school m8

>>37454833
The latter. What Lovecraft you reading?

>>37454973
Lovecraft 3: The frozen bone

>>37454865
>he didn't get super excited when 9/11 happened

was the first happening where I really felt it to be exhilarating, now I almost live for happenings.
Wheres tilde? you didn't binge eat did you?

>>37454973
The book itself is a commemorative edition thingy from Waterstone's that has most of his stories all rolled into one big book of spook. The story itself that I'm on is called "Herbert West -Reanimator".

I've never really been big on reading, but I've been trying to get into it lately and I figured Lovecraft would be a good starting place because I like horror and all that spooky tentacle style stuff.

Just watched Blue Velvet, what did I think of it?

>>37455081
>what did I think of it?
How the fuck would we know. I doubt any of us here are bloody mind readers.

>>37455081
You thought it was boring and shit but the air mask bit was alright

should i give up smoking? is it worth it? do you really feel that much better? smoking 10-15 marlboro reds a day now

>>37455035
Was that the first time you realised you were a sociopath?

Take your foot off the break
FOR CHRISTS SAKE

>>37455119
Yes you should.
Use that money to buy yourself something nicer and not stink like shit.

>>37455100
Imagine being this memeilliterate

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>>37453071
self reply

cause

no one replyed

>>37455128
Not him but I feel the same. Although I did feel sad for those kids in Manchester. And the doggo in Sweden.

>>37455116
I thought it was great actually. The air mask scenes were creepy af but I didn't understand why Frank kidnapped the woman just so he could pretend to be a baby. Probably one of those things Lynch puts in for no real reason.

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Going to start up Platinum in a bit. Am I a boy or a girl?
Post waifus

>>37455048
>The book itself is a commemorative edition thingy from Waterstone's that has most of his stories all rolled into one

That's how I got into Lovecraft. Bought a book with Call of Cthulhu and At the Mountains of Madness and his other short stories.

Also you should watch the Reanimator movie if you haven't already. Only slightly related to the story but it's a fun 80s horror.

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>>37455155
Nice dubs there anon, well done

has anyone else tried this?
http://drawabox.com
trying to into drawing

>>37455100
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh l remember when l was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

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Feel like shit, everyones out partyin or comfy with a gf. am just wanting a bit green to make me feel better and i cant even get any.

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>>37455185
Always happy to bless :)

- PM Kev x

>>37455184
I think I saw it a long time ago when I was a kid and I enjoyed it. I'll be sure to check it out sthia weekend now that you've reminded me that it exists.

>>37453071
1. where
2. do you have smelly breath

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>>37455228
faggot dont steal my sad dubs u cunt

>>37455119
I smoke ten a day, vape the rest. I was 25 a day before.

>>37455203
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell you. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

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>>37455263
I stole nothing. I'm sorry if I upset you though my fellow lad.

- PM Kev x

>>37455216
Get ur dad to shave his anal beard and smoke that lad

>>37455128
I think everyone feels like this but they lie to themselves and pretend to care / be upset

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>Get 2 month ban from /leftypol/ for suggesting that Irish travellers be exterminated.
>Write in the appeal section "no regrets, tinker-lover".
>They actually repealed it

Are the NazBol gods behind this?

>>37455357
why the fuck you on leftypol and tinkers arent at bad if you know them there tribal as fuck
and (((bolshevism)))
is pleb tier

>>37455321
sounds like it'll fuckin stink mate, ill pass

>>37455357
I got banned from 7+1's regular pol for suggesting that trump might actually lose
I was condemned as a CTR shill
I make no apologies, it was undoubtably the best kart game ever made

>>37455453
>I was condemned as a CTR shill
>I make no apologies, it was undoubtably the best kart game ever made
You are wrong but I chuckled.

>>37455484
go on
this had better not be diddy king racing

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>>37455442
Well because I understand that NazBol aka communism is the future.

> tinkers arent at bad
They are subhuman.

>>37455357
>tfw 1/4 Irish and have straserite-esque beliefs

hey, the girl i am dating keeps saying she does not know if she finds me attractive but she likes my personality and especially my job because i can get her free food. i dont know what to do

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>>37455357
>being banned from /leftypol/
just use tor you idiot

>>37453071
I can get you two housemates lad! Including myself that is

Me and my gf are looking for some cool people to live with, where you at?

>>37455578
>robots
You've been trying so hard this thread, bless (you).

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>>37455555
Great quints there my friend

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6th Mars bar ice cream fuckinghell lads
Washing it down with a cloudy lemonade

Banned from Twitter again lads.

>>37454865
>come home from after school care
>turn on BBC2 for the goat time slot
>no Weakest Link, New Adventures of Superman, Fresh Prince or The Simpsons

I was fuming.

>>37455594

>You've been trying so hard this thread

What do you mean by that lad

>>37455610
Got a mint feast from the ice cream van today - 2gbp.

>>37455610
they come in packs of 5 m8

>>37455554
kek thinks will get communism because of robots
the weak will get culled before at happens

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>>37455155
i lived with someone for 8 week and didn't enjoy it. it was good to have bills halved but didn't enjoy spending that much time with somebody else.

>>37455609
kev watches over me

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>>37455357
>>37455568
Commies get out and stay out

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>>37455648
I'll let you in on a secret lad. Go to aldi. They sell 7 for 2 bong atm

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>>37455555
luck of the irish

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ate way too much weed and hit unusual times. tachycardia. serious delirium & hallucinations. panic

just woke up. i didn't know weed could do that

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>>37455674
>"WAHH GET OUT!"
This isn't your safe space friend :^)

>>37455664
I love that, anon. Did you draw it?

>>37455664
Fuck ppl mate don't worry

>>37455701
death to idpol tbqh

Why does holding in a shit feel so good lads? Is it just pressure against the prostate?

>>37455683
nah I prefer snickers

Dear Keith Flint,
Do pigeons like being stroked and petted?

>>37455701
t.centrist cuck
go back to plebbit with two sides of the same coin bullshit

I feel disgusting for ordering a takeaway for delivery at this time of night. What has my life come to?

>>37455702
yeah, nice bit of oc for the lads

>>37455723
That depends. I learned that if I eat a lot of fibre than the texture of my shits are very tough. It feels almost like clay. Shitting out a nice 8x6 log is tremendous and comes out seamlessly with little need to wipe.

Anyone else on the dole?

I have been put on the cource litteraly called "Look good feel good" and it's going to be two weeks in a room with a woman teacher trying to get me to be motivated

The woman at the job centre also said the girls in the group were going to cut our hair and stuff like group bonding ect, what the fuck?

Not bullshiting either i will upload the letters if anyone wants to see

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>>37455729
I've never tried these
Very exciting!

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>get home from work
>fall asleep
>just woken up now
>tesco closed
Rolling for din dins,
0-4 Shin Ramyun
5-9 Walk to kebab shop

>>37455796
Please do. I've never heard of this before. Seems like meme material.

>>37455796
upload the letter lad. i am interested. i was on the dole but im not anymore. they offered me retarded courses. a course to get you motivated sounds good but i bet they do it really poorly

>>37455796

Fuck me.

Tell them you would feel good if you got some practical training for a job.

>>37455713
i already feel that way lad, fuck em all eh

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>>37455834
>>37455844
>>37455851
orignal commentero

another one coming up

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>>37455887
this is just what she gave me which tells me where to go

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>>37455172
I always play as a girl in games for some reason. I wonder what that says about me?

i love tekken but like all fighting games the story is absolutely awful and hardly makes any sense.

>>37455895
Autogynephilia mate, careful now.

>>37454408
I can cook my own better than that, foodlets will never learn

>>37455887
>>37455894
Holy fuck.
I hope I find a job quickly then. I don't want to be put on that program if that's what they are doing these days.

>>37455894

reckon there will be any QT low confidence grills there?

>>37455925
Yeah i also have to go outside my city on like an hour bus ride

>>37455929
Apparently everyone there are shutins, although she said it was all girls right now

>>37455895
i have never understood people who play as girls over guys in games. fellas normally want the character they play as to represent a power image of themselves or some one cool they would want to be.

maybe you want to be a girl

>>37455887
>>37455894
I'm a Poole lad on universal credit, never had this sort of thing recommended to me. I apply to jobs, update my activity log, go to the meetings, the friendly woman says it all looks good, asks if there's anything she can help with and then books me in for another meeting either 1-2 weeks later. Rinse and repeat.

I really fucking feel for you if you have to go to shit like this.

>>37455929
>reckon there will be any QT low confidence grills there?
Time to get the address of the place and hang outside for easy pickings.

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>>37455943
the goverment as caught on to the neet life

>>37455919
Sounds like a slippery slope
>>37455975
I highly doubt I'm a tranny

>>37455943
>she said it was all girls right now

how tf do I get invited to this

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What time is it, lads?
Time to colour in

>>37456005
>Sounds like a slippery slope
It is, this is probably why so many people in videogames end up being trannies.

>>37456048
Is this more from that good looking, outgoing, popular art girl who draws herself as ugly and socially awkward?

>>37455985
I apply for five jobs a day too, even on weekends.

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>>37456090
>good looking

come on son

>>37456090
Pardon me? I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>37455998
Yeah i guess, took them long enough kek

>>37456027
It's probably all indian girls who barely speak english, last time i went to a course similar to this (it was called job skills or something) the only girl there was an indian who couldn't speak english properly

>>37455995
>>37455929
shut in autistic girls are more fucked than any of us, and they are normally god awfully ugly. if they are qt they will are most likely the incredibly chavvy type that are just lazy and cba doing anything.

shut in girls are not like shut in fella in the sense that they get into obscure hobbies. they are normally like typical girls but they lack awareness or ugly as fuck.

>>37453588

Turned 30 in May. been NEET for 9 1/2 years. Single for 9 years.

>>37456090
I know who you mean but I honestly have no idea how you made that connection.

>>37456115
>>37456116
I confused it with that Sarah Scribbles stuff.

>>37456115
>Be woman
>Draw childlike scribble
>Get bafta