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>>37205634
It was at an Ariana Grande concert too, so everyone who died was probably a Stacy.

>>37205667
I think the terroist was just trying to tell everyone he thinks Ariana Grande is straight bangin'. He followed gis heart and went big. Gppd he took at some stacies as well most like, should he be a hero to us?

>>37205667
That's true, anon. It makes me feel better that it wasn't one of us

If digits: Elliot has returned from the dead

>>37205345
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/22/manchester-arena-evacuated-reports-gunshots-explosion/

Link to the developing story

>Ban guns
>Ban knives
>Ban spoons
>Ban pointy sticks
>That should keep us safe!
>Have more domestic terrorism events than the US
good job

Bottoming is clearly gayer.

Top is gayer, he gets a hard on for man ass, bottoms usually get fucked while rocking a flacid and use tops as automatic dildos to hit the prostate, but bottom's more humiliating and risky.

>>37205309
That would only apply in a coerced/non-consentual situation. If you're volunteering for a dick up your ass, you're definitely the bigger faggot

>>37205021
depends on what your interpretation of an afterlife is

>>37205066
Whatever you want to

>>37205021
complete nothingness seems rather disappointing tbqh
there's so many things I want to do that i'll never be able to do while i'm alive thanks to reality

>>37205089
i choose to believe that after death you get your own world and omnipotence within it

>>37204938
me and my sister both have crohn's but we don't live in a medical state ;_;

So did you sue the absolute shit out of that doctor for ruining your life?

>be 16
>have had headaches all my life but not too bad
>suddenly actual migraines attack, puking, crying from pain etc
>hospitalized, full of drugs
>start seeing different neurologists
>genetic cluster migraines, chronic
>can't really do anything but symptom treatment
>start popping pills like skittles
>still have two attacks a week, occasionally hospitalized, on meds all day

>>37204838
only when you start pulling out to cum down its throat while telling it to "eat up" and "drink it all" and "sasha want daddy milk?" regularly on camera for internet dispersal will you have begun to think about the deep end

right now you are in the kiddie pool with water wings

Had the same one. Pretty good

Nah, women use fake cocks to fuck themselves and it's accepted, so why is it wrong for a man to use a fake pussy?
Why are lonely men shamed for pleasuring themselves? Serious double standard here tbqh

>rather be virgin than have no soul

What would be an actual response to this question? In the moment, I'd probably answer "I just haven't found the right one", but we'd both know it's bullshit.

>>37204818
>What would be an actual response to this question?
"yes"

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She's a roastie that plays the
>le i'm so antisocial and depressed xxdddddd

card

>>37204733
Just watched one of her videos. Almost gave me a damn headache.

>>37204733
My sister in elementary school listens to her religiously, should I be worried?
>>37205156
This is exactly what she sounds like.

>>37204728
Stop being weird and act awkward.
Goddam it buddy, it is that simple.

>>37204728
Become a famous actor and win a golden globe and a oscar

>>37204728
Never. At best you'll be "that weird guy who's kinda cool".

>>37204671
In battle. Pure adrenaline rush, feel no pain, die with glory.

>>37204671
Skydiving, probably.
I would say skateboarding down some San Francisco hills, but that would probably just leave you crippled.

>>37204671

Join a rebel group in the fight against ISIS
Get caught
Get beheaded on video
Become a piece of propaganda

Pretty fun tbqh.

>>37204606
it just happened.
deal with it.

>>37204606
The only thing wrong besides pollution is sick people like you.
Yoy should kill yourself asap

The meteor that wiped out the dinos wasn't strong enough

>>37204105
Women love, they just love differently then men. It's a hard pill to swallow, but it's required to transcend into a man. No, a woman won't take a bullet for you. But if you provide her with security and comfort, and you can give her a good dicking (sounds really cringe worthy, but seriously, women love good sex, when things are in a lull a good fuck snaps a woman right back into it) then they'll be loyal and they'll do what they can for you.

>>37204105

You're absolutely right. (((Modern))) women have shown that they are very good at pretending to love. You will be loved long enough for her to sink her dark roots into your very existence, so that when she doesn't love you anymore she can take half of your shit and all your money, especially if she had kids with you when she "loved" you.

Only men know what loyalty and love is.

>>37204106
That's not love m8, love is supposed to be unconditional.

>>37203959
Im glad people like anal because i like getting fucked in the butt

If the person getting fucked in the ass has any sense then they do an enema first. Wow now there is no shit and no smell.

>>37203959
>but poop comes out of there!
lol

>>37203942
Like 50 angels giving you a handjob

Feels really good and warm. Your dick head also gets extremely sensitive afterwards but she keeps going

>>37203942
Amazing. It's hard to describe. It feels way better than jerking off with your hand. It's somewhat similar to a warm, lubed fleshlight tho

ur a dicklet op

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how can these tiddies be so big?

>>37203756
this is considered "big' ?

he's not even thick. what the fuck. killlll yourself, jeez.


its lit below average ugh. JUST GO AWAY GOD