How many days since you last had sex?

Never had it. But if the timer starts from birth it's almost been 11,000 days.

> since you last
heh

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>>37453007
7,626
who /beyondsaving/ here

>>37453007
23 years, convert yourself

>>37453079
>not even 20 years old
>thinks his "beyond saving"

You overly dramatic normie faggot fuck off

>>37453007
I think it was 6 days ago actually

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Almost 5 days, probably none for another week

>>37453223
Damn brother. I feel for you

>>37453007
haha funny question

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>>37453111
you got me there
checked

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>>37453122
>>37453223
Get out of here RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT.
END YOUR LIFE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
REEEEEEEEEEE
GET.
THE.
FUCK.
OUT.
OF.
MY.
BOARD.
REEEEEEEEEE

>>37453007
maybe in my past reincarnation i had sex?

About 4 years.

fml.

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the last time I had sex was yesterday

>>37453007
N/A. I haven't had sex in 19 years and counting.

Over 9,000 days.
Not even a shitty meme either.

>>37453042
11 700-something days here, man

it's been like almost four years

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0.25 days. Give me your best REEEE

>>37453007
Do hookers count? If so it's been a week.

>>37453007

about 120 or so

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>people saying thousands of days so as to imply they're virgins
>didn't read the thread properly
hurhur you all fucked your mummies

>>37453533
to quote smosh, hookers don't count.

>>37453007
About 4000.

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>>37453589
Oh. Like a million days then.

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I'm too lazy to convert 23 years into days. H-hold me

>>37453007
February
It wasn't even good

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>>37453111
>not even 20 years old
7,626 days are more than 20 years.
Please learn to count before you insult other ppl.

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>>37453007
>How many days since you last had sex?
7329 days exactly

something like 7900

>>37453007
1.

Fucking too long! Now I gotta wait untill Sunday!!

8500 days or something like that.

It get's funny when i tell you that i am no virgin anymore

15 days.

>felt desperate
>met an older gay man and got fucked emotionlessly
>never had sex with a girl
>barely even consider myself bi

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>>37453007
6 days.

origano

>>37453934
>>met an older gay man and got fucked emotionlessly
>>never had sex with a girl

Total faggot. Kys

>>37453797
Happy birthday 29 days late!

Fucked a half white/ half latina girl about a month ago. It was good, I got to cum on her titties.

>tfw horny all the time, but don't get laid enough to satisfy my constant horniness

Almost 7,665 days.

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>>37453007
Had relations with the missus just this morning.

>>37453007
never.
orignally posted on this board with a robot

>>37453079
who else /8,906/ here?

>>37453007
Wife on P. 2 days.

7305 days without touching a pussy with my pingo

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10,950 days

ten thousand
nine hundred
and fifty
days

>>37454208
Describe said encounter, dear sir, or gtfo.

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>>37454280
Wow. Well, congratulations on your wizard status anon! You now have autism power beyond most mortals. Use it wisely.

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>>37454279
If today is your birthday happy birthday.

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>>37454334
Not much to tell. Standard normie shit.

>wake up, getting ready for work
>wife works from home so she's still lounging in bed
>she's wearing an old tanktop and panties, one of her tits is poking out
>bend down, give her nip a lick
>kissin, touchin, fingerin
>you want to fuck?
>yeah, we got time
>quick 20 min pump n dump
>feel fresh and relaxed all day

Pic related.

>>37453007
10.

Not feeling it today, though.

>>37453007
virtual sex: 2 weeks
real sex: almost a year

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>>37453007
6,900 days

>Not original

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>>37454572
>Same here brah
>tfw 19 in June
Are we the biggest robots of them all?

uniornically: 7ish years

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0 days
got laid today thanks to my new BMW

>>37454521
so many normans on this board lately...

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>>37453007
4 days ago but it was with a cow about 150 pounds more than me

>>37454976
How was it tho?

>>37453007
20 days lmao. ive been busy with work.

i put a dildo up my boyfriends ass yesterday if that counts

>>37453007
365 multiplied by 30 plus maybe like 100 more days or so

>>37455043
Not gonna lie, it was great. She had pretty big tits and was self conscious because she thought she was squishing me. I raw dogged though so pray for me my dude

December before leaving my ldr's country

>>37455178
>pray
Not a very effective contraception method :^)
Enjoy alemonies

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>>37453007
25 fucking years.
Not original

About 20 days, won't be able to have it again until September.

tl:dr; 5 years, 6 months, 18 days.

I haven't told anyone this but I've only dated/held hands with one girl for about 3 years in high school. She left me november 15 2011 shortly after I turned 19 and we have been no contact since. I haven't held hands or tried to talk to another woman since, and I'm 24 now.
She was in a horrible car accident in 2015 and is still more or less in a vegetative state although as of lately she will occasionally say simple words like "no" and will move her hand.
I just went through her facebook for the first time in probably 4 years and I don't miss her at all but I wish she didn't get hurt.
Sorry for the blog post I just feel incredibly sad right now and wanted to put it in words

7 years.

asdfgh

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>>37455909
iktf orginato

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>virtual sex
A few weeks.
>sexual contact
Like 5 years ago.
>actual sex
Never.

Inb4 roo roo - handjobs are shit, you're not missing out on much.

365 days multiplied by 19. that's how many days

somewhere around 500 or so.

>>37453426
Are you implying the people who have had sex who you did not reply to are not normies? If that is the case, you are quite wrong, my friend.

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8182 days tbqh

>>37453007
Will be a year in a month or two.

It doesn't matter really. I don't really care about sex anymore and dating is too much effort. I've been enjoying the convenience of masturbating

You know there are other things in Iife.

>>37453934
How come all you fags fuck old or fat men? I'm not even good looking and get average guys sending me messages. I'm not even gay, or set myself as bi anywhere.
Can you really not even find an average guy even out of desperation?

idk prob 1500 something

4 days I think

>>37453007
Two months. Paid an escort. Pretty good desu

Actually with bf, 6 months. Virtual been couple weeks or something. Sexually frustrated but haven't had the desire to fuck anyone else for years. I don't think he feels the same :(

>100
it was a hooker

>9125 days
since I had authentic sex with someone that I was interested in and interested in me

>>37457404
>Virtual sex.

Ok you got me there

8429 days since my date of birth

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>>37453007
6935 days
but I'm 29 years old

Had sex this morning. My dick is being sucked as I write this. As you read the first sentence I will be having fingers inserted up my ass. As you read this I will be eating the pussy like Chinese food. As you post a reply I'll be balls deep in her in missionary till I cum.

Fucking idiots. Go on back page, get an escort, fucking pick up a hooker you autistic fuckers.

>>37457546
>6935 days
>19 years
you had sex at 10 years old?

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>>37457601
This

Backpage is the BEST place to get hookers.

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>>37457689

D-didn't we all?

>>37457716
no way in hell that's real

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>>37457795

Video game ads were pretty fun before SJWs and women entered the industry

like two weeks ago ,i got a Bj on monday though.
i will probably have sex in a couple hours.

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23 years but at least not as bad as some people on here

>>37453007

11,070 days and no end in sight

>>37457486
Figured as much...

Not an original comment

>>37453007
8 days and will probably be a while til I have sex again.

>>37453007
6,923 days
feelsgoodman.jpg

>>37453007
never, feels bad man.,

>>37453007
6,935 days same as
>>37453468

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7,665 days without sex... still a virgin

Last time I had sex was the last day of November, before I flew back to the United States.

I'd been seeing a girl fairly regularly, with whom I'd rebounded after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years.

Once I returned to America, my post-break-up feels caught up with me and I lost my motivation to try seeing anyone else.

Now I'm ready to fug again but am leaving the country for half a year at the end of June. I'm sort fiddling around with Tinder but don't want to just hook up once or twice, either.

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28 years old
never fugged

>>37453007
virtual probably 7 or so but even there i dont vibe well with ppl

irl (strictly with masc dudes as no cutes bother first) 180ish

Zero. I've never made sex with anyone before.

>>37453007

~11,800 days.

something something original comment

Around 730? Couple summers ago

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7114 days and counting

>mfw that wasn't an original post

around march 2014, who feels worse? the ones who never scored or the ones who did it but it was such a rare miracle that they can't see themself geting it again in the near future?

>all these normies who had sex exactly 20 yrs ago

N/A

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like 4 and a half years...

what do you guys think is it truly better to have loved and lost than never at all?

desu im not so sure

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6,780 days
when i graduated someone I know said "man, you did it, you're the only guy I know who didn't lose his virginity in High school bro!"

>>37453007
since i last? never, about 10585 days

>3463
Nearing a decade now lads

>28
>2 months ago
>Meet woman through friends
>Talk a few times
>She comes over
>Go down on her and rock her World
>She's she can't because not on pill/no condoms
>Stick in it for a few thrusts anyway
>She blows me and I come down her throat

>>37453007
3 years, until last Tuesday. Got a blow job. P in V tomorrow.

Yesterday, with my girlfriend. Which apparently isn't an original comment. Fucking normies.

I'm 30 so however many days that is.

2 weeks but it will probably go on for life if I don't end up selling myself for food or something.

>>37453007
about 2 years now so like 650-730 days.

Yesterday, and about to

>>37453007
>at the age where my parents had me and have a strong urge to have children of my own
sucks being poor

>>37453007
1159 more or less
too lazy to take into account leap years

>>37453007
13,976 since any part of me was in a vagina.

>>37461199
>1159
opps meant 11159

>>37453007
What's 20 years in days?

>>37453007

This thread should be renamed to "what is your exact date of birth?"

>>37461259
7285

Being original is harder than I thought.

>>37453589
>to quote smosh

Jesus Christ I forgot they were ever a thing. At least YouTube is getting progressively less retarded

>>37454572
Get the fuck out underage fag

Anyone who says they are 18 is underage

>>37457557
>having fingers inserted into my ass

Gtfo gay fag

7739
I made out with a girl four years ago though.
dear god I miss her so much

value:undefined

why are people posting days? the correct answer is:

>NEVER

that is also my "last" time too.

>>37460089
>made sex

This is why you're a virgin

>>37461199
>>37461202
>>37460748
>>37460135
how the hell do you remember this?, it's only been two years but I don't even remember the exact month let alone the exact day.

>>37453007
Roughly 10220

>>37461531
birth certificates?

>>37461531
you can't remember your own birthday?

Literally over 9000 days since ive been in a vagina

>>37453007
Two weeks
Three nore weeks until I get to have sex again

6, would be less but periods like to get in the way of things

>>37453007
23 years and going strong.

So pjcfhkcdfyijvcddfhjknvcjjjc good enough original comment fucker?

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It's been 4 days, is it normal to be bored with it? I've been with my current girlfriend for about a year and a half and I only see her a few times a month because of distance. When we meet up all she wants to do is fuck, and whenever we do I can't ever get off.
wat do

Last night desu

7104 days
is sex even that good? desu

ITT: people think being born = having sex

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>>37462903
>is sex even that good?
It's great but very temporary, like eating a piece of pie. The sugar rush spikes your dopamine levels briefly, but you don't feel much better afterwards. Sex is not necessary for a happy, fulfilled life.
Just look at Buddhist monks. Does the Dalai Lama look depressed to you? He never had sex.

>>37453079
it's been over 5 years

Like 6 years

Got in bed naked with a girl in 2013 but I couldn't get hard

Normies and women look at me weird while robots and permavirgins hate my guts

>>37462987
thanks anon, that made me feel better, appreciate you taking time out of your day to answer :) Obligatory Reee get out of my board normie

>>37453042
Same here. 11,468. I subtracted a day from my lifespan since technically my penis was in a vagina at some point on my day of birth.

>>37463056
The wizard meme is only half a joke.
I was virtually kissless until the age of 27 so I know both sides of the coin.
Transcending one's primal urges really does make one stronger.

>>37453007

10,724 days
which means i've never had sex.
>>37453042
>>37453493
>>37463110
the older you get, the easier is becomes to accept it. at least that's true for me.