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I'm on my first day of my vacation

Im also working. My boss got moved to another area so Im kinda on my own at the office, the other people here are cunts. I wish the money was better. I wish i was NEET

>>37515966
how bad is it honestly?
im thinking of killing myself because my mom sign me up for a job and i have to go tomorrow

>>37515947
lucid dream. it's literally the only way of being able to fuck a video game character

>>37515963
Good thing I can jerk to my own imagination

>>37515947
Any chick with daddy issues from the rural southwest. I just want Veronica.
>tfw no silly les to play video games with and build random shit
I have gotten close to it, but then all my friends moved across the country and the ones that stayed became assholes.

you stop posting bait threads on /r9k/

>>37515935
post your address on craigslist and say that you want to be raped

>gay thread
>gif is from a woman ass

>>37515840
Yep, a friend of mine:
>Cambridge graduate
>Several published papers by the end of his undergrad
>Even his tutor said that he was one of the better minds he'd seen in his time

Despite all that he's always thought he wasn't that good at what he did, constantly expected to fail (even though he never did), and ended up finishing his masters and works for an engineering company that, quite honestly, doesn't appreciate him.

>>37515840
Some people are perfectionists and constantly find flaws in their work. These people are rarely ever satisfied with anything they do, no matter how much praise they get from other people. It's what they call the creator's curse, where you simply expect the worst of yourself all of the time and nothing can really reassure you.

This is me, except I don't have any outstanding talents in the first place.

>>37515907
>This is me, except I don't have any outstanding talents in the first place.

Well, you can't be an objective observer about yourself.

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if, after all the work you did for them, just answer with "lmao your, wrong retard" why not just tell them straight up: "no, you are wrong, but for me it's not worth the effort to continue this argument, hopefully someone else will have the patience to set you straight. have a nice day"
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>bruh I was just joking

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to be fair it's pretty similar to arguing in real life

It's completely about perceived social status of those that hold the opinion

more well liked people will have their opinion about a subject held in higher regard than someone who is not well liked, pretty much regardless of whether or not they can back it up or prove it at all

>>37515666
Fucking watch me you little devil slut

>>37515666
>you won't cut your legs off

>>37515666
Of course I won't beat that game on the hardest difficulty today, I don't have a playthrough going on the hardest difficulty, and its longer than 24 hours. But I could beat that other game on the hardest difficulty.

I'm 6,4 with size 12 feet. You cannot hope to ever compete.

>>37515737
That's a feetlet. I'm only six feet tall and wear size twelve shoes

>>37515657
size 12 here, shame becuase smaller feet are better for running.

stop watching amateur shit. Yes it can get feely if you can tell they love each other

watch professional gonzo doing crazy shit that few people would ever experience

Do not stop watching porn. Do you think it's healthy to be sexually pent up?

>>37515642
>How can I stop watching porn?
hire a hooker

>>37515686
I no porn, its like jerking off without negative side effects.

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remember robots that they are the enemy.they are devoid of feelings and empathy.they exist to siphon resources and energy and time from you.they exist to cause you suffering

nothing else

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they will always deceive you because its in their nature to do so.Just as no one thought a fly how to fly or a horse how to run no one teaches women how to deceive and lie.they are born into this world only for that purpose

thank you op! you are doing god's work! the other one turned to shit due to white knights and roasties.

>>37515632
Season two was better because he was near to kill himself. It was intense

>>37515632
sucks that season 4 just got canceled

>>37515632
the 3rd. it's so spectacular to see a man who's spent his life in a dazed state of apathy and pain ascend from darkness yet, at the same time bare the scars that remind him of who he was and still is on the inside.

>>37515566
Hey i'm 97% white. whatcha gonna do about it?

this is a psy op

only real robots are white

Being too white is actually a negative they all know you never leave house and have no social status

I just want to fuck brown bitches

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I don't think so,anon
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>>37515548
currently?
>bought a car (new not used)
>have to wait two weeks till i can get it

>>37515548
Don't have any but I do stuff anyways. I try not to look for stuff that doesn't exist, which is why I'm a nihilist, and why I don't want a gf anymore.

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>>37515562
sounds, cool. wished i had money for one.
>tfw no car

>>37515481
Like eating noodles and meatballs? *suggestive emoji*

Why don't you kill yourself you fat whore?

>>37515481
Say "Showering? Me too! Oh, sex is nice too... I guess, lol." And see if she builds on to that.

>>37515346
Dude don't be mad, I know it doesn't mean much but if you just be yourself someday you'll get an inordinately good looking girlfriend who will entertain your awkward sexual advances and excessive appetite for attention while adamantly avoiding doing anything that will make you jealous.

>>37515412
Not OP but so many years of 4chan have finally and totally destroyed my ability to detect legitimate irony or sarcasm in comments like this.

>>37515346
I think there's a turning point when you KNOW that even if the girl of your dreams is just around the corner, you KNOW you will never laugh about what you went through, because it fucked every part of you up so bad it will never not hurt. Thats best case for me.

Gr8b8m8 desudesudesu

>>37515300
Wish you were my friend. So lonely. Buy me things too please?

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>>37515300
Aww, anon!

Did she give you a kiss?