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>>37414053
What are you trying to portray in this photo anon?

>>37414108
Something old I took, no idea how it got onto my computer.
If you want to see more like this I have a lot

This is fucking trash dawg
STRAIGHT FUCING GARBAGE
How the fuck do you even mess up this bad?
How can a screen capture of a picture photographed with a shitty early 2000s era phone have sentimental value to you?

why do we find spit disgusting when our mouths are filled with saliva?
I have no fucking clue

Just like this guy
YOU HAVE LITERALLY NO FUCKING CLUE DUDE

You tell me. What is dabbing?

So is this the new normie faggotry that everyone will forget in two months?

she must be a loser cause the normies have stopped doing that shit like a month ago, atleast that's what I've noticed from youtube videos.

>>37413716
I don't understand what went wrong?

But I understand you on feeling extreme weight on every social mistake. I remember saying or doing something embarrassing all the way back to when I was 12, and it still follows me in life.

what was the mistake?

>>37413716
W O W
O
W

those tits

>>37413389
is this bait? this has to be bait...

otherwise is the virginest question ever asked

>>37413408
I asked on the virgin board. It's just a curiosity I have. pls respond.

>>37413389
definitely possible, but your hand/wrist would be in a weird position. I dp'd a girl with my dick and my thumb once doing exactly what you describe.

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>neet worried the free ride is coming to an end

>>37413386
It's not just about that...
I'm not going to lie that is a big part of my psychological descent, but still...
My momma and I were always very close. So close that it worried some of my psychiatrists... She's my everything. I literally cannot fathom life without her. If she goes, it won't be long until I follow her too. I Know I'm not going to make it without her.

>>37413419
This is exactly how I feel about my mother. If she goes within the next five years, given I haven't killed myself already, I'll be dead within a month after she goes. She's the only human I truly love and enjoy being around. I wish you and your mother the best, cancer is a bitch

TEARING AT MY NECK MY SHARPENED TEETH PIERCE THE MEAT
MY WARM BLOODIED PREY SUSTAINS MY LIFE FOR ONE MORE DAY
THE OLDEST OF SOULS, LEFT BEHIND AFTER LIFE
BEFORE DEATH I WAS NOTHING BUT HUMAN

INDULGENCE IN THE BLOOD, INTOXICATED FROM ITS DRUG
IT WARMS MY COLD SOUL

>>37413313
TAPPING, THE GUSHING SAP, TRICKLING DOWN MY THROAT
REJUVENATION OF MY BODY
NO BLOOD LEFT TO SCAB
NOW IT FLOWS THROUGH MY VEINS
HEAVEN I HAVE FOUND
FEAR IN MY GRIP
TRANSCEND BEYOND MORTAL
THE SWEET BLOOD
I WILL SWALLOW
DRAINING THE INNER SPIRIT
FEASTING ON THE POWER
KNOWING ONLY PLEASURE
HUMAN BLOOD I DEVOUR


GHASTLY BEAUTY LOOK INTO MY EYES
TO REPRODUCE WITH THE LIVING
EVERY CENTURY

IMPREGNATION OF THE VIRGIN
I DRINK THE BLOOD OF THE UNBORN
RETURNING TO MY GRAVE
DRAGGING MY BLOOD DRAINED PREY
MY BODY BURNS FROM THE LIGHT
SLEEPING UNTIL NIGHT

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tik tok own tha clok

>2006 was 11 years ago

Where did the time go?

>>37413294
>may 30 2017 was 24 hours ago

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>>37413240
It's already Summer here

>>37412993
After she put the flashlight on, I would probably freak out and jump out the window with it still on and run home.

>>37412993
I jerk off into toilet paper and flush it down. I don't jizz on my fucking floor

>>37412993
Mom just washed my sheets yesterday. I'm good to go!

>>37412850
I have a gf who i has lost her virginity to me at 19 years old, we're together for 4 years now.
Girls who jump from cock to cock like mario jumps from pipe to pipe are not to be trusted.
She'll leave you for the better cock the minute she's bored. I'm not 100% of this relationship as i've been burned before, but it's more stable than i've ever imagined it could be.

The only acceptable number of cocks take for a girl is 2 and ALL have to be stable long relationships if she's under 24.
And 3 if she's under 30.
If she's over who would want to fuck that granny.

>>37412850
>I could have murdered dozens of people, but I only killed a couple so i'm not a psychopath

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>>37412850
>doesn't that actually speak well to her sense of self-control?

No. A couple dozen is a lot.

>>37412590
What, pics of the same character that Fate faggot uses?

>>37412590
>ywn get impregnated by a smelly NEET

>>37412590
we dont lewd fateanon like that

What's considered a good grade
Oregjnk

>>37412519
>distracted by the pu$$y

>He didn't fap everyday before college to minimize distractions

How much of a faggot are you? I bet you also brought your phone to college everyday.

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>>37412653
I needed a C
>>37412736
It's my fault for falling for the Succubus anon, I understand ;_;

>>37412407
>nobody posted Blaire white yet
/r9k/ is the gayest board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwtDRDxCRRg

>>37412540
wow nice. where is she now?

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>>37412185
>cops are on their way
do americans actually do this

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>>37412185
wher r u anon

why don't you give us the full story anon

idk man i've been called sweet a lot but because i temper it with confidence and inner forcefullness it hasn't lead me wrong yet

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>>37411964
>arnt you a handsome young man

>Its not you its me
>Totally original comment desu

>>37411893

Am poor. Fgfhggxfgbjjggfffg

like 2D girls

Short and ugly