she blocks your path smiles and says hello :)
what do you fucking autist?
>>37338265
I bite her giant steroid clit off and patiently wait for her to beat me to death so I can finally rest and as a bonus do it in the arms of a cutie.
>>37338265
I dont get it, why is she posing? She looks like an average girl, nothing special.
>no abs
>virtually zero arm definition
>no shoulders
>zero definition
This gym culture shit is annoying, I worked hard for 5 years to get where I am and this bitch will get 1500 likes because she put on a sports bra.
>>37338265
"Understandable, have a nice day"
Oreg
ITT: Old robotcore songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBpERMkIYlY
>Hank Williams - "Nobody's Lonesome For Me"
Example lyric:
>All I need is a bride who wants a big-hearted groom / I wouldn't care if she come ridin' in on a broom
This album has a couple of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTgwY1Ld5s
He was a most peculiar man.
That's what Mrs. Riordan said and she should know;
She lived upstairs from him
She said he was a most peculiar man.
He was a most peculiar man.
He lived all alone within a house,
Within a room, within himself,
A most peculiar man.
He had no friends, he seldom spoke
And no one in turn ever spoke to him,
'Cause he wasn't friendly and he didn't care
And he wasn't like them.
Oh, no! he was a most peculiar man.
He died last Saturday.
He turned on the gas and he went to sleep
With the windows closed so he'd never wake up
To his silent world and his tiny room;
And Mrs. Riordan says he has a brother somewhere
Who should be notified soon.
And all the people said, "What a shame that he's dead,
But wasn't he a most peculiar man?"
Here's a song about the frienzone from 1935.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWOc44S5LzQ
>>37338273
Here's another, this one is about a wagecuck who's jealous of his Chad boss. One the the boss kills himself for some unknown reason, and the wagie wishes he had the courage to follow suit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwqwAy85CgY
When did you realize your life was shit? When did you lose faith in yourself to do anything about it? What was that moment like, and do you have any trouble accepting your fate?
When I started using this fucking website
It kills moral
>When did you realize your life was shit?
Already when i was about 12 i realized i would one day die in loneliness
>When did you lose faith in yourself to do anything about it?
I dunno, i think it was just slowly eroded away
>do you have any trouble accepting your fate?
Of course, i still want a gf, if i can get one
>>37338214
I'm not sure when I hit exactly, but I think in between dropping out of college, getting discharged from the navy, and having to live on a credit card for a bit, and then having to get a wagecuck job that I slowly pieced together that I'm not meant for this world, at least this society. I never had women shown interest (at least that I could tell), I have little to no desire to live, and only stay alive to keep my parents from being sad, collecting guns, and also playing videogames when I'm not working.
I've realised I can live on 10/hr and plan to do that. I don't want any fancy car, a big house, a family isn't an option because I have no friends at all and no woman wants anything to do with an autist who has no desire to acquire material wealth. It is what it is and I'm not going to change it
>Be female
>Browse r9k board that is supposedly comprised of mostly men
>Expect to see mostly pictures of naked women being posted
>End up seeing pictures of penises being posted constantly
What's the deal with you guys? Are you all just a bunch of latent homos or what?
>>37338175
you have a very feminine looking penis op
>>37338175
>What's the deal with you guys? Are you all just a bunch of latent homos or what?
Why are you complaining you fucking dyke?
>>37338228
>using dyke as an insult
yuri is pure, yaoi is only pure with cute boys and there are not many cute boys in the gay population
>Hey Anonnette Iet's play Fanny Fight!
>Whoever can rub their fanny and make the most fannybatter gets to use the other ones tongue as a willy!
>My little fanny makes lots of juice!!!!
>l beat chinese susan at fanny fight and when l used her tongue Iater her tight chinky fanny did dribbles all down her Ieg and she wasn't even touching it!
Wh-what? Why?
How can people stand up while they cut, especially a girl? I'm a guy and I fall to my knees if I try to stand up when I nut.
>>37338095
>cut
*Cum
>Chad shows interest in 5/10 girl
>Sister that doesnt even like Chad loses her shit
>she doesn't even like Chad, she's just angry that a girl less attractive than she is getting attention
How do I keep myself from losing my shit? My sister is talking about this stupid shit non-stop
Just tell her how you feel. It is really that simple.
>>37337911
Your post number is just as destructive as the actual even you fucking normie. Do you understand the ramifications of an autist speaking their mind when it comes to normie matters?
Get the fuck oit
>>37337950
People need drama in their lives.i am willing to bet he has a dull life and needs something to spice things up.
And it is pronounced normalfag or normalfaggot. Not "normie". You,sir,are a nromalfaggot. You get off MY board.
>It's not a mental illness!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGFyy7yxN7Q
> innocent Limp Bizkit fan
lol
>>37337743
what
is this performance art
really makes me think
Post more highlights of American society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsRktXy2qGA
I am male. I want to be a girl more than anything in the world and have felt this way all my life. My feelings are so strong and overwhelming that I feel sometimes that I was meant to be a girl and some kind of mistake was made, or that maybe I developed incorrectly and have a partially or completely female brain in a male's body. Of course I know I am a male, I know those thoughts are irrational. I'm sure they're just my mind's way of desperately searching for answers as to why I feel this way and why my feelings are so strong.
Do you hate me?
Do you want me to die?
Do you want me to kill myself?
If you do hate me, is it because of my feelings? Or just that you find this thread annoying.
>>37337550
1) I don't hate you why would I give a shit
2) See above
3) See answer to first question
Basically, why give a shit what anyone else thinks? Do what you gotta do.
Also, are you straight or gay? Does this type of thing affect one's sexuality?
>>37337666
>Basically, why give a shit what anyone else thinks? Do what you gotta do.
I'm glad you feel this way and wish everyone felt this way.
>Also, are you straight or gay? Does this type of thing affect one's sexuality?
I'm not sure if it affects it, I'm sure there's at least kind of influence but that's just my own personal speculation.
When I was around four I started wondering why I was seen as a boy and not a girl. Around six I started actively wishing that I was a girl. When I was around 9ish I started exploring my own body sexually and discovered sexual pleasure. When I was around maybe 12ish I started noticing and being interested in the anatomy of both boys and girls my age, finding them sexual interesting, mostly curiosity and fascination. I think around 14 I started actually masturbating regularly and wanting to have sex. I'm bisexual.
I just don't get why people care so much being identified with one gender or the other. If you wanna dress a certain way, go ahead. Not sure why people kill themselves or care if someone "misgendered" them. Call me a girl, idc.
What demographic is this board trying to contain exactly?
the castoff dregs who aren't yet sufficiently hopeless enough to snuff themselves
>>37337549
I know. But there are more than just that one here too. There are the shills that are too "advanced" for /pol/,there are faggots too gay for /lgbt/ and a few others.
>>37337600
the disenfranchised are always popular targets for recruiters
Does anyone else look down on women who drink? Men too, but mostly women. I don't mind if you have like, one beer or a glass of wine at a social gathering or something, but I really don't care for people who drink to get drunk.
my mother is a raging alcoholic so whenever i see a really drunk girl i get reminded of her and it just repulses me
yes i know that says more about me than her but there's not much i can do about it
>>37337444
Yep, drunk cunts are disgusting, much more than a drunk man
I do for some reason.
i think its because alcohol and drug scare me
>trap threads
>dick threads
>"""fembot""" threads
>/soc/ threads
>scat threads
What the fuck happened to this place? This board is supposed to be about pathetic self-loathing and whining, but it looks more like /b/ at this point.
>>37337441
>This board is supposed to be about pathetic self-loathing and whining
No, it's for greentext stories. I long for the day people actually treat it as such.
adasdasdasf
>>37337542
YOU NEED TO GO BACK AT ONCE, YOU TURBO FUCKING NORMALFAG SHITTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING GET OUT PLEASE GET OUT YOU'RE RUINING THIS BOARD, YOU'RE THE PROBLEM YOU FUCKING TWAT GODDAMMIT
>not even british
>started to say lad all the time
It is the time I begin calling elevatoriums, """lifters""" even though I have American.
>>37337305
Top lad m8 mad bantz takin the piss
>>37337305
>not even australian
>started to say "oi ya cunt" all the time
>women interested in me because of my looks
>once they get to know me they realize (my looks =/= my personality)
>they lose interest
Does this happen to anyone else?
This is why I don't approach girls. Because I know I won't meet their qualifications and they'll drop me like a sack of potatoes.
Pic related, what I want to do at this point
>>37337299
B-But looks are everything! Creepy is just a buzzword for ugly!
>>37337331
Trust me my friend, personality does matter. Looks only get your foot in the door.
>>37337370
I know. I was just making fun of some retard here that actually tried to tell me "creepy" is just a buzzword for attractiveness.
I'm shallow enough that I hope he reads this post and I hope he realizes what a fucking retard he is.
>have twink frame and face
>lose weight to obtain true twinkdom
>make grindr account
>get fucked by a bunch of people
>delete grindr and put on a bit of weight and be normal for 6 months telling everyone you are not gay anymore
>start it again
I can confirm that being gay is a mental illness.
>>37336994
fags see a 10 year old and think of her being sodomized, they are sick
>>37337050
I told you it was a mental illness
>>37336994
Who the fuck makes a meme about getting assfucked with a child?!
How often do you think about suicide
original of course
Only sane option
>>37336962
At least weekly, probably daily.
The only thing i fear is that there is no after life.
I really want to live, but not in this body, not in this reallity