The wagecuck can't take any more He walks out of his office

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wagies absolutely decimated

This was gold, OP. Thank you for this.

Beautiful, i cried at the end.

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>>37452464
Your meet thread needed a bump..so ballbusting!

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We need more of this.

I quit today. I dont know why the fuck i did that...

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>>37452464
Instant classic. Include me in the screencap.

>>37452670
Greentext pls. Make it a good one.

>>37452464
this is one of the few good and original posts on this website.

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>>37452734
>>37452774
>>37452802
The you fairy has arrived

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>>37452464
Thank you for making these threads OP. Ironically, they entertain me while I'm at work all day, which prevents me from ending up like the guy in your post.

T. Wagecuck

i love contributing to the society, unlike you neet parasites

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>>37452464
ITS MY WEEKEND OFF
STOP BTFO'ing US NEET

>>37453017
Neeties have a weird conception of what goes on in the workplace. Beets seem pretty rare irl though so they must all be European or west coast? Where traffic and McDonald's are real things

See you all on /r/4chan

m'gentlesirs

:D

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>>37453080
Oh no! The wagie is getting ragie! Don't feel bad my friend, only 4,385 more work days until your retirement. In but a mere 33,860 hours of work you'll be free! That won't be so bad, right?

>>37452464
A very amusing and clever poem, OP. Your aesthetic delectations and employment of rhyme are second-to-none!

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>>37453101
>>37452464
same fagging again NEET? Maybe you should give it a break.

>>37453080
>making your boss money so he can buy a new hot tub is contributing to society

>>37453248

Yes it is, you nigger. The guy who makes hot tubs needs to feed his family

>what is an economy

>>37453526
So what you're saying is that spending money is contributing to society, not working.

In other words, a rich NEET contributes more to society than a poor wagecuck.

>>37452464

The wagecuck is mindless, no thought in his deed.
But why glorify the incapable NEET?
Sometimes a reward needs an effort so small,
why not take a part for your own selfish goal?

Besides, education is more more than just work.
You will face some challenges with but a smirk.
Of what's going on you will be more aware.
Sometimes doing things is simply self-care.

>>37453651
That depends. Conceptually, too many rich neets would ruin an economy. But so would too many poor wagies.

I guess you could say that neets need wagies, and wagies need rich neets.

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>>37452464
This poem has a funny twist at the end.

Wow, how brutal! Wagies btfo like usual.

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>>37452464
Please tell me how to live the NEET life

>>37452464
Great work, OP. Enjoyed it immensely.

Also wagecucks BTFO

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Delightfully entertaining post OP

why are wagies so pathetic. the best thing they came up with was the haircut meme and that was co-opted by neets

>tfw interviewer at research firm
>whenever neets pick up they stutter and take forever
>they shirk when i tell them I need to read the whole question
>get all ashamed when they say they don't work
>don't tell them to have a wonderful day at the end

Are these threads a joke or not? How is being NEET so good when you don't have money to do anything meaningful?

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>>37456170
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPY
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
>sniffs underwear
SMELLS LIKE CHEEEEEEEESE
>to the theme of Halo 3 - Warthog Run
POOOOOOP POO POO
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP POO POO
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PO POOO
POOOOOOOOOOOO POO POO POO POO POOP
poooooop
POOOOOOOOOP
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP poop pop POOOP POOOP PPPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP

>>37452464
Kek. This was actually, originally good

>>37456170
NEETs have plenty of money. They are the new aristocracy, far more intelligent than the wagies and therefore able to easily live off the system.

Holy shit, wagies eternally BTFO

>>37452464
The neetie wakes up, with crust in his eyes
and looks out the window at the afternoon sky

the whole day gone, and still in his bed
thoughts of suicide swirl through his head

he rolls out of slumber, not even a bath
and boots up his pc to spread all his wrath

"im such a big loser, a failure, a slob!"
he cries and he screams while stroking his knob

"but at least i don't work, at least im no slave!"
he slams his stained keyboard in his foul smelling cave

and after the post, his only thing for the night
his mommy comes home looking for a fight

"why anon why, do you do me this way?"
"ive given you everything, and nothing say?"

"sorry ooh mommy" the neetie will cry
"i am your burden, until we both die"

"speaking of which," his mommy is done
as she reaches her purse and pulls out a gun

a flash of gun metal; two pulls of the trigger
the neetie is dead, his mom's corpse even bigger

this was the tale, of a neet in his glut
with shitposting, trap porn, and daily haircuts
I'll be here all week

This is to all the NEETs here on /r9k/:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cSUvPgKwig

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>>37457875
Terrible on every possible level.

>>37456170
I'm actually more miserable with having too much money! Such is the NEET life

>>37457961
whatever you say neetie, better than yours :^)

>>37457875
What about the whos in whoville?

>>37452464

Unrealistic. NEETs can't climb a full flight of stairs.

>>37457875
trying too hard m8 sorry

>>37458481
the neet was below because, you see.
>and plummets ten thousand feet
this could well be an excerpt of an epic poem, giving the NEET uncomparable physical strength

>tfw can NEET for several years because I inherited 200k, and two properties

>>37458481
>trying too hard
>in a wagecuck thread

>>37452464
Why is he on a high mountain?

>>37452464
Brainlet poetry, there's no rhythm at all. You put the sentences together making sure they rhymed at the end without thinking about how the whole thing actually felt when reading/reciting it. I thought you NEETs's whole thing was how much time you had to study the arts, revise your shit OP you're in a position to be much better than this.

>>37452464
Jesus Christ these threads are cringey, if I was locked in my room 24/7 shitposting on 4chan and fucking pillows I would kill myself.
>inb4 nice try wagie
I'm in college.

>>37458669
>not investing that money, wagecucking for ten years then NEETing for the rest of your life

>>37458918
>t. wagie getting ragie

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when will they learn?dfg

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>>37457875
>tfw dr. seuss is a wagie

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>>37459910
stay mad neetie